I will never use this name again. The password is:

fuckfattrob

Have at it, you animals.

606 Ahead Of Schedule You Are Scaring Me Babies





SLV. 2015

If You Tape Three King Size Snicker Bars Together, That Is My Thickness, Think About It Girls???? That Why I Pull Super Models




SLV. 2015

Remember when a listener sent cans of Moxie for LFF, to commemorate his trip to Maine and he had clearly never heard of it? That sums O'Meara up perfectly; a phony. Like on the old Don and Mike Show when they'd call someone in Ireland and LFF would talk to them in a crappy put-on accent and act like he was speaking a foreign language. They understood him less if anything. What a fool. Anyone who grew up in New England knows and pretends to like Moxie.

I grew up below the Mason Dixon Line and I knew about Moxie in junior high school. Fuck that fat load.

Remember, the password is:

fuckfattrob

Thickness, don't they sell king size snickers bars as two smaller ones in the same package?

Once again, there is nothing that you possess which I cannot sour for you...

Msnbc!

606...Semper Fat
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Highlights this week:

Mike doesn't understand why the auto service dept won't move his out-of-warranty car (which he maintains as well as all his other fucked out shit) ahead of the other customers who made appointments. Then he gets pissed that they transfer him to the parts department because of his broken part. The nerve of them! Robb agrees.

Mike makes a fist and voices his objections to the Confederate battle flag. He has always considered it to be racist, which explains why he has been actively advocating for its removal since, well, yesterday. Robb agrees.

We learn that any Civil War re-enactor who plays a Confederate soldier is a flatulent, hillbilly speaking racist.

I wonder how many of Mike's biker butt buddies have Confederate flags on their scoot costumes?

Based on his description, Mike ate enough on his birthday to undo almost a week's worth of dieting.

peekza Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Quasi-guests today (Rob and Joe) so of course
> TMOS
> > still has to do its ponderous listeners' letter
> > segment. In the middle of which LFF reads,
> "let's
> > open the mailbag."
>
>
> I'm still trying to figure out why they bothered
> to show up, they got a half a segment after the
> Failbag, Mickey update and a full segment on
> Oscar's new toy...then of course, off to News and
> Audio Fault...Thanks for showing up guys...

Baby steps. At least Mike now seems to know which of us is which.

We think.

It's telling to zoom in on the LFF-view of the Failcast Studios to get an idea of the massiveness of Blob(b). It's really like Jabba's palace, but instead of slave girls, he has iPads his Mom bought for him. Secondly, if this stroked-out-eye motherfucker came into your car dealership and started giving you shit, would you help him out in the least?
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Robb sure don't have 300 in the rearview!

Robb and his cliche' fucking tee shirts. Jesus, what a child.

If Mike came into my joint with that green hat and those goggles, I'd have trouble keeping a straight face. Fukkin Magoo...

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> If Mike came into my joint with that green hat and
> those goggles, I'd have trouble keeping a
> straight face. Fukkin Magoo...


ahahahahahaha

goggles… LOL

If you had to guess, how do you think Mike would react if he knew Robb received a $400 dollar microphone for Father's Day? Anger or Jealousy? Joy is off the table, for obvious reasons...I would pick Joy for Oscar though.

Okay, I'll play.
I shot my foamy super guy sperm all up in Mike's lazy stroked out right eye.

A $400 mic... for what...
that's half an hour with a pretty hot hooker!
Oh wait, Robb's a fagg!

Or with Carla....

A little mental math: The "new" car has over 145000 miles, the old car has a non-functional speedometer, his wife and source of health insurance is losing her job, and $400 for a decoration is a good idea. I guess they deserve each other.
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Robb looks like Shelob in that pic w/Oscar.
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I keep waiting for these dopes to run out of money.

Wish it would happen faster.

Could be Carla's odometer too...

Robb'd Wrote:
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> Robb looks like Shelob in that pic w/Oscar.


Sheblobb?

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> A little mental math: The "new" car has over
> 145000 miles, the old car has a non-functional
> speedometer, his wife and source of health
> insurance is losing her job, and $400 for a
> decoration is a good idea. I guess they deserve
> each other.

Yeah, gotta say that is baffling. Are we sure about the $400 price tag? I mean, given their financial state, that's incomprehensible.

Cary,

Several of us have decided to begin an official Mike Omeara forum, where we can take the hundreds of different aspects of the show and break it into several topics for more focused discussion. We have already archived most of the posts in here.

We ask that you please delete this thread at your convenience, since we will no longer be needing it.

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Cary,
>
> Several of us have decided to begin an official
> Mike Omeara forum, where we can take the hundreds
> of different aspects of the show and break it into
> several topics for more focused discussion. We
> have already archived most of the posts in here.
>
> We ask that you please delete this thread at your
> convenience, since we will no longer be needing
> it.

You so funny.

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Cary,
>
> Several of us have decided to begin an official
> Mike Omeara forum, where we can take the hundreds
> of different aspects of the show and break it into
> several topics for more focused discussion. We
> have already archived most of the posts in here.
>
> We ask that you please delete this thread at your
> convenience, since we will no longer be needing
> it.

What a genius 4:30 in the morning idea I'm sure that will work!

Mr deez' Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cary,
> >
> > Several of us have decided to begin an official
> > Mike Omeara forum, where we can take the
> hundreds
> > of different aspects of the show and break it
> into
> > several topics for more focused discussion. We
> > have already archived most of the posts in here.
>
> >
> > We ask that you please delete this thread at
> your
> > convenience, since we will no longer be needing
> > it.
>
> What a genius 4:30 in the morning idea I'm sure
> that will work!

Well, it's hard to sleep after gettin' home from the overnight shift at Dunkin'.

This is the place where all the Libtards, Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their disease to the common public that will allow the mighty platypus species to take over.

Highlighter Wrote:
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> Highlights this week:
>
> Mike doesn't understand why the auto service dept
> won't move his out-of-warranty car (which he
> maintains as well as all his other fucked out
> shit) ahead of the other customers who made
> appointments. Then he gets pissed that they
> transfer him to the parts department because of
> his broken part. The nerve of them! Robb agrees.
>
> Mike makes a fist and voices his objections to the
> Confederate battle flag. He has always considered
> it to be racist, which explains why he has been
> actively advocating for its removal since, well,
> yesterday. Robb agrees.
>
> We learn that any Civil War re-enactor who plays a
> Confederate soldier is a flatulent, hillbilly
> speaking racist.
>
> I wonder how many of Mike's biker butt buddies
> have Confederate flags on their scoot costumes?
>
> Based on his description, Mike ate enough on his
> birthday to undo almost a week's worth of dieting.


So Mike and Robb are against the Confederate flag? I wonder how that meshes with Robb's collection of Nazi memorabilia. Most bikers are also flatulent, hillbilly speaking racists who have some type of outlaw confederate patch somewhere. Most of Mike's cops buddies probably are too.

Oh well, LFF has a long history of trying to shut down people he doesn't agree with. He'll finally be happy when they stop the open display of constitutions at the barber. We all know what they "really" mean by that.

The Apostrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Highlighter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Highlights this week:
> >
> > Mike doesn't understand why the auto service
> dept
> > won't move his out-of-warranty car (which he
> > maintains as well as all his other fucked out
> > shit) ahead of the other customers who made
> > appointments. Then he gets pissed that they
> > transfer him to the parts department because of
> > his broken part. The nerve of them! Robb
> agrees.
> >
> > Mike makes a fist and voices his objections to
> the
> > Confederate battle flag. He has always
> considered
> > it to be racist, which explains why he has been
> > actively advocating for its removal since,
> well,
> > yesterday. Robb agrees.
> >
> > We learn that any Civil War re-enactor who plays
> a
> > Confederate soldier is a flatulent, hillbilly
> > speaking racist.
> >
> > I wonder how many of Mike's biker butt buddies
> > have Confederate flags on their scoot costumes?
> >
> > Based on his description, Mike ate enough on
> his
> > birthday to undo almost a week's worth of
> dieting.
>
>
> So Mike and Robb are against the Confederate flag?
> I wonder how that meshes with Robb's collection of
> Nazi memorabilia. Most bikers are also flatulent,
> hillbilly speaking racists who have some type of
> outlaw confederate patch somewhere. Most of Mike's
> cops buddies probably are too.
>
> Oh well, LFF has a long history of trying to shut
> down people he doesn't agree with. He'll finally
> be happy when they stop the open display of
> constitutions at the barber. We all know what they
> "really" mean by that.

I'm a big guy. 6'3", 260, depending on how the last couple of days went for food. And I have to work out and watch what I eat, or I would be up north of 280 fast, and from 280, it's a short trot to 300, and from there, the abyss.

And there's NO chance that LFF is less than 50 lbs heavier than I am, and NO chance that LPS isn't 50 pounds over that. Minimum. Hello, I do 30-45 min on a lifecycle daily. I can walk around the motherbleeping block without stopping for oxygen. And I'm fat. Just not as fat as those guys, who are so far up the Denial River about their respective weights . . .

Aw, come on! You're exaggerating. One of them is a solid 8 (healthwise) and the other one isn't fat, he's just barrel-chested.

not true! Wrote:
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> Aw, come on! You're exaggerating. One of them is
> a solid 8 (healthwise) and the other one isn't
> fat, he's just barrel-chested.

LPS is a solid (wedge of fat) 8 (x10 pounds over weight).

LFF is a barrel (filled with fat) chested buy.

usually, i'm more annoyed by rob, but mike's really starting to catch up.

it's the complaining about money thing that's getting to me. i'm on the monday show about the hatch and how he doesn't have the money to fix it. are you KIDDING me???? please, enough with this poverty B.S.!

not true! Wrote:
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> Aw, come on! You're exaggerating. One of them is
> a solid 8 (healthwise) and the other one isn't
> fat, he's just barrel-chested.


Damn Genetics!

So at 6'3" and 260 you can still walk around without oxygen, VisitorChimingIn? You entitled hump!

I, Mike O'Meara just hacked into foamy spermy super guy's account!
Payback for that one time I got hacked! Wait'll I tell Oscar about this!

The Apostrophe Keeed Wrote:
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>
> So at 6'3" and 260 you can still walk around
> without oxygen, VisitorChimingIn? You entitled
> hump!

Cut him some slack. He's just a few pounds shy of burn victim status.

Burn victims can't help how they look. Most fat people, besides a small percentage with actual health problems and not made up ones like "genetics," can. There was a time in Mike's life when he wasn't obese. He's capable of losing the weight if he chooses. If he chooses not to, quit the bitching. Nobody likes a make-believe victim.

The Way Oscar Says Pizza Wrote:
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>
Are we sure
> about the $400 price tag? I mean, given their
> financial state, that's incomprehensible.


positive... http://www.musiciansfriend.com/dynamic-microphones/shure-75th-anniversary-limited-edition-iconic-unidyne-55-vocal-microphone?cntry=us&source=3WWRWXGP&gclid=Cj0KEQjwza6sBRCMiaaPtY_c2tIBEiQ

Burned Wrote:
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> Burn victims can't help how they look. Most fat
> people, besides a small percentage with actual
> health problems and not made up ones like
> "genetics," can. There was a time in Mike's life
> when he wasn't obese. He's capable of losing the
> weight if he chooses. If he chooses not to, quit
> the bitching. Nobody likes a make-believe victim.


Mike got down to 266 back in 06, ironically enough, he actually dropped 40 pounds...lightest he's been in a decade. he's nowhere near that now...nowhere...

Spewak cried and cried as he was watching Jaws in the theater with his son on Father's Day. (HBS really messed him up).

Cary had to work, don't you know.

source: Cake and Cookies

shoot me.

The Apostrophe Kid Wrote:
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>
>
> So Mike and Robb are against the Confederate flag?
> I wonder how that meshes with Robb's collection of
> Nazi memorabilia.

That's just a hilarious comedy bit though, except it's not

Visitor chiming in. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Apostrophe Kid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Highlighter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Highlights this week:
> > >
> > > Mike doesn't understand why the auto service
> > dept
> > > won't move his out-of-warranty car (which he
> > > maintains as well as all his other fucked out
> > > shit) ahead of the other customers who made
> > > appointments. Then he gets pissed that they
> > > transfer him to the parts department because
> of
> > > his broken part. The nerve of them! Robb
> > agrees.
> > >
> > > Mike makes a fist and voices his objections
> to
> > the
> > > Confederate battle flag. He has always
> > considered
> > > it to be racist, which explains why he has
> been
> > > actively advocating for its removal since,
> > well,
> > > yesterday. Robb agrees.
> > >
> > > We learn that any Civil War re-enactor who
> plays
> > a
> > > Confederate soldier is a flatulent, hillbilly
> > > speaking racist.
> > >
> > > I wonder how many of Mike's biker butt
> buddies
> > > have Confederate flags on their scoot
> costumes?
> > >
> > > Based on his description, Mike ate enough on
> > his
> > > birthday to undo almost a week's worth of
> > dieting.
> >
> >
> > So Mike and Robb are against the Confederate
> flag?
> > I wonder how that meshes with Robb's collection
> of
> > Nazi memorabilia. Most bikers are also
> flatulent,
> > hillbilly speaking racists who have some type
> of
> > outlaw confederate patch somewhere. Most of
> Mike's
> > cops buddies probably are too.
> >
> > Oh well, LFF has a long history of trying to
> shut
> > down people he doesn't agree with. He'll
> finally
> > be happy when they stop the open display of
> > constitutions at the barber. We all know what
> they
> > "really" mean by that.
>
> I'm a big guy. 6'3", 260, depending on how the
> last couple of days went for food. And I have to
> work out and watch what I eat, or I would be up
> north of 280 fast, and from 280, it's a short trot
> to 300, and from there, the abyss.
>
> And there's NO chance that LFF is less than 50 lbs
> heavier than I am, and NO chance that LPS isn't 50
> pounds over that. Minimum. Hello, I do 30-45 min
> on a lifecycle daily. I can walk around the
> motherbleeping block without stopping for oxygen.
> And I'm fat. Just not as fat as those guys, who
> are so far up the Denial River about their
> respective weights . . .

Careful. For some, you've just pegged yourself as a fat pimply racist who lives in your mother's basement except when he goes upstairs to have sex with her. For God's sake don't mention Mike O'Meara's fear of sharing a beach, and therefore the ocean, with black people.

Do NOT think of a penis.
.
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Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
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> Visitor chiming in. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Apostrophe Kid Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Highlighter Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Highlights this week:
> > > >
> > > > Mike doesn't understand why the auto
> service
> > > dept
> > > > won't move his out-of-warranty car (which
> he
> > > > maintains as well as all his other fucked
> out
> > > > shit) ahead of the other customers who made
> > > > appointments. Then he gets pissed that they
> > > > transfer him to the parts department
> because
> > of
> > > > his broken part. The nerve of them! Robb
> > > agrees.
> > > >
> > > > Mike makes a fist and voices his objections
> > to
> > > the
> > > > Confederate battle flag. He has always
> > > considered
> > > > it to be racist, which explains why he has
> > been
> > > > actively advocating for its removal since,
> > > well,
> > > > yesterday. Robb agrees.
> > > >
> > > > We learn that any Civil War re-enactor who
> > plays
> > > a
> > > > Confederate soldier is a flatulent,
> hillbilly
> > > > speaking racist.
> > > >
> > > > I wonder how many of Mike's biker butt
> > buddies
> > > > have Confederate flags on their scoot
> > costumes?
> > > >
> > > > Based on his description, Mike ate enough
> on
> > > his
> > > > birthday to undo almost a week's worth of
> > > dieting.
> > >
> > >
> > > So Mike and Robb are against the Confederate
> > flag?
> > > I wonder how that meshes with Robb's
> collection
> > of
> > > Nazi memorabilia. Most bikers are also
> > flatulent,
> > > hillbilly speaking racists who have some type
> > of
> > > outlaw confederate patch somewhere. Most of
> > Mike's
> > > cops buddies probably are too.
> > >
> > > Oh well, LFF has a long history of trying to
> > shut
> > > down people he doesn't agree with. He'll
> > finally
> > > be happy when they stop the open display of
> > > constitutions at the barber. We all know what
> > they
> > > "really" mean by that.
> >
> > I'm a big guy. 6'3", 260, depending on how the
> > last couple of days went for food. And I have
> to
> > work out and watch what I eat, or I would be up
> > north of 280 fast, and from 280, it's a short
> trot
> > to 300, and from there, the abyss.
> >
> > And there's NO chance that LFF is less than 50
> lbs
> > heavier than I am, and NO chance that LPS isn't
> 50
> > pounds over that. Minimum. Hello, I do 30-45
> min
> > on a lifecycle daily. I can walk around the
> > motherbleeping block without stopping for
> oxygen.
> > And I'm fat. Just not as fat as those guys,
> who
> > are so far up the Denial River about their
> > respective weights . . .
>
> Careful. For some, you've just pegged yourself as
> a fat pimply racist who lives in your mother's
> basement except when he goes upstairs to have sex
> with her. For God's sake don't mention Mike
> O'Meara's fear of sharing a beach, and therefore
> the ocean, with black people.


Yeah, what are you, some kind of 40 year old black pornographer?

Or as Fuckwaddle would say, ''My daughter's boyfriend.''

Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
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> Or as Fuckwaddle would say, ''My daughter's
> boyfriend.''


He wasn't 40 though, he was a teenager

peekza Wrote:
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> Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Or as Fuckwaddle would say, ''My daughter's
> > boyfriend.''
>
>
> He wasn't 40 though, he was a teenager


I meant her real boyfriend. And either daughter.

He WAS big, we can be sure of that.

I liked Oscar's subtle jab at Fuckwaddle when he said ''I just ordered it'' and FW didn't get that he was saying ''Using our Amazon link, you ass!''

It's been a while since we've had a Klubber screen shot. Anything interesting going on over there? Or have the intelligent people already been removed/left willingly?

It's mostly BOAT BOAT BOAT. Today we learned that Costco hasn't changed the price of their hot dog and pop combo in 30 years.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2015 03:46PM by Disgruntled OMearican.

Hey, we got the bonus show food discussion today! How lucky.

Spewak will soon be stuffing the Kings Dominion suggestion box with requests it start offering Minnesota State Fair-style food items.

Found on the internets:

.
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Correction Ladies, It's Actually 4 King Size Snicker Bars, But Then We All Know That Size Doesn't Matter, Good Day Babies




SLV. 2015

Mr. Thickness has registered a LOT of variations on his username.

So ladies, if you like some melted chocolate and caramel shoved into your vagina, he's your guy.

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Spewak cried and cried as he was watching Jaws in
> the theater with his son on Father's Day. (HBS
> really messed him up).
>
> Cary had to work, don't you know.
>

In other words, Robb and Cary were both crying, just in different places.

Robert left the movie fantasizing about hiding a compressed air tank in Dad's tater tot casserole.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Found on the internets:
>
> .


yeessssiiiIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR

Doll's eyes Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spewak cried and cried as he was watching Jaws
> in
> > the theater with his son on Father's Day. (HBS
> > really messed him up).
> >
> > Cary had to work, don't you know.
> >
>
> In other words, Robb and Cary were both crying,
> just in different places.
>
> Robert left the movie fantasizing about hiding a
> compressed air tank in Dad's tater tot casserole.

Why was he watching Jews in the theater?

peekza Wrote:
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> 606...Semper Fat


Still A Classic Photo, Thanks For Taking My Idea And Making It Visual.......Team Work Babies


SLV. 2015

Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
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>
> Why was he watching Jews in the theater?

He was hoping one of them would find the nickel he dropped.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
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> Mr. Thickness has registered a LOT of variations
> on his username.
>
> So ladies, if you like some melted chocolate and
> caramel shoved into your vagina, he's your guy.

Afraid you have forgotten the peanuts, good sir.

Flibberty O'Flangdang Wrote:
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> Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Thickness has registered a LOT of
> variations
> > on his username.
> >
> > So ladies, if you like some melted chocolate
> and
> > caramel shoved into your vagina, he's your guy.
>
> Afraid you have forgotten the peanuts, good sir.

No peanuts in a Mars bar, you stupid fuck.

Doll's eyes Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spewak cried and cried as he was watching Jaws
> in
> > the theater with his son on Father's Day. (HBS
> > really messed him up).
> >
> > Cary had to work, don't you know.
> >
>
> In other words, Robb and Cary were both crying,
> just in different places.
>
> Robert left the movie fantasizing about hiding a
> compressed air tank in Dad's tater tot casserole.

Or as someone recently posted on his Facebook, his ''tater tot and hobo sperm casserole.''

Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Flibberty O'Flangdang Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Thickness has registered a LOT of
> > variations
> > > on his username.
> > >
> > > So ladies, if you like some melted chocolate
> > and
> > > caramel shoved into your vagina, he's your
> guy.
> >
> > Afraid you have forgotten the peanuts, good
> sir.
>
> No peanuts in a Mars bar, you stupid fuck.

You're right, which is why he's actually been saying Snickers the entire time you non-reading piece of shit. No one said Mars bar ever you ass clown.

Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Doll's eyes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spewak cried and cried as he was watching
> Jaws
> > in
> > > the theater with his son on Father's Day.
> (HBS
> > > really messed him up).
> > >
> > > Cary had to work, don't you know.
> > >
> >
> > In other words, Robb and Cary were both crying,
> > just in different places.
> >
> > Robert left the movie fantasizing about hiding
> a
> > compressed air tank in Dad's tater tot
> casserole.
>
> Why was he watching Jews in the theater?

40th anniversary of the movie, being shown in some theaters around the country. Spewak is going again tonight to see it at the Alamo. It's his favorite movie, he sez, and he'd never seen it in a theater before.

That, and Gone with the Wind wasn't being shown.

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Flibberty O'Flangdang Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Il Foamio Spermio Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mr. Thickness has registered a LOT of
> > > variations
> > > > on his username.
> > > >
> > > > So ladies, if you like some melted
> chocolate
> > > and
> > > > caramel shoved into your vagina, he's your
> > guy.
> > >
> > > Afraid you have forgotten the peanuts, good
> > sir.
> >
> > No peanuts in a Mars bar, you stupid fuck.
>
> You're right, which is why he's actually been
> saying Snickers the entire time you non-reading
> piece of shit. No one said Mars bar ever you ass
> clown.

Don't think of a penis. Or in your case, don't think of a child's penis.
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That's right, you can be wrong, but you can't admit when you completely fucked up and jumped someone's shit and was 100% wrong. I understand, you're a keyboard warrior and you acted rashly. You just keep right on deflecting you fucking tard.

I'll give Mike credit that he's a has been. Only Don GERONIMOOoooooo kept him from being a never was.

Haba do gee!

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> That's right, you can be wrong, but you can't
> admit when you completely fucked up and jumped
> someone's shit and was 100% wrong. I understand,
> you're a keyboard warrior and you acted rashly.
> You just keep right on deflecting you fucking
> tard.

Oh, I admit I was wrong. Embarrassingly so. ''Keyboard warrior'' is something SUPERFAGS say. Are you sure you're not Mike O'Meara? Did you mess up your knee that last time you tried to start a bar fight? I've BEEN in fights, Sunshine, and I have had my ass kicked. But I don't go around saying ''keyboard warrior'' on the internet like a whiney douche. YOUR use of that phrase singles you out as a pussy, whereas my use of it simply highlights the fact that you are a pussy.


You're like the guy who keeps challenging Peekza to meet him various parking lots. In fact, we've never seen the two of you together.

Don't think of a penis. Or in your case, don't think of a child's penis.
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I think that's mr thickness pseudo-arguing with himself.

Get some help.

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>
> positive...
> http://www.musiciansfriend.com/dynamic-microphones
> /shure-75th-anniversary-limited-edition-iconic-uni
> dyne-55-vocal-microphone?cntry=us&source=3WWRWXGP&
> gclid=Cj0KEQjwza6sBRCMiaaPtY_c2tIBEiQ

Holy crap. I honestly don't get this. Think about it, who would he show a $400 microphone to? Who would be impressed by that? I can kind of see a vintage jukebox being cool to show off, maybe even some of the less tacky Elvis stuff, but a mic??? Not even sure Katie would care about that, not to mention she lives in GA now. Ponderous man.

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> Holy crap. I honestly don't get this. Think
> about it, who would he show a $400 microphone to?
> Who would be impressed by that? I can kind of see
> a vintage jukebox being cool to show off, maybe
> even some of the less tacky Elvis stuff, but a
> mic??? Not even sure Katie would care about that,
> not to mention she lives in GA now. Ponderous
> man.

I suppose Cary must have another job lined up if they have that kind of cash to waste on Robb

In the Spewak ''household'' microphones are called ''Daddy's ass-dildos''.

Mike D1 does much the same thing with his 64 box of Crayolas.

You may want to converse among yourselves about where your future O'Meara thread banter is going, as this thread will likely be removed soon. Several of the off-topic posters have decided it is not fitting with the off topic discussion guidelines and have elected to have it cancelled in order to provide space for more meaningful discussion. Thanks.

He added must be having Boss Jock withdrawal. How many days a week does he fucking play Shut Up and Dance With Me?

The art of running shit into the ground, indeed.

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> You may want to converse among yourselves about
> where your future O'Meara thread banter is going,
> as this thread will likely be removed soon.
> Several of the off-topic posters have decided it
> is not fitting with the off topic discussion
> guidelines and have elected to have it cancelled
> in order to provide space for more meaningful
> discussion. Thanks.

Y'know, if you're going to PRETEND to have any authority or influence, perhaps you should get yourself a badge or a hat or something. And then you could lock yourself in the bathroom and whack off while wearing your "FXU COP" hat. And then Mom will get you some Tricuits.

"Respect mah authoritay!"

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> > > about the $400 price tag? I mean, given their
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> >
> >
> > positive...
> >
> http://www.musiciansfriend.com/dynamic-microphones
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> dyne-55-vocal-microphone?cntry=us&source=3WWRWXGP&
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> Holy crap. I honestly don't get this. Think
> about it, who would he show a $400 microphone to?
> Who would be impressed by that? I can kind of see
> a vintage jukebox being cool to show off, maybe
> even some of the less tacky Elvis stuff, but a
> mic??? Not even sure Katie would care about that,
> not to mention she lives in GA now. Ponderous
> man.

I don't either. People who collect microphones are generally ones who had/have a career in the broadcasting business.

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> You may want to converse among yourselves about
> where your future O'Meara thread banter is going,
> as this thread will likely be removed soon.
> Several of the off-topic posters have decided it
> is not fitting with the off topic discussion
> guidelines and have elected to have it cancelled
> in order to provide space for more meaningful
> discussion. Thanks.

You're welcome.

And here are the "off topic discussion guidelines" for our easy reference as we converse:

Forums: The forums are the primary feature of Fairfax Underground. There are currently 4 sections:
* Fairfax General: Just about everything should go here. Anything of interest to Northern Virginia as a whole should be posted to this forum.
* Specific City/Town: "Local" forums for a specific town. Used for very specific things, ie. complain about potholes on a neighborhood street.
* NoVA Underground: Local forums for our neighbors in Arlington, Prince William and Loudoun.
* Off-Topic: Everything else

(emphasis added)

It seems to me Rob(b) spends an inordinate amount of funds on over-priced and ultimately money-losing "collectables" while his kids eat cheap shit like tater tot casserole and whose college prospects include the Columbia School of Broadcasting (look how well that industry worked out for dad) and barber college. Given how he has failed to provide for his family, has he really earned a $400 gift from them? Maybe this is misguided thinking on Cary's part that it will serve as an incentive for him to do better. Hasn't worked yet.

Cary: Just the eminently reasonable and mutually agreeable price for no further marital interactions of a sexual nature. Of any type, you wise-asses.

Cheap at twice the price.

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This is the place where all the Libtards, Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their disease to the common public that will allow the mighty platypus species to take over.

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> Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather
> for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their
> disease to the common public that will allow the
> mighty platypus species to take over.


Hilarious! Keep up the great writing and call-backs!

And, of course, during the interview on Thrusday's show, Mike did a reset.

On a podcast.

So if you listened to the show a couple days ago, the boys gave Mickey Cucchiella a pretty hard time for being absent. Well, while they were doing that, Mickey was in the hospital after having a vape battery explode in his pocket. Nice one Mike.

https://www.facebook.com/mickeycomedy/posts/10152948371208837?pnref=story

WATCHIT.

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> the boys gave Mickey Cucchiella a pretty hard time
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> that, Mickey was in the hospital after having a
> vape battery explode in his pocket. Nice one Mike.
>
>
> https://www.facebook.com/mickeycomedy/posts/101529
> 48371208837?pnref=story

Holy Fuck!

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> ago,
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> time
> > for being absent. Well, while they were doing
> > that, Mickey was in the hospital after having a
> > vape battery explode in his pocket. Nice one
> Mike.
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> >
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> > 48371208837?pnref=story
>
> Holy Fuck!


Well the alternative would have been Mike actually contacting someone on his podcast network to see what was up! Come on, he's already buried by show prep. These news stories aren't going to cut and paste themselves!


TRY HARDER! I only have two homes!

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> You may want to converse among yourselves about
> where your future O'Meara thread banter is going,
> as this thread will likely be removed soon.
> Several of the off-topic posters have decided it
> is not fitting with the off topic discussion
> guidelines and have elected to have it cancelled
> in order to provide space for more meaningful
> discussion. Thanks.

We'll just start calling O'Meara a nigger and we'll fit right in guy...easy peasy

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He has played it twice this week...On o good note, if he doesn't play Uptown Funk on "Friday's" show, it will mark only the second week since it was released that we haven't heard it at least once

I link directly to this forum, so I never go through the main pages...

I am a little terrified to see what the rest of FFU is saying about the SCOTUS today.

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When this thread was moved I looked around some and yecch. This is one of the cleanest threads. Lots of trolls and sickos. Apparently some are suing each other over postings here.
My advice, don't go anywhere else.

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> and yecch. This is one of the cleanest threads.
> Lots of trolls and sickos. Apparently some are
> suing each other over postings here.
> My advice, don't go anywhere else.


yeah, I don't get it either...You would think that the TMOS thread would be one of the least offensive on the forum if you actually looked around, the weenie who keeps begging for us to get zapped has an obvious agenda

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the weenie who keeps begging for us to get
> zapped has an obvious agenda

His name is Mike O'Meara you entitled humps!

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> He has played it twice this week...On o good note,
> if he doesn't play Uptown Funk on "Friday's" show,
> it will mark only the second week since it was
> released that we haven't heard it at least once

He played it. Yay. He also played the July 4th Megamix a week early, at Mike's request. He will play it next week too, for the holiday and because it is one of the few things other than getting fatter that he has ever put any effort into.

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> note,
> > if he doesn't play Uptown Funk on "Friday's"
> show,
> > it will mark only the second week since it was
> > released that we haven't heard it at least once
>
> He played it. Yay. He also played the July 4th
> Megamix a week early, at Mike's request. He will
> play it next week too, for the holiday and because
> it is one of the few things other than getting
> fatter that he has ever put any effort into.



oh well

Where Else Can We Obsess Over Other Mens Lives? ??





SAY LA VEE. 2015

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> note,
> > if he doesn't play Uptown Funk on "Friday's"
> show,
> > it will mark only the second week since it was
> > released that we haven't heard it at least once
>
> He played it. Yay. He also played the July 4th
> Megamix a week early, at Mike's request. He will
> play it next week too, for the holiday and because
> it is one of the few things other than getting
> fatter that he has ever put any effort into.


Oh goodie, the 4th of July megamix. A reminder of how badly LPS wants to be Don Geronimo, circa 1984. Key word here is "badly."