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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: December 18, 2015 11:16PM
Yep Sure the best Wrote:
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> Oh My Frikkin' GOD - Kevin McCarthy (BDK from the
> Junkies) has his own TV show with two hotties as
> co-stars. How much is this KILLING Mike O'Meara
> and Eightt?
Just so we're all up to speed on Mr. McCarthy, "BDK" is an acronym for "Big Dick Kevin" because he apparently has a Don Johnson style Coke can down there. Add that to the fact that he's kept it tight and it's a wonder that the two fatt men haven't died of jealousy and bitterness.
Also, it appears that the guy who corrects Mr. Thickness on "Weekend's here" is indeed correct. It's not splitting the atom, multiple people probably invented it at multiple times, but Greaseman was using it pre-DC101 in Florida well before Slow Joe, but it's entirely possible that Joe was one of many who invented it on their own.
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> Oh My Frikkin' GOD - Kevin McCarthy (BDK from the
> Junkies) has his own TV show with two hotties as
> co-stars. How much is this KILLING Mike O'Meara
> and Eightt?
Just so we're all up to speed on Mr. McCarthy, "BDK" is an acronym for "Big Dick Kevin" because he apparently has a Don Johnson style Coke can down there. Add that to the fact that he's kept it tight and it's a wonder that the two fatt men haven't died of jealousy and bitterness.
Also, it appears that the guy who corrects Mr. Thickness on "Weekend's here" is indeed correct. It's not splitting the atom, multiple people probably invented it at multiple times, but Greaseman was using it pre-DC101 in Florida well before Slow Joe, but it's entirely possible that Joe was one of many who invented it on their own.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: December 19, 2015 03:33AM
692...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: December 19, 2015 03:45AM
We're coming for you, motherfucker.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
O'Meara Stroke Thoughts
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Date: December 19, 2015 04:01AM
I will develop into a full time job search and rescue the last few years. You'll find zero in my opinion, let me know if you are looking for a few months. The first weekend of July and August to be able to bring the car.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Excrement
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Date: December 19, 2015 06:20AM
This thread delivers....
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: December 19, 2015 07:42AM
As far as I can tell, the show is so boring even the listeners are coming here to fuck off.
we welcome you!
we welcome you!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 19, 2015 07:53AM
O'Meara Stroke Thoughts Wrote:
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> I will develop into a full time job search and
> rescue the last few years. You'll find zero in my
> opinion, let me know if you are looking for a few
> months. The first weekend of July and August to be
> able to bring the car.
I laughed the heck out loud. Wish I could find a podcast that had that effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RjWJLzexw
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> I will develop into a full time job search and
> rescue the last few years. You'll find zero in my
> opinion, let me know if you are looking for a few
> months. The first weekend of July and August to be
> able to bring the car.
I laughed the heck out loud. Wish I could find a podcast that had that effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RjWJLzexw
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
NoShit Sherlock
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Date: December 19, 2015 08:10AM
It's either drunk Mike or sober Todd posting all the feces-related messages. We all know Mike was never potty trained, which explains his lifelong obsession with excrement. He's finally figured out a way to use shit to express himself here. With this tactic, he doesn't have to be clever; he can stick to a simple shit theme and choose from his library of photos and videos.
OTOH, this started at about the same time that Todd entered the fray. Coincidence? Remember, Todd earlier talked about comparing the length of his stool to his erections, so we can't really rule him out.
Either way, we seem to be flying through the pages these days. 700 is right around the corner.
Not bad for a bunch of losers in Mom's basement. We are becoming the stuff of legends.
OTOH, this started at about the same time that Todd entered the fray. Coincidence? Remember, Todd earlier talked about comparing the length of his stool to his erections, so we can't really rule him out.
Either way, we seem to be flying through the pages these days. 700 is right around the corner.
Not bad for a bunch of losers in Mom's basement. We are becoming the stuff of legends.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: December 19, 2015 09:15AM
I only hope no one sends the O'Meara daughters Dixon Cider T-shirts at the Florida address. That would be unseemly.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: December 19, 2015 10:15AM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I only hope no one sends the O'Meara daughters
> Dixon Cider T-shirts at the Florida address. That
> would be unseemly.
Or "Dixon Hard Cider" as LFF put it, completely missing the point.
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> I only hope no one sends the O'Meara daughters
> Dixon Cider T-shirts at the Florida address. That
> would be unseemly.
Or "Dixon Hard Cider" as LFF put it, completely missing the point.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dicks Inside Her
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Date: December 19, 2015 11:25AM
Mike struggles with humor that isn't so blatant that it's no longer funny.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep yep sure
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Date: December 19, 2015 01:15PM
They did this bit like 15 years ago on D&M, only it was Dickens Cider. I remember Don saying stuff like, "Even the preacher's wife occasionally likes a nice Dickens Cider."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Yellow Clown Didnt Show Up
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Date: December 19, 2015 02:03PM
The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
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> The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Todd Hess Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Day and time?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 12/18/15 @ 5pm
> > > > >
> > > > > 2952 Chain Bridge Rd, Oakton, VA 22124
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Let's ROCK...
> > > > >
> > > > > #TOOL
> > > > >
> > > > > #KEYBOARDWARRIOR
> > > > >
> > > > > -Todd
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, you said you could meet anywhere,
> and
> > I
> > > > named the place while graciously allowing
> you
> > > to
> > > > name date and time. The place is the
> > > triangular
> > > > park at 18th and H NW in DC. Your day and
> > time
> > > > works for me, does it work for you?
> > > >
> > > > #sayingkeyboardwarriorisbeyondgay
> > >
> > > I will be there tomorrow @ 5pm. MANO Y MANO
> > >
> > > #TMOSARMY
> > >
> > > #KEYBOARDWARRIOR
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> > Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it.
> > Consider yourself VERY lucky due to that.
>
> Not posted by me, but well-played, Todd. I still
> expect to see you.
I went there to watch the fight. Todd was there, but you never showed up. Looks like you are the one who is all talk.
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> The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Todd Hess Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Day and time?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 12/18/15 @ 5pm
> > > > >
> > > > > 2952 Chain Bridge Rd, Oakton, VA 22124
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Let's ROCK...
> > > > >
> > > > > #TOOL
> > > > >
> > > > > #KEYBOARDWARRIOR
> > > > >
> > > > > -Todd
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, you said you could meet anywhere,
> and
> > I
> > > > named the place while graciously allowing
> you
> > > to
> > > > name date and time. The place is the
> > > triangular
> > > > park at 18th and H NW in DC. Your day and
> > time
> > > > works for me, does it work for you?
> > > >
> > > > #sayingkeyboardwarriorisbeyondgay
> > >
> > > I will be there tomorrow @ 5pm. MANO Y MANO
> > >
> > > #TMOSARMY
> > >
> > > #KEYBOARDWARRIOR
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> > Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it.
> > Consider yourself VERY lucky due to that.
>
> Not posted by me, but well-played, Todd. I still
> expect to see you.
I went there to watch the fight. Todd was there, but you never showed up. Looks like you are the one who is all talk.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 19, 2015 02:06PM
It's not mike.
Mike is not able to understand attachments. Too technical.
Mike is not able to understand attachments. Too technical.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Vince McMahon III
()
Date: December 19, 2015 02:21PM
The Yellow Clown Didnt Show Up Wrote:
>
> I went there to watch the fight. Todd was there,
> but you never showed up. Looks like you are the
> one who is all talk.
That's interesting. I was running my podcast software on my Mac on the traffic cam for an hour, so I have a recording of it, so why don't you tell us what you were wearing so I can find you in the shot? Because if you were actually there, that would be important.
>
> I went there to watch the fight. Todd was there,
> but you never showed up. Looks like you are the
> one who is all talk.
That's interesting. I was running my podcast software on my Mac on the traffic cam for an hour, so I have a recording of it, so why don't you tell us what you were wearing so I can find you in the shot? Because if you were actually there, that would be important.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: December 19, 2015 02:37PM
Dixon hard cider. ...what a dope
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: December 19, 2015 02:43PM
Much like the alcoholic that sometimes falls off the wagon, I've reached that point where I realize I haven't had the desire to listen for about 90 days. I don't even get the urge based on the descriptions here.
Mike, Robb, and Oscar are so stupid I can't even drink it for fear of losing another piece of my brain.
I'm actually afraid to listen.
Mike, Robb, and Oscar are so stupid I can't even drink it for fear of losing another piece of my brain.
I'm actually afraid to listen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Homo Simpson
()
Date: December 19, 2015 02:58PM
"Dixon Hard Cider" = "The All Ighty Ollar! Oh, I get it!"
When it comes to "getting it," Mike has a lot in common with Homer Simpson. Maybe too much.
When it comes to "getting it," Mike has a lot in common with Homer Simpson. Maybe too much.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cousin Spewak
()
Date: December 19, 2015 03:20PM
I was going through some family video footage and found some of young Robbie filling his draws with cake and cookies. Thought I'd share it with all.
Ah, good times.
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Ah, good times.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: December 19, 2015 03:33PM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> > I only hope no one sends the O'Meara daughters
> > Dixon Cider T-shirts at the Florida address.
> That
> > would be unseemly.
>
>
> Or "Dixon Hard Cider" as LFF put it, completely
> missing the point.
Not sure which was worse, the fact that Mike clearly missed the point of the joke, or that Robbb kept saying it over and over and over, hoping to finally get a laugh out of it.
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I only hope no one sends the O'Meara daughters
> > Dixon Cider T-shirts at the Florida address.
> That
> > would be unseemly.
>
>
> Or "Dixon Hard Cider" as LFF put it, completely
> missing the point.
Not sure which was worse, the fact that Mike clearly missed the point of the joke, or that Robbb kept saying it over and over and over, hoping to finally get a laugh out of it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Troof
()
Date: December 19, 2015 04:34PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Much like the alcoholic that sometimes falls off
> the wagon, I've reached that point where I
> realize I haven't had the desire to listen for
> about 90 days. I don't even get the urge based on
> the descriptions here.
> Mike, Robb, and Oscar are so stupid I can't even
> drink it for fear of losing another piece of my
> brain.
>
> I'm actually afraid to listen.
I quit listening/watching 2 1/2 years ago; once a while back I looked at youtube TMOS again and immediately shut it down, couldn't take the EXACT SAME crap again. I'm cured; respect to those who fall on the sword and keep us up to date.
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> Much like the alcoholic that sometimes falls off
> the wagon, I've reached that point where I
> realize I haven't had the desire to listen for
> about 90 days. I don't even get the urge based on
> the descriptions here.
> Mike, Robb, and Oscar are so stupid I can't even
> drink it for fear of losing another piece of my
> brain.
>
> I'm actually afraid to listen.
I quit listening/watching 2 1/2 years ago; once a while back I looked at youtube TMOS again and immediately shut it down, couldn't take the EXACT SAME crap again. I'm cured; respect to those who fall on the sword and keep us up to date.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob
()
Date: December 19, 2015 05:39PM
I used to be a P1 of the Junks, BOAD, and TMOS/D&M. I went to most events and bought swag. I am only a P1 of BOAD now….. The Junks this week W/O Cakes and EB was Terrible. And, now that they can’t do whore or borer, they should not be allowed to do talk sports because they don’t know sports. They miss key weekly things everyone else in the business knows. TMOS is so bad now. Thursday’s opening of the Hollywood guy was terrible. It was sooooooo bad. That Rob laughed so much at the lines that HE wrote was classless. I speed dialed past it. That was the worst radio/podcast bit I ever heard. Then Mike talked about getting a BLOW JOB from his wife???? Classless again. She must mean as much to him as his girls from marriage #2 or wife # 1 or #2. The Clunker in the Bunker was ageless at BOAD last week. I save them for when I can be alone from friends and family to REALLY listen. The Junks and TMOS are things for work, yardwork, driving, or cooking. Amusing but OK. BOAD gives. Junks and TMOS are really just lazy lately. Especially Fat Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Underboob Smegma
()
Date: December 19, 2015 06:27PM
Tried to read your post but it was really difficult.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: December 19, 2015 06:35PM
peek, unless you come up with something damn good to do here over the next 2 weeks, see you then -- no pressure.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: December 19, 2015 07:00PM
The Junks have never been a sports show, I listen to them and i notice the stuff they miss about sports. I listen for the jonin'. Anytime they're off sports I'm in...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Watching This Thread is Like....
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Date: December 19, 2015 07:35PM
...watching this gif - over and over and over - day in and day out.
Very enlightening shit going on here. A little repetitive and nauseating don't ya think?
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Very enlightening shit going on here. A little repetitive and nauseating don't ya think?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: December 19, 2015 08:09PM
You Know Why Kappy, Carla And Lady Baltimore Want Mr Thickness In Their Lives ? It's My Fat Spongy Black Like Cock. It's That Simple Babies. Last Time I Entered Carla She Yells Out "MR THICKNESS YOU FILL ME SO NICELY" No Lie Babies
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
~$SLV$~
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
~$SLV$~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: December 19, 2015 08:15PM
If You Have Any Questions Or Require Any Additional Information Please Advise.
Not Sure If I Want McDonalds Or Jack In The Box For Dinner, Will Advise.
ThursdayNight Football, Go Jets! !!
~SLV~
Not Sure If I Want McDonalds Or Jack In The Box For Dinner, Will Advise.
ThursdayNight Football, Go Jets! !!
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 19, 2015 08:39PM
BillyBob Wrote:
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> I used to be a P1 of the Junks, BOAD, and
> TMOS/D&M. I went to most events and bought swag.
> I am only a P1 of BOAD now….. The Junks this
> week W/O Cakes and EB was Terrible. And, now that
> they can’t do whore or borer, they should not be
> allowed to do talk sports because they don’t
> know sports. They miss key weekly things everyone
> else in the business knows. TMOS is so bad now.
> Thursday’s opening of the Hollywood guy was
> terrible. It was sooooooo bad. That Rob laughed
> so much at the lines that HE wrote was classless.
> I speed dialed past it. That was the worst
> radio/podcast bit I ever heard. Then Mike talked
> about getting a BLOW JOB from his wife????
> Classless again. She must mean as much to him as
> his girls from marriage #2 or wife # 1 or #2. The
> Clunker in the Bunker was ageless at BOAD last
> week. I save them for when I can be alone from
> friends and family to REALLY listen. The Junks
> and TMOS are things for work, yardwork, driving,
> or cooking. Amusing but OK. BOAD gives. Junks
> and TMOS are really just lazy lately. Especially
> Fat Mike.
It's nice that you are trying to shill for B0ad, but no adult with appropriate genitals would call themselves "a P1". So you are another homo faggot pedophile who thinks that if he plays the role will get a Fukerton. Get ready to meet the random street Negro that Chad brings in to lick your asshole.
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> I used to be a P1 of the Junks, BOAD, and
> TMOS/D&M. I went to most events and bought swag.
> I am only a P1 of BOAD now….. The Junks this
> week W/O Cakes and EB was Terrible. And, now that
> they can’t do whore or borer, they should not be
> allowed to do talk sports because they don’t
> know sports. They miss key weekly things everyone
> else in the business knows. TMOS is so bad now.
> Thursday’s opening of the Hollywood guy was
> terrible. It was sooooooo bad. That Rob laughed
> so much at the lines that HE wrote was classless.
> I speed dialed past it. That was the worst
> radio/podcast bit I ever heard. Then Mike talked
> about getting a BLOW JOB from his wife????
> Classless again. She must mean as much to him as
> his girls from marriage #2 or wife # 1 or #2. The
> Clunker in the Bunker was ageless at BOAD last
> week. I save them for when I can be alone from
> friends and family to REALLY listen. The Junks
> and TMOS are things for work, yardwork, driving,
> or cooking. Amusing but OK. BOAD gives. Junks
> and TMOS are really just lazy lately. Especially
> Fat Mike.
It's nice that you are trying to shill for B0ad, but no adult with appropriate genitals would call themselves "a P1". So you are another homo faggot pedophile who thinks that if he plays the role will get a Fukerton. Get ready to meet the random street Negro that Chad brings in to lick your asshole.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: December 19, 2015 09:24PM
Here We Go Babies, Dinner Bell Rings:
(1) Big Mac Extra Secret Sauce
(1) Filet O Fish Triple Sauce
(1) Large Fries
(2) Hot Apple Pies
(1) Chocolate Shake
(4) Monster Tacos No Lettuce
(2) Sour Dough Jack
(1) Cheddar Onion Buttery Jack No Lettuce
(1) Jalapenos Bacon Breakfast Burrito
(1) Large Pepsi
Most Likely Save A Couple Items For Tomorrow
Night My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
~SLV~
(1) Big Mac Extra Secret Sauce
(1) Filet O Fish Triple Sauce
(1) Large Fries
(2) Hot Apple Pies
(1) Chocolate Shake
(4) Monster Tacos No Lettuce
(2) Sour Dough Jack
(1) Cheddar Onion Buttery Jack No Lettuce
(1) Jalapenos Bacon Breakfast Burrito
(1) Large Pepsi
Most Likely Save A Couple Items For Tomorrow
Night My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 19, 2015 09:55PM
The capitals for every word made me laugh for some reason, thickness.
So much effort.
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So much effort.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/19/2015 10:01PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 19, 2015 10:08PM
I feeL thE sameE waY. Mr. ThicknesS anD a cocK arE likE a hoT doG anD a buN.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
steve_johnson
()
Date: December 20, 2015 03:19AM
Have a love & hate for The TMOS show - listened to every show & probably will continue to do so, but...
its getting painful to experience the laziness behind mikes' laziness. he just doesnt give a shit. we are just in his bored egotistical therapy session...
but hes funny so, we continue on...
robb is freaking funny & arguably the biggest reason the show has lasted this long. fucking guy can squeeze in a dozen jokes in every sentence...but,
i want to stab him in his smiling face when he recalls old shit pieces of music and film. his shiny gay posts on fb make me angry & want to be a bad person.
if i wasnt so scared of being unfriended and blocked by him, id comment how much of a fucking loser queen he is..
osc is ok...
love this thread cuz you haters speak on the show balances out my sad joyful addiction ihave listening every day...
& the fucks who keep putting pics of mikes daughters up...go die..!
seriously... wtf...!!!
leave them out of it you creepy fucks
its getting painful to experience the laziness behind mikes' laziness. he just doesnt give a shit. we are just in his bored egotistical therapy session...
but hes funny so, we continue on...
robb is freaking funny & arguably the biggest reason the show has lasted this long. fucking guy can squeeze in a dozen jokes in every sentence...but,
i want to stab him in his smiling face when he recalls old shit pieces of music and film. his shiny gay posts on fb make me angry & want to be a bad person.
if i wasnt so scared of being unfriended and blocked by him, id comment how much of a fucking loser queen he is..
osc is ok...
love this thread cuz you haters speak on the show balances out my sad joyful addiction ihave listening every day...
& the fucks who keep putting pics of mikes daughters up...go die..!
seriously... wtf...!!!
leave them out of it you creepy fucks
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
()
Date: December 20, 2015 04:55AM
we welcome opposing viewpoints, and I totally agree with you about leaving the kids alone.
but, OMG, you think Eightt is funny?
but, OMG, you think Eightt is funny?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Overt Operative
()
Date: December 20, 2015 05:39AM
Yes, Robb is a freak and the biggest ... by at least 100 pounds. But to say he's funny and the reason the show has limped along is as ludicrous as Doni seriously supporting Trump for president. It's an insult to O5car (who has hustled and is held back by the two lazy fatties) and Kappy's regular cash infusions.
Robb *used* to be funny in small doses—Doni realized this and knew when to put him in his place (fetching cartridges) by muting his mic. Even then Robb couldn't control himself (notice a pattern?) and would scribble on scraps of paper "jokes" and puns (the lowest form of humor) and pass them to Mike. Mike would crack up interrupting the show and derailing it. That's when Doni would have to right the ship again with a frustrated, "Robb, shut up."
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Robb *used* to be funny in small doses—Doni realized this and knew when to put him in his place (fetching cartridges) by muting his mic. Even then Robb couldn't control himself (notice a pattern?) and would scribble on scraps of paper "jokes" and puns (the lowest form of humor) and pass them to Mike. Mike would crack up interrupting the show and derailing it. That's when Doni would have to right the ship again with a frustrated, "Robb, shut up."
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ol' Cunt Ears
()
Date: December 20, 2015 06:52AM
I know that I'm behind, but I just got Amazon Prime, so I got Open Mike from the lending library, and I can see why it failed. This book is written like a textbook, and the transcripts of the show highlight just how bad TMOS is. No one should have ever paid for this garbage.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Show Biz
()
Date: December 20, 2015 08:28AM
The "show" continues because doing anything else would result in actual work for Mike and Robb. Both appear content to be bottom feeders earning a meager existence. I have no fucking idea what Oscar's problem is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Skidmark Jolly Roger
()
Date: December 20, 2015 08:42AM
Yep yep sure Wrote:
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> They did this bit like 15 years ago on D&M, only
> it was Dickens Cider. I remember Don saying stuff
> like, "Even the preacher's wife occasionally likes
> a nice Dickens Cider."
Mike wouldn't remember doing that bit since his booze soaked memory can't recall 15 days ago, and that time with Don was just a stint anyway.
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> They did this bit like 15 years ago on D&M, only
> it was Dickens Cider. I remember Don saying stuff
> like, "Even the preacher's wife occasionally likes
> a nice Dickens Cider."
Mike wouldn't remember doing that bit since his booze soaked memory can't recall 15 days ago, and that time with Don was just a stint anyway.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cider insider
()
Date: December 20, 2015 12:44PM
Carla enjoys Dickens Cider; she prefers the variety pack. The cider Mike brings is definitely not hard.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 20, 2015 01:43PM
steve_johnson Wrote:
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> Have a love & hate for The TMOS show - listened
> to every show & probably will continue to do so,
> but...
>
> its getting painful to experience the laziness
> behind mikes' laziness. he just doesnt give a
> shit. we are just in his bored egotistical therapy
> session...
> but hes funny so, we continue on...
>
> robb is freaking funny & arguably the biggest
> reason the show has lasted this long. fucking guy
> can squeeze in a dozen jokes in every
> sentence...but,
> i want to stab him in his smiling face when he
> recalls old shit pieces of music and film. his
> shiny gay posts on fb make me angry & want to be a
> bad person.
> if i wasnt so scared of being unfriended and
> blocked by him, id comment how much of a fucking
> loser queen he is..
> osc is ok...
>
>
> love this thread cuz you haters speak on the show
> balances out my sad joyful addiction ihave
> listening every day...
>
> & the fucks who keep putting pics of mikes
> daughters up...go die..!
> seriously... wtf...!!!
> leave them out of it you creepy fucks
Did someone say Beetlejuice? I found this in Langensheidt's Dictionary of Breeding Sows and Things That Sound Like Sneezes:
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> Have a love & hate for The TMOS show - listened
> to every show & probably will continue to do so,
> but...
>
> its getting painful to experience the laziness
> behind mikes' laziness. he just doesnt give a
> shit. we are just in his bored egotistical therapy
> session...
> but hes funny so, we continue on...
>
> robb is freaking funny & arguably the biggest
> reason the show has lasted this long. fucking guy
> can squeeze in a dozen jokes in every
> sentence...but,
> i want to stab him in his smiling face when he
> recalls old shit pieces of music and film. his
> shiny gay posts on fb make me angry & want to be a
> bad person.
> if i wasnt so scared of being unfriended and
> blocked by him, id comment how much of a fucking
> loser queen he is..
> osc is ok...
>
>
> love this thread cuz you haters speak on the show
> balances out my sad joyful addiction ihave
> listening every day...
>
> & the fucks who keep putting pics of mikes
> daughters up...go die..!
> seriously... wtf...!!!
> leave them out of it you creepy fucks
Did someone say Beetlejuice? I found this in Langensheidt's Dictionary of Breeding Sows and Things That Sound Like Sneezes:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 20, 2015 04:46PM
Now THAT's what I call Thickness. ^^^^^
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/20/2015 04:46PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike D1
()
Date: December 20, 2015 04:58PM
From Fat Rob's Facebook:
(it's a picture of a 45 record)
"I have mentioned before that of my 10,000+ records, this is my favorite. Pressed in 1963, it was pristine until last night when the sensational Darlene Love signed it for me. She smiled when she saw it... and I beamed when she handed it back.
So now, Philles 125 goes back in Darlene's namesake to rock on for many Christmasses to come... a tangible reminder of an unforgettable evening."
My God, what a queen. Yeah Fat Rob, I'm sure that you 2 shared a meaningful moment over a 45. You fucking dolt. And it's all because Fat Rob didn't get to see Darlene Love sing on Letterman AGAIN. If that fat piece of shit sees and likes something once, then he MUST have it repeated until the end of fucking time because things can't ever change. The stupid fucking days until Christmas countdown, him cackling at the same fucking one-liners for the last 15 years, every time Mike staarts the news he has to yell "NEWS". Just one big lazy fat OCD hack.
"The Best".
"Who are you?"
"WHEN?"
"Bolivian (fill in the blank)"
"You don't look flu-ish"
Why oh why won't you die you fat load of shit? You ruin everything your chubby gravy stained fingers touch.
(it's a picture of a 45 record)
"I have mentioned before that of my 10,000+ records, this is my favorite. Pressed in 1963, it was pristine until last night when the sensational Darlene Love signed it for me. She smiled when she saw it... and I beamed when she handed it back.
So now, Philles 125 goes back in Darlene's namesake to rock on for many Christmasses to come... a tangible reminder of an unforgettable evening."
My God, what a queen. Yeah Fat Rob, I'm sure that you 2 shared a meaningful moment over a 45. You fucking dolt. And it's all because Fat Rob didn't get to see Darlene Love sing on Letterman AGAIN. If that fat piece of shit sees and likes something once, then he MUST have it repeated until the end of fucking time because things can't ever change. The stupid fucking days until Christmas countdown, him cackling at the same fucking one-liners for the last 15 years, every time Mike staarts the news he has to yell "NEWS". Just one big lazy fat OCD hack.
"The Best".
"Who are you?"
"WHEN?"
"Bolivian (fill in the blank)"
"You don't look flu-ish"
Why oh why won't you die you fat load of shit? You ruin everything your chubby gravy stained fingers touch.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: December 20, 2015 05:50PM
One Time...... Even Mike seems to be tiring of that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 20, 2015 07:23PM
If you put records in the box a case of liquor comes in, 10,000 records is about 100 boxes. He's either lying or mentally ill.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
National Security Buff
()
Date: December 20, 2015 07:39PM
The TMOS thing was clarified to our tribe.
And then I got altruism, like the kind that makes you give free shit to people.
That was glorifying, and I saw the light.
A hebrew and a muslim came down from the mountain and they made love to a goat. One at a time. Not at the same time.
I felt the TMOS as the innocent goat absorbed the true meaning of this thread.
The goat joined ISIS and the rest is goat cheese.
And then I got altruism, like the kind that makes you give free shit to people.
That was glorifying, and I saw the light.
A hebrew and a muslim came down from the mountain and they made love to a goat. One at a time. Not at the same time.
I felt the TMOS as the innocent goat absorbed the true meaning of this thread.
The goat joined ISIS and the rest is goat cheese.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
National Security Buff
()
Date: December 20, 2015 07:45PM
It was the breakfast goat cheese they eat in Norway. The sweet brown stuff.
I was not that white salty crumbly kind everyone puts on their lunch salad with the pecans and cranberries.
Do not say anything to Mike or Fat Robb or Karla - or Gd forbid the daughters who make this goat cheese.
I was not that white salty crumbly kind everyone puts on their lunch salad with the pecans and cranberries.
Do not say anything to Mike or Fat Robb or Karla - or Gd forbid the daughters who make this goat cheese.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
SkyFail
()
Date: December 20, 2015 07:52PM
Does Mike lick his daughters down there or just bang it like the rest of us?
It always smells like Mike at low tide after a red tide - but we know that's just how his family rolls.
It always smells like Mike at low tide after a red tide - but we know that's just how his family rolls.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 20, 2015 07:59PM
I will have a goatcheesetini, with a twist.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Baby Jesus
()
Date: December 20, 2015 08:34PM
Does Todd Hess's breeding sow of a wife do anal? Asking for a friend.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: December 20, 2015 09:03PM
they figured out that if they did shitty enough shows, this thread would just die off...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hi Waddams
()
Date: December 20, 2015 09:16PM
Spewak spends hours daily trolling here under a few fake names. The Mr Thickness is so him. I asked someone who used to know Rob and sure enough they said yep that's him. Hi Rob!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
18006361067
()
Date: December 20, 2015 10:43PM
They missed the obvious Netflix and Chill joke by a country mile.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 21, 2015 12:29AM
18006361067 Wrote:
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> They missed the obvious Netflix and Chill joke by
> a country mile.
damn genetics
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> They missed the obvious Netflix and Chill joke by
> a country mile.
damn genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 21, 2015 12:38AM
The Baby Jesus Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does Todd Hess's breeding sow of a wife do anal?
> Asking for a friend.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does Todd Hess's breeding sow of a wife do anal?
> Asking for a friend.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 21, 2015 12:43AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> they figured out that if they did shitty enough
> shows, this thread would just die off...
lazy like a foxx
-------------------------------------------------------
> they figured out that if they did shitty enough
> shows, this thread would just die off...
lazy like a foxx
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hand Solo
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:40AM
This thread contributes to global warming and causes brith defects in squirrels and other insects.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Longtime Lurker
()
Date: December 21, 2015 07:33AM
Hand Solo = Todd Hess on his wedding night.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: December 21, 2015 08:00AM
Can't wait to see Tarantino's take on another scum of the earth: The Hateful Eightt.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dear Diary
()
Date: December 21, 2015 08:22AM
Look out, Eightt is channeling his inner pubescent girl again.
He beamed when she handed it back. Then he went home and had his first menses.
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He beamed when she handed it back. Then he went home and had his first menses.
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Q Tarantino
()
Date: December 21, 2015 09:11AM
The Hateful Eightt? With 10,000+ mostly worthless records, Robb is more like "The Wasteful Eightt."
I've scrimped and saved for years to pay for my kids' college. I can't fathom being a responsible adult and wasting family resources on something like Darlene Love 45s.
I've scrimped and saved for years to pay for my kids' college. I can't fathom being a responsible adult and wasting family resources on something like Darlene Love 45s.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 10:08AM
The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Predictably "Todd" didn't show. It would be
> beyond supergay to call him a "keyboard warrior"
> but I will say this:
>
> #STOPPEDOPHILEFAGGOTS
>
> #STOPTAKINGYOURDOGSTEMPERATUREWITHYOURFINGER
>
> Too bad. I was looking forward to testing my
> Drunken Style Invisible Shadowless Hand against a
> super-size opponent. There are problems with
> fighting an obese: you might be injured or even
> crushed when they fall down, there's always a
> chance of fist or foot getting stuck in a fold of
> fat, and of course, the smell. You never forget
> the smell.
Dude, you are such a LIAR. I was there and you were no where to be found.
Just like I said YOU are a KEYBOARD WARRIOR.
And I have no desire to tweet to any of you losers.
My Twitter is PRIVATE BITCHES..
-Todd
P.S. I am still UNDEFEATED...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Predictably "Todd" didn't show. It would be
> beyond supergay to call him a "keyboard warrior"
> but I will say this:
>
> #STOPPEDOPHILEFAGGOTS
>
> #STOPTAKINGYOURDOGSTEMPERATUREWITHYOURFINGER
>
> Too bad. I was looking forward to testing my
> Drunken Style Invisible Shadowless Hand against a
> super-size opponent. There are problems with
> fighting an obese: you might be injured or even
> crushed when they fall down, there's always a
> chance of fist or foot getting stuck in a fold of
> fat, and of course, the smell. You never forget
> the smell.
Dude, you are such a LIAR. I was there and you were no where to be found.
Just like I said YOU are a KEYBOARD WARRIOR.
And I have no desire to tweet to any of you losers.
My Twitter is PRIVATE BITCHES..
-Todd
P.S. I am still UNDEFEATED...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 10:11AM
Longtime Lurker Wrote:
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> Hand Solo = Todd Hess on his wedding night.
Actually it was the night before my wedding when I had YOUR MOTHER.
She has a glorious mouth, funny the same mouth she kisses you with.
#BITCH
#STILLUNDEFEATED
-Todd
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> Hand Solo = Todd Hess on his wedding night.
Actually it was the night before my wedding when I had YOUR MOTHER.
She has a glorious mouth, funny the same mouth she kisses you with.
#BITCH
#STILLUNDEFEATED
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 10:12AM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Baby Jesus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Todd Hess's breeding sow of a wife do anal?
>
> > Asking for a friend.
>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No, but your mother does....BITCH
Still UNDEFEATED....
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Baby Jesus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Todd Hess's breeding sow of a wife do anal?
>
> > Asking for a friend.
>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No, but your mother does....BITCH
Still UNDEFEATED....
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Day the Clown Cried
()
Date: December 21, 2015 10:17AM
Todd Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Predictably "Todd" didn't show. It would be
> > beyond supergay to call him a "keyboard
> warrior"
> > but I will say this:
> >
> > #STOPPEDOPHILEFAGGOTS
> >
> > #STOPTAKINGYOURDOGSTEMPERATUREWITHYOURFINGER
> >
> > Too bad. I was looking forward to testing my
> > Drunken Style Invisible Shadowless Hand against
> a
> > super-size opponent. There are problems with
> > fighting an obese: you might be injured or even
> > crushed when they fall down, there's always a
> > chance of fist or foot getting stuck in a fold
> of
> > fat, and of course, the smell. You never
> forget
> > the smell.
>
> Dude, you are such a LIAR. I was there and you
> were no where to be found.
>
> Just like I said YOU are a KEYBOARD WARRIOR.
>
> And I have no desire to tweet to any of you
> losers.
>
> My Twitter is PRIVATE BITCHES..
>
> -Todd
>
> P.S. I am still UNDEFEATED...
Bullshit, If I saw you I woulda kicked you right in the cunt.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Day the Clown Cried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Predictably "Todd" didn't show. It would be
> > beyond supergay to call him a "keyboard
> warrior"
> > but I will say this:
> >
> > #STOPPEDOPHILEFAGGOTS
> >
> > #STOPTAKINGYOURDOGSTEMPERATUREWITHYOURFINGER
> >
> > Too bad. I was looking forward to testing my
> > Drunken Style Invisible Shadowless Hand against
> a
> > super-size opponent. There are problems with
> > fighting an obese: you might be injured or even
> > crushed when they fall down, there's always a
> > chance of fist or foot getting stuck in a fold
> of
> > fat, and of course, the smell. You never
> forget
> > the smell.
>
> Dude, you are such a LIAR. I was there and you
> were no where to be found.
>
> Just like I said YOU are a KEYBOARD WARRIOR.
>
> And I have no desire to tweet to any of you
> losers.
>
> My Twitter is PRIVATE BITCHES..
>
> -Todd
>
> P.S. I am still UNDEFEATED...
Bullshit, If I saw you I woulda kicked you right in the cunt.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dear Diary
()
Date: December 21, 2015 10:20AM
Spewak: Hi Darlene, would you sign this 45 of your record for me? I've had it for years. See how pristine it is?
Darlene Love (smiling): Sure
Spewak: I named my jukebox after you, Darlene.
Darlene (looking around for security): Great, great.
Spewak: I have more than 10,000 records but my favorite is this one of yours.
Darlene (no longer smiling): Okay.
Spewak: I cried last year when you sang "Baby Please Come Home" on Letterman's last Christmas show.
Darlene: SECURITY!!!
Darlene Love (smiling): Sure
Spewak: I named my jukebox after you, Darlene.
Darlene (looking around for security): Great, great.
Spewak: I have more than 10,000 records but my favorite is this one of yours.
Darlene (no longer smiling): Okay.
Spewak: I cried last year when you sang "Baby Please Come Home" on Letterman's last Christmas show.
Darlene: SECURITY!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Loathsome Dove
()
Date: December 21, 2015 11:03AM
I wonder if Darlene Love hates her loathsome fans as much as Mike hates his?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 21, 2015 11:32AM
Dear Diary Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spewak: Hi Darlene, would you sign this 45 of your
> record for me? I've had it for years. See how
> pristine it is?
>
> Darlene Love (smiling): Sure
>
> Spewak: I named my jukebox after you, Darlene.
>
> Darlene (looking around for security): Great,
> great.
>
> Spewak: I have more than 10,000 records but my
> favorite is this one of yours.
>
> Darlene (no longer smiling): Okay.
>
> Spewak: I cried last year when you sang "Baby
> Please Come Home" on Letterman's last Christmas
> show.
>
> Darlene: SECURITY!!!
It's like we'e sitting in the room with them
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spewak: Hi Darlene, would you sign this 45 of your
> record for me? I've had it for years. See how
> pristine it is?
>
> Darlene Love (smiling): Sure
>
> Spewak: I named my jukebox after you, Darlene.
>
> Darlene (looking around for security): Great,
> great.
>
> Spewak: I have more than 10,000 records but my
> favorite is this one of yours.
>
> Darlene (no longer smiling): Okay.
>
> Spewak: I cried last year when you sang "Baby
> Please Come Home" on Letterman's last Christmas
> show.
>
> Darlene: SECURITY!!!
It's like we'e sitting in the room with them
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 21, 2015 11:32AM
Loathsome Dove Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder if Darlene Love hates her loathsome fans
> as much as Mike hates his?
simply not possible
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder if Darlene Love hates her loathsome fans
> as much as Mike hates his?
simply not possible
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Todd Todd
()
Date: December 21, 2015 12:07PM
Todd, does your lovely wife know that you practice sodomy with older women?
Does your dog know?
Which itches more, crabs or fleas?
I eagerly await your witty retort.
Does your dog know?
Which itches more, crabs or fleas?
I eagerly await your witty retort.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Vince McMahon III
()
Date: December 21, 2015 01:46PM
Sorry Todd, but an hour of recorded traffic cam footage says you were not there.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My Ears Are Crying
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:01PM
Christmas comes early for FFXU! Or late, depending on your perspective.
A double bonus flashback! A Colitis & Cooties episode from a year ago. Around the 6:55 mark they discuss those “nasty web sites” that talk shit about the both of them. (Is there more than one? Tell me!) LPS admits he comes here when he's been drinking. So that's every night, I guess. Merry Christmas, Rob!
But even better, at the 1:13:25 mark (after the fake ending), we get to hear their Christmas duet. Is there a more horribly produced and performed song in the universe? Nice job of overmodulating, fat ass.
Does LPS put this on his demo reel when he goes looking for radio production jobs? Oh that's right. Looking for work is a foreign concept to Headd. My bad.
http://mikeomearashow.com/2014/12/38-waves-upon-a-tropical-shore/
A double bonus flashback! A Colitis & Cooties episode from a year ago. Around the 6:55 mark they discuss those “nasty web sites” that talk shit about the both of them. (Is there more than one? Tell me!) LPS admits he comes here when he's been drinking. So that's every night, I guess. Merry Christmas, Rob!
But even better, at the 1:13:25 mark (after the fake ending), we get to hear their Christmas duet. Is there a more horribly produced and performed song in the universe? Nice job of overmodulating, fat ass.
Does LPS put this on his demo reel when he goes looking for radio production jobs? Oh that's right. Looking for work is a foreign concept to Headd. My bad.
http://mikeomearashow.com/2014/12/38-waves-upon-a-tropical-shore/
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:12PM
Loathsome Dove Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder if Darlene Love hates her loathsome fans
> as much as Mike hates his?
Does she sit there and stew, because Robb spent money on a family vacation instead of more records?
Does she silently curse that Fatty didn't buy a "Bonus" record? Or purchase a few for family members? Or hit her "donate" button?
Did she snap at some Ronnie Specter fans that they didn't "get it"? or should "try harder?"
And most important, has Mike ever smiled or beamed when he met a fan? Much less take the time to sign their merchandise? Last I knew Mike resented sitting at the same table as his fans at a bar that advertised a chance to watch a foot ball game with TMOS.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder if Darlene Love hates her loathsome fans
> as much as Mike hates his?
Does she sit there and stew, because Robb spent money on a family vacation instead of more records?
Does she silently curse that Fatty didn't buy a "Bonus" record? Or purchase a few for family members? Or hit her "donate" button?
Did she snap at some Ronnie Specter fans that they didn't "get it"? or should "try harder?"
And most important, has Mike ever smiled or beamed when he met a fan? Much less take the time to sign their merchandise? Last I knew Mike resented sitting at the same table as his fans at a bar that advertised a chance to watch a foot ball game with TMOS.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:30PM
Todd Hess, or the poster playing Todd Hess, sounds like he might be challenged.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:57PM
Todd Todd Todd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd, does your lovely wife know that you practice
> sodomy with older women?
>
> Does your dog know?
>
> Which itches more, crabs or fleas?
>
> I eagerly await your witty retort.
Neither, and your dad is Charlie Sheen...
Does AIDS run in your family?
-Todd
P.S. Still Undefeated....
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd, does your lovely wife know that you practice
> sodomy with older women?
>
> Does your dog know?
>
> Which itches more, crabs or fleas?
>
> I eagerly await your witty retort.
Neither, and your dad is Charlie Sheen...
Does AIDS run in your family?
-Todd
P.S. Still Undefeated....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:58PM
Vince McMahon III Wrote:
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> Sorry Todd, but an hour of recorded traffic cam
> footage says you were not there.
Video proof or it did not happen...
My GPS shows I was there...
BOOM....BAM....
#UNDEFEATED
-Todd
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> Sorry Todd, but an hour of recorded traffic cam
> footage says you were not there.
Video proof or it did not happen...
My GPS shows I was there...
BOOM....BAM....
#UNDEFEATED
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 02:59PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Todd Hess, or the poster playing Todd Hess, sounds
> like he might be challenged.
BYE FELICIA...
-Todd
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> Todd Hess, or the poster playing Todd Hess, sounds
> like he might be challenged.
BYE FELICIA...
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:13PM
Yeah the character Todd Hess is really turning into a mentally challenged Enzo who's also a mean drunk.
But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show up.
But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:38PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Yeah the character Todd Hess is really turning
> into a mentally challenged Enzo who's also a mean
> drunk.
>
> But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for
> him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show up.
Again, I showed up at the Park in DC. The loser millennial keyboard warrior was scared and never showed.
Afterwards, I went to Good Guys and was making it rain..homey..
Like I said, U..N..D..E..F..E..A..T..E..D..
Peace out....
-Todd
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> Yeah the character Todd Hess is really turning
> into a mentally challenged Enzo who's also a mean
> drunk.
>
> But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for
> him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show up.
Again, I showed up at the Park in DC. The loser millennial keyboard warrior was scared and never showed.
Afterwards, I went to Good Guys and was making it rain..homey..
Like I said, U..N..D..E..F..E..A..T..E..D..
Peace out....
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:47PM
"Have you seen my baseball?"
-Todd
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:48PM
Fat Bottom Girls - The Erotic Journey of Todd Hess
Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside Todd Hess
Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside Todd Hess
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Darlene I'm Yours
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:50PM
Darlene Love is in her mid-70s. She probably "smiled and beamed" at Robb because she's senile and thought he was the Big Bopper.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Vince McMahon III
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:52PM
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah the character Todd Hess is really turning
> > into a mentally challenged Enzo who's also a
> mean
> > drunk.
> >
> > But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for
> > him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show
> up.
>
>
> Again, I showed up at the Park in DC. The loser
> millennial keyboard warrior was scared and never
> showed.
>
> Afterwards, I went to Good Guys and was making it
> rain..homey..
>
> Like I said, U..N..D..E..F..E..A..T..E..D..
>
> Peace out....
>
> -Todd
Describe the entrance to Good Guys, the position of the doorman, and the location of the service bar for us. Because you sure didn't show up in an hour of traffic cam video.
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah the character Todd Hess is really turning
> > into a mentally challenged Enzo who's also a
> mean
> > drunk.
> >
> > But he's undefeated, so he's got that going for
> > him. Hard to be defeated when you don't show
> up.
>
>
> Again, I showed up at the Park in DC. The loser
> millennial keyboard warrior was scared and never
> showed.
>
> Afterwards, I went to Good Guys and was making it
> rain..homey..
>
> Like I said, U..N..D..E..F..E..A..T..E..D..
>
> Peace out....
>
> -Todd
Describe the entrance to Good Guys, the position of the doorman, and the location of the service bar for us. Because you sure didn't show up in an hour of traffic cam video.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dindu Nuffin
()
Date: December 21, 2015 03:53PM
Nigga be doublin' down on he story.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Saint O'Meara
()
Date: December 21, 2015 05:06PM
Dindu Nuffin Wrote:
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> Nigga be doublin' down on he story.
That kind of talk will get you kicked out of Mike's golf foursome, Mister Nuffin. You've been warned.
Don't make Mike throw a club at you!
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> Nigga be doublin' down on he story.
That kind of talk will get you kicked out of Mike's golf foursome, Mister Nuffin. You've been warned.
Don't make Mike throw a club at you!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mr deez'
()
Date: December 21, 2015 06:57PM
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> Vince McMahon III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry Todd, but an hour of recorded traffic cam
> > footage says you were not there.
>
>
> Video proof or it did not happen...
>
> My GPS shows I was there...
>
> BOOM....BAM....
>
> #UNDEFEATED
>
> -Todd
I'll believe it when you show it, which will probably be right after you develop those silly pics from Maui, champ.
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> Vince McMahon III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry Todd, but an hour of recorded traffic cam
> > footage says you were not there.
>
>
> Video proof or it did not happen...
>
> My GPS shows I was there...
>
> BOOM....BAM....
>
> #UNDEFEATED
>
> -Todd
I'll believe it when you show it, which will probably be right after you develop those silly pics from Maui, champ.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dr Gridlock
()
Date: December 21, 2015 07:45PM
Did you check the traffic cam footage for any short school buses?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Friday's show
()
Date: December 21, 2015 07:58PM
Mike announced that he has the solution to those pesky soft target shootings: metal detectors. Unless you happen to be one of the poor bastards in the lobby or ticket line.
The only things standing between you and a fusillade of bullets are the minimum wage ticket taker and the brain dead nose pickers behind the concession counter trying to upsell you on popcorn.
Can you imagine getting tickets for the first night Star Wars showing, and watching Robba the Hutt planting his fatt ass in the seat next to you.
The only things standing between you and a fusillade of bullets are the minimum wage ticket taker and the brain dead nose pickers behind the concession counter trying to upsell you on popcorn.
Can you imagine getting tickets for the first night Star Wars showing, and watching Robba the Hutt planting his fatt ass in the seat next to you.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: December 21, 2015 08:01PM
Just shoot the guy running the metal detector. Fuckwaddle gives AU diplomas a bad name.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Don't Be Jealous
()
Date: December 21, 2015 08:48PM
Ya gotta admit, this is a pretty cherry gig and he didn't even have to drive for an hour like the high school PA "job".
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: December 21, 2015 09:24PM
Friday's show Wrote:
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> Mike announced that he has the solution to those
> pesky soft target shootings: metal detectors.
> Unless you happen to be one of the poor bastards
> in the lobby or ticket line.
>
> The only things standing between you and a
> fusillade of bullets are the minimum wage ticket
> taker and the brain dead nose pickers behind the
> concession counter trying to upsell you on
> popcorn.
>
> Can you imagine getting tickets for the first
> night Star Wars showing, and watching Robba the
> Hutt planting his fatt ass in the seat next to
> you.
He said the exact opposite right after Sandy Hook. He said we have to do something about "all these assault guns" because we should not consider putting metal detectors in schools. He also got all misty and pounded the desk.
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> Mike announced that he has the solution to those
> pesky soft target shootings: metal detectors.
> Unless you happen to be one of the poor bastards
> in the lobby or ticket line.
>
> The only things standing between you and a
> fusillade of bullets are the minimum wage ticket
> taker and the brain dead nose pickers behind the
> concession counter trying to upsell you on
> popcorn.
>
> Can you imagine getting tickets for the first
> night Star Wars showing, and watching Robba the
> Hutt planting his fatt ass in the seat next to
> you.
He said the exact opposite right after Sandy Hook. He said we have to do something about "all these assault guns" because we should not consider putting metal detectors in schools. He also got all misty and pounded the desk.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 22, 2015 12:27AM
Robb's profile pic is now the signed 45.
What a tool.
What a tool.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 22, 2015 01:34AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> "Have you seen my baseball?"
>
> -Todd
niiiiiice
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> "Have you seen my baseball?"
>
> -Todd
niiiiiice
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 22, 2015 02:34AM
ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid Wrote:
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> Fat Bottom Girls - The Erotic Journey of Todd
> Hess
>
> Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside Todd
> Hess
yessssssssssssssssssssssss
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> Fat Bottom Girls - The Erotic Journey of Todd
> Hess
>
> Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside Todd
> Hess
yessssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 22, 2015 02:42AM
Darlene I'm Yours Wrote:
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> Darlene Love is in her mid-70s. She probably
> "smiled and beamed" at Robb because she's senile
> and thought he was the Big Bopper.
ahahahahahahaha
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> Darlene Love is in her mid-70s. She probably
> "smiled and beamed" at Robb because she's senile
> and thought he was the Big Bopper.
ahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Iowa Hoodie
()
Date: December 22, 2015 08:39AM
Don't Be Jealous Wrote:
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> Ya gotta admit, this is a pretty cherry gig and he
> didn't even have to drive for an hour like the
> high school PA "job".
You know he begged Jimmy to let him be the DJ. Just like he begged to be in his kids' middle-school production of Grease.
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> Ya gotta admit, this is a pretty cherry gig and he
> didn't even have to drive for an hour like the
> high school PA "job".
You know he begged Jimmy to let him be the DJ. Just like he begged to be in his kids' middle-school production of Grease.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 22, 2015 09:49AM
peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Have you seen my baseball?"
> >
> > -Todd
>
>
> niiiiiice
No, but your mom found my bat inside her..
BOOM...BAM...
10-0 UNDEFEATED
-Todd
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Have you seen my baseball?"
> >
> > -Todd
>
>
> niiiiiice
No, but your mom found my bat inside her..
BOOM...BAM...
10-0 UNDEFEATED
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: December 22, 2015 09:50AM
peekza Wrote:
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> ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat Bottom Girls - The Erotic Journey of Todd
> > Hess
> >
> > Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside
> Todd
> > Hess
>
>
> yessssssssssssssssssssssss
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How about Diary of An Obsessed Troll?
-Featuring The KeyBoard Warrior Band
-Todd
P.S. UNDEFEATED
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> ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat Bottom Girls - The Erotic Journey of Todd
> > Hess
> >
> > Rectal Foreign Object Insertion - Deep Inside
> Todd
> > Hess
>
>
> yessssssssssssssssssssssss
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How about Diary of An Obsessed Troll?
-Featuring The KeyBoard Warrior Band
-Todd
P.S. UNDEFEATED
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: December 22, 2015 10:02AM
Good Morning My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
Leaving For Maui On Thursday, So Excited, Shop Till We Drop......
Whalers Village
The Shops At Wailea
Kihei Kalama Village
The Wharf Cinema Center
The Outlets
Queen Kaahumana Center
Will Advise
~SLV~
Leaving For Maui On Thursday, So Excited, Shop Till We Drop......
Whalers Village
The Shops At Wailea
Kihei Kalama Village
The Wharf Cinema Center
The Outlets
Queen Kaahumana Center
Will Advise
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bizness Genyus
()
Date: December 22, 2015 10:23AM
Can anyone explain to me why a bar is hosting its Xmas party at a Moose Lodge instead of at the bar? Wouldn't the point be to get people into YOUR establishment and not someone else's? Mike's business acumen must be rubbing off on Jimmy.
On the plus side, Robb finally found a venue where some of the regulars might actually know who the fuck Darlene Love is.
On the plus side, Robb finally found a venue where some of the regulars might actually know who the fuck Darlene Love is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
NXtmX
()
Date: December 22, 2015 11:08AM
Bizness Genyus Wrote:
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> Can anyone explain to me why a bar is hosting its
> Xmas party at a Moose Lodge instead of at the bar?
> Wouldn't the point be to get people into YOUR
> establishment and not someone else's? Mike's
> business acumen must be rubbing off on Jimmy.
I assume its a party for his employees. I would imagine that employees of a bar would like to have their party somewhere else, so there's separation between being AT A PARTY and being AT WORK.
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> Can anyone explain to me why a bar is hosting its
> Xmas party at a Moose Lodge instead of at the bar?
> Wouldn't the point be to get people into YOUR
> establishment and not someone else's? Mike's
> business acumen must be rubbing off on Jimmy.
I assume its a party for his employees. I would imagine that employees of a bar would like to have their party somewhere else, so there's separation between being AT A PARTY and being AT WORK.