How does that fat load even fuck?

Mike has to be terrible in bed (I know we should have pizza ask his mom). No chance that he is a giving lover.

My days are filled

and my dreams made sacred

by fantasies of sex with peekza

I hump my mattress whimpering

and pray that he appears

The crusty aftermath

Throughout the day

Reminds me of

My forever love

Forever close to me.

Mike's chins alone are 5 pounds heavier now than 2 years ago.

Video problems two days in a row. After all the effort Mike put into coaching them up during his visit! He must be throwing metaphorical suitcases.

Do you know what doesn't have a video problem?

Pizza's arsehole. The semen covered corn is visible clear as day in 4k

874...Semper Fam
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Catching up from last week.

Mike checked in from Fayetteville, NC and said his room wasn't bad while he moved his cam to show his underlings the room. He said "the TV is pretty good." Oscar says "not bad, that's a newer LED." Spewak chimes in "flat screen!"

Because, you see, flat-screen TVs have only been around since the late 1990s.

Trini Tron Wrote:
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> Catching up from last week.
>
> Mike checked in from Fayetteville, NC and said his
> room wasn't bad while he moved his cam to show his
> underlings the room. He said "the TV is pretty
> good." Oscar says "not bad, that's a newer LED."
> Spewak chimes in "flat screen!"
>
> Because, you see, flat-screen TVs have only been
> around since the late 1990s.

Yeah, he might as well have chirped "rectangular screen!"


peekza Wrote:
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> 874...Semper Fam

"Take the damn picture already! I can't hold it in all day!"


nog cock and pizza faggot Wrote:
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> Pizza's arsehole.

Saying "arsehole" is kind of affected and gay, don't you think?

The high light of yesterday's Audio Fault? Robb actually played a tape of a ventriloquist and commented on how good she was...I guess we will just have to take his word for it huh?

IDK, pizza, what are the traits of the faggots that you are attracted too?

peekza Wrote:
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> The high light of yesterday's Audio Fault? Robb
> actually played a tape of a ventriloquist and
> commented on how good she was...I guess we will
> just have to take his word for it huh?

good one.

Lawrence O'Donnell is an obnoxious creep.

No wonder LFF likes him.

peekza Wrote:
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> The high light of yesterday's Audio Fault? Robb
> actually played a tape of a ventriloquist and
> commented on how good she was...I guess we will
> just have to take his word for it huh?

Ventriloquism on the radio went out with Charlie McCarthy. No wonder Robbb is all over it.

Oscar said he will be doing a TMOS meet-and-greet when he goes to Las Vegas for his bachelor party. If you blinked, you missed it, he said it that fast.

Translated: doesn't matter how many people show up, if any. He doesn't care. Now that he said it on the broadcast, his airfare and hotel can officially be included as a TMOS travel expense, on the klubbers' dime.

Larry K. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > The high light of yesterday's Audio Fault? Robb
> > actually played a tape of a ventriloquist and
> > commented on how good she was...I guess we will
> > just have to take his word for it huh?
>
> Ventriloquism on the radio went out with Charlie
> McCarthy. No wonder Robbb is all over it.

A ventriloquist on an audio vault?
I get it.

that robb he's so niggardly wrt his wit

Soon Spewak will be playing mime bits.

Any other podcast Wrote:
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> Larry K. Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > The high light of yesterday's Audio Fault?
> Robb
> > > actually played a tape of a ventriloquist and
> > > commented on how good she was...I guess we
> will
> > > just have to take his word for it huh?
> >
> > Ventriloquism on the radio went out with
> Charlie
> > McCarthy. No wonder Robbb is all over it.
>
> A ventriloquist on an audio vault?
> I get it.

He played it again today

spewakked Wrote:
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> Soon Spewak will be playing mime bits.


I wish he was a mime

This takes the cake...Spewak didn't want to play September by Earth Wind and Fire on September 21st on the show today...Because he thought it was HACK

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> > Soon Spewak will be playing mime bits.
>
>
> I wish he was a mime

I found the tape of the MSNBC guy "seething" i.e. no sound, riveting. Robbb said he "compressed" the incident but he basically played the same tape twice.

Note to Robbb: If your headphones bleed into the microphone they're too loud.

Line of the day: "We're on call 24/7." Just like they all had to become broadcast engineers. Did Robbb let slip today that even when he was an intern he was unemployed? He is ... The Barnacle.

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> > Soon Spewak will be playing mime bits.
>
>
> I wish he was a mime


let me do the honors, peek:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So September is hack? So did he play Silly Love Songs instead?
He only falls back on them like twice a week...

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Soon Spewak will be playing mime bits.
> >
> >
> > I wish he was a mime
>
>
> let me do the honors, peek:
>
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


well.said.

Technical difficulties 3 days in a row now? After all the effort Mike put into coaching them up during his visit! Luggage might be thrown.

"I compare a volume knob to a clockface." Robbb, the weakest link.

"It has numbers on it!" O5scar.

Yes, the whole clockface vs using the ACTUAL numbers was pure Spewak...Why use the numbers already there when you can use your super brain and think up a whole new system?

The Music Act for the NO show is a 90s cover band with a huge catalog called Gump Fiction...Mike has already made a request...to hear some Led Zep, Earth Wind and Fire and the Doors...From the 90s band doing the show for "exposure"...He is asking people playing for free to learn new songs...for him

Mike is really concerned about getting the free opening comedian locked in over 6 weeks out...Any chance he has written one line of content for the upcoming show?

Robb thinks that if you use natural gas, they bury a tank in your yard...What does he think the NG pipelines are used for?Refilling the giant tank of NG buried in your yard?

peekza Wrote:
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> Yes, the whole clockface vs using the ACTUAL
> numbers was pure Spewak...Why use the numbers
> already there when you can use your super brain
> and think up a whole new system?

And that's why Robbb sucks. It's totally lost on him that his "system" not only doesn't work, it doesn't exist!

Robbb IS Nameberry!

Spewak, pulled over for speeding: "Officer, I was going 11:30 if you look at my speedometer as a clock."

Elvis duvet and pillowcase etc Wrote:
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> Spewak, pulled over for speeding: "Officer, I was
> going 11:30 if you look at my speedometer as a
> clock."



drum roll and cymbal crash

Why does Robb feel the need to point out Oscar's couplets? Does he think we can't tell if it rhymes or not?

peekza Wrote:
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> Robb thinks that if you use natural gas, they bury
> a tank in your yard...What does he think the NG
> pipelines are used for?Refilling the giant tank of
> NG buried in your yard?

SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD at the idiocy on this show.

"What is this whole house generator? Is it a battery?" No, You idiot. It's a generator. A generator that can power your whole house. Hence the name: whole house. generator. SMFH

The tank in the yard. SMFH

Robbb not realizing that propane sometimes explodes but diesel generally doesn't. SMFH

Robbb not realizing that gas from the gas company is not propane. Not 100% sure he actually said that, but SMFH.

We'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of Robert Wadams Spewak, Jr.

Robb Spewak. The know-it-all who gets-it-wrong®



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peekza Wrote:
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> The Music Act for the NO show is a 90s cover band
> with a huge catalog called Gump Fiction...Mike has
> already made a request...to hear some Led Zep,
> Earth Wind and Fire and the Doors...From the 90s
> band doing the show for "exposure"...He is asking
> people playing for free to learn new songs...for
> him

What an Entitled Hump.

Well he has had granite counter tops in his last three homes

Yeah the whole natural gas/propane/diesel thing had me asking What. The. Fuck? And of course he loves kerosene because it sounds like the 40s.

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> will our hero Mike have returned to
> Florida to singlehandedly restore the state to
> pre-hurricane greatness?

Just give him a big roll of Velcro, he'll be right on it!

Mike tell me to tell you all thanks you for the promoting and leaving in his head for rent free!

Bump Babies...



SLV


ALOHA/MAHALO

Oscar_Santana Wrote:
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> Mike tell me to tell you all thanks you for the
> promoting and leaving in his head for rent free!

We're not wrangling any new listeners and constantly don't subscribe and advocate not subscribing to the boner shows, so this site is a net negative for TMOS revenue.

You really don't understand how "living in someone's head rent free" works.

Or do you Mike?

I let nothing stand between me and anal with rough men Babies...

Currently in Belize where it's mucho cheaper...

OW!


SLV


ALOHA/MAHALO

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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>
> His name is Robb, not Robbb, and he is a hell of a
> lot smarter than you are, you fuckin moron.



His name is Eightt, and no, he's not.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Not that we need to comment, but Robb is his
> affectation. His name was never spelled that way
> before he took a liking to a Chuck Robb campaign
> sign when he was a kid. So why not add another B
> or 3?



The extra 'b' is for 'pretentious asshole.'

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> Oscar_Santana Wrote:
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> > Mike tell me to tell you all thanks you for the
> > promoting and leaving in his head for rent
> free!
>
> We're not wrangling any new listeners and
> constantly don't subscribe and advocate not
> subscribing to the boner shows, so this site is a
> net negative for TMOS revenue.
> Quote
> You really don't understand how "living in
> someone's head rent free" works.
>
> Or do you Mike?

Thanks for the translation.

It's hard enough understanding blabbering Mike. I can't possibly hope to understand drunk blabbering Mike.

Hey guys, thought I'd pop out and say hi!

Lizzie's Areola Wrote:
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> Hey guys, thought I'd pop out and say hi!

I fapped...

Let the puppies breathe!

Baby Bump....



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2017

ALOHA / MAHALO

BUMP BABIES BUMP



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ALOHA

Welcome back, Thickness. peekza missed you. He jerks off and fantasizes about you daily.

pot.meet.kettle.

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

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> yet he projects
> his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make
> light of it.


what does that even mean?

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. I am DTF and I don't care who knows it. Holla peekza! Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his I will put peekza in my basement Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession sometimes I fantasize I'm peekza's daughter and I faked sick to stay home from school and give him a handjob. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Mike O'Meara lives in peekza's head rent-free. peekza visits this forum hourly, yet he projects his Mike O'Meara obsession upon others who make light of it. Its quite funny to watch. God I have such a boner. Peekza puhlease call me! Who is peekza? Bitter ex-intern who Mike fired years ago? Obsessed fan with mental issues?

Nobody will ever know...

Peek has my full support, despite the posts calling for him to be fired or suspended. I know sons of bitches, and peek, you are no son of a bitch.

My apologies for my last post. I'm obviously projecting. In fact, Peekza is living in my head rent free and I am obsessed with him. I also reference deviant sexual behavior frequently in my posts because i have latent homosexual desires. Carry on.

Lol, forum psychologist guy obviously struck a nerve with his accurate post.

let me project my obsession on you, whatever that means

Peekza killed this thread with his non-stop bickering. Go to hell, Peekza.

Peekza is strong like bull, could inflate dead bear.

nog cock and pizza faggot is The Derailleur.

{Doing my best Jan Brady voice}

Peekza, Peekza, Peekza!

(spins and stomps up steps, door slam heard off camera)

niiiiice

Can someone post when Michael Elston dies because I would like to take the longest piss of my life on his grave.

Hope your bladder is strong like bull, like Peekza's. Buzz will outlive Captain Diploma the Bowlholder of Cake and Icecream.

I expect Mike to be tired for today's show as he has no doubt been up all night working on his poem about the NFL vs Trump.

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> I expect Mike to be tired for today's show as he
> has no doubt been up all night working on his poem
> about the NFL vs Trump.

That, and don't forget fixing the video connection problem.

If Mike would get on the stick and buy that new laptop he was talking about all their problems would be solved. It's a pretty standard solution in the IT world.

No show today?

I was hoping to hear about Oscar's bachelor party.

Can't believe Mike and Robb made no effort to go. And made no gracious effort to cover their 'can't be bothered' attitude. Pretty bad.

After all Oscar has done to start this podcast up and keeping it going -- despite the inflated ego and inherent laziness of the host (not too mention the obnoxiousness of the resident slobb). Well, now he must know what these two ingrates think of him.

I think this marks the beginning of the end.

Disagree. Think about it: Would you want Mike and Robbb AT your bachelor party or NOT AT your bachelor party?

Clip this out and keep it with you:

Would you want Mike and Robbb AT your _________ or NOT AT your _________?

Blah blah blah Mike is stupid, Mike sucks. But we hypocrtically cant stop listening to him and rambling about it here because we are broke fiftysomething, mediocre losers and we have no other talent in life, so we've resorted to becoming gossiping little bitches. Lets all take turns sucking Mike off since we secretly worship & envy him. Blah blah blah.

Try as you may (and who would??) you can never boycott the TMOS show!

Let's get on and have ourselves a week everybodyyyyyy

You will notice that Oscar wasn't mad they couldn't make it; just sort of said "OK, no prob!"

They were invited simply because he had to, and once they declined, he was glad.

Sample Omeara Poster Wrote:
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> Blah blah blah Mike is stupid, Mike sucks. But we
> hypocrtically cant stop listening to him and
> rambling about it here because we are broke
> fiftysomething, mediocre losers and we have no
> other talent in life, so we've resorted to
> becoming gossiping little bitches. Lets all take
> turns sucking Mike off since we secretly worship &
> envy him. Blah blah blah.

I've been listening to BOAD podcasts, currently on page 23, and it's a more consistently good product. Listening to Mike say "Lost Wages" over and over when they're talking about Vegas is not good radio. The Price is Right is not good radio. Playing the same Laurence O'Donnell tape twice and saying you've "compressed" it is not good radio.

Is it possible we're radiophiles? Who know good when they hear it and know that no video for 3 days in a row is technically "a problem"? And we're criticizing Mike for being a fiftysomething, mediocre loser with no other talent in life?

Mike tried to shit out his usual Political Persuasions bullshit on O'Reilly but O'Reilly simply outclassed him without breaking a sweat.

Blobb barely gets in that chair...

Mike was destroyed by O'Reilly today.
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Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> and know that no video for 3
> days in a row is technically "a problem"?

They'll fix it as they've all become engineers somewhatnot atanyrate whathaveyou....

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> Blobb barely gets in that chair...
>
> Mike was destroyed by O'Reilly today.

There is one person yapping his gums in that pic...
Hint:He's fattt...

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> You will notice that Oscar wasn't mad they
> couldn't make it; just sort of said "OK, no
> prob!"
>
> They were invited simply because he had to, and
> once they declined, he was glad.

Yeah, I'm sure Oscar wouldn't mind being without High-maintenance Mike. He'd be an embarrassment in front of family and real friends. But it's gotta suck to know that your work buddies couldn't be bothered.

And Mike, for goodness sake, get your lame excuse straight: "Carla wouldn't let me. Waa-waaa" or "Carla doesn't tell me what to do!"

What a wuss.

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> BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> >
> > Mike was destroyed by O'Reilly today.
>


omg, yes. sputtering Mike is a hot mess.

It goes to show you that talent and knowledge trumps ignorance and laziness.

> Mike was destroyed by O'Reilly today.

Seriously? I know O'Reilly was disgraced after they caught him banging the interns but I'm shocked he fell this far.

I might actually listen for no kidding the first time in a year or more, just so I can hear Mike have his ass handed to him.

I liked it when O'Reilly shut down Mike's attempt to go all Political Persuasions on him but for me the high point was O'Reilly saying about his crew at Fox News: "We operated like an elite military team." O'Reilly is a jocksniffer just like Mike.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> I liked it when O'Reilly shut down Mike's attempt
> to go all Political Persuasions on him but for me
> the high point was O'Reilly saying about his crew
> at Fox News: "We operated like an elite military
> team." O'Reilly is a jocksniffer just like Mike.

Politics aside, O'Rielly is a straight talker and effective communicator. One can understand what he's saying -- without necessarily agreeing with him.

Think I'll go on Amazon and get the book, "Killing England."

A few questions/observations from the Bill interview...How many times did Mike plug the book? Easily over a dozen...Also, how many uhs and errs were there? And listening to Bill put Mike in his place was awesome, cutting him off at the knees when he tried to play the anthem kneel as anything but disrespectful...Haven't heard Mike eat a shit sandwich like that since Don was still working with Mike.

peekza Wrote:
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> A few questions/observations from the Bill
> interview...How many times did Mike plug the book?
> Easily over a dozen...Also, how many uhs and errs
> were there? And listening to Bill put Mike in his
> place was awesome, cutting him off at the knees
> when he tried to play the anthem kneel as anything
> but disrespectful...Haven't heard Mike eat a shit
> sandwich like that since Don was still working
> with Mike.


Well said. You summed it up perfectly.

It was the equivalent of Bill O'reilly being interviewed by a person wearing a hockey helmet and Velcro shoes....

I would love to hear Robb's critic of Tony Romo...Romo has done a great job so far...Easily surpassed Collinsworth as the best analyst in the game currently...I can't wait to hear fellow commentator Spewak's hot take

Robb thinks Tony Romo was the opener for The Rat Pack in Vegas back in the 60's...

Katie, of Cake and Cookies fame, got so drunk recently that she threw up the next morning.

At the hair dresser's.

Twice.

On the opening of today's mikeosho the Great Fanpage Unwashed took him to task for not yelling at O'Reilly. That's what you get when you have a closed fanpage, it's an echo chamber. Mike admits the fanpage people are "dullards" and calls one in particular a "cowardly douchebag".

And those are the cream of the crop P!s?

They are the people who will travel to New Orleans to see a bad show with overhead projector.

Hey Robbb, Back In The USSR is not a 70's song.

Tha Musicologist Wrote:
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> Hey Robbb, Back In The USSR is not a 70's song.


Well, it's not like he claims to be a Beatles expert or anything.

That was my first thought too. My ruling is that it goes in the Robbb Was Wrong archives.

Because Robbb is too busy being on call 24/7 I've done the research he should have done. While at Marist, O'Reilly was a punter in the National Club Football Association, which is not what most people understand by "college football player" but he also played semi-pro baseball for the New York Monarchs. He was a pitcher, not a catcher.

Robb Spewak

The Know-It-All who Gets-It-Wrong®

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> Blobb barely gets in that chair...
>
> Mike was destroyed by O'Reilly today.


How is Robbb planning on getting to New Orleans? He's probably too damn big to fit in a plane seat by now.

Busting Balls Wrote:
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> On the opening of today's mikeosho the Great
> Fanpage Unwashed took him to task for not yelling
> at O'Reilly. That's what you get when you have a
> closed fanpage, it's an echo chamber. Mike admits
> the fanpage people are "dullards" and calls one in
> particular a "cowardly douchebag".

Do you think Mike even knows that his Facebook is a closed page? He's always referencing it on the podcast as if it's open to the general public. That it's something his podcast listeners can see. He seems to think that the things he posts are visible to people and not just a small group of fat ass dullards. (his term, not mine)

Ha! Mike is ranting at his select P1 klubbers! Hysterical. Even they know that O'Reilly ate his lunch. (I guess they just don't get it.)

This is priceless on so many levels.