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I lost my cat :(
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: May 31, 2012 12:49PM

I lost my cat approximately 4 hours ago and I was wondering if anybody has found it. I do not know what it looks like, and I do not want you to know it's name. It's none of your fucking business.

I'm calling the cops if nobody finds my cat and you still manage to find out it's name...and you're all going to jail. The cat does not like fish and that is not a sexual innuendo. I prepared a feast for it, but it escaped the zip-ties a put around it's paws. I guess it would have helped if I tied the paws together, but again..it's none of your god damn business or I'm calling the police.

I am not angry. I made that up but it's completely irrelevant to the case; the case which involes my missing cat. Bring me a cat, or I will call the cops.

I have dark brown hair, brown eyes, 6'0" in height, approximately 170 lbs. of everything you have dreamt of. I am white in complexion. Israel has awesome commandos with knives and berets so I am also 1/4 Japanese but I am white. The older ladies say I look like a mix between Keanu Reeves and Billy Crystal.

Please help me find the cat, this is not an option for you. I hope the information I have given helps you.

I am so angry that there are cats out there that aren't my cat.

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: oddfuture ()
Date: May 31, 2012 12:54PM

Fake and gay

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Nebula ()
Date: May 31, 2012 12:55PM

Mhm..

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: May 31, 2012 12:55PM

oddfuture Wrote:
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> Fake and gay

Its ok ill buy a new cat i guess

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: May 31, 2012 01:02PM

Nebula Wrote:
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> Mhm..

..mHM

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Nebula ()
Date: May 31, 2012 01:03PM

Yupppppppp..

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace ()
Date: May 31, 2012 01:15PM

this tread is so full of lame.

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: May 31, 2012 01:26PM

Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace Wrote:
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> this tread is so full of lame.

Huge swing and a miss on my part. was hoping to hit my first homer in the majors, but i struck out instead.

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace ()
Date: May 31, 2012 01:27PM

Obtain hand grenade.

Remove pin.

Insert into oral oriface.

Enjoy.

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Kinda Cute ()
Date: May 31, 2012 05:39PM

Actually, I thought it was kind of funny. Better than the underwear model thing. Could be wrong...but are you trying to parody 2concerned over in the General forum?

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 01, 2012 06:09AM

I thought it was a good first run... Don't get discouraged... It had a glimmer of inspiration...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 01, 2012 02:57PM

he attacked himself
Attachments:
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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: June 01, 2012 05:01PM

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

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Re: I lost my cat :(
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 01, 2012 05:40PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> he attacked himself

LOL that's awesome.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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