MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Well, it's not false advertising because he
> > couldn't eat anymore once they decided to cut
> him
> > off.... So... technicallllllyy.... he did eat
> all
> > he could eat...
> >
> > It's not like they called it an "eat all you
> > want"... That would be different...
>
> Ok. Technically, you're right. He can't eat
> anymore once the restaurant stopped serving him
> fish. BUT... Let's break it down.
>
> ALL: "All" is the totality of something. If you
> eat all the pie, then there is no more pie left to
> be eaten.
Does that totality include every pie in the world? The universe? The future generations of pie progeny yet to be baked? if so your imagination is a horrifying, terrible place.
The totality in question here refers to
> the amount of fish he is able to consume. If he
> eats less than he is able to consume, then he
> hasn't eaten "all" of it.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves... Meet me at "can"...
> YOU: This word signifies that the restaurant is
> addressing their customers. As a customer of the
> restaurant, the offer is open to Chubby Fish Guy
> (CFG).
Excuse me, Mephisto... Are you calling me a chubby fish guy?
> CAN: Ever have that jerk of an English teacher in
> high school who, when you asked if you "can" go to
> the bathroom, responded by saying, "I don't know.
> Can you?"
Yes!!! and they always said it with an obnoxious smirk like they thought they were so funny. Those condescending terrorists. Yeah, wait until a kid is about to mess his pants public so you can publicly point out that you're smarter than him. Great way to seize a learning opportunity. Fucking terrorist dolts...
I had three of them. The word "can"
> carries the connotation of being able to do
> something.
I'll tell you like I told those swinging dick bullies in school...
"I dont know... Can you?"
"Well, I can't if you don't let me"
How can you eat more if they don't let you? You can't...
CFG was able to eat more, so according
> to the sign, he should have been allowed to.
Like you said, "can" refers to ability... Not desire or willingness...
> EAT: The act of masticating, swallowing,
> digesting, gaining nourishment from, and excreting
> the waste product of food.
>
> LET HIM EAT HIS FISH AND DIE IN PEACE, TUTTLES.
Masticate, swallow, digest, gain nourishment from, and excrete the waste product of a basket of dicks, you puppy-kicking terrorist.
Signatures are for fags