Mr. Thickness,

when are you going to get your baby's eyes tuned up? Please advise.


FOAD 2016

Did Mike really say 30 month old? I mean seriously, what. the. fuck.

Nobody, fucking NOBODY, says that!

Really the show has come down mere soundbites of stupidity. They used to give us whole segments of stupidity, but now no.
I will try to listen to the show later tonight but I expect what happened last week.
I simply won't be able to....

Too photogenic for TV, I guess.
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"Robb this is how I want you to suck my ass."

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> "Robb this is how I want you to suck my ass."


Eightt; "Sure!"

Today was completely forgettable. More greaseman schtick, prompted by Pony ("The Griefman") More talk about the done-in-one politics show (and demanding sponsors) and there might be a Klubber already lined up to be the guest for the first 30 minute show. Because there's no one whose analysis I value more than a Klubber. Or LFF. Win-Win! But don't bring facts, you just have to have an opinion. Then some shit about LFF "bringing a flamethrower" to a business call when it wasn't warranted. Some other lame shit. I'm summarizing the past two days: LFF is a terrible father who thinks taking his kid to an outlet mall is the epitome of entertainment and his son must be an entitled hump if he doesn't agree. Spending a few hours with a "30 month old" (Fuck off LFF, he's two) wears his royal fatness out for the rest of the day. I have a 2 year old. It's not hard to entertain a two year old. Especially in Florida where the weather is still more than reasonable for going outside. Go to a park. Get a seat or a trailer and take the kid for a bicycle (not scoot) ride. It's not fucking rocket science. Find a museum or a zoo. Take a class at a rec-center, YMCA, or a chain like My Gym or Little Gym... fuck. To pull back the curtain further, my 2 year old is not my only kid, so sometimes, GASP, I'm doing things with more than one kid... AT THE SAME TIME. Mind blown. As a father, Mike is a pile of shit.

In summary, LFF and Jarla, who combined work 20 hours a week (being generous), can barely handle raising a 2 year old (even though he is in day care multiple days a week), because it's way too hard. It's amazing then that millions of families with two working parents, a single working parent, or even a working parent and a full-time stay at home parent are able to care for one or more children without making it all about themselves. Damn entitled humps.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/16/2016 09:10PM by Four Hour Club.

How do I become an official "klubber" like you guys? I love the show too and would like to be in whatever fan club/ mailing list you are all in.

I'm an idiot and literary can't tell time.

Never forget hat I don't know what time midnight is.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Today was completely forgettable. More greaseman
> schtick, prompted by Pony ("The Griefman") More
> talk about the done-in-one politics show (and
> demanding sponsors) and there might be a Klubber
> already lined up to be the guest for the first 30
> minute show. Because there's no one whose analysis
> I value more than a Klubber. Or LFF. Win-Win! But
> don't bring facts, you just have to have an
> opinion. Then some shit about LFF "bringing a
> flamethrower" to a business call when it wasn't
> warranted. Some other lame shit. I'm summarizing
> the past two days: LFF is a terrible father who
> thinks taking his kid to an outlet mall is the
> epitome of entertainment and his son must be an
> entitled hump if he doesn't agree. Spending a few
> hours with a "30 month old" (Fuck off LFF, he's
> two) wears his royal fatness out for the rest of
> the day. I have a 2 year old. It's not hard to
> entertain a two year old. Especially in Florida
> where the weather is still more than reasonable
> for going outside. Go to a park. Get a seat or a
> trailer and take the kid for a bicycle (not scoot)
> ride. It's not fucking rocket science. Find a
> museum or a zoo. Take a class at a rec-center,
> YMCA, or a chain like My Gym or Little Gym...
> fuck. To pull back the curtain further, my 2 year
> old is not my only kid, so sometimes, GASP, I'm
> doing things with more than one kid... AT THE SAME
> TIME. Mind blown. As a father, Mike is a pile of
> shit.
>
> In summary, LFF and Jarla, who combined work 20
> hours a week (being generous), can barely handle
> raising a 2 year old (even though he is in day
> care multiple days a week), because it's way too
> hard. It's amazing then that millions of families
> with two working parents, a single working parent,
> or even a working parent and a full-time stay at
> home parent are able to care for one or more
> children without making it all about themselves.
> Damn entitled humps.

I totally agree with you, my parents were basically like "go get a stick and play in the sewers and if you could not get run over that would be especially good." And I was one of the wimpiest least happening kids in my neighborhood.

Fuckwaddle is incapable of raising himself, much less a child.

I think it would be great if someone could get on his abortion of a 0ne time politits show and roll tape and five minutes in just say "You know, Mike, the only real solution is we should just fucking kill as many niggers as possible." Not because I advocate killing black people, but because it would be a great unairable audio bit that could be posted and enjoyed here or on paintmybaldspot.com because Fuckwaddle is too stupid and incompetent to handle any situation whatsoever.

719...Semper Fat
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Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Really the show has come down mere soundbites of
> stupidity. They used to give us whole segments of
> stupidity, but now no.
> I will try to listen to the show later tonight but
> I expect what happened last week.
> I simply won't be able to....


here's a very condensed recap...Pony suggests a new character combining grief poaching and Nino Greasemanelli, you guessed it, the Griefman...err waddle doodle...Then most of the body of the show is discussion of Mike's new show, a business meeting and then bitching at Robb about typos...news sucked, Audio Fault was Grammy based....the only good thing was when Mike reverted back to In the Stone for the closing song...lets just hope Spewak can keep the banff in his pants

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Today was completely forgettable. More greaseman
> schtick, prompted by Pony ("The Griefman") More
> talk about the done-in-one politics show (and
> demanding sponsors) and there might be a Klubber
> already lined up to be the guest for the first 30
> minute show. Because there's no one whose analysis
> I value more than a Klubber. Or LFF. Win-Win! But
> don't bring facts, you just have to have an
> opinion. Then some shit about LFF "bringing a
> flamethrower" to a business call when it wasn't
> warranted. Some other lame shit. I'm summarizing
> the past two days: LFF is a terrible father who
> thinks taking his kid to an outlet mall is the
> epitome of entertainment and his son must be an
> entitled hump if he doesn't agree. Spending a few
> hours with a "30 month old" (Fuck off LFF, he's
> two) wears his royal fatness out for the rest of
> the day. I have a 2 year old. It's not hard to
> entertain a two year old. Especially in Florida
> where the weather is still more than reasonable
> for going outside. Go to a park. Get a seat or a
> trailer and take the kid for a bicycle (not scoot)
> ride. It's not fucking rocket science. Find a
> museum or a zoo. Take a class at a rec-center,
> YMCA, or a chain like My Gym or Little Gym...
> fuck. To pull back the curtain further, my 2 year
> old is not my only kid, so sometimes, GASP, I'm
> doing things with more than one kid... AT THE SAME
> TIME. Mind blown. As a father, Mike is a pile of
> shit.
>
> In summary, LFF and Jarla, who combined work 20
> hours a week (being generous), can barely handle
> raising a 2 year old (even though he is in day
> care multiple days a week), because it's way too
> hard. It's amazing then that millions of families
> with two working parents, a single working parent,
> or even a working parent and a full-time stay at
> home parent are able to care for one or more
> children without making it all about themselves.
> Damn entitled humps.


wish I had seen this before I posted....good job FHC...I think my favorite part was when Mike mentioned people taking guesses at how many of the 10 shows Mike will actually do, and Mike threatened to show them by not doing any...talk about win/win

peekza Wrote:
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> 719...Semper Fat


Who is the guy in the upper right hand corner? Or, if that is O5car, who is in the lower left hand corner?

Upper right is buzz.

Damn, anything interesting from the Ronick/Burbank camp lately? I haven't listened to TMOS in 2016. So I'm looking for new shows since RELM screwed me out of hundreds hours of content.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Upper right is buzz.

Please forgive me. I did not notice the difference in facial skin tone between upper right and lower left. I thought O5car would be upper right because it was the youngest looking. I didn't realize that Buzz at the upper right would be portrayed as Buzz prior to he and LFF doing their stint with Doni G.

Ronick is still doing his shitty podcast with Lowell melser.

Buzz is still doing his shitty news podcast.



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The 5000 Politits of Mike Omeara Wrote:
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>
>
> I totally agree with you, my parents were
> basically like "go get a stick and play in the
> sewers and if you could not get run over that
> would be especially good." And I was one of the
> wimpiest least happening kids in my neighborhood.
>
> Fuckwaddle is incapable of raising himself, much
> less a child.
>
> I think it would be great if someone could get on
> his abortion of a 0ne time politits show and roll
> tape and five minutes in just say "You know, Mike,
> the only real solution is we should just fucking
> kill as many niggers as possible." Not because I
> advocate killing black people, but because it
> would be a great unairable audio bit that could be
> posted and enjoyed here or on paintmybaldspot.com
> because Fuckwaddle is too stupid and incompetent
> to handle any situation whatsoever.


Sounds like your parents weren't very good golfers...and no way anybody here gets anything to air...none of it will stream live I presume, so any fan interactions will be heavily edited

Pee One Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 719...Semper Fat
>
>
> Who is the guy in the upper right hand corner?
> Or, if that is O5car, who is in the lower left
> hand corner?


Kindly Old Buzz

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Upper right is buzz.


circle gets a square

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Ronick is still doing his shitty podcast with
> Lowell melser.
>
> Buzz is still doing his shitty news podcast.


despite their unsuccessful gofundme

peekza Wrote:
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> The 5000 Politits of Mike Omeara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > I totally agree with you, my parents were
> > basically like "go get a stick and play in the
> > sewers and if you could not get run over that
> > would be especially good." And I was one of
> the
> > wimpiest least happening kids in my
> neighborhood.
> >
> > Fuckwaddle is incapable of raising himself,
> much
> > less a child.
> >
> > I think it would be great if someone could get
> on
> > his abortion of a 0ne time politits show and
> roll
> > tape and five minutes in just say "You know,
> Mike,
> > the only real solution is we should just
> fucking
> > kill as many niggers as possible." Not because
> I
> > advocate killing black people, but because it
> > would be a great unairable audio bit that could
> be
> > posted and enjoyed here or on
> paintmybaldspot.com
> > because Fuckwaddle is too stupid and
> incompetent
> > to handle any situation whatsoever.
>
>
> Sounds like your parents weren't very good
> golfers...and no way anybody here gets anything to
> air...none of it will stream live I presume, so
> any fan interactions will be heavily edited

Peekza, work with me here! All it takes is one $2.99 black plastic suction cup telephone pickup from the current equivalent of Radio Shack. None of their "shows" "air" except on a shit station in Iowa. But the caller who made his way in and was willing to pull the pin and NOT have his segment "air" could post the phone call here. I always "roll tape" on my phonecalls for quality assurance because anything can happen. Out here beyond the perimeter there are no stars, we is stoned, immaculate. We're not talking about a Jhops incredible failure situation, we're talking about someone willing to metaphorically blow things up and hopefully capture a Full Mike event like happens when an adult calls him "Fatass".

peekza Wrote:
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> Pee One Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 719...Semper Fat
> >
> >
> > Who is the guy in the upper right hand corner?
> > Or, if that is O5car, who is in the lower left
> > hand corner?
>
>
> Kindly Old Buzz

Lower left is El Spic, because of the cactus on his hat. Once he got blackout drunk and fucked a cactus, which is why Shannon has to be totally shaved. It's not just for her escort work, it's for Oscar's safety.

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Politits of Mike Omeara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > I totally agree with you, my parents were
> > > basically like "go get a stick and play in
> the
> > > sewers and if you could not get run over that
> > > would be especially good." And I was one of
> > the
> > > wimpiest least happening kids in my
> > neighborhood.
> > >
> > > Fuckwaddle is incapable of raising himself,
> > much
> > > less a child.
> > >
> > > I think it would be great if someone could
> get
> > on
> > > his abortion of a 0ne time politits show and
> > roll
> > > tape and five minutes in just say "You know,
> > Mike,
> > > the only real solution is we should just
> > fucking
> > > kill as many niggers as possible." Not
> because
> > I
> > > advocate killing black people, but because it
> > > would be a great unairable audio bit that
> could
> > be
> > > posted and enjoyed here or on
> > paintmybaldspot.com
> > > because Fuckwaddle is too stupid and
> > incompetent
> > > to handle any situation whatsoever.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like your parents weren't very good
> > golfers...and no way anybody here gets anything
> to
> > air...none of it will stream live I presume, so
> > any fan interactions will be heavily edited
>
> Peekza, work with me here! All it takes is one
> $2.99 black plastic suction cup telephone pickup
> from the current equivalent of Radio Shack. None
> of their "shows" "air" except on a shit station
> in Iowa. But the caller who made his way in and
> was willing to pull the pin and NOT have his
> segment "air" could post the phone call here. I
> always "roll tape" on my phonecalls for quality
> assurance because anything can happen. Out here
> beyond the perimeter there are no stars, we is
> stoned, immaculate. We're not talking about a
> Jhops incredible failure situation, we're talking
> about someone willing to metaphorically blow
> things up and hopefully capture a Full Mike event
> like happens when an adult calls him "Fatass".

Goddamn, you are stupid. Shuttup about that already.

I still can't believe that Mike is willing to go mano a mano with a klubber discussing fact-free politics. And Robb wants to be the 'closed mic' producer, which means Mike is working without a net, i.e., having no one to insult without the possibility of getting his ass handed to him by a listener.

And NO memorized talking points. All Mike knows are Democratic talking points. Anything else would require Mike to read something besides Yahoo News.

Mike knows that 'speaking from the gut' equals zero show prep. He expects the listeners to provide the topics. Could he be any lazier?

How does Mr. "Block Anyone Who Diagrees With Me" think he can pull this off? Does he plan on blind siding Carla again to fight his battles ("Carla, come in here! This guy hates abortions!")

Mike used the word 'concept' as a verb on Monday ("I wanted to concept the show..."). He confuses 'congregate' with 'coagulate.' William F Buckley he ain't.

I was expecting this show to be a train wreck. Now I'm hoping for the second coming of the Hindenburg.

Live in a snowbird community in Florida - Check
Complain constantly about physical ailments - Check
Spend most of your time golfing instead of being productive - Check
Rant insanely about politics with no basis in reality - Check

Getting your grandson equivalent sugared up on ice cream, then letting your daughter equivalent deal with the aftermath while you go golfing to sneak a smoke. - Check

He should silo that concept.

And guardrail it into it's curated form.

Check List Addendum Wrote:
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> Getting your grandson equivalent sugared up on ice
> cream, then letting your daughter equivalent deal
> with the aftermath while you go golfing to sneak a
> smoke. - Check

Sit around on my useless ass and post about it all day long in a forum - check

Carla: What really frosts Mike when Michael is having a public meltdown is the inevitable comment to him from a passerby: "That's the best thing about being a grandparent -- when he acts like that you can just hand him back to his parent! Ha ha ha!"

Don't Look Away Baby's, L@@k Into My Girlfriends Stunning White Eyes, What Do You See, How Do They Rate? I SAID LOOK AT THEM NOW, STUNNING AND SPECTACULAR RIGHT..



~SLV~

Aloha Mahalo
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wow . . . mike really going off about his new show that he's gonna be doing. do ya really think it's helpful when you're screaming "how about i don't do anything?!!!".

damn -- and he's yelling at the FANS!!!!

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> wow . . . mike really going off about his new show
> that he's gonna be doing. do ya really think it's
> helpful when you're screaming "how about i don't
> do anything?!!!".
>
> damn -- and he's yelling at the FANS!!!!

premature excoriation

oh, and some pretty decent rob-bashing around 54:00-or-so. keep that shit up!!! :D

Good Morning My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives

Sitting On TL Fleming Beach Up North Waiting For Another Sunrise To Start Another Fine Day Of Shopping Followed By A Double Feature Movie After Lunch Wish You Were Here, Having Dinn Dinn At My Uncles Restaurant Fleetwood's On Front Street...
Drinky Drink...

~SLV~
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New pitch: "The TMOS bonus show give 'n go: give us your money, then go to hell and don't expect anything for it! Buy yours today!"

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Politits of Mike Omeara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > I totally agree with you, my parents were
> > > basically like "go get a stick and play in
> the
> > > sewers and if you could not get run over that
> > > would be especially good." And I was one of
> > the
> > > wimpiest least happening kids in my
> > neighborhood.
> > >
> > > Fuckwaddle is incapable of raising himself,
> > much
> > > less a child.
> > >
> > > I think it would be great if someone could
> get
> > on
> > > his abortion of a 0ne time politits show and
> > roll
> > > tape and five minutes in just say "You know,
> > Mike,
> > > the only real solution is we should just
> > fucking
> > > kill as many niggers as possible." Not
> because
> > I
> > > advocate killing black people, but because it
> > > would be a great unairable audio bit that
> could
> > be
> > > posted and enjoyed here or on
> > paintmybaldspot.com
> > > because Fuckwaddle is too stupid and
> > incompetent
> > > to handle any situation whatsoever.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like your parents weren't very good
> > golfers...and no way anybody here gets anything
> to
> > air...none of it will stream live I presume, so
> > any fan interactions will be heavily edited
>
> Peekza, work with me here! All it takes is one
> $2.99 black plastic suction cup telephone pickup
> from the current equivalent of Radio Shack. None
> of their "shows" "air" except on a shit station
> in Iowa. But the caller who made his way in and
> was willing to pull the pin and NOT have his
> segment "air" could post the phone call here. I
> always "roll tape" on my phonecalls for quality
> assurance because anything can happen. Out here
> beyond the perimeter there are no stars, we is
> stoned, immaculate. We're not talking about a
> Jhops incredible failure situation, we're talking
> about someone willing to metaphorically blow
> things up and hopefully capture a Full Mike event
> like happens when an adult calls him "Fatass".

niiiiiiiiice

Political Junkie Wrote:
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> I still can't believe that Mike is willing to go
> mano a mano with a klubber discussing fact-free
> politics. And Robb wants to be the 'closed mic'
> producer, which means Mike is working without a
> net, i.e., having no one to insult without the
> possibility of getting his ass handed to him by a
> listener.
>
> And NO memorized talking points. All Mike knows
> are Democratic talking points. Anything else would
> require Mike to read something besides Yahoo
> News.
>
> Mike knows that 'speaking from the gut' equals
> zero show prep. He expects the listeners to
> provide the topics. Could he be any lazier?
>
> How does Mr. "Block Anyone Who Diagrees With Me"
> think he can pull this off? Does he plan on blind
> siding Carla again to fight his battles ("Carla,
> come in here! This guy hates abortions!")
>
> Mike used the word 'concept' as a verb on Monday
> ("I wanted to concept the show..."). He confuses
> 'congregate' with 'coagulate.' William F Buckley
> he ain't.
>
> I was expecting this show to be a train wreck. Now
> I'm hoping for the second coming of the
> Hindenburg.

what could possibly go wrong?

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: What really frosts Mike when Michael is
> having a public meltdown is the inevitable comment
> to him from a passerby: "That's the best thing
> about being a grandparent -- when he acts like
> that you can just hand him back to his parent! Ha
> ha ha!"


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Don't Look Away Baby's, L@@k Into My Girlfriends
> Stunning White Eyes, What Do You See, How Do They
> Rate? I SAID LOOK AT THEM NOW, STUNNING AND
> SPECTACULAR RIGHT..
>
>
>
> ~SLV~
>
> Aloha Mahalo

liar

Mr. Thickness is a bigger liar than Ted Cruz.

Has Mike mentioned that they took down the donate button from the site and that's why it's so important to buy the bonus? I like that reasoning. It's right up there with, "Buy it even if you don't listen."

not recently

I do like the reasoning...if you don't buy our product,I'll just ask for money and not give you anything in return...Math checks out...They are probably losing money not just asking for open donations

bubby and peek, you should start a gofundme campaign for TMOS. In your inimitable styles.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> bubby and peek, you should start a gofundme
> campaign for TMOS. In your inimitable styles.


Except the sarcasm would be lost on most and Beth Hoyle would sell a kidney to be able to donate to it.

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bubby and peek, you should start a gofundme
> > campaign for TMOS. In your inimitable styles.
>
>
> Except the sarcasm would be lost on most and Beth
> Hoyle would sell a kidney to be able to donate to
> it.


ahahahahahahahahahaha....Beth Hoyle can smoke a turd in Hell

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bubby and peek, you should start a gofundme
> > campaign for TMOS. In your inimitable styles.
>
>
> Except the sarcasm would be lost on most and Beth
> Hoyle would sell a kidney to be able to donate to
> it.

But not lost on us -- the most important and discerning audience...

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bubby and peek, you should start a gofundme
> > campaign for TMOS. In your inimitable styles.
>
>
> Except the sarcasm would be lost on most and Beth
> Hoyle would sell a kidney to be able to donate to
> it.

I'm sure Todd Hess would sell someone's kidney, too.

So-so intern bit to lead off show today, but Mike and Spewak treated it like it was spun gold. She arguably did put in more effort on the bit than they ever have on anything show-related.

Less work for the krew = spun gold.

another Jaywalking bit?

Yep, she approached AU students and asked them what was on their phone that others didn't know about.

And they acted as if it were the funniest thing ever. (of course)

The intern bit was something about eating boogers and when Fatt Rob said they were "so proud of our interns" it was borderline creepy, like when they talked to Shannon.

Then around minute 5 Fuckwaddle tried to own the Richard Berendzen deal as if it were part of his life, but Dick B. only became president of A.U. in 1980 so barely overlapped with Fuckwaddle's tenure and he didn't get caught until 1990. He's not the only AU faculty to get caught doing inappropriateness with children. Parenthetically during proposal season one time at band camp I held his personnel file in my hands and there's nothing about the inappropriateness in his file. Interesting how academia works, isn't it Jhops?.

"We left in two separate cars, one headed for circumstance one headed for Mars."

From today's audio vulva: "Stevie Wonder is a force of nature. That's enough of that! I hope they record it, I hope they record it." THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT SEGMENT IS EVERYTHING IS A RECORDING YOU STUPID FUCKING BRAIN-DAMAGED RETARD.

After today's show, I am ready to suck Mike and Robb's cocks!

Who do you think you're fooling?

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Has Mike mentioned that they took down the donate
> button from the site and that's why it's so
> important to buy the bonus? I like that reasoning.
> It's right up there with, "Buy it even if you
> don't listen."

Yes, absolutely! And what about the sales pitch that you should buy a second subscription, generally pitched as a gift to a friend but sometimes actually pitched as simply "Why not buy two subscriptions."

Mike has two internet/cable accounts, why shouldn't his fans buy two Bogus subs?

Robb gets 2 whoppers on his way home, why shouldn't they buy 2 bogus show subs?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

there goes the monitor and the keyboard

I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy two books and a chemistry set from Amazon this week, and NOT going through the TMOS link is the best way to NOT support the show.

Not one red cent. My cold dead hands. I will burn a dollar bill and send it to them before I in any way support them financially. Actually I won't because that would be kind of illegal, but the thought is there.

It would be fun to cut a 100 dollar bill in twain, one part clearly over 50% and one part clearly under, send the short part to the show, maybe on a weekly basis, and take the big part to a bank and get it replaced, so it would be a big "Fuck You" to TMOS, but cost nothing and give them nothing because less than 50% of a bill will not be replaced.

Didn't LFF say no bonus show because they had technical problems on Friday...Isn't it an open secret that they tape 2 on Thursday and don't do dick on Friday?

Also none of the usual Wed/Thurs previews and teasers for the boner show?

Seems like they're easily caught in a lie (again) if any of the klubbers were smart enough or cared enough to throw the bullshit flag on that.

Technically Mike is a lazy fatt fukk so the "tech issues" are valid.
even though they've "all had to become broadcast engineers".

Fucking. Ponderous.

Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor people are jealous of a successful man.

You got us -- we all are jealous of peekza.

Elaine Wrote:
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> Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor people
> are jealous of a successful man.


Oh, so you've listened to the failcast then.

Elaine Wrote:
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> Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor people
> are jealous of a successful man.

You are looking at a different website than me, I'm not quite poor, I've got a very sweet situation which is helped by my really limited desires, and I enjoy mocking someone who sells something he absolutely sucks at as something he's good at. Case in point: Today Fuckwaddle started pontificating about how wonderful Stevie Wonder is and then cut it off (because Mike "Fuckwaddle" O'Meara should never be employed in or near a radio station or anything involving sound) with "That's enough of that." Maybe he was having visions of black pornographers. Like the great bluesman Blind Black Pornographer.

EVERY TIME HE DOESN'T SHOW UP (MOSTLY BECAUSE OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND RETARDATION) IT'S A BETTER SHOW BECAUSE MIKE O'MEARA IS THE WORST THING ABOUT THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW AND SHOULD BE REMOVED. HE RUINS HIS OWN SHOW.

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> After today's show, I am ready to suck Mike and
> Robb's cocks!


Serves me right for not registering my name. I guess I pissed someone off. I didn't know Beth Hoyle's cats could type.

As the medieval French guy said, kill them all, God will know his own.

That kind of shit is precisely why I don't register my names and I get impersonated and it's totally obvious as it is with you. I can't pretend to speak for everyone but in my book you cool.

I got muscle money, not bragging, but I work my ass off and I'm one of the best in my field. I don't derive a significant portion of my income from handouts from a lonely heiress. And I deliver my product to those who pay for it. So fuck you very kindly Elaine, I'll say what ever the fuck I want about these three little man boys who treat their women like shit, their bodies like shit, and their customers like shit.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> You got us -- we all are jealous of peekza.


yessssssiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Elaine Wrote:
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> Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor people
> are jealous of a successful man.


SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DON'T BEG FOR $

Larry K. Wrote:
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> Elaine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor
> people
> > are jealous of a successful man.
>
>
> Oh, so you've listened to the failcast then.


I know right...NOBODY is as jealous as Mike

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I got muscle money, not bragging, but I work my
> ass off and I'm one of the best in my field. I
> don't derive a significant portion of my income
> from handouts from a lonely heiress. And I deliver
> my product to those who pay for it. So fuck you
> very kindly Elaine, I'll say what ever the fuck I
> want about these three little man boys who treat
> their women like shit, their bodies like shit, and
> their customers like shit.


yeah...what he said

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After today's show, I am ready to suck Mike and
> > Robb's cocks!
>
>
> Serves me right for not registering my name. I
> guess I pissed someone off. I didn't know Beth
> Hoyle's cats could type.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

wait a sec Wrote:
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> Didn't LFF say no bonus show because they had
> technical problems on Friday...Isn't it an open
> secret that they tape 2 on Thursday and don't do
> dick on Friday?
>
> Also none of the usual Wed/Thurs previews and
> teasers for the boner show?
>
> Seems like they're easily caught in a lie (again)
> if any of the klubbers were smart enough or cared
> enough to throw the bullshit flag on that.

it's not hard to fool a Klubber

Isn't "Technical Difficulties" a new Shiraz from Cameron Hughes? Can't beat the wit of mail order wine. Mike is looking forward to CH's "The Doctor is Running Late" Merlot.

niiiiice

"Broken Dinghy Oar" white zin.

It's a Comedy Pyramid!

Or a "Tee-Time" Cabernet?

Not sure if anyone here still listens to big o and dukes (don't) but Oscar dropped a little behind the scenes show stuff.

They were talking about card games and Oscar said they've played cards against humanity on "Mike's show". He explained that some of the cards are a little too dirty so they went through and censored the game by removing any dirty or risqué cards. Chad's response was "so you removed the only fun part of the game?".

Seriously, these guys are so fucking dumb. For all of the bitching Mike used to do about stupid program directors censoring the show and not knowing funny, he's exactly like all of those program directors. Censoring anything remotely controversial and taking away anything possibly funny in order to make the show as vanilla as possible.

I think you have forgotten that we are the USA.

Thump.

Thump.

Thum...Carla call 911 I'm having a heartatta..

THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW IS WORSE WITH AND BETTER WITHOUT MIKE O'MEARA.

I don't know why the intern used camera clicks for the edits. But I will say she had an idea, a vision, and she worked on it. Unlike the show.

So she's basically a fake intern for a fake radio show with fake entertainers.

Cameron Hughes is introducing "Mike O'Meara Reserve," a line of fine wines named after Anerica's favorite Podcaster:

Thrown Club Cabernet
Flying Suitcase Chardonnay
Another Missed Monday Malbec
Bogus Show Shiraz
Godless Eyes Pinot Grigio
Daughter Wife White Zin
Repairman Rage Riesling

All pair well with pork chops and a side of vitriolic hatred.

ha ha -- if only Cameron Hughes was still a sponsor. Carla is bitter, TMOS has gone on to another wine-by-mail outfit.

Speaking of TMOS' website, it used to have all of its current sponsors in a banner at the top of the page. Only Amazon now. Did training-wheels-MBA Oscar require them to pay more for that placement and none of them did? Amazon got a pass, because, you know, it's simply the best way .....

I'm not sure what you're looking for the order that was shipped out to the duel skirmish. You guys seem like a great day for the first weekend in the league

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Then around minute 5 Fuckwaddle tried to own the
> Richard Berendzen deal as if it were part of his
> life, but Dick B. only became president of A.U. in
> 1980 so barely overlapped with Fuckwaddle's tenure
> and he didn't get caught until 1990.

Poor Old Mike recalled Berendzen was gone by the time Mike graduated. He was soooo close.

peekza Wrote:
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> Elaine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds to me like a bunch of bitter, poor
> people
> > are jealous of a successful man.
>
>
> SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DON'T BEG FOR $

LFF is the Kayne West of podcasting, minus the talent Kayne has refilled with laziness and retaining the nonsensical rants.

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> Not sure if anyone here still listens to big o and
> dukes (don't) but Oscar dropped a little behind
> the scenes show stuff.
>
> They were talking about card games and Oscar said
> they've played cards against humanity on "Mike's
> show". He explained that some of the cards are a
> little too dirty so they went through and censored
> the game by removing any dirty or risqué cards.
> Chad's response was "so you removed the only fun
> part of the game?".
>
> Seriously, these guys are so fucking dumb. For all
> of the bitching Mike used to do about stupid
> program directors censoring the show and not
> knowing funny, he's exactly like all of those
> program directors. Censoring anything remotely
> controversial and taking away anything possibly
> funny in order to make the show as vanilla as
> possible.


Hey Man....Mike's been in ROOMS

Why Are My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives So Beautiful?

L@@k But Do Not Stare At Her Stunning White Eyes Baby's


~SLV~
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peekza Wrote:
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> B'rilliant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure if anyone here still listens to big o
> and
> > dukes (don't) but Oscar dropped a little behind
> > the scenes show stuff.
> >
> > They were talking about card games and Oscar
> said
> > they've played cards against humanity on
> "Mike's
> > show". He explained that some of the cards are
> a
> > little too dirty so they went through and
> censored
> > the game by removing any dirty or risqué
> cards.
> > Chad's response was "so you removed the only
> fun
> > part of the game?".
> >
> > Seriously, these guys are so fucking dumb. For
> all
> > of the bitching Mike used to do about stupid
> > program directors censoring the show and not
> > knowing funny, he's exactly like all of those
> > program directors. Censoring anything remotely
> > controversial and taking away anything possibly
> > funny in order to make the show as vanilla as
> > possible.
>
>
> Hey Man....Mike's been in ROOMS

Quiet, Robbb will tell the story about the lawyers asking how wet the fart sound is. Again.

In Mike's mind, less is more. Or, more accurately, "Less is MORE."

So I skipped around the show yesterday and listened to the intern's bit.
why do they sound so phony when saying stuff like , "we are so proud of our interns!"
It's fucking creepy. She's an intern, not a child.
If Robb said that to me I'd scream "NO!" and pepper spray him.

LFF stroke thoughts Wrote:
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> I'm not sure what you're looking for the order
> that was shipped out to the duel skirmish. You
> guys seem like a great day for the first weekend
> in the league

Where did this quotation come from?