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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D'oh Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 10:40AM

'BusinessOfShow' Wrote:
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> Mike did ask a good question about the bowtie.
> However, I still find it difficult to believe that
> Rob wasn't in some type of emcee costume. Wish he
> had stayed on him a bit longer and not let him off
> the hook.

Of course he didn't wear a bowtie. He's too fat to wear a shirt these days and you can't wear a bowtie with a hoodie. But Mike's too stroked out to think of that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: February 24, 2016 11:00AM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> seriously, any busting on rob is pretty much the
> only laughs i get outta the show, but they're DAMN
> good ones!!!
>
> oscar was hilarious with his rob impression and
> the candy in his pocket.
>
> oh, and a great rob comeback when he said his
> magic trick would be to make oscar disappear . . .
> BRILLIANT!!!!
>
> don't forget -- 100 seconds = 1 minute 20
> seconds.

Another great Spewak comeback was when Oscar, in a mocking Rob voice, said something like "come on kids, hurry, the Tootsie Roll in my pocket is melting." To which Spewak came back with "I wish you would melt."

OH SNAP! Get this guy on the next Comedy Central roast!

The big tub of goo likened himself to a teacher watching kids go through school and taking pride in how they learn and develop their skills. I can ALMOST comprehend that when talking about your own kid and his/her peers, because you've watched the same group of kids go through their school years together. But when he says he enjoys watching kids outside his own kids' peer groups mature (like corn), well, he's on the creepy radar.

I don't think Eightt is a kid lover. I just think he won't admit that he'll take any gig that allows him to have a mic in front of a captive (as opposed to captivated) audience. He denied that was the case when asked by LFF, but then LFF let him off the hook after asking about the bowtie.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: February 24, 2016 11:33AM

he really needs to be called out on his "comebacks" like that . . . he's the WORST!!!

oh, and i do remember him kinda comparing himself to a teacher -- HUH???? what the hell does he think he's teaching anyone?? that a supposed "man" will make fun of little kids??

if he didn't see the humor in what oscar was doing, then he really does have the WORST sense of humor.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: February 24, 2016 11:49AM

He needs to admit that he only pretends to be a mentor to children because he's a huge child himself who can relate to actual children better than even the two pseudo adults he "works" with every day.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 11:52AM

Insured Wrote:
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> First, you can't borrow against term insurance. If
> Mike has whole insurance, he essentially used its
> cash value as collateral for a loan. That means
> when he dies, a chunk of that goes to the lender,
> not Carla. Wonder if Carla knows/understands this.


In a stroke of genius, Mike borrowed against his Life insurance and he now owes the same amount as they would pay out, so in the event of a death, his life insurance has been rendered a push...So lil Mikey's got that going for him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:10PM

Robb has the worst comebacks. Part of it is because he has a bad sense of humor. Part of it is because he gets so flustered.

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> he really needs to be called out on his
> "comebacks" like that . . . he's the WORST!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:12PM

723...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:14PM

Mike D'oh Meara Wrote:
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> 'BusinessOfShow' Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike did ask a good question about the bowtie.
> > However, I still find it difficult to believe
> that
> > Rob wasn't in some type of emcee costume. Wish
> he
> > had stayed on him a bit longer and not let him
> off
> > the hook.
>
> Of course he didn't wear a bowtie. He's too fat
> to wear a shirt these days and you can't wear a
> bowtie with a hoodie. But Mike's too stroked out
> to think of that.


mystery solved

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:19PM

Does anybody remember what Robb told his son to tell a "bully" in middle school? It was the worst - one way ticket to real bullying or a beat down where I'm from.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:27PM

Of course Robert was bullied.

Look at what his example of manhood was.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:45PM

For a guy who fancies himself as an entertainer, Headd's inability to laugh and give as good as he gets during a ballbusting session is incredible. I guess the problem he has is that if he can't work a pun into it, then he's lost. He gets red and flustered and can't come up with anything better than equivalents of "I know you are, but what am I?"

And for all the shitting on Spewak that he did, LFF showed his gums as he giggled with glee over the "I'm going to make a Bolivian magically disappear" line (which was served on a silver platter). A classic case of LFF being an enabler to the ridiculous premise that LPS is a comic asset to the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Finance ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:47PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Insured Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > First, you can't borrow against term insurance.
> If
> > Mike has whole insurance, he essentially used
> its
> > cash value as collateral for a loan. That means
> > when he dies, a chunk of that goes to the
> lender,
> > not Carla. Wonder if Carla knows/understands
> this.
>
>
> In a stroke of genius, Mike borrowed against his
> Life insurance and he now owes the same amount as
> they would pay out, so in the event of a death,
> his life insurance has been rendered a push...So
> lil Mikey's got that going for him

So insurance-wise, Mike and Robb took two different roads and both ended up nowhere. Maybe they'll end up side-by-side in Paupers' Field.

It's too bad Mike's father didn't work in marketing for an insurance company; he could have explained things better. At least Robb's father passed along his life lessons of being an ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MeganToohley ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:49PM

Mr Thickness I'm down to clown when you come back, cum back!!!!!~~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: February 24, 2016 12:56PM

The spot on, succinct summary of last week by old buddy mahscoot, over on reddit. I really have nothing to add, and we have discussed these already, but he seems to be doing his work in the dark over there, and I wanted to shine some light on him. Another doing the Lord's work.

"Hello friends! We had a hiccup a couple of weeks ago but the show is steadily getting... uh... better?

I was positively giddy listening to Friday's episode, when Mike told a story that began with an admission that he has to beg Carla to have sex with him. Unfortunately, there wasn't much there. It turned out to be another rant about their dog, Beluga.

That isn't to say Mike disappointed this week. On Monday he announced a new show on the MORE network - Political Persuasions. Mike will host, which can only go well since he has recently gotten in the habit of skipping and altogether canceling episodes of the show he already does. But it could work out. It isn't a huge item on his To Do list. Episodes will be once or twice monthly, or whenever there is something big worth talking about, and he isn't going to waste a lot of time doing research. He already declared that no facts will be allowed on this show. You must speak from the gut if you're going to be his guest. And you could be! For some reason he isn't ruling out the possibility of a 'get' but listeners are invited to participate. I'm sure the 35 people on Facebook who Mike hasn't blocked yet are sitting by the phone waiting to hear that they were picked to whoop and cackle while Mike does his Trump impression that sounds like every other impression he does. And he is going to want that laugh track because Robb has volunteered to produce the show but swears he will stay off-mic. I'm sure that won't last more than 3 episodes but as it is very unlikely the show will last more than 2, we will probably never know.

On Thursday, Mike claimed the only time he ever embezzled money from the MORE network was to purchase golf balls. Robb was feeling brave that day and asked about the snow blower Mike purchased using show funds. To his credit, Mike didn't act like he honestly forgot about it. He just called Robb a dick for calling him on his deliberate lie. He went on to complain that he now has to ask Oscar for permission to take company money to spend on himself before claiming that taking money for the snow blower wasn't really embezzling because he told everyone he took it. There's some interesting logic. I can hardly wait for It’s Mikey Political Persuasions.

See you next week!"

In the last line, It's Mikey should be struckthrough

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DGH ()
Date: February 24, 2016 01:29PM

Mike talks so much about Don't Get Happy.

Isn't this the prime principle governing this show? Mike may not be happy with the listenership, revenue, etc. but he ACTS hapoy with it.

Sure, he may yell at The Big O or on the mysterious conference call. But they haven't revamped the show or significantly ramoes up effort...ever. Don't, worry, be happy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 01:36PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> For a guy who fancies himself as an entertainer,
> Headd's inability to laugh and give as good as he
> gets during a ballbusting session is incredible. I
> guess the problem he has is that if he can't work
> a pun into it, then he's lost. He gets red and
> flustered and can't come up with anything better
> than equivalents of "I know you are, but what am
> I?"
>
> And for all the shitting on Spewak that he did,
> LFF showed his gums as he giggled with glee over
> the "I'm going to make a Bolivian magically
> disappear" line (which was served on a silver
> platter). A classic case of LFF being an enabler
> to the ridiculous premise that LPS is a comic
> asset to the show.

To be fair, Robb's personality usually gets him out of bad situations

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D'oh Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 02:30PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> The spot on, succinct summary of last week by old
> buddy mahscoot, over on reddit.

>
>


> He went on to complain that he now has to ask
> Oscar for permission to take company money to
> spend on himself
>


Did you hear him whining to Oscar how much he loves New Orleans so he can take a trip there and waste more money? This is right after he complained about how insurance is breaking him. SMH.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 24, 2016 02:50PM

I can honestly say LFF made me chuckle today. He called LPS a "major celebrity".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 02:51PM

Everyone here should take their online survey!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:03PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> Everyone here should take their online survey!!!

Link it, you dumb sack of shit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:08PM

It's on their website dipshit!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Spewak ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:10PM

http://mikeomearashow.com/member-login/member-home/


Hey gang try the bonus shows... MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY FOR BONUS SUBSCRIBERS...

-Robb


P.S. Look out ROBB MOB March 1, 2016 GO RAMS!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Out of Jerks at the Jerk Store ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:16PM

Robb's as fast on his feet as a Sumo wrestler with polio.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:33PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> It's on their website dipshit!

That survey was as long and pointless as you are dumb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:44PM

Enjoying Tuesday's painful life insurance discussion. Oscar piped in with term insurance means you pay a set amount for 30 years, upon which Spewak asked, then you get to cash in? Yikes. Spewak thought it was in essence a forced saving plan and if you survived the term, you got your money back.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:45PM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> seriously, any busting on rob is pretty much the
> only laughs i get outta the show, but they're DAMN
> good ones!!!
>
> oscar was hilarious with his rob impression and
> the candy in his pocket.
>
> oh, and a great rob comeback when he said his
> magic trick would be to make oscar disappear . . .
> BRILLIANT!!!!
>
> don't forget -- 100 seconds = 1 minute 20
> seconds.

Almost as if he can't tell time, amirite?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:50PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> It's on their website dipshit!

That survey was as long and pointless as you are dumb

LOL...You're so smart.....Of course you would not get it. And, of course you finished it...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:57PM

Mike wants us all to vote for TMOS in some Maine magazine reader poll. Guess the category.

Nope -- Favorite Website/Blog.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:59PM

Mike wants us all to vote for TMOS in some Maine magazine reader poll. Guess the category.

Nope -- Favorite Website/Blog.


Let's all vote for BOAD. That would really piss mike off!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 04:03PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> The spot on, succinct summary of last week by old
> buddy mahscoot, over on reddit. I really have
> nothing to add, and we have discussed these
> already, but he seems to be doing his work in the
> dark over there, and I wanted to shine some light
> on him. Another doing the Lord's work.
>
> "Hello friends! We had a hiccup a couple of weeks
> ago but the show is steadily getting... uh...
> better?
>
> I was positively giddy listening to Friday's
> episode, when Mike told a story that began with an
> admission that he has to beg Carla to have sex
> with him. Unfortunately, there wasn't much there.
> It turned out to be another rant about their dog,
> Beluga.
>
> That isn't to say Mike disappointed this week. On
> Monday he announced a new show on the MORE network
> - Political Persuasions. Mike will host, which can
> only go well since he has recently gotten in the
> habit of skipping and altogether canceling
> episodes of the show he already does. But it could
> work out. It isn't a huge item on his To Do list.
> Episodes will be once or twice monthly, or
> whenever there is something big worth talking
> about, and he isn't going to waste a lot of time
> doing research. He already declared that no facts
> will be allowed on this show. You must speak from
> the gut if you're going to be his guest. And you
> could be! For some reason he isn't ruling out the
> possibility of a 'get' but listeners are invited
> to participate. I'm sure the 35 people on Facebook
> who Mike hasn't blocked yet are sitting by the
> phone waiting to hear that they were picked to
> whoop and cackle while Mike does his Trump
> impression that sounds like every other impression
> he does. And he is going to want that laugh track
> because Robb has volunteered to produce the show
> but swears he will stay off-mic. I'm sure that
> won't last more than 3 episodes but as it is very
> unlikely the show will last more than 2, we will
> probably never know.
>
> On Thursday, Mike claimed the only time he ever
> embezzled money from the MORE network was to
> purchase golf balls. Robb was feeling brave that
> day and asked about the snow blower Mike purchased
> using show funds. To his credit, Mike didn't act
> like he honestly forgot about it. He just called
> Robb a dick for calling him on his deliberate lie.
> He went on to complain that he now has to ask
> Oscar for permission to take company money to
> spend on himself before claiming that taking money
> for the snow blower wasn't really embezzling
> because he told everyone he took it. There's some
> interesting logic. I can hardly wait for It’s
> Mikey Political Persuasions.
>
> See you next week!"
>
> In the last line, It's Mikey should be
> struckthrough

Thanks for reminding us, or at least me, about mah man Mahscoot. I had forgotten because I was befuddled by clocks, you see. He does great stuff. The people mocking the show do more work and are funnier than the people doing the show, with their no show-prep, outsourcing content to listeners, begging business model. Their pricepoint is too steep for my disposable, so I prefer to silo my funds and curate them through the time value of money. As I save up to JOIN THE BOYS IN NEW ORLEANS!!! Yeah, right.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 24, 2016 04:46PM

I can't believe these morons don't know what term life insurance is. It's the shit your employer offers that you pay a low monthly and when you die your beneficiary gets 15,20 or 30k you paid into. It's pretty simple. It's kinda so your funeral doesn't cost your family any hardship. Of course Mike and Robb wouldn't understand not being a burden on others.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 04:59PM

I agree about the life insurance. What Boobs! It took days for Mike to understand what he has been paying into for years.

More than that, they should have Key Man Insurance. I have it with my partners. It helps defray stock buyout and business costs incurred due to death. It would be a good investment for Oscar.

I lost a partner last year and it paid off her estate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:09PM

Caption Contest!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep Sure The Best ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:27PM

He's one pair of curled-toe shoes away from being a garden gnome.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Captioner ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:30PM

"A Lard Gay's Night."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:31PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Insured Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > First, you can't borrow against term insurance.
> If
> > Mike has whole insurance, he essentially used
> its
> > cash value as collateral for a loan. That means
> > when he dies, a chunk of that goes to the
> lender,
> > not Carla. Wonder if Carla knows/understands
> this.
>
>
> In a stroke of genius, Mike borrowed against his
> Life insurance and he now owes the same amount as
> they would pay out, so in the event of a death,
> his life insurance has been rendered a push...So
> lil Mikey's got that going for him

And I'm sure Mike railed against the big bad insurance company even though it looks like his policy bailed him out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:34PM

"A new player in the middle-school talent show emcee game, Todd brings years of dog-fingering experience to the table."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 24, 2016 05:40PM

LOL LOL LOL

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 24, 2016 06:02PM

I bet little hurt Robbie asked for the ream-out section of the podcast to be removed.

First, what a pussy

Secondly, they have zero clues about compelling content.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 06:19PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> "A new player in the middle-school talent show
> emcee game, Todd brings years of dog-fingering
> experience to the table."


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 06:36PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gillette ()
Date: February 24, 2016 06:58PM

"Hoping to get as much attention as Shannon's vagina, Todd shaves, too."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 07:39PM

I am so blessed and grateful that Shannon's vagina is in my life, baby.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 24, 2016 07:43PM

His head is *literally* an egg.
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egg.png

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:08PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> His head is *literally* an egg.


niiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:08PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> His head is *literally* an egg.


Not bad... I wouldn't kick him out of my bathroom stall.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:15PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I bet little hurt Robbie asked for the ream-out
> section of the podcast to be removed.
>
> First, what a pussy
>
> Secondly, they have zero clues about compelling
> content.


absolutely....it certainly didn't happen by accident...the part about playing himself out of another gig must have really stung huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:23PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Caption Contest!


I am rendered speechless...Genetics have cruelly punished that man, I feel anything I could say would only seem complimentary by comparison...That face...that head...It's like God agrees with us

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:26PM

Alright...

Before Weight Not
After Weight Not
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:28PM

one more...

Before he found out you didn't need a child to emcee an elementary school talent show

After he found out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 24, 2016 08:45PM

Toddy-Too-Hottie should have kept the longer beard. Otherwise he runs into the fat guy "trying to define a jawline that doesn't exist" problem. But maybe he's just trying to emulate LFF and LPS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cliche ()
Date: February 24, 2016 09:05PM

Scientific proof that you can't polish a turd.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 09:39PM

Cliche Wrote:
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> Scientific proof that you can't polish a turd.


math checks out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: CrapMouthFatAsses ()
Date: February 24, 2016 09:52PM

Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a day. Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that. Stank mouth fat-asses.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 24, 2016 10:03PM

CrapMouthFatAsses Wrote:
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> Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a day.
> Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that. Stank
> mouth fat-asses.

His dentist he can only afford to see once a year. Good luck with college, junior Spewaks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 10:30PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> CrapMouthFatAsses Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a
> day.
> > Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that.
> Stank
> > mouth fat-asses.
>
> His dentist he can only afford to see once a year.
> Good luck with college, junior Spewaks.

I would assume there is some ":family" money set aside for Julia's tuition...lil Robert? Well good thing he's strong huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 24, 2016 10:48PM

CrapMouthFatAsses Wrote:
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> Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a day.
> Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that. Stank
> mouth fat-asses.


looking at their teeth, I'm surprised they brush once a day

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 24, 2016 10:58PM

Colgate is not a sponsor of the failcast.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 24, 2016 11:22PM

A good reminder that Fuckwaddle is "a watch guy" but what's that disembodied penis doing on his shoulder? And that yellow stuff in the upper right, bag of teeth of bag of earlobes?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 25, 2016 02:18AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Colgate is not a sponsor of the failcast.


ahahhahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 02:34AM

Everything about the Todd Hess pictures screams "super-fuckable".

In an American History X kind of way.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: February 25, 2016 03:04AM

Oh, Todd. He tilts back his head to try to turn his double chin into a single, but that just accentuates his neck roll. . .

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Leggo my Ego ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:14AM

If you looked like this, why on earth would you spam the world with selfies?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: February 25, 2016 10:09AM

Holy shit they are editing the podcast now? Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.

I wouldn't know from the klub, because the only thing that they post about is that they have spent many on their dumb sponsors. I don't give a damn that you bought nuts!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: February 25, 2016 10:33AM

He's practicing for his mugshot when he gets arrested for kiddie porn.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 25, 2016 10:52AM

RK Wrote:
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> Holy shit they are editing the podcast now? Just
> when you thought it couldn't get worse.
>
> I wouldn't know from the klub, because the only
> thing that they post about is that they have spent
> many on their dumb sponsors. I don't give a damn
> that you bought nuts!

Spewak took advantage of the need to edit the profanity to ask Pony to clip more from that embarrassing (to him) segment. Thankfully it's still on ustream.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: February 25, 2016 11:12AM

Was this the part where Mike yells at Rob? Why would you edit that out? They seem to have forgotten what was great about talk radio....or they never knew cause Don ran things.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DGH ()
Date: February 25, 2016 11:57AM

Ustream link please? What ep?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DGH ()
Date: February 25, 2016 11:58AM

Time stamp or it didn't happen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 25, 2016 12:07PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 25, 2016 12:07PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Holy shit they are editing the podcast now?
> Just
> > when you thought it couldn't get worse.
> >
> > I wouldn't know from the klub, because the only
> > thing that they post about is that they have
> spent
> > many on their dumb sponsors. I don't give a
> damn
> > that you bought nuts!
>
> Spewak took advantage of the need to edit the
> profanity to ask Pony to clip more from that
> embarrassing (to him) segment. Thankfully it's
> still on ustream.


oddly enough, While that is the maddest I've seen Mike in some time, nary a cussword is uttered...so there was zero need to edit at all...Clearly Spewak was embarrassed and didn't want anybody else to hear Mike threaten to demote him...Makes me wonder if it's the first time it has happened

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 25, 2016 12:42PM

In the interests of posterity, in bold is what was edited out of the podcast:

[LOUD ROFO]

Mike: OH MY GOD, HE”S ….. GOD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE???? [Rips off headphones].

Spewak: Oh my [giggling], I know what happened here, I’m sorry.

Mike: What happened there, Mr. I Never Touch the Board Eveeeerrrr Unless I’m Told to? What?

Spewak: No. OK, now talk, Rob.

[LOUD ROFO. Mike rips off headphones again].

Oscar: The send to him is too loud, the send to him is way too loud.

Mike (disgusted): It’s coming. It’s coming sooner than it’s coming later. He’s great, he’s not going anywhere, he’s gonna stay on the show, but it’s coming. This is like the producer jobs. This is it. You’re playing yourself out, you’re playing yourself out of the gig. I know you’re comfortable in that chair. Get used to another location in the studio. I swear to God.

Spewak: It would fine by me.

Mike: I know it would be, I know it would be. That kills me me too, that kills me, too.

Spewak: No, I want it to the best as possible, Mike, I want it to be the best possible. But if it’s not, if it’s not adequate … I want … ideally, I want everyone to be pleased. That’s what I want.

Mike: What this is, I can tell you what it is [speaks sotto voce as one intern then booms as RoFo]
OK, go ahead RoFo.

[RoFo booms yet again].

Mike: NO, NO, NO!!!. I’m getting… it’s his send. I guess it’s his send.

Spewak: OK, is it too loud or too quiet?

Mike: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Spewak: Mike, Mike, is it too loud or too quiet?

Mike: ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! WHEN I’M TAKING MY HEADPHONES OFF, WHAT DOES THAT INDICATE TO YOU???? IT’S TOO LOUD!!!!

Spewak: All right. I backed them off again. I backed them off again.

Mike: NOT ENOUGH!

[RoFo booms for 4th time].

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 12:56PM

Todd Hess's picture looks like a mug shot from Strasbourg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 25, 2016 01:13PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> In the interests of posterity, in bold is what was
> edited out of the podcast:
>
> [LOUD ROFO]
>
> Mike: OH MY GOD, HE”S ….. GOD!! WHAT ARE YOU
> DOING UP THERE???? [Rips off headphones].
>
> Spewak: Oh my [giggling], I know what happened
> here, I’m sorry.
>
> Mike: What happened there, Mr. I Never Touch the
> Board Eveeeerrrr Unless I’m Told to? What?
>
> Spewak: No. OK, now talk, Rob.
>
> [LOUD ROFO. Mike rips off headphones again].
>
> Oscar: The send to him is too loud, the send to
> him is way too loud.
>
> Mike (disgusted): It’s coming. It’s coming
> sooner than it’s coming later. He’s great,
> he’s not going anywhere, he’s gonna stay on
> the show, but it’s coming. This is like the
> producer jobs. This is it. You’re playing
> yourself out, you’re playing yourself out of the
> gig. I know you’re comfortable in that chair.
> Get used to another location in the studio. I
> swear to God.
>
> Spewak: It would fine by me.
>
> Mike: I know it would be, I know it would be. That
> kills me me too, that kills me, too.
>
> Spewak: No, I want it to the best as possible,
> Mike, I want it to be the best possible. But if
> it’s not, if it’s not adequate … I want …
> ideally, I want everyone to be pleased. That’s
> what I want.
>
> Mike: What this is, I can tell you what it is
> [speaks sotto voce as one intern then booms as
> RoFo]
OK, go ahead RoFo.
>
> [RoFo booms yet again].
>
> Mike: NO, NO, NO!!!. I’m getting… it’s his
> send. I guess it’s his send.
>
> Spewak: OK, is it too loud or too quiet?
>
> Mike: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>
> Spewak: Mike, Mike, is it too loud or too quiet?
>
> Mike: ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! WHEN I’M TAKING MY
> HEADPHONES OFF, WHAT DOES THAT INDICATE TO YOU????
> IT’S TOO LOUD!!!!
>
> Spewak: All right. I backed them off again. I
> backed them off again.
>
> Mike: NOT ENOUGH!
>
> [RoFo booms for 4th time].


thanks for the effort....Clearly Robb was embarrassed and edited out his lowlight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 25, 2016 01:25PM

I can be OCD as Spewak...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 25, 2016 01:38PM

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: February 25, 2016 01:51PM

oh boy . . . today we've got . . . PHONE CALLS!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 02:04PM

And in today's Audio Vulva Fatt Rob discovers once again that if you change the notes in a piece of music it sounds different.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 02:50PM

Speaking of music, it angers me when Fuckwaddle steps on a decent piece of music like he did yesterday so he could be the center of attention with a diatribe about how it was just good and a lecture on "chops" from his time with the Watery Stool Blues Band.

Apparently "don't get happy" means "if the show shows signs of getting good for a minute, step in and ruin it."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 25, 2016 03:34PM

Robb, hahahaha as if he could get a job in real radio.

Robb's stuck, he has to stay with Mike if he can.

Have you seen his Linkedin?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: February 25, 2016 03:40PM

Rat Meat!!!!!!!!!!! Mike is an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: February 25, 2016 04:23PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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>
> Have you seen his Linkedin?

Good to know he keeps it up to date.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: February 25, 2016 04:25PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Robb, hahahaha as if he could get a job in real
> radio.
>
> Robb's stuck, he has to stay with Mike if he can.
>
> Have you seen his Linkedin?

I learned from a perusal of his page that Lisa Broyhill is working on-air, yet another who has done better than Headdd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: February 25, 2016 04:37PM

Robb doesn't contribute enough funny or behind the scenes work to justify his cut. That's the bottom line. RoFo could replace him tomorrow morning and the show wouldn't get worse. What an embarrassment.

Robb did get it over these past few episodes though. Wow.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: February 25, 2016 04:38PM

This guy Robb acts like he's living off of someone's largess. There's largeness, but no apparent largess.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DGH ()
Date: February 25, 2016 04:41PM

I'm going to guess this is a Mike requested edit. That audio did sound disjointed on the show though.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I bet little hurt Robbie asked for the ream-out
> section of the podcast to be removed.
>
> First, what a pussy
>
> Secondly, they have zero clues about compelling
> content.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 25, 2016 05:00PM

Lisa is doing morning drive on 50,000 watt station in a shadow market that actually trends in the DC market. Successful in its own right, but should she get the call back to the majors, and want to go back, she'll be able to write her own ticket.

Robb is hosting grade school talent shows...

Let that sink in....

Ahahahahaha!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Don't Front by Joey Bad... ()
Date: February 25, 2016 05:04PM

No disrespect to the interns...they are new to this.

Why are these clowns still doing Serial spoof ads? It's so old.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: February 25, 2016 05:42PM

Don't Front by Joey Bad... Wrote:
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> No disrespect to the interns...they are new to
> this.
>
> Why are these clowns still doing Serial spoof ads?
> It's so old.

I'm guessing it was 'suggested' by one of the 3. The intern likely knows how played out it is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Played out player ()
Date: February 25, 2016 05:54PM

I expect a Salad Fingers ad soon. Mike and company love to stay topical.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbs dark desire ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:01PM

oscar's fake laugh is becoming too much to bear. especially when it masks mike being made a fool of. "i've been waiting for years to hang up on mike "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ah hahahahahah ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah woooooheeee hahhahahahh

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Argentina Anchor fluffer ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:18PM

peekza Wrote:
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> CrapMouthFatAsses Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a
> day.
> > Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that.
> Stank
> > mouth fat-asses.
>
>
> looking at their teeth, I'm surprised they brush
> once a day

Does brushing twice a day keep the dick & asshole smell off of your breath?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:36PM

Does it work for you? maybe I'll try it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:38PM

Argentina Anchor fluffer Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CrapMouthFatAsses Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike and Robbb only brush their teeth once a
> > day.
> > > Robbb claims his dentist is fine with that.
> > Stank
> > > mouth fat-asses.
> >
> >
> > looking at their teeth, I'm surprised they
> brush
> > once a day
>
> Does brushing twice a day keep the dick & asshole
> smell off of your breath?

Just hold your hand up and breathe into it to check.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 25, 2016 07:55PM

Re: O5car's fake laugh
whenever I hear it, or rather as soon as I hear it I wonder why they don't tell him to zip it. Or maybe the fake laugh is the jive shit they're going for.
If he were to only laugh when something was funny...um...oooooohhhh...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 25, 2016 08:21PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Re: O5car's fake laugh
> whenever I hear it, or rather as soon as I hear it
> I wonder why they don't tell him to zip it. Or
> maybe the fake laugh is the jive shit they're
> going for.
> If he were to only laugh when something was
> funny...um...oooooohhhh...

Before the fake laugh hit the level it's at now, LFF would give LOLScar a hard time for not being into the show enough.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2016 08:29PM by Four Hour Club.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 25, 2016 08:59PM

Also the inarticulado gutteral roar when something sexy or embarrassing and he really invests in the "whoa!".

Noted with interest: the guy who likes to say I can't tell time is behind schedule.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 25, 2016 09:47PM

How about Robb's stupid and fake "creeped out by salad fingers" sound?

The best.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2016 09:47PM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: February 25, 2016 10:13PM

Ello
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: February 25, 2016 10:17PM

.....boner
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