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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 18, 2016 04:17PM
For those of you keeping score at home, it is Tom Gavin/Dan Towne 2 and Spewak 0
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 18, 2016 04:18PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So I skipped around the show yesterday and
> listened to the intern's bit.
> why do they sound so phony when saying stuff like
> , "we are so proud of our interns!"
> It's fucking creepy. She's an intern, not a
> child.
> If Robb said that to me I'd scream "NO!" and
> pepper spray him.
I actually thought Wednesday's show was kind of okay so there, Klubbers, I've said something positive. But you were right about the creepy intern moment. That was a time to scream "Stranger Danger! Bad Touch! I Don't Know Him!"
On the bright side El Spic gave it to Fuckwaddle like Julio the Gardener giving it to Carla, i.e. pretty hard about the fat bitch's habit of stealing from people he works with, And the way El and Fatt vamped on a good lookin' Thursday ladies and gennulmen made me wonder if Fuckwaddle had passed but he was just wrestling with his inability to bend or twist, or to control his eating and drinking. Loved the "pork chop" remark.
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> So I skipped around the show yesterday and
> listened to the intern's bit.
> why do they sound so phony when saying stuff like
> , "we are so proud of our interns!"
> It's fucking creepy. She's an intern, not a
> child.
> If Robb said that to me I'd scream "NO!" and
> pepper spray him.
I actually thought Wednesday's show was kind of okay so there, Klubbers, I've said something positive. But you were right about the creepy intern moment. That was a time to scream "Stranger Danger! Bad Touch! I Don't Know Him!"
On the bright side El Spic gave it to Fuckwaddle like Julio the Gardener giving it to Carla, i.e. pretty hard about the fat bitch's habit of stealing from people he works with, And the way El and Fatt vamped on a good lookin' Thursday ladies and gennulmen made me wonder if Fuckwaddle had passed but he was just wrestling with his inability to bend or twist, or to control his eating and drinking. Loved the "pork chop" remark.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS Rapes Haitian Babies
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Date: February 18, 2016 04:22PM
Ad Wizard Wrote:
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> In Mike's mind, less is more. Or, more accurately,
> "Less is MORE."
Word to LL Cool J's adoptive grandmother. If you have to tell the audience it's "Radio Entertainment" it's probably neither radio nor entertainment.
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> In Mike's mind, less is more. Or, more accurately,
> "Less is MORE."
Word to LL Cool J's adoptive grandmother. If you have to tell the audience it's "Radio Entertainment" it's probably neither radio nor entertainment.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 18, 2016 04:28PM
720...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 18, 2016 04:29PM
ever wonder why there is never any interaction with Carla's family, other than her mother?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 04:30PM
That is a tremendous amount of white trashery
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 04:33PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I skipped around the show yesterday and
> > listened to the intern's bit.
> > why do they sound so phony when saying stuff
> like
> > , "we are so proud of our interns!"
> > It's fucking creepy. She's an intern, not a
> > child.
> > If Robb said that to me I'd scream "NO!" and
> > pepper spray him.
>
> I actually thought Wednesday's show was kind of
> okay so there, Klubbers, I've said something
> positive. But you were right about the creepy
> intern moment. That was a time to scream
> "Stranger Danger! Bad Touch! I Don't Know Him!"
>
> On the bright side El Spic gave it to Fuckwaddle
> like Julio the Gardener giving it to Carla, i.e.
> pretty hard about the fat bitch's habit of
> stealing from people he works with, And the way
> El and Fatt vamped on a good lookin' Thursday
> ladies and gennulmen made me wonder if Fuckwaddle
> had passed but he was just wrestling with his
> inability to bend or twist, or to control his
> eating and drinking. Loved the "pork chop"
> remark.
yeah, it was too close to home to not have been intentional
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I skipped around the show yesterday and
> > listened to the intern's bit.
> > why do they sound so phony when saying stuff
> like
> > , "we are so proud of our interns!"
> > It's fucking creepy. She's an intern, not a
> > child.
> > If Robb said that to me I'd scream "NO!" and
> > pepper spray him.
>
> I actually thought Wednesday's show was kind of
> okay so there, Klubbers, I've said something
> positive. But you were right about the creepy
> intern moment. That was a time to scream
> "Stranger Danger! Bad Touch! I Don't Know Him!"
>
> On the bright side El Spic gave it to Fuckwaddle
> like Julio the Gardener giving it to Carla, i.e.
> pretty hard about the fat bitch's habit of
> stealing from people he works with, And the way
> El and Fatt vamped on a good lookin' Thursday
> ladies and gennulmen made me wonder if Fuckwaddle
> had passed but he was just wrestling with his
> inability to bend or twist, or to control his
> eating and drinking. Loved the "pork chop"
> remark.
yeah, it was too close to home to not have been intentional
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 04:37PM
I liked when Mike admitted to stealing show funds to buy the snowblower, said it was NOT embezzlement because he told them after the fact, and then said he would do it again because it was justified...Doubling down on it
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2016 04:40PM by peekza.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 04:53PM
He also lamented the fact that Oscar can see every time he takes money out, moments after saying the only took $ ONCE for Golf balls, and then was reminded of said snowblower and admitted to embezzling it as well...and then moments later tried to justify it...He also seemed to think that by telling them he stole from them, it alleviates any wrongdoing
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 18, 2016 05:34PM
Just stopped by to remind everybody that I'm an idiot and I fail so much that I can't even tell time
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 05:40PM
Is anyone else into Mature Interview porn, or Michael Savage Mother Issues porn, or MILF POV Handjob porn? Asking for a friend.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 18, 2016 06:02PM
aaaaaah what a cunning ruse
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 18, 2016 06:03PM
I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
fat Robb Blobb
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Date: February 18, 2016 06:47PM
Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
peekza loves it in the ass.
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> I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
peekza loves it in the ass.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:00PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Just stopped by to remind everybody that I'm an
> idiot and I fail so much that I can't even tell
> time
Noon is a real thing, because the sun is directly overhead. At midnight, more properly 12 pm an observer has no idea where the sun is.
Your objection seems to be to my calling out local restaurateur Jimmy, who may not be smart for saying that 12 noon means "12 afternoon". It can't be both noon and afternoon. Being a bitchwhore retard who believes everything on Wikipedia is no way to go through life, son.
And your aggressive stupidity is one of the reasons I never register a name. The impersonation is welcome because like free speech it lets you figure our who the stupid people are.
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> Just stopped by to remind everybody that I'm an
> idiot and I fail so much that I can't even tell
> time
Noon is a real thing, because the sun is directly overhead. At midnight, more properly 12 pm an observer has no idea where the sun is.
Your objection seems to be to my calling out local restaurateur Jimmy, who may not be smart for saying that 12 noon means "12 afternoon". It can't be both noon and afternoon. Being a bitchwhore retard who believes everything on Wikipedia is no way to go through life, son.
And your aggressive stupidity is one of the reasons I never register a name. The impersonation is welcome because like free speech it lets you figure our who the stupid people are.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:06PM
In other words, I am very offended by what you said and I can spend all day writing paragraphs about it because it deeply affects my fragile self esteem. Please just leave me alone and let me go back to my anonymous imaginary insult contest.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:13PM
See my last sentence above. If Mike D1, Jhops and Todd Hess got up the steam to gang-rape a Mongoloid, you would be the child.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Ocar Says Oscar
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:40PM
I was thinking about all the gay sex DCRTV Dave gets up to, and on his website I saw this:
"I think you're overthinking the WNEW situation because the present value of a contracted stream of payments for a curated radio station outweighs the possible future value of assorted streams of payments you might get from various siloed advertisers at multiple unknown pricepoints."
Someone knows their MBA-speak.
"I think you're overthinking the WNEW situation because the present value of a contracted stream of payments for a curated radio station outweighs the possible future value of assorted streams of payments you might get from various siloed advertisers at multiple unknown pricepoints."
Someone knows their MBA-speak.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:49PM
Yes but how to keep it guardrailed?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: February 18, 2016 07:52PM
It's Okay To L@@k Babys, But, DO NOT STARE INTO THE STUNNING WHITE EYES OF MY HONEY POT
~SLV~
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
5.0 Dano
()
Date: February 18, 2016 09:02PM
Mr T's wahine must not enjoy outdoor activities in Hawaii, based on her complexion. Maybe he keeps her in a crawlspace.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 09:12PM
fat Robb Blobb Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
>
>
> peekza loves it in the ass.
only if that ass is Spewak
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> Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
>
>
> peekza loves it in the ass.
only if that ass is Spewak
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 09:21PM
peekza Wrote:
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> fat Robb Blobb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
> >
> >
> > peekza loves it in the ass.
>
>
> only if that ass is Spewak
That reminds me of the moment today when Fatt Rob said about El Spic "I like it when you're alone too, because that means I'm not there." Actual humor. There, I said 2 positive things in one day.
In my view the part where Fuckwaddle wasn't there because of his limited mobility really jump-started the show, it was like hearing normal people. So that's 3 things.
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> fat Robb Blobb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I sure would like to suck peekza's dick
> >
> >
> > peekza loves it in the ass.
>
>
> only if that ass is Spewak
That reminds me of the moment today when Fatt Rob said about El Spic "I like it when you're alone too, because that means I'm not there." Actual humor. There, I said 2 positive things in one day.
In my view the part where Fuckwaddle wasn't there because of his limited mobility really jump-started the show, it was like hearing normal people. So that's 3 things.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 09:22PM
Again guys, I am literally the dumbest person here and easily offended.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 10:13PM
Does anyone else like when a grandma walks in to a mother daughter scene and a threeway suddenly turns into a super-excellent fourway?
That's kind of what the outcome of whatever you think you're doing is not.
Do you see this ending well for you?
That's kind of what the outcome of whatever you think you're doing is not.
Do you see this ending well for you?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What the hell?
()
Date: February 18, 2016 10:26PM
It is a fact that noon is 12:00 p.m. and midnight is 12:00 a.m. There's no discussion, there's no 'agree' and 'disagree'. Its a fact.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 10:30PM
Keep it up and I will report you to Cary for violating the forum rules.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 10:35PM
I'm powerfully stupid and thin-skinned.
You can also be as dumb as I am, by hate listening to a podcast and displaying my stupidity for the internet to see.
You can also be as dumb as I am, by hate listening to a podcast and displaying my stupidity for the internet to see.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:08PM
A new distraction method by klubbers (or certain tubbs of goo), I see.
Keep trying.
Keep trying.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:18PM
Remember name register guy? Or White Space guy? He was active when I first joined
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:20PM
What the hell? Wrote:
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> It is a fact that noon is 12:00 p.m. and midnight
> is 12:00 a.m. There's no discussion, there's no
> 'agree' and 'disagree'. Its a fact.
Yeahhhh, it's kinda not. Since p.m. means after noon, a.m. means before noon and noon means noon. Really dude, you are even less competent though not less wrong than the previous guy.
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> It is a fact that noon is 12:00 p.m. and midnight
> is 12:00 a.m. There's no discussion, there's no
> 'agree' and 'disagree'. Its a fact.
Yeahhhh, it's kinda not. Since p.m. means after noon, a.m. means before noon and noon means noon. Really dude, you are even less competent though not less wrong than the previous guy.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:25PM
Please, focus on the show....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:25PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I'm powerfully stupid and thin-skinned.
>
> You can also be as dumb as I am, by hate listening
> to a podcast and displaying my stupidity for the
> internet to see.
I haven't slept for years because I'm always staying up worrying about what "the internet" thinks about me.
Really? That's your best? Why don't you go shit on your carpet like a certain failed Holiday Inn multipurpose room DJ?
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> I'm powerfully stupid and thin-skinned.
>
> You can also be as dumb as I am, by hate listening
> to a podcast and displaying my stupidity for the
> internet to see.
I haven't slept for years because I'm always staying up worrying about what "the internet" thinks about me.
Really? That's your best? Why don't you go shit on your carpet like a certain failed Holiday Inn multipurpose room DJ?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
what the hell
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:31PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> What the hell? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is a fact that noon is 12:00 p.m. and
> midnight
> > is 12:00 a.m. There's no discussion, there's no
> > 'agree' and 'disagree'. Its a fact.
>
> Yeahhhh, it's kinda not. Since p.m. means after
> noon, a.m. means before noon and noon means noon.
> Really dude, you are even less competent though
> not less wrong than the previous guy.
Yeah, it kinda is, you fucking dullard. LOOK IT UP SOMEWHERE. Goddam, its like you're fucking proud of how stupid you are.
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> What the hell? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is a fact that noon is 12:00 p.m. and
> midnight
> > is 12:00 a.m. There's no discussion, there's no
> > 'agree' and 'disagree'. Its a fact.
>
> Yeahhhh, it's kinda not. Since p.m. means after
> noon, a.m. means before noon and noon means noon.
> Really dude, you are even less competent though
> not less wrong than the previous guy.
Yeah, it kinda is, you fucking dullard. LOOK IT UP SOMEWHERE. Goddam, its like you're fucking proud of how stupid you are.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 18, 2016 11:39PM
I don't see the difficulty, maybe it's because I can read basic Latin and you can't. I'll maybe look it up after I finish reading the Turner Diaries in Kurdish.
Seriously dude, suck an electric dick.
Seriously dude, suck an electric dick.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: February 19, 2016 12:11AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Please, focus on the show....
What show?
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> Please, focus on the show....
What show?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives
()
Date: February 19, 2016 12:34AM
peekza Wrote:
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> 720...Semper Fat
Another great pic!!
"Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon. No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or there's a suitcase with your name on it."
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> 720...Semper Fat
Another great pic!!
"Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon. No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or there's a suitcase with your name on it."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 19, 2016 03:27AM
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > 720...Semper Fat
>
> Another great pic!!
>
> "Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon.
> No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or
> there's a suitcase with your name on it."
A suitcase full of porkchops.
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 720...Semper Fat
>
> Another great pic!!
>
> "Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon.
> No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or
> there's a suitcase with your name on it."
A suitcase full of porkchops.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
B'rilliant
()
Date: February 19, 2016 05:19AM
"shop on this clothing site. This clothing site eliminates the pain-points of clothing shopping".
I fucking hate Oscar so much.
I fucking hate Oscar so much.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MBA recruiter
()
Date: February 19, 2016 06:19AM
I would love to be present at Oscar's first MBA-related job interview. The sad thing is, he could probably land s government job pretty easily. He's a minority, the people doing the hiring are just checking off from a list of buzzwords, and they don't have to make a profit, so any warm body will do.
Hell, Shannon could probably land the same job. She's heard Oscar spout this jargon for months now. All she would have to do is claim to be transgendered and she would be a lock.
Hell, Shannon could probably land the same job. She's heard Oscar spout this jargon for months now. All she would have to do is claim to be transgendered and she would be a lock.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Sponsors of Mike OMeara
()
Date: February 19, 2016 06:20AM
I see a theme with the Mailorder Meat for Shut-ins, delivered wine from Housebound Vineyards, and Expensive Food Delivered to People Who've Antagonized Every Local Restaurant That Delivers...
and now everyone who's ever been to a store and tried on a couple pairs of pants is now trying them on at home and if they don't fit either mail them back which of course never takes up any time, or keep them and suddenly magically pay for and own yet another pair of pants that doesn't fit.
The lesson is never buy from TMOS advertisers.
and now everyone who's ever been to a store and tried on a couple pairs of pants is now trying them on at home and if they don't fit either mail them back which of course never takes up any time, or keep them and suddenly magically pay for and own yet another pair of pants that doesn't fit.
The lesson is never buy from TMOS advertisers.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jason and the Jargonauts
()
Date: February 19, 2016 06:40AM
Oscar curates bullshit and silos it into his nonsensical patter.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Affiliated sponsor
()
Date: February 19, 2016 06:50AM
Oscar has successfully identified their demographic; i.e., the rubes who actually spend money on what TMOS peddles. TMOS has become a Klubber QVC, targeting anti-social shut-ins living disability check to disability check.
How many of their advertisers accept food stamps?
Mike, of course, is okay with these sponsors, because they enable him to spend even more time sitting in his house and watching TV. I'm surprised he hasn't convinced Kappy to pay for a dog walking service.
How many of their advertisers accept food stamps?
Mike, of course, is okay with these sponsors, because they enable him to spend even more time sitting in his house and watching TV. I'm surprised he hasn't convinced Kappy to pay for a dog walking service.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Recent highlights
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Date: February 19, 2016 07:18AM
I've had some long commutes lately, so I've been binging on TMOS. Some things I've noted:
Mike loves his Ted Cruz impression. I'm glad HE does.
His John McLaughlin impression sounds more like his Barney Frank impression.
Mike thinks he needs hearing aids. Based on the two impressions above, I'd have to agree with him.
The episode with Rob and Joe contains the genesis of Political Persuasions, when Mike first began to 'concept the show.' Rob and Joe are about 10 times wittier than anyone on TMOS. Their promo slamming Its Mickey was funny.
Mike recently read a news story in which a 500 lb man was literally thrown out of a restaurant. That must have been something to see. Robb also told a story about Robert, stating he went through a phase where he literally ate non-stop. 'Literally' is becoming the new 'whatnot.'
Mike is thinking about buying a gun. Seems to me that Carla has a one-in-three chance of a happy ending here. Get the hell out of there with Mikey, or your 30-month-old might not see 31.
Mike loves his Ted Cruz impression. I'm glad HE does.
His John McLaughlin impression sounds more like his Barney Frank impression.
Mike thinks he needs hearing aids. Based on the two impressions above, I'd have to agree with him.
The episode with Rob and Joe contains the genesis of Political Persuasions, when Mike first began to 'concept the show.' Rob and Joe are about 10 times wittier than anyone on TMOS. Their promo slamming Its Mickey was funny.
Mike recently read a news story in which a 500 lb man was literally thrown out of a restaurant. That must have been something to see. Robb also told a story about Robert, stating he went through a phase where he literally ate non-stop. 'Literally' is becoming the new 'whatnot.'
Mike is thinking about buying a gun. Seems to me that Carla has a one-in-three chance of a happy ending here. Get the hell out of there with Mikey, or your 30-month-old might not see 31.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Leap Month
()
Date: February 19, 2016 07:59AM
I take it Mike qualifies as a 680-month-old.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MBA All-Star
()
Date: February 19, 2016 08:02AM
I have met more MBAs lately who are complete fucking idiots. Do they no longer require passing the GMAT to get into business school? When I hear about Oscar's misuse of terminology, I have to wonder if most MBA programs have turned to open enrollment, like some sort of post-graduate community college.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is .... something
()
Date: February 19, 2016 08:55AM
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 720...Semper Fat
>
> Another great pic!!
>
> "Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon.
> No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or
> there's a suitcase with your name on it."
photo taken at moment baby heard Mike rip one. Mike's expression = he's gonna blame baby.
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 720...Semper Fat
>
> Another great pic!!
>
> "Carla, come here. Okay, block my gut! C'mon.
> No, I'm not fucking around! Block my gut......or
> there's a suitcase with your name on it."
photo taken at moment baby heard Mike rip one. Mike's expression = he's gonna blame baby.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: February 19, 2016 09:03AM
Good Morning My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
Week Ends Here Have A Can Of Beer {JA} Heineken
Waiting On The Sun Rise Here In Kapalua Babies
L @ @ K, But Please Do Not Stare Into Her Stunning White Eyes
~SLV~
Aloha Mahalo
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L @ @ K, But Please Do Not Stare Into Her Stunning White Eyes
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Aloha Mahalo
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
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Date: February 19, 2016 09:49AM
In Addition To Her Stunning White Eyes, She Has Excellent White Bowels, Just Ask Brown Or Blooming Onion.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
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Date: February 19, 2016 09:59AM
I guess it's fitting that Johnny One Note can't stay away from this thread -- our one note is how bad TMOS is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MBA Wannabee
()
Date: February 19, 2016 10:24AM
MBA All-Star Wrote:
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> I have met more MBAs lately who are complete
> fucking idiots. Do they no longer require passing
> the GMAT to get into business school? When I hear
> about Oscar's misuse of terminology, I have to
> wonder if most MBA programs have turned to open
> enrollment, like some sort of post-graduate
> community college.
It's all about the Benjamins. Oscar has one whore on scholarship and he's paying tuition to another whore. In both cases, Oscar is getting screwed.
Oscar's MBA degree will carry the same weight as Mike's broadcast engineer degree. Middle school talent show emcee might not look as good on a resume, but at least it's honest.
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> I have met more MBAs lately who are complete
> fucking idiots. Do they no longer require passing
> the GMAT to get into business school? When I hear
> about Oscar's misuse of terminology, I have to
> wonder if most MBA programs have turned to open
> enrollment, like some sort of post-graduate
> community college.
It's all about the Benjamins. Oscar has one whore on scholarship and he's paying tuition to another whore. In both cases, Oscar is getting screwed.
Oscar's MBA degree will carry the same weight as Mike's broadcast engineer degree. Middle school talent show emcee might not look as good on a resume, but at least it's honest.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
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Date: February 19, 2016 10:27AM
If You Stare, You Will Have Dreams Of Her Stunning White Eyes, SO DO NOT STARE BABY'S
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 19, 2016 12:22PM
Leap Month Wrote:
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> I take it Mike qualifies as a 680-month-old.
with the heart and gums of a 240 month old
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> I take it Mike qualifies as a 680-month-old.
with the heart and gums of a 240 month old
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 19, 2016 12:23PM
MBA All-Star Wrote:
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> I have met more MBAs lately who are complete
> fucking idiots. Do they no longer require passing
> the GMAT to get into business school? When I hear
> about Oscar's misuse of terminology, I have to
> wonder if most MBA programs have turned to open
> enrollment, like some sort of post-graduate
> community college.
Newsflash, all MBA programs are always open to anyone who can pony up the tuition just like anyone can go to the Berklee College of Music or the Culinary Institute of America. Scoring well on the GMAT is meaningless, so even taking the GMAT is meaningless. MBAs are okay, I kind of respect CPAs, but CFAs are the folks you want to curate onboard your team.
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> I have met more MBAs lately who are complete
> fucking idiots. Do they no longer require passing
> the GMAT to get into business school? When I hear
> about Oscar's misuse of terminology, I have to
> wonder if most MBA programs have turned to open
> enrollment, like some sort of post-graduate
> community college.
Newsflash, all MBA programs are always open to anyone who can pony up the tuition just like anyone can go to the Berklee College of Music or the Culinary Institute of America. Scoring well on the GMAT is meaningless, so even taking the GMAT is meaningless. MBAs are okay, I kind of respect CPAs, but CFAs are the folks you want to curate onboard your team.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 19, 2016 12:26PM
CFO is where it's at...they be making that jelly money buck buck buck
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Stepfather
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Date: February 19, 2016 05:11PM
#36 sounds a tad familiar...!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/37-things-youre-guaranteed-to-say-before-your-kid-turn-five#.gkR2Zx68l3
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/37-things-youre-guaranteed-to-say-before-your-kid-turn-five#.gkR2Zx68l3
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Trusty
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Date: February 19, 2016 05:37PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> MBAs are okay, I kind of
> respect CPAs, but CFAs are the folks you want to
> curate onboard your team.
You're really good at this. Please write more...
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> MBAs are okay, I kind of
> respect CPAs, but CFAs are the folks you want to
> curate onboard your team.
You're really good at this. Please write more...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
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Date: February 19, 2016 05:42PM
Burger King Or Taco Bell For Dinn Dinn, Please Advise Baby's, We Have Both Here In Paradise
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
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Date: February 19, 2016 05:43PM
She Wants Taco Bell.....
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
thick my ass
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Date: February 19, 2016 07:23PM
thickness , you do realize that 9AM here is 4AM in maui...idiot ! so lets get this straight. you're in the islands and posting here at 4 fucking oclock in the morning !!..right.. btw how's that camera tune up coming along hahahahahahahahahahahahahh
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
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Date: February 19, 2016 07:48PM
Highly Recommend The Steak Nacho Bell Grande, Awesome
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
De Thick
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Date: February 19, 2016 08:38PM
Okay, I laughed at "she wants Taco Bell." At the same time I'm sure there was one or two people who laughed on the Titanic just because the situation was so fucked up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
B'rilliant
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Date: February 19, 2016 08:59PM
What am I missing? Why is the retard posting pics of Amy Lee?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
earwig
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Date: February 19, 2016 09:00PM
And she's using her right hand to cover her wedding ring ?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike D1
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Date: February 19, 2016 09:10PM
thick my ass Wrote:
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> thickness , you do realize that 9AM here is 4AM in
> maui...idiot ! so lets get this straight. you're
> in the islands and posting here at 4 fucking
> oclock in the morning !!..right.. btw how's that
> camera tune up coming along
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahh
I like the fact that someone would wait on the west side of the island in Kapalua for sunrise, which would be happening on the other side of the island.
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> thickness , you do realize that 9AM here is 4AM in
> maui...idiot ! so lets get this straight. you're
> in the islands and posting here at 4 fucking
> oclock in the morning !!..right.. btw how's that
> camera tune up coming along
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahh
I like the fact that someone would wait on the west side of the island in Kapalua for sunrise, which would be happening on the other side of the island.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
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Date: February 19, 2016 09:48PM
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Burger King Or Taco Bell For Dinn Dinn, Please
> Advise Baby's, We Have Both Here In Paradise
>
> ~SLV~
> Aloha Mahalo
cyanide
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> Burger King Or Taco Bell For Dinn Dinn, Please
> Advise Baby's, We Have Both Here In Paradise
>
> ~SLV~
> Aloha Mahalo
cyanide
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: February 19, 2016 11:31PM
Stunning And Beautiful WOW
I Am Blessed
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Spells P!zza
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Date: February 19, 2016 11:39PM
peekza(Gerry) doesnt care about your beautiful lass. He likes men.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: February 20, 2016 12:17AM
LFF is like an alheimers patient.
Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but can't remember what they talked about on the previous day's show.
Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but can't remember what they talked about on the previous day's show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Foruming forumer
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Date: February 20, 2016 12:36AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> LFF is like an alheimers patient.
>
> Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but
> can't remember what they talked about on the
> previous day's show.
We are not talking about that right now, jackass. Please stay on topic.
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> LFF is like an alheimers patient.
>
> Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but
> can't remember what they talked about on the
> previous day's show.
We are not talking about that right now, jackass. Please stay on topic.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 20, 2016 12:48AM
Foruming forumer Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF is like an alheimers patient.
> >
> > Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's
> but
> > can't remember what they talked about on the
> > previous day's show.
>
>
> We are not talking about that right now, jackass.
> Please stay on topic.
Make me.
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF is like an alheimers patient.
> >
> > Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's
> but
> > can't remember what they talked about on the
> > previous day's show.
>
>
> We are not talking about that right now, jackass.
> Please stay on topic.
Make me.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 20, 2016 12:52AM
Who knew tmos was off topic on a tmos board.
I think YOU need to stay on topic, Jackass.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2016 12:53AM by Blobb Spewsack.
I think YOU need to stay on topic, Jackass.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2016 12:53AM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
welfare
()
Date: February 20, 2016 01:00AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Who knew tmos was off topic on a tmos board.
>
> I think YOU need to stay on topic, Jackass.
Only you and 3 other retards care about tmos. Mr. Thickness brings the the entertainment to this thread. If you dont like it, go continue your little gay tmos thread somewhere else.
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> Who knew tmos was off topic on a tmos board.
>
> I think YOU need to stay on topic, Jackass.
Only you and 3 other retards care about tmos. Mr. Thickness brings the the entertainment to this thread. If you dont like it, go continue your little gay tmos thread somewhere else.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 20, 2016 01:08AM
welfare Wrote:
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>
> Only you and 3 other retards care about tmos.
Well, you are correct on this point.
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>
> Only you and 3 other retards care about tmos.
Well, you are correct on this point.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 20, 2016 01:32AM
I've got the strength of 3 retards myself, so it's really more like 6 of us
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
welfare
()
Date: February 20, 2016 01:46AM
Very impressive comebacks...Ok. You've earned my respect.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 20, 2016 01:50AM
I will sleep easier knowing
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 20, 2016 02:33AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> LFF is like an alheimers patient.
>
> Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but
> can't remember what they talked about on the
> previous day's show.
Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember stuff from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation where he is theoretically supposed to be in charge, and therefore paying attention. To a medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term alcoholism.
He pulled back the curtain a bit this week when he talked about all the golf balls he's lost, and we know that he is known among people he plays with (i.e. GAMBLING) as the guy who tries to sneakily hit other peoples' balls (i.e. CHEATING). We only heard about the one time he admitted getting caught. He hasn't told a single story about handing out a golf ball, even to an entitled Constitution reading hump, which might in the proper weather have made for good radio, and he doesn't even know what golfballs he has, so it's clear he stole money from his colleagues to pay for one of his many habits, losing golfballs.
His colleagues probably also paid for the Marlboro Lights.
And a set of wedges as a present to someone who doesn't play golf? It's like giving the handle from a sausage-maker to a vegan, not useful at the best and actually completely useless. Just get a forehead tattoo that says "You're with Stupid."
And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because I will be having sleep sex incest relations in my sleep with my sister.
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> LFF is like an alheimers patient.
>
> Comes alive when discussing radio in the 80's but
> can't remember what they talked about on the
> previous day's show.
Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember stuff from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation where he is theoretically supposed to be in charge, and therefore paying attention. To a medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term alcoholism.
He pulled back the curtain a bit this week when he talked about all the golf balls he's lost, and we know that he is known among people he plays with (i.e. GAMBLING) as the guy who tries to sneakily hit other peoples' balls (i.e. CHEATING). We only heard about the one time he admitted getting caught. He hasn't told a single story about handing out a golf ball, even to an entitled Constitution reading hump, which might in the proper weather have made for good radio, and he doesn't even know what golfballs he has, so it's clear he stole money from his colleagues to pay for one of his many habits, losing golfballs.
His colleagues probably also paid for the Marlboro Lights.
And a set of wedges as a present to someone who doesn't play golf? It's like giving the handle from a sausage-maker to a vegan, not useful at the best and actually completely useless. Just get a forehead tattoo that says "You're with Stupid."
And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because I will be having sleep sex incest relations in my sleep with my sister.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Foruming forumer
()
Date: February 20, 2016 02:35AM
peekza Wrote:
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> I will sleep easier knowing
I wasnt talking to you.
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> I will sleep easier knowing
I wasnt talking to you.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob
()
Date: February 20, 2016 08:24AM
Love the way Mike complains about Oscar missing a show. What a dick.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 20, 2016 08:55AM
Oh! That's what I want to hear!
Timestamp please!
That's MUST LISTEN TMOS!
Timestamp please!
That's MUST LISTEN TMOS!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: February 20, 2016 09:22AM
BillyBob Wrote:
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> Love the way Mike complains about Oscar missing a
> show. What a dick.
I liked the last time he mentioned it when Oscar was actually there, Oscar came back with LFF's "extended medical absences". LFF's unnecessary travel days are fairly regular as well. Fatt Rob just doesn't have anything better to do, so he's always there.
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> Love the way Mike complains about Oscar missing a
> show. What a dick.
I liked the last time he mentioned it when Oscar was actually there, Oscar came back with LFF's "extended medical absences". LFF's unnecessary travel days are fairly regular as well. Fatt Rob just doesn't have anything better to do, so he's always there.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 20, 2016 09:51AM
Hey! Robb runs one of the best boards in the bizz!
That business would be a bar band board for a make believe fantasy radio show that's subsidized by a lonely heiress. ...BUT STILL!
That business would be a bar band board for a make believe fantasy radio show that's subsidized by a lonely heiress. ...BUT STILL!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: February 20, 2016 10:09AM
Oscar just admitted the downloads number was BS.
Oscar Santana Hi M Stone. The metric was written into the show open. Today we just like to act like we have been there. Ill mention the number next week wink emoticon.
Oscar Santana Hi M Stone. The metric was written into the show open. Today we just like to act like we have been there. Ill mention the number next week wink emoticon.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Emerson
()
Date: February 20, 2016 10:42AM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara wrote:
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> Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember stuff
> from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation
> where he is theoretically supposed to be in
> charge, and therefore paying attention. To a
> medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's
> Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term
> alcoholism.
Someone's been reading books! Or are you suggesting that you're a "medical professional"? I'm very impressed!
> And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because I
> will be having sleep sex incest relations in my
> sleep with my sister.
I love the little confessions you slip in from time to time. Please tell us more about you. That's why we're here. And don't let anyone tell you you're not a wordsmith!
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> Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember stuff
> from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation
> where he is theoretically supposed to be in
> charge, and therefore paying attention. To a
> medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's
> Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term
> alcoholism.
Someone's been reading books! Or are you suggesting that you're a "medical professional"? I'm very impressed!
> And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because I
> will be having sleep sex incest relations in my
> sleep with my sister.
I love the little confessions you slip in from time to time. Please tell us more about you. That's why we're here. And don't let anyone tell you you're not a wordsmith!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: February 20, 2016 10:59AM
Aloha My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives! !!!!!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Downloaded
()
Date: February 20, 2016 11:19AM
Interesting that the Tech 411 guy just learned how to read analytics after 6+ years. I always thought the "download" numbers were probably actually hits to the website, with 90 percent of those being robots and spiders from search engines and aggregators.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 20, 2016 12:05PM
Foruming forumer Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will sleep easier knowing
>
>
> I wasnt talking to you.
try using the quote function if you're not replying to the poster directly above you then, because you were referring to me
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I will sleep easier knowing
>
>
> I wasnt talking to you.
try using the quote function if you're not replying to the poster directly above you then, because you were referring to me
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Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: February 20, 2016 12:32PM
Has it been a year already? Wow, time really does fly by. Apparently Mr. Thickness and 5000 Penises both missed the day in school when they should have learned about time.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 20, 2016 04:03PM
BillyBob Wrote:
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> Love the way Mike complains about Oscar missing a
> show. What a dick.
This miiiiiight have been the first full week of shows Mike has done this year....and he tries to take a Victory Lap on the Golden Goose? Classic O'Meara
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> Love the way Mike complains about Oscar missing a
> show. What a dick.
This miiiiiight have been the first full week of shows Mike has done this year....and he tries to take a Victory Lap on the Golden Goose? Classic O'Meara
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 20, 2016 04:20PM
Emerson Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara wrote:
> -------------------------------------
>
> > Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember
> stuff
> > from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation
> > where he is theoretically supposed to be in
> > charge, and therefore paying attention. To a
> > medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's
> > Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term
> > alcoholism.
>
> Someone's been reading books! Or are you
> suggesting that you're a "medical professional"?
> I'm very impressed!
Nope, simply suggesting that I occasionally read a book.
>
> > And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because
> I
> > will be having sleep sex incest relations in my
> > sleep with my sister.
>
> I love the little confessions you slip in from
> time to time. Please tell us more about you.
> That's why we're here. And don't let anyone tell
> you you're not a wordsmith!
Yeah, because I constantly post what I really think here. If you want to know all about me, because of certain favors I did for the governor of an unnamed state, I got a special deal and my driver's license number is 123456789 to the 25th power. So you can look me up if you know how to use the UNIX bc arbitrary precision utility from the terminal, faggot.
It's more money than I would want to spend, but someone should send Fuckwaddle a sleeve of "Yaz is a fag" or "The gardener is fucking my wife" golfballs.
Comedy pyramid, who's with me?
Listening to Friday's show, "Don't get happy" is actually kind of funny, but would be funnier if Fuckwaddle would hit it a little less hard. But then you're trying to tweak the performance of a chronic alcoholic brain-damaged coddled toddler and then you're knee-deep in some serious Sisyphus shit. Carvel Ice Cream only had Cookie Puss because some dummy couldn't pronounce Sisyphus.
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara wrote:
> -------------------------------------
>
> > Just to clarify, Fuckwaddle doesn't remember
> stuff
> > from 3 to 5 seconds in the past in a situation
> > where he is theoretically supposed to be in
> > charge, and therefore paying attention. To a
> > medical professional, that screams Korsakoff's
> > Syndrome as a result of chronic long-term
> > alcoholism.
>
> Someone's been reading books! Or are you
> suggesting that you're a "medical professional"?
> I'm very impressed!
Nope, simply suggesting that I occasionally read a book.
>
> > And I will sleep sisterier knowing this because
> I
> > will be having sleep sex incest relations in my
> > sleep with my sister.
>
> I love the little confessions you slip in from
> time to time. Please tell us more about you.
> That's why we're here. And don't let anyone tell
> you you're not a wordsmith!
Yeah, because I constantly post what I really think here. If you want to know all about me, because of certain favors I did for the governor of an unnamed state, I got a special deal and my driver's license number is 123456789 to the 25th power. So you can look me up if you know how to use the UNIX bc arbitrary precision utility from the terminal, faggot.
It's more money than I would want to spend, but someone should send Fuckwaddle a sleeve of "Yaz is a fag" or "The gardener is fucking my wife" golfballs.
Comedy pyramid, who's with me?
Listening to Friday's show, "Don't get happy" is actually kind of funny, but would be funnier if Fuckwaddle would hit it a little less hard. But then you're trying to tweak the performance of a chronic alcoholic brain-damaged coddled toddler and then you're knee-deep in some serious Sisyphus shit. Carvel Ice Cream only had Cookie Puss because some dummy couldn't pronounce Sisyphus.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
don't?
()
Date: February 20, 2016 04:23PM
Don't they get real numbers from iTunes?
Downloaded Wrote:
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> Interesting that the Tech 411 guy just learned how
> to read analytics after 6+ years. I always thought
> the "download" numbers were probably actually hits
> to the website, with 90 percent of those being
> robots and spiders from search engines and
> aggregators.
Downloaded Wrote:
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> Interesting that the Tech 411 guy just learned how
> to read analytics after 6+ years. I always thought
> the "download" numbers were probably actually hits
> to the website, with 90 percent of those being
> robots and spiders from search engines and
> aggregators.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ITuno
()
Date: February 20, 2016 05:06PM
iTunes gives you all kinds of info. Sessions. Page views. All kinds of info that isn't actually downloads. Who knows what the fuck they are reporting as "downloads."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 20, 2016 06:02PM
Guys, since the CIA is recruiting transgender people, and I'm a shemale and also a medical professional, I'm a shoo-in.
Does the CIA require a full scope poly? And will they ask me about how much I jerk off to TMOS?
Does the CIA require a full scope poly? And will they ask me about how much I jerk off to TMOS?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 20, 2016 06:04PM
31 minutes in, Fuckwaddle talked about his and his DaughterWife's mutual sexual dissatisfaction. Strangely enough never mentioned Julio. Because who isn't turned on by an old, unfit man waking up with sleep breath and demanding sex? The same old, unfit man who shits on the living room carpet?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 20, 2016 06:16PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Guys, since the CIA is recruiting transgender
> people, and I'm a shemale and also a medical
> professional, I'm a shoo-in.
>
> Does the CIA require a full scope poly? And will
> they ask me about how much I jerk off to TMOS?
It's workin' great, Beave. What's it like to be "the person who impersonates The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara"? Not a lot of market for that, I would think.
And by the way something, the CIA has a long standing policy of hiring people with bizarre and unsavory sexual situations, as long as you're not in the closet. And if you develop alcoholism they will keep you on in a do-nothing job.
Like Mike O'Meara.
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> Guys, since the CIA is recruiting transgender
> people, and I'm a shemale and also a medical
> professional, I'm a shoo-in.
>
> Does the CIA require a full scope poly? And will
> they ask me about how much I jerk off to TMOS?
It's workin' great, Beave. What's it like to be "the person who impersonates The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara"? Not a lot of market for that, I would think.
And by the way something, the CIA has a long standing policy of hiring people with bizarre and unsavory sexual situations, as long as you're not in the closet. And if you develop alcoholism they will keep you on in a do-nothing job.
Like Mike O'Meara.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 21, 2016 12:05AM
That sex story mike told was disturbing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cofield
()
Date: February 21, 2016 03:42AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> That sex story mike told was disturbing.
Nobody cares. Find another forum.
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> That sex story mike told was disturbing.
Nobody cares. Find another forum.