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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:47AM

"I had no idea baout the Felon status..."

See... this is the flaw.

You tell me I can't have a gun to protect my kids.

Then you insist on knowing if there's even one in the house.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:50AM

Why would you need to know whether my Wife owns a gun?

The Police know, assuming that we're law-abiding.

Why does this discussion even need to be a question when I've so clearly never been violent?

Scared? Hell yes. Defensive? Yes. Violent? Never.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:52AM

I've even told you that I haven't had practice.

Which I think is the opposite of safe, but....

Nobody gets it.

Because of a non-violent drug charge when I was 20.

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new page!!
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:53AM

:)
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:54AM

I'm surprised you dont have cameras up already. That light blue mazda does sound suspecious.

Keep up the good work, you're close to the answer. wget and curl this site, the clues are there. get Gordon before he gets you!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:00PM

Gordon:

Did that prove your case?

Do you know what rational means?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:00PM

"I'm surprised you dont have cameras up already."

Are you kidding?

I'm not telling anyone shit. No hints, even, when you're this paranoid.

Gives away locations.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:01PM

Off-site storage.

Maybe I wasn't kidding about the "Lost" script.

Hmmm.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:03PM

I'm clever.

I think I've earned the right to say that.

Or creative, at least.

Like I said, I spend a lot of time trying - hacking.

Persistence. When you know there's only one right thing to do, do you have a choice?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:08PM

Maybe I was hoping for that SUV to happen by.

Anyone reading and watching would've been likely to spook, no?

Narrow down the timeframes.

Dangerous people do stupid shit when they're desperate.

Make things worse.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:09PM

Why can't Gordon pass a Turing Test?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:09PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> "I had no idea baout the Felon status..."
>
> See... this is the flaw.
>
> You tell me I can't have a gun to protect my
> kids.
>
> Then you insist on knowing if there's even one in
> the house.


You knew the law. Shouldnt have done whatever you did to be a Felon. Dont put that on anyone but you.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:09PM

Whatever the case is, i think you know. It's very clear. It's clearly been clear for days now. Retrace your steps, carefully. The answer is there.

We need to know the TRUTH.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:09PM

Mazda again. No kidding.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Dr. Feelgooz ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:09PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> I'm clever.
>
> I think I've earned the right to say that.


In my opinion, you are probably wearing saran wrap. Clearly I can see your nuts!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:10PM

Oh, I know everything, already.

It's just cheaper for me if these people start coming forward, and turning each other in.

Cheaper for some of them, too.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Agent 57 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:10PM

Agent 57, if you can copy this, please stop driving by. Don't dance or bring any attention to yourself, 10-4?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:12PM

"Shouldnt have done whatever you did to be a Felon."

That's what, 6 posts up?

Nah, not reading your shit anymore.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: ArtVandalay ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:12PM

Agent 57 Wrote:
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> Agent 57, if you can copy this, please stop
> driving by. Don't dance or bring any attention to
> yourself, 10-4?

+100

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:14PM

post a pic of the mazda, or else its not really happening. Dont lie to your people. We are on your side. We pledge allegiance.


For glory Scott!!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:17PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> "Shouldnt have done whatever you did to be a
> Felon."
>
> That's what, 6 posts up?
>
> Nah, not reading your shit anymore.

Gee, maybe you SHOULDNT have done whatever you did to be a fucking felon and then you wouldnt have this problem. See? Im not a felon because I didnt do anything so fucking stupid that I got caught, tried, and convicted of something that motherfucking stupid.

lol... oh and good point about '6 posts up'. See, I forgot that some of us are actually at work (work is that thing you do that makes you feel like a participating member of society) and cant/wont respond to every post you submit, which is really just you talking to yourself about nothing.

You are a fucking wackjob dude and you need some serious fucking help. Hopefully one day yoou take your complete bullshit offline and someone puts you in your fucking place.

Trust me, you have earned it.

Peace out you fucking moron. Enjoy your time in fucking crazytown.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:18PM

Thanks, 2confused.

Can't. Won't explain why.

Sorry.

Onward.

Where are you Gordon?

Just answer a couple of questions, in "real time". Today.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:19PM

I mean, I'm guessing EC is going about his business.

Show us that you're not him.

Or, are you really enjoying this?

That would be pretty twisted, wouldn't it?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:21PM

Gordon, I suspect:
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:37PM

EC... stick around someone that'll vouch for you, if you're reading this.

If timing doesn't line up, then I'm accidentally implicating you.

I swear, that's not the idea.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:38PM

Another thought?

Someone from the FBI could go on record as saying they'll investigate this shit.

Not today, obviously.

But, give me a "single point of responsibility".

The name of one person, with both the power and responsibility to review the situation, and give me a high level overview of what the hell happened here.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:39PM

Hacking.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: well done ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:44PM

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: J Edgar Hoover ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:50PM

Scott, you can be assured that I will put all of the resources of the FBI on this. And since I suspect that Gordon has contacts in Germany and Scandinavia, I have also alerted Interpol.

I will be in charge and will act as your "single point of responsibility" ... you may contact me 24/7... I will be here - I'm not going anywhere.

You may rest now son, we deeply appreciate the thorough investigative work you have done. When this is all over, you may expect a call from one of our recruiters.

J Edgar Hoover
1801 E Street Southeast
Washington, DC 20003
Phone: 202-543-0539

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:56PM

Hehehe... yeah, that's clever.

It's reckless endangerment of a child with malice and forethought, if I'm right.

Good luck with that.

Where the hell is Gordon?

And something just connected... I never compared Terry's signature.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:58PM

I don't feel like digging.

Anyone know where it else it is?

On something official, not private?

Not PII?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: @2 concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:58PM

Of all the years of F Underground, I gotta tip my hat, and say you are the biggest troll ever. Happy? Now go do some dancing and get the fuck off of a computer.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:59PM

Now you're getting close! I tried to tell you that yesterday!

You need to look at this from every angle Scott. Dont miss the possibility, that Terry IS Gordon Blvd!!!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:01PM

Wow.....this is great....

I'm SO glad "Gordon" called and shared this with me....yeah Scotty, he, or sorry, you guys say she usually, so SHE called me, not you...jealous? No, we didn't go to Woodson together, I went to Madison.....way the fuckback in the 90's, no classes of '07 round here, you're the pedobear, all concerned with kids...

So, just fyi, you are making his, sorry, her life SO much fun with this bullshit, SO much fun.....

You do realize at this point you're just a joke. And yeah, I did mean that as a statement, cause you have to.

You're not getting a name because "Gordon" is smarter than you and actually cares who knows where his/her kids are, unlike yourself!

I wish you'd go re-read your posts where you accuse "Terry" of the same shit you accuse "Gordon" of....and you're back and forth between Terry screwing your life and "Gordon" screwing Terry's reputation....you make no fucking sense at all!

I can assure you, I have known your "Gordon" for, shit.....almost 18years now, he/she's not gonna hurt your kids or you or your wife....NOW, everyone else, who knows, you have literally invited harm to come to your family, YOU have done that! "Gordon" tried to tell you that, and you invited MORE harm, and than blamed him/her for your shortcomings.

And no, I'm not gonna tell you who she/he is, then I lose out on sidelines fun.

BTW, yes, my name is REALLY Jen, and no you won't find me on his/her FB because we use telephones and go to dinner and shit irl. You won't find me on "Caleb's" cause I've never seen that poor guy before!

...oh ps-VDOT, plans for roadwork 20-30years in advance, if he'she had gone to work w/dad/mom 25years ago they coulda been shown the plans....lol

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: J. D. McNugent ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:01PM

Agent 57 Wrote:
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> Agent 57, if you can copy this, please stop
> driving by. Don't dance or bring any attention to
> yourself, 10-4?




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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:04PM

I like JenK

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I say "fuck" a lot...
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:06PM

"Terry IS Gordon Blvd"

You mean the other "top Google result"?

Yeah, I ruled that out. Almost looked like a hoax.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:07PM

Doubling back.

Thanks!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:07PM

You'd like me more onstage ;) ......although, I do go and hide behind a stage name lol, but thats all I'm hiding behind

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Just a dude but ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:07PM

Thank you Jen. Well put. That should end the stupidity of 2concerned.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:09PM

Okay...

MY brain is tickling.

Again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_E._Marty

This page was last modified on 8 March 2012 at 17:08.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:09PM

Holy shit.

Is this real?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:13PM

Well, I know who I can't call....

And no, this is funny, not racist, damnit.

White people should be allowed to joke, too.
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:13PM

JenK is a stripper.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2idiot ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:14PM

You're getting warmer, Scotty! Take Marty Marty's hint and go all the way back to the protestant revolution. Quickly before that damn Gordon time travels and fucks that all up for us.

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Re: new page!!
Posted by: ArtVandalay ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:22PM

@GordonBlvd, any chance you can have your brain time travel back to 2003 and convince me to not marry my 2nd wife? Thanks in advance.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:24PM

I am so not gonna bother to explain burlesque to an imbecile like you LOL-the rest of you, look up Dita Von Tease if you want to see the difference....long n short, its funny and there's no pole :)

Does anyone else find it funny that the 1st person who honestly knows "Gordon" Scott just ignores???? You really are just a cyberbully aren't you?

C'mon son, I put my email on that 1st post! You don't wanna have a heart to heart? I don't agree with EVERYTHING "Gordon" says, hell, we DO NOT talk politics, lol....

...but I forgot, if he emails me, then you guys don't get to read his crazy shit too! Ooops.....

btw, they've been looking for one for years....http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/33793/anglers+extraordinary+find+is+no+sea+monster+but+a+giant+squid/

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Not Gordon ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:28PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> Okay...
>
> MY brain is tickling.
>
> Again.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_E._Marty
>
> This page was last modified on 8 March 2012 at
> 17:08.

The OP...

pic not related
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:30PM

It seems to fit:

Martin E. Marty
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other people with the same name, see Martin Marty (bishop).
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Martin Emil Marty (b. February 5, 1928, West Point, Nebraska) is an American Lutheran religious scholar who has written extensively on American religion. He received a Ph.D. from the University of Chicago in 1956, and served as a Lutheran pastor from 1952 to 1962 in the suburbs of Chicago. From 1963 to 1998 he taught at the University of Chicago Divinity School and latterly held an endowed chair (the Fairfax M. Cone Distinguished Service Professorship). He retired after his seventieth birthday and now holds emeritus status. He was Robert W. Woodruff Visiting Professor of Interdisciplinary Studies at Emory University 2003–2004.
Marty published an authored book and an edited book for every year he was a full-time professor. He has maintained that authorial pace in his retirement. His dozens of published books include Righteous Empire: The Protestant Experience in America (1970), for which he won the National Book Award in category Philosophy and Religion;[1] the encyclopedic five-volume Fundamentalism Project,[2] co-edited with historian R. Scott Appleby, formerly his dissertation advisee; and the biography Martin Luther (2004). He has been a columnist and senior editor for The Christian Century magazine since 1956, edited the biweekly "Context" newsletter from 1969 until 2010, and writes a weekly column distributed electronically as "Sightings" by the Martin Marty Center at the University of Chicago Divinity School. In addition, he has authored over 5,000 articles and many more incidental pieces, encyclopedia entries, forewords, and the like.
Marty served as president of the American Academy of Religion, the American Society of Church History, and the American Catholic Historical Association. He was the founding president and later the George B. Caldwell Scholar-in-Residence at the Park Ridge Center for the Study of Health, Faith, and Ethics. He has served on two U. S. Presidential Commissions and was director of both the Fundamentalism Project of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences and the Public Religion Project at the University of Chicago (sponsored by the Pew Charitable Trusts). He has served St. Olaf College in Northfield, Minnesota since 1988 as Regent, Board Chair, Interim President in late 2000, and now as Senior Regent.
Marty has received numerous honors, including the National Humanities Medal, the Medal of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, the University of Chicago Alumni Medal, the Distinguished Service Medal of the Association of Theological Schools, the Order of Lincoln Medallion (Illinois’ top honor), and 80 honorary doctorates. He is an elected member of the American Antiquarian Society and of the American Philosophical Society and is the Mohandas M. K. Gandhi Fellow of the American Academy of Political and Social Sciences.
Widower of Elsa and married now to Harriet, he has seven children (including two who joined the family as foster children), among whom are Minnesota State Senator John Marty[3] and Rev. Peter Marty, who is currently the host of the ELCA radio ministry Grace Matters.
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2 See also
3 References
4 External links
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Righteous Empire: The Protestant Experience in America (1970) Harper Torchbook 1977 paperback: ISBN 0-06-131931-7
Modern American Religion. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.
Volume 1: The Irony of It All, 1893-1919 (1986) ISBN 0-226-50893-5
Volume 2: The Noise of Conflict, 1919-1941 (1990) ISBN 0-226-50895-1
Volume 3: Under God, Indivisible, 1941-1960 (1996) ISBN 0-226-50899-4
Religion and Republic: The American Circumstance (1987) Boston: Beacon Press. ISBN 0-8070-1206-8
The Fundamentalism Project, Martin E. Marty and R. Scott Appleby, Editors
Volume 1:Fundamentalisms Observed, Marty/Appleby, (1991) ISBN 0-226-50878-1
Volume 2:Fundamentalisms and Society: Reclaiming the Sciences, the Family, and Education, Marty/Appleby/Hardacre/Mendelsohn, (1993) ISBN 0-226-50881-1
Volume 3:Fundamentalisms and the State: Remaking Polities, Economies, and Militance, Marty/Appleby/Garvey/Kuran, (1993) ISBN 0-226-50884-6
Volume 4:Accounting for Fundamentalisms: The Dynamic Character of Movements, Marty/Appleby/Ammerman/Frykenberg/Heilman/Piscatori, (1994) ISBN 0-226-50886-2
Volume 5:Fundamentalisms Comprehended, Marty/Appleby, (1995) ISBN 0-226-50888-9
Martin Luther (The Penguin Lives Series). New York: Viking (2004) ISBN 0-670-03272-7
Additional biographical source: Martin E. Marty. "Half a Life in Religious Studies: Confessions of an 'Historical Historian'." pp. 151–174 in The Craft of Religious Studies, edited by Jon R. Stone. New York: St. Martin's Press, 1998.
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^ "National Book Awards – 1972". National Book Foundation. Retrieved 2012-03-08.
^ The Fundamentalism Project
^ Marty, Martin E. (2008), The Christian World: A Global History. Random House, back sleeve.
[edit]External links

Martin E. Marty homepage
Fundamentalism Project
Martin E. Marty Sightings Blog
Video interview on his book, The Mystery of the Child
Download or listen to Martin Marty interview by The Progressive magazine, 27 September 2006
"Prison Writings in a World Come of Age: The Special Vision of Dietrich Bonhoeffer", Martin E. Marty, Berfrois, 12 May 2011
Booknotes interview with Marty on Martin Luther, April 11, 2004.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:31PM

Oh man, Dita Von Tease is one of Americas icons if you know ANYTHING about burlesque. Worth every penny for both of her old Playboy magazines off of Ebay.

Shes simply incredible.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:33PM

Damn, look at this:

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=0001ac

That grammar is concise.

Normal people NEVER do that.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:34PM

Okay, so if the dude's so into photography, I'm thinking:

He fucked EC up?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:35PM

Was there money involved, Mr. Martin?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:36PM

Too late, it's done.

And you guys wanted to know why this NEEDED to be public, after a point.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:36PM

I am so so so sorry to EC, if what I'm thinking is true.

Obviously, I can never undo this, but I think you'll understand.

I hope.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:38PM

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I say "fuck" a lot...
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2confused ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:45PM

Jennk, pic, or GTFO

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:54PM

Pic of GTFO? omg, lol.....what kinda pic you want????? Can send you a "stripper" one, don't wanna piss your wife off more lol

Im sorry, am I not allowed to make an account on FFXU w/out a pic? Gee, it looks like you are the ONLY moron on here who put up a pic of themselves! WTF?

And GTFO, do you own the thread to slander MY friend? Oh wait, NO YOU DON'T, lol

Hey Mr Powertrip, whatcha gonna do if I don't pic or GTFO? You gonna threaten me too? Ignore me? Call the police again?

Andare you searching people named Gordon now??? You know that's one of the names of rt123 right? Damn, I shoulda been MapleAve...gonna hae to change my handle, DAMN!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:56PM

Go ahead, guys.

Log yourself.

It all makes sense, now.

I'm done here.

Let this thread die.

I don't know what else to do.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: wuht_______________ ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:58PM

JenK Wrote:
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> Pic of GTFO? omg, lol.....what kinda pic you
> want????? Can send you a "stripper" one, don't
> wanna piss your wife off more lol
>
> Im sorry, am I not allowed to make an account on
> FFXU w/out a pic? Gee, it looks like you are the
> ONLY moron on here who put up a pic of themselves!
> WTF?
>
> And GTFO, do you own the thread to slander MY
> friend? Oh wait, NO YOU DON'T, lol
>
> Hey Mr Powertrip, whatcha gonna do if I don't pic
> or GTFO? You gonna threaten me too? Ignore me?
> Call the police again?


oo my are u postin from an aol account


> Andare you searching people named Gordon now???
> You know that's one of the names of rt123 right?

o man some1 finally gave dat one away, it wuz keepin off da sent 4 along tyme

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:58PM

Gordon, Rachel, WhateverTheFuck:

Please take that crap off of patch, if you're able.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:59PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> Go ahead, guys.
>
> Log yourself.
>
> It all makes sense, now.
>
> I'm done here.
>
> Let this thread die.
>
> I don't know what else to do.


Yes you do, you will go kill your wife and kids, bury them out back and then shoot yourself :D we'll all be happy....well except the guy who says we shouldn't pick on you.....then we'll start a whole thread on how nice it is that Sandburg Middle is safe again!!!

Now I see why Gordon's been in a good mood for 2 weeks LOL

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Date: June 05, 2012 02:01PM

Psycho alert.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Nemesis0 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:11PM

"Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:56PM


Go ahead, guys.

Log yourself.

It all makes sense, now.

I'm done here.

Let this thread die.

I don't know what else to do."

Oh no no no. You aren't getting off that easy. You wanted to play games Mr. haxOr boy.

You're not the person you claimed to be. Those of us who go deeper know. We found out days ago.

Here's a little challenge for you. If you are who you claim you are, post a pic of you with a shoe on your head. This shouldn't be a problem for you. You have already posted a picture you claim to be you and you have feet, correct?

Well, get on it boy!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:18PM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/925104.html

Because you guys won't listen anymore, he had to go start a whole new topic!! Damnit guys, pay attention!!! Then we won't have to jump threads! Gosh!

Gordon started as a woman from Rose Hill, turned into a man from Rose Hill, turned into a really young white man, now is an older black man.....exciting! Can I get a sex/color change too???

Btw, whatevver happened to Caleb??

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:36PM

I still like JenK and want to subscribe to her newsletter.

____________________________________________________________________________________________

I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2insane ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:50PM

Thanks to Detective Scotty, the conspiracy begins to unravel...

Perpetrators of this nefarious plot to kill Scott (and shoot his dog) now appear to include:

1 _____ the dancing immigrant black man
2 Gordon the Time Traveling Thoroughfare
3 Terry the Principal
4 _____ the cop who is a facebook friend of Caleb
5 _____ the rookie female cop who withered under the gaze of death defying Scott
6 Caleb the Libertarian Lutheran
7 JenK the dancing queen (Did she train the dancing immigrant black man?)
8 Cary the Pedophile webmaster

Did I miss anyone?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:52PM

@2insane - you left out our Patch operatives :)

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:53PM

Yes, yes I went to Haiti many many moons ago to train the "Dancing Man"......

.....the secret is out.....

Do you think Scott feels better now?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Nemesis0 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:54PM

Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." (Yeahhh!)

Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh, you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (ooohh)
You better run, you better take cover."

We are..

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder, (yeahhhhhhhhhh)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (thunderrrrr!)
You better run, you better take cover.

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo yeahhhh!)
Then I run, and then I take cover. (yea)

We are...

Livin' in a land down under, (underrrr)
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo da da laa yeahhh!)
Then I run, then I take cover.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:55PM


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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:58PM

Nevermind...

The judge says Cary's fixed:

Judge finds Cary Verse no longer a sexual predator
Friday, June 17, 2011

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/east_bay&id=8198143

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:00PM

I feel left out... :(

____________________________________________________________________________________________

I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Nemesis0 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:04PM

"Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 02:55PM


Anyone heard from him recently?

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/judge-orders-repeat-sex-offender-cary-verse-sent-b/nKyYJ/"

Have you heard from your shoes recently?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Options ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:12PM

@JenK "Yes, yes I went to Haiti many many moons ago to train the "Dancing Man"......"

No Wai! I just went to Haiti a few months ago. I will never forget the smell: burning trash with a whiff of food grilling every now and then. Such a depressed world set in such a beautiful basin. So many people there have almost nothing but cell phones. (Everyone has a cell phone.)

Oh dear - I've just made the thread hard to follow with my meandering nonsense.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:24PM

why are you posting the SAME shit on 2 different threads?????

Do you really think there are 2 sets of people reading these? Oh wait, you're BATSHIT crazy, I almost forget!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/05/2012 03:42PM by JenK.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2crazy ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:28PM

2insane Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanks to Detective Scotty, the conspiracy begins
> to unravel...
>
> Perpetrators of this nefarious plot to kill Scott
> (and shoot his dog) now appear to include:
>
> 1 _____ the dancing immigrant black man
> 2 Gordon the Time Traveling Thoroughfare
> 3 Terry the Principal
> 4 _____ the cop who is a facebook friend of
> Caleb
> 5 _____ the rookie female cop who withered under
> the gaze of death defying Scott
> 6 Caleb the Libertarian Lutheran
> 7 JenK the dancing queen (Did she train the
> dancing immigrant black man?)
> 8 Cary the Pedophile webmaster
>
> Did I miss anyone?

There was something about the Governor and Atty General Ken Cuccinell...

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the most important part of it all
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:40PM

OMG!!!

We forgot St Olaf!!!!!

:)

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 05, 2012 03:41PM

If you'er gonna add St Olaf, you GOTTA add Betty White :P

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2insane ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:01PM

revision 1...

Thanks to Detective Scotty, the conspiracy begins
to unravel...

Perpetrators of this nefarious plot to kill Scott
(and shoot his dog) now appear to include:

1 _____ the dancing immigrant black man
2 Gordon the Time Traveling Thoroughfare
3 Terry the Principal
4 Mike the cop who is a facebook friend of Caleb
5 _____ the rookie female cop who withered under the gaze of death defying Scott. She is now out on disability due to PTSD
6 Caleb the Libertarian Lutheran
7 JenK the dancing queen who went back in time to train the dancing immigrant black man.
8 Cary the Pedophile webmaster
9 30-ish Mike who is doing some weird shit with facial hair but who declared Scott "sane"
10 Script Kiddie who hacked Scott's internet connection and intercepts his phone calls
11 Aunt Betty the enabling busy body who should stick to baking her shitty pies.
12 Rachel Leonard the vegan with three cats who edits the Patch.
13 Jessie Biele the writer at the Patch who snuffed out Scott's freedom of speech.
14 Fred the school safety and security director (they got to him!).
15 The staff of Woodburn who never answer the phones.
16 Governor McDonnel who dared to ignore Scott.
17 Ken Cucinelli who is worried about the nipple, but enamored with the corpse.
18 FBO. He was feeling left out of the coolest party in town.
19 St. Olaf's College - Fram! Fram! Kristmenn, Krossmenn.


Am I missing anyone else? Betty White is currently under consideration.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2crazy ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:10PM

2concerned Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> Never would've noticed the little blueish Mazda(?)
> with MD plates(?) that's been happening by a LOT
> the past day or so. Music's too loud. People
> don't get it. Think they need bass to be cool.

Don't forget the little blueish Mazda w/ MD plates... They're in on it too. (Need cameras for surveillance)

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:27PM

I'll be back for you Gordon.

The constant release of insider information is enough to get people wonder what you really do.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:28PM

Get some rest. I'm doing the night shift tonight.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:42PM

I'm really trying not to laugh, because on one side of this delusional tree, I have to say it 2concerned, I think you do need not only rest, but some professional help. Where these wild accusations and free time come from, I have no idea, but my goodness, please for your sake and for others, please speak to a therapist, or at least someone you can trust, maybe a pastor or community member, family member who knows you for who you are. Best of luck.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:55PM

So please explain to me why nobody will help me resolve this?

If Gordon checks in with someone, I'm done.

Yes, deep accusations, indeed.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:56PM

He's posting on the patch, and bragging that it creates danger.

WTF?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:01PM

LMFAO!!!

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I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:04PM

Yeah... I've got some other patterns to look at.

Interesting PM.

Was there a settlement, Gordon?

Non-disclosure, maybe?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:06PM

Nice thing, Gordong? You're isolated.

There's no "secret" way to get a message to you.

Or is there?

BBL... gonna have Dinner, meditate, take a nap.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Not Cary ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:07PM

From the Accused Pedophile thread moved to Off-Topic:

Re: Have You Seen This Man (Accused Pedophile)
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:47PM

2concerned,

In the two weeks since registering your account you have been a prolific poster, generating 901 posts at the time of this writing, but many of these posts (this entire thread included) break the most basic rules against flooding, spamming, and posting complete garbage.

I have not yet read the entirety of your posts, but at this point it's clear that while your initial intentions were genuine you have now regressed to defensiveness, personal attacks, and harassment.

This is your official warning to STOP FLOODING. If you have something constructive to add to an argument please collect your thoughts and generate a single post on the topic. Failure to comply with this warning will result in a ban against posting in the Fairfax General forum.

If you have comments for me (the administrator) please air them in this thread only.

- Cary (the admin)

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Bizarro Gordon ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:09PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> Nice thing, Gordong? You're isolated.
>
> There's no "secret" way to get a message to you.
>
> Or is there?
>
> BBL... gonna have Dinner, meditate, take a nap.

Looks like Gordon beat you again. No one likes a quiter "Scott".
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:16PM

>
> BBL... gonna have Dinner, meditate, take a nap.


Hopefully Dinner, "Medicate", Nap.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:27PM

@NRA - this thread is good enough proof for me some sorta "medication" has been going on with the dude LoLz
@Bizarro - somehow, I think O.P. is beating himself - ha! and I guess I mean that in more ways than one LoLz
@FBO - it's quite a party, isnt it? :)
@2insane - that list was AWESOME!!!

pic unrelated
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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:28PM

Great pic Gordon! Hilarious :) Ya know, I always knew Betty White ruled, but Highlander Style-yeah!

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2funny ()
Date: June 05, 2012 05:54PM

2insane Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> revision 1...
>
> Thanks to Detective Scotty, the conspiracy begins
>
> to unravel...
>
> Perpetrators of this nefarious plot to kill Scott
>
> (and shoot his dog) now appear to include:
>
> 1 _____ the dancing immigrant black man
> 2 Gordon the Time Traveling Thoroughfare
> 3 Terry the Principal
> 4 Mike the cop who is a facebook friend of Caleb
>
> 5 _____ the rookie female cop who withered under
> the gaze of death defying Scott. She is now out
> on disability due to PTSD
> 6 Caleb the Libertarian Lutheran
> 7 JenK the dancing queen who went back in time to
> train the dancing immigrant black man.
> 8 Cary the Pedophile webmaster
> 9 30-ish Mike who is doing some weird shit with
> facial hair but who declared Scott "sane"
> 10 Script Kiddie who hacked Scott's internet
> connection and intercepts his phone calls
> 11 Aunt Betty the enabling busy body who should
> stick to baking her shitty pies.
> 12 Rachel Leonard the vegan with three cats who
> edits the Patch.
> 13 Jessie Biele the writer at the Patch who
> snuffed out Scott's freedom of speech.
> 14 Fred the school safety and security director
> (they got to him!).
> 15 The staff of Woodburn who never answer the
> phones.
> 16 Governor McDonnel who dared to ignore Scott.
> 17 Ken Cucinelli who is worried about the nipple,
> but enamored with the corpse.
> 18 FBO. He was feeling left out of the coolest
> party in town.
> 19 St. Olaf's College - Fram! Fram! Kristmenn,
> Krossmenn.
>
>
> Am I missing anyone else? Betty White is
> currently under consideration.

Blue Mazda, MD plates throwing poisonous kid eating snakes out the window.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:20PM

I missed this.

Caleb: I'm not sure which, if any posts were you. Unfortunately, without running a script to "ping" (just send IP), this won't help much.

I'm assuming this post isn't yours.

Please give me a call tomorrow if you are willing to help.

Thanks!

----------------------------


Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd

Posted by: Caleb ()

Date: June 04, 2012 03:56PM

Oh I'll be "communicating" with your wife later tonight as your face is planted in this website and I'll be planted in something else.

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 06, 2012 12:09AM

Doesn't your official warning to stop flooding mean quit posting to yourself every 2 minutes on 4 different threads you started????

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: June 06, 2012 02:04AM

JenK Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> BTW, yes, my name is REALLY Jen, and no you won't
> find me on his/her FB because we use telephones
> and go to dinner and shit irl.


I am happy someone else realizes what interacting with other human-beings is still like...the power of all this technology only pushes people further away from each other.

And --- why the hell did I not make Scott's conspiracy list?

A Minor Threat

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 06, 2012 06:31AM

Gordon: do you realize there aren't too many people that string dots together without spaces on either side?

I'm seeing you, Jen, Virginian, a few others. No idea which are you.

Is there anyone else even here?

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Re: Open Letter Detailing the Illegal And Dangerous Acts of Gordon Blvd
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: June 06, 2012 06:32AM

Jen always uses exactly four. You jump around a bit, but you use 12 A LOT.

In fact, you slip sometimes, and use 13 when there should be a period.

Just coincidence, I'm sure.

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