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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
And . . .
()
Date: June 30, 2015 06:35PM
That's from Eightt, one of his gaywad theater references.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: June 30, 2015 06:40PM
Bonus Wrote:
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> What would a Best Of be without a 20 minute random
> mailbag segment?
has there ever been a Failbag segment worth re-listening too? Outside of the rants about "all the heavy lifting" Mike has to do(try harder?) and the times he has screamed at Robb, what is entertaining about them?
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> What would a Best Of be without a 20 minute random
> mailbag segment?
has there ever been a Failbag segment worth re-listening too? Outside of the rants about "all the heavy lifting" Mike has to do(try harder?) and the times he has screamed at Robb, what is entertaining about them?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: June 30, 2015 06:41PM
609...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says Pizza
()
Date: June 30, 2015 06:53PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Todd Hess said "dark"....
Yes, but at least he didn't mention "number 3", or "big potty" this time, so it's an improvement.
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> Todd Hess said "dark"....
Yes, but at least he didn't mention "number 3", or "big potty" this time, so it's an improvement.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: June 30, 2015 06:54PM
Obsessed Over Other Men's Wives Only One Time Today, Am I Cured,
SLV. 2015
SLV. 2015
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bizarro Superman
()
Date: June 30, 2015 07:44PM
Derrrp Wrote:
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> The boys have definately deserve a holiday....
Todd Hess talk good! Him NOT dumb ass!
TMOS am funny!
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> The boys have definately deserve a holiday....
Todd Hess talk good! Him NOT dumb ass!
TMOS am funny!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: June 30, 2015 09:00PM
Semper Peekza!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: June 30, 2015 09:37PM
Can't help myself....
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: July 01, 2015 12:08AM
peekza Wrote:
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> 609...Semper Fat
Damn, no pic? Did you go dark this week too?
The yard sale pics were always my best of's.
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> 609...Semper Fat
Damn, no pic? Did you go dark this week too?
The yard sale pics were always my best of's.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:45AM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 609...Semper Fat
>
>
> Damn, no pic? Did you go dark this week too?
>
>
> The yard sale pics were always my best of's.
I need to try harder
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 609...Semper Fat
>
>
> Damn, no pic? Did you go dark this week too?
>
>
> The yard sale pics were always my best of's.
I need to try harder
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:46AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Can't help myself....
bravo on both efforts
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2015 02:15AM by peekza.
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> Can't help myself....
bravo on both efforts
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2015 02:15AM by peekza.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Pastor Bob Weed
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:00AM
Since Robb Radio has been defunct for over a year now, does anyone know if it is coming back? Has Robb ever played any Meade Skelton tracks?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: July 01, 2015 08:14AM
Today is Spewak Day, a/k/a Hump Day
#StartTheShowYouHump
#StartTheShowYouHump
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:15AM
yAAAAAAARD SALE!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:30AM
Good Morning My Beautiful Babies, 609 Way Ahead Of Schedule, My Babies Are All Growed Up, Treat Yourselves Today And Keep Up The Good Work....
SLV. 2015
SLV. 2015
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
just go away
()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:43AM
Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your posts are either weirdly creepy or really stupid. Or both.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
It's A Wonderful World of Posts'
()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:15AM
just go away Wrote:
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> Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> posts are either weirdly creepy or really stupid.
> Or both.
Oh, come on, Thickness is harmless. Mildly irritating at worst.
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> Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> posts are either weirdly creepy or really stupid.
> Or both.
Oh, come on, Thickness is harmless. Mildly irritating at worst.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:17AM
just go away Wrote:
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> Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> posts are either weirdly creepy or really stupid.
> Or both.
he is like a Spewak pun
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> Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> posts are either weirdly creepy or really stupid.
> Or both.
he is like a Spewak pun
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:45AM
peekza Wrote:
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> just go away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> > posts are either weirdly creepy or really
> stupid.
> > Or both.
>
>
> he is like a Spewak pun
Comparison of Thickness and Spewak pun
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Constantly repeating. Check.
Not funny. Check.
Of no value to humanity. Check.
Yep. The math checks out.
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> just go away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seriously, just get the f*** out of here. Your
> > posts are either weirdly creepy or really
> stupid.
> > Or both.
>
>
> he is like a Spewak pun
Comparison of Thickness and Spewak pun
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Constantly repeating. Check.
Not funny. Check.
Of no value to humanity. Check.
Yep. The math checks out.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:46AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > just go away Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Seriously, just get the f*** out of here.
> Your
> > > posts are either weirdly creepy or really
> > stupid.
> > > Or both.
> >
> >
> > he is like a Spewak pun
>
>
>
> Comparison of Thickness and Spewak pun
> ---------------------------------------
>
> Constantly repeating. Check.
>
> Not funny. Check.
>
> Of no value to humanity. Check.
>
>
> Yep. The math checks out.
ahahahahahahaha
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > just go away Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Seriously, just get the f*** out of here.
> Your
> > > posts are either weirdly creepy or really
> > stupid.
> > > Or both.
> >
> >
> > he is like a Spewak pun
>
>
>
> Comparison of Thickness and Spewak pun
> ---------------------------------------
>
> Constantly repeating. Check.
>
> Not funny. Check.
>
> Of no value to humanity. Check.
>
>
> Yep. The math checks out.
ahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
jhopkinsffxu
()
Date: July 01, 2015 12:01PM
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/did-nielsen-kill-the-radio-star/
Interesting article for radiophiles
Interesting article for radiophiles
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: July 01, 2015 12:59PM
$770 of $15k
Raised by 16 people in 1 month
Raised by 16 people in 1 month
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:04PM
The Klub would put that effort to shame.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:14PM
RK Wrote:
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> $770 of $15k
> Raised by 16 people in 1 month
Well, at least they got help from their entire listener base.
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> $770 of $15k
> Raised by 16 people in 1 month
Well, at least they got help from their entire listener base.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:15PM
Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:26PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> Well, at least they got help from their entire
> listener base.
Zzaang!
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> Well, at least they got help from their entire
> listener base.
Zzaang!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:32PM
RK Wrote:
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> $770 of $15k
> Raised by 16 people in 1 month
how many of the anon donations do you think came from family members of RELM?
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> $770 of $15k
> Raised by 16 people in 1 month
how many of the anon donations do you think came from family members of RELM?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
EsteBAN
()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:44PM
peekza Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> how many of the anon donations do you think came
> from family members of RELM?
Or Marc, Lowell, Buzz...
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> how many of the anon donations do you think came
> from family members of RELM?
Or Marc, Lowell, Buzz...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: July 01, 2015 02:21PM
peekza Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
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> >
> > Does BOAD have best of shows?
>
>
> no...no they don't...
BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
TMOS, is that so hard?
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > Does BOAD have best of shows?
>
>
> no...no they don't...
BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
TMOS, is that so hard?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
uN7Lb
()
Date: July 01, 2015 02:26PM
This is the place where all the Libtards, Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their disease to the common public that will allow the mighty platypus species to take over.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2015 02:41PM
uN7Lb Wrote:
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> This is the place where all the Libtards,
> Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather
> for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their
> disease to the common public that will allow the
> mighty platypus species to take over.
And just like TMOS, you repeat the same thing over and over, thinking that makes it more effective.
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> This is the place where all the Libtards,
> Repubtards, Demotards, and Tards alike will gather
> for an aids filled orgy in order to spread their
> disease to the common public that will allow the
> mighty platypus species to take over.
And just like TMOS, you repeat the same thing over and over, thinking that makes it more effective.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:00PM
That's funny because Robb flops around like a platypus!
I GET IT!
I GET IT!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hess-o-phile
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:04PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
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> Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wild card tard
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:15PM
At least the ThickMeister changes it up a little. Platypus guy has Mike's show prep work ethic; he probably copied this from some other site. I'm surprised it doesn't say "Click here to continue."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Observation
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:20PM
I would like to thank everyone for not directing their vitriolic hatred inward this week. The last time TMOS went dark, this place turned into Lord of the Flies.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
They're Lonely Boys'
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:23PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> Well, at least they got help from their entire
> listener base.
And all of their friends.
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $770 of $15k
> > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
>
>
> Well, at least they got help from their entire
> listener base.
And all of their friends.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Work Ethic'
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:24PM
Wild card tard Wrote:
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> At least the ThickMeister changes it up a little.
> Platypus guy has Mike's show prep work ethic; he
> probably copied this from some other site. I'm
> surprised it doesn't say "Click here to continue."
Rob(b): ". . . take overrrrrrrrrr."
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> At least the ThickMeister changes it up a little.
> Platypus guy has Mike's show prep work ethic; he
> probably copied this from some other site. I'm
> surprised it doesn't say "Click here to continue."
Rob(b): ". . . take overrrrrrrrrr."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bad Friends
()
Date: July 01, 2015 03:48PM
They're Lonely Boys' Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > RK Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > $770 of $15k
> > > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
> >
> >
> > Well, at least they got help from their entire
> > listener base.
>
> And all of their friends.
Hope they weren't counting on the generosity of the Hebrew camp alums because they secretly hate these thieving fuckers
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > RK Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > $770 of $15k
> > > Raised by 16 people in 1 month
> >
> >
> > Well, at least they got help from their entire
> > listener base.
>
> And all of their friends.
Hope they weren't counting on the generosity of the Hebrew camp alums because they secretly hate these thieving fuckers
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: July 01, 2015 04:20PM
Couldn't resist
http://www.avclub.com/article/ted-cruzs-awful-simpsons-impressions-are-good-keep-221627
http://www.avclub.com/article/ted-cruzs-awful-simpsons-impressions-are-good-keep-221627
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
()
Date: July 01, 2015 04:58PM
Aren't we overdue for our regular scolding from the TMOS fan who posts a hysterical rant every 3 pages or so about how we are all obsessed with other mens lives?
I kinda miss him.
I kinda miss him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:35PM
Observation Wrote:
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> I would like to thank everyone for not directing
> their vitriolic hatred inward this week. The last
> time TMOS went dark, this place turned into Lord
> of the Flies.
preoccupado/Iron Log/ fan since...quit posting here after his many handles got outed...Wonder if he still listens to M&L
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> I would like to thank everyone for not directing
> their vitriolic hatred inward this week. The last
> time TMOS went dark, this place turned into Lord
> of the Flies.
preoccupado/Iron Log/ fan since...quit posting here after his many handles got outed...Wonder if he still listens to M&L
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:35PM
Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Aren't we overdue for our regular scolding from
> the TMOS fan who posts a hysterical rant every 3
> pages or so about how we are all obsessed with
> other mens lives?
> I kinda miss him.
probably not smart enough to make the forum jump
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> Aren't we overdue for our regular scolding from
> the TMOS fan who posts a hysterical rant every 3
> pages or so about how we are all obsessed with
> other mens lives?
> I kinda miss him.
probably not smart enough to make the forum jump
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Original SlapNutz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:38PM
Hess-o-phile Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
>
> And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
And Mike would eat it with onions.
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
>
> And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
And Mike would eat it with onions.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnces
()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:42PM
The Original SlapNutz Wrote:
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> Hess-o-phile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked
> to.
> >
> > And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
>
> And Mike would eat it with onions.
With ONIONS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! How fucking exciting, amazing, I just can not believe it!
Tell me more about what he eats, please!
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> Hess-o-phile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked
> to.
> >
> > And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
>
> And Mike would eat it with onions.
With ONIONS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! How fucking exciting, amazing, I just can not believe it!
Tell me more about what he eats, please!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
EsteBAN
()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:59PM
exffx Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > exffx Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Does BOAD have best of shows?
> >
> >
> > no...no they don't...
>
> BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
>
> TMOS, is that so hard?
Dony started his show today stating they'd be off tomorrow, Friday, returning on Monday. How hard IS that???
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > exffx Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Does BOAD have best of shows?
> >
> >
> > no...no they don't...
>
> BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
>
> TMOS, is that so hard?
Dony started his show today stating they'd be off tomorrow, Friday, returning on Monday. How hard IS that???
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WHAT KIND OF 'CANDY'?
()
Date: July 01, 2015 06:08PM
> And Mike would eat it with onions.
That is truly funny. Kudos.
That is truly funny. Kudos.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 06:25PM
EsteBAN Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > exffx Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > > Does BOAD have best of shows?
> > >
> > >
> > > no...no they don't...
> >
> > BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
> >
> > TMOS, is that so hard?
>
> Dony started his show today stating they'd be off
> tomorrow, Friday, returning on Monday. How hard IS
> that???
Don isn't a pathological liar like Mike...damn genetics
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> exffx Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > exffx Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > > Does BOAD have best of shows?
> > >
> > >
> > > no...no they don't...
> >
> > BOAD mentioned no show this Thursday.
> >
> > TMOS, is that so hard?
>
> Dony started his show today stating they'd be off
> tomorrow, Friday, returning on Monday. How hard IS
> that???
Don isn't a pathological liar like Mike...damn genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Slapnutz'
()
Date: July 01, 2015 06:46PM
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnces Wrote:
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> The Original SlapNutz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Hess-o-phile Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked
> > to.
> > >
> > > And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
> >
> > And Mike would eat it with onions.
>
>
> With ONIONS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! How fucking
> exciting, amazing, I just can not believe it!
>
> Tell me more about what he eats, please!
Drop dead
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> The Original SlapNutz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Hess-o-phile Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked
> > to.
> > >
> > > And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
> >
> > And Mike would eat it with onions.
>
>
> With ONIONS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! How fucking
> exciting, amazing, I just can not believe it!
>
> Tell me more about what he eats, please!
Drop dead
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Slaputz'
()
Date: July 01, 2015 06:47PM
WHAT KIND OF 'CANDY'? Wrote:
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> > And Mike would eat it with onions.
>
> That is truly funny. Kudos.
You too...
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> > And Mike would eat it with onions.
>
> That is truly funny. Kudos.
You too...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bonus
()
Date: July 01, 2015 08:56PM
On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is similar to that of running sprints at the end of a varsity practice.
Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former athlete.
Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former athlete.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says Pizza
()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:50PM
Hess-o-phile Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
>
> And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
This made me laugh out loud. Well done!
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess would sell a kidney if Mike asked to.
>
> And it wouldn't necessarily be his.
This made me laugh out loud. Well done!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:57PM
>On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable >chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is >similar to that of running sprints at the end of a >varsity practice.Â
>Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former >athlete.
Time stamp please! So there is a reason to listen to BO!
>Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former >athlete.
Time stamp please! So there is a reason to listen to BO!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:59PM
Did he mention it was the shitter in the men's room?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:02PM
Todd Hess says: "sure Mike! Lemme check the basement!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 12:42AM
Bonus Wrote:
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> On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable
> chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is
> similar to that of running sprints at the end of a
> varsity practice.
>
> Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former
> athlete.
Are they all from around Thanksgiving? Every segment from Tuesday's and the first 2 segments from today's are all within a week (or two at best) of each other
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> On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable
> chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is
> similar to that of running sprints at the end of a
> varsity practice.
>
> Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former
> athlete.
Are they all from around Thanksgiving? Every segment from Tuesday's and the first 2 segments from today's are all within a week (or two at best) of each other
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 12:47AM
Click here.....
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:12AM
So what are Mike & Robb doing on the week off? Eating?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:24AM
Nah, they're working on the show! They'll tell you all about it next week!
Robb will have a whacky story about a fat woman who wouldn't get out of his way....it's his wife!!!! GET IT!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA she's a bitch who make's my Man Child Dreams come true!!!!!!!!!
Robb will have a whacky story about a fat woman who wouldn't get out of his way....it's his wife!!!! GET IT!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA she's a bitch who make's my Man Child Dreams come true!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:06AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Nah, they're working on the show! They'll tell you
> all about it next week!
>
> Robb will have a whacky story about a fat woman
> who wouldn't get out of his way....it's his
> wife!!!! GET IT!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA she's a
> bitch who make's my Man Child Dreams come
> true!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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> Nah, they're working on the show! They'll tell you
> all about it next week!
>
> Robb will have a whacky story about a fat woman
> who wouldn't get out of his way....it's his
> wife!!!! GET IT!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA she's a
> bitch who make's my Man Child Dreams come
> true!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 03:09AM
Robb at a concert with his best friend and some other guys...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 03:20AM
it really just occurred to me....Robb isn't gay, he's just hungry.
Robb is the Hamburgler...he probably auditioned for the new gig and they turned him down for being "not what we want to project corporate-wise"
So they picked a guy who isn't fatt and besides, who eats that shit anyway?
Robb is the Hamburgler...he probably auditioned for the new gig and they turned him down for being "not what we want to project corporate-wise"
So they picked a guy who isn't fatt and besides, who eats that shit anyway?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 03:45AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Robb at a concert with his best friend and some
> other guys...
niiiiice
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> Robb at a concert with his best friend and some
> other guys...
niiiiice
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 03:46AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> it really just occurred to me....Robb isn't gay,
> he's just hungry.
> Robb is the Hamburgler...he probably auditioned
> for the new gig and they turned him down for being
> "not what we want to project corporate-wise"
>
> So they picked a guy who isn't fatt and besides,
> who eats that shit anyway?
he WOULD make a good Grimace...his extremities already turn purple
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> it really just occurred to me....Robb isn't gay,
> he's just hungry.
> Robb is the Hamburgler...he probably auditioned
> for the new gig and they turned him down for being
> "not what we want to project corporate-wise"
>
> So they picked a guy who isn't fatt and besides,
> who eats that shit anyway?
he WOULD make a good Grimace...his extremities already turn purple
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
He Needs The Electric Booster
()
Date: July 02, 2015 05:37AM
Bonus Wrote:
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> On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable
> chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is
> similar to that of running sprints at the end of a
> varsity practice.
>
> Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former
> athlete.
Presumably, LFF has reached the combination of fatness and inflexibility where any chair that's not manufactured by La-Z-Boy is "uncomfortable."
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> On today's BoTMOS - Mike sits in an uncomfortable
> chair during a concert. The pain he experiences is
> similar to that of running sprints at the end of a
> varsity practice.
>
> Because now he's not morbidly obese, he's a former
> athlete.
Presumably, LFF has reached the combination of fatness and inflexibility where any chair that's not manufactured by La-Z-Boy is "uncomfortable."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Complainster
()
Date: July 02, 2015 07:51AM
I enjoy listening to people who complain about health care problems that are the result of their own poor life choices. It's great pointing the finger at doctors, nurses, food producers, chair manufacturers, society. Everybody but the person whose chooses not to exercise but to consume shit.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Not that complicated.
()
Date: July 02, 2015 08:48AM
Complainster Wrote:
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> I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> health care problems that are the result of their
> own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> finger at doctors, nurses, food producers, chair
> manufacturers, society. Everybody but the person
> whose chooses not to exercise but to consume shit.
There are many thing he could do about his fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF eats like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and considers breathing exercise.
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> I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> health care problems that are the result of their
> own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> finger at doctors, nurses, food producers, chair
> manufacturers, society. Everybody but the person
> whose chooses not to exercise but to consume shit.
There are many thing he could do about his fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF eats like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and considers breathing exercise.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 09:20AM
Complainster Wrote:
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> I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> health care problems that are the result of their
> own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> finger at doctors, nurses, food producers, chair
> manufacturers, society. Everybody but the person
> whose chooses not to exercise but to consume shit.
no, you've got it all wrong friend, Mike's health problems are clearly the result of Damn Genetics and the body God gave him...listen harder next time
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> I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> health care problems that are the result of their
> own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> finger at doctors, nurses, food producers, chair
> manufacturers, society. Everybody but the person
> whose chooses not to exercise but to consume shit.
no, you've got it all wrong friend, Mike's health problems are clearly the result of Damn Genetics and the body God gave him...listen harder next time
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 09:21AM
Not that complicated. Wrote:
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> Complainster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> > health care problems that are the result of
> their
> > own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> chair
> > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> person
> > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> shit.
>
> There are many thing he could do about his
> fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed
> them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF eats
> like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and
> considers breathing exercise.
the Doctor was obviously a skinny douche
-------------------------------------------------------
> Complainster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> > health care problems that are the result of
> their
> > own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> chair
> > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> person
> > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> shit.
>
> There are many thing he could do about his
> fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed
> them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF eats
> like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and
> considers breathing exercise.
the Doctor was obviously a skinny douche
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Pour Me Another One
()
Date: July 02, 2015 09:23AM
peekza Wrote:
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> Complainster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> > health care problems that are the result of
> their
> > own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> chair
> > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> person
> > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> shit.
>
>
> no, you've got it all wrong friend, Mike's health
> problems are clearly the result of Damn Genetics
> and the body God gave him...listen harder next
> time
More like the body Jim Beam and McDonald's gave him.
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> Complainster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I enjoy listening to people who complain about
> > health care problems that are the result of
> their
> > own poor life choices. It's great pointing the
> > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> chair
> > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> person
> > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> shit.
>
>
> no, you've got it all wrong friend, Mike's health
> problems are clearly the result of Damn Genetics
> and the body God gave him...listen harder next
> time
More like the body Jim Beam and McDonald's gave him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 'Postrophe K'd
()
Date: July 02, 2015 09:34AM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Not that complicated. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Complainster Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I enjoy listening to people who complain
> about
> > > health care problems that are the result of
> > their
> > > own poor life choices. It's great pointing
> the
> > > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> > chair
> > > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> > person
> > > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> > shit.
> >
> > There are many thing he could do about his
> > fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed
> > them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF
> eats
> > like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and
> > considers breathing exercise.
>
> the Doctor was obviously a skinny douche
No doubt an entitled hump
-------------------------------------------------------
> Not that complicated. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Complainster Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I enjoy listening to people who complain
> about
> > > health care problems that are the result of
> > their
> > > own poor life choices. It's great pointing
> the
> > > finger at doctors, nurses, food producers,
> > chair
> > > manufacturers, society. Everybody but the
> > person
> > > whose chooses not to exercise but to consume
> > shit.
> >
> > There are many thing he could do about his
> > fatness. Presumably, his doctor has discussed
> > them with him. He's doing none of them. LFF
> eats
> > like a fucking hog, drinks to excess, and
> > considers breathing exercise.
>
> the Doctor was obviously a skinny douche
No doubt an entitled hump
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapalooza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:30AM
In his mind, with the exception of him and Jimmy, are there any other people in the world who aren't humps or entitled humps?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:56AM
peekapeekzapalooza Wrote:
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> In his mind, with the exception of him and Jimmy,
> are there any other people in the world who aren't
> humps or entitled humps?
no, no there is not
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> In his mind, with the exception of him and Jimmy,
> are there any other people in the world who aren't
> humps or entitled humps?
no, no there is not
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
It's All Relative'
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:07PM
peekza Wrote:
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> peekapeekzapalooza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In his mind, with the exception of him and
> Jimmy,
> > are there any other people in the world who
> aren't
> > humps or entitled humps?
>
>
> no, no there is not
Well, when you're a fat has-been on your third wife, with health issues, and you can hardly get out of your chair, and you literally CAN'T "power walk" around the block, and your two older children barely acknowledge you . . . pretty much everybody looks "entitled."
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> peekapeekzapalooza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In his mind, with the exception of him and
> Jimmy,
> > are there any other people in the world who
> aren't
> > humps or entitled humps?
>
>
> no, no there is not
Well, when you're a fat has-been on your third wife, with health issues, and you can hardly get out of your chair, and you literally CAN'T "power walk" around the block, and your two older children barely acknowledge you . . . pretty much everybody looks "entitled."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sh't for Bra'ns
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:08PM
Leave it to Mike to hold a yard sale and then act like he's way above it. Inconvenienced by it in fact.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 01:24PM
look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
I'll Foamio Spermio
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:05PM
peekza Wrote:
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> look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
DGH. The week isn't over.
I was thinking ''someone should write a book about this show'' and then I realized ''oh, wait, someone did.'' I don't remember them talking about sending out any review copies. Apparently that sometimes helps sell books.
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> look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
DGH. The week isn't over.
I was thinking ''someone should write a book about this show'' and then I realized ''oh, wait, someone did.'' I don't remember them talking about sending out any review copies. Apparently that sometimes helps sell books.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Fat Fourth
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:10PM
Obviously Mike had planned on fucking off the week and leaving the Klubbers hanging... or he wouldn't have had Blobbay force the "Traditional Holiday Mix" a week and a half early. What a bunch of cowards. How's your bonus package?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Publishers Weakly'
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:14PM
I'll Foamio Spermio Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> > Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
>
> DGH. The week isn't over.
>
> I was thinking ''someone should write a book about
> this show'' and then I realized ''oh, wait,
> someone did.'' I don't remember them talking
> about sending out any review copies. Apparently
> that sometimes helps sell books.
You call that a book?
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> > Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
>
> DGH. The week isn't over.
>
> I was thinking ''someone should write a book about
> this show'' and then I realized ''oh, wait,
> someone did.'' I don't remember them talking
> about sending out any review copies. Apparently
> that sometimes helps sell books.
You call that a book?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:43PM
Publishers Weakly' Wrote:
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>
>
> You call that a book?
I call it a cry for help
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>
>
> You call that a book?
I call it a cry for help
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 02, 2015 02:45PM
I'll Foamio Spermio Wrote:
----------------------------------------------------
> I don't remember them talking
> about sending out any review copies. Apparently
> that sometimes helps sell books.
those entitled review humps, how can TMOS give away free copies AND feed their families?
----------------------------------------------------
> I don't remember them talking
> about sending out any review copies. Apparently
> that sometimes helps sell books.
those entitled review humps, how can TMOS give away free copies AND feed their families?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: July 02, 2015 04:54PM
Thank The Lord For Three Day Weekends, Heinekens And Carlas Ultra Tight Pussy. That's The Great Thing About Mike Having A Small Circumference Irish Penis, Easy For Carla To Keep It Tight.....
Obsessing Over Other Men's Chairs..
SLV. 2015
Obsessing Over Other Men's Chairs..
SLV. 2015
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mr poopy' pants
()
Date: July 02, 2015 06:01PM
Remember, the 4th of July is coming up. Mike says, "tan, don't burn".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekk Spewakk
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:05PM
Say a prayer of thanks tonight. You could be this douchebag.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
suntan application; dual use
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:06PM
It applies suntan lotion, and doubles as a s'more stick!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:26PM
In the painting trade that lotion tool is known as a hotdog roller.
Hungry Mike?
Hungry Mike?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:29PM
Klassy Klubbers Keeping it Klassy.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:29PM
btw, what is the significance of selfies with albums?
I mean, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
I mean, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:37PM
Klubberz....hahaha! They're bored....MORE than usual...see what I did there?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
I'll Foamia Spermio
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:07PM
Will Johnson, how is asking people to buy multiple bonus show subscriptions not ASKING FOR GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CONTRIBUTIONS?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:15PM
I'll Foamia Spermio Wrote:
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> Will Johnson, how is asking people to buy multiple
> bonus show subscriptions not ASKING FOR GODDAM
> MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CONTRIBUTIONS?
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> Will Johnson, how is asking people to buy multiple
> bonus show subscriptions not ASKING FOR GODDAM
> MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CONTRIBUTIONS?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:20PM
Didn't think that needed anything added.
That klub conversation also shows what they know about Don, nothing. I guess 10 bucks for a decent show is a little too rich for their blood.
That klub conversation also shows what they know about Don, nothing. I guess 10 bucks for a decent show is a little too rich for their blood.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Family Feeder
()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:57AM
He plays the lamest teenage girl top 40 mass market crap over and over and then they sit around and pretend he's some kind of savant-grade musicologist.
peekza Wrote:
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> look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
peekza Wrote:
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> look at the bright side, we didn't hear Uptown
> Funk or Shut Up and Dance for an entire week
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Vacation Home in Maine
()
Date: July 03, 2015 01:32AM
Remember when Mike put his foot down and said bonus shows would be sold quarterly? I'd think if they were going to do it, 7/1 would be the logical tine to start. Did Oscar talk him out of it? I'll hang up and listen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:53AM
Dave McIntosh, I don't believe you. You know who we are. FFXU is in your head.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 03, 2015 01:16PM
Just one of the body parts it is crammed inside.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike is a Kunt
()
Date: July 03, 2015 01:21PM
Robbbbb is Mo'nique but white. And male. And with less hairy legs. Don't give him grief about his weight though. I want to hear all the stories about adult-onset diabetes. And the ones we'll hear about hard it is to find a piano case to bury him in these days when fewer pianos are being made.
I will give Mike credit for being a has-been rather than a never-was. But the only reason he's a has-been is Don Geronimoooooooo!
I will give Mike credit for being a has-been rather than a never-was. But the only reason he's a has-been is Don Geronimoooooooo!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: July 03, 2015 02:00PM
Does Anyone Have Any Tips Today? Any Track Would Do, 10 To 1 Or Better Is Preferred
Thank You In Advance.
SLV. 2015
Thank You In Advance.
SLV. 2015
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tip for Mr Thickness
()
Date: July 03, 2015 02:19PM
Tip #1: Eat a bowl of dicks
Tip #2: Drink an icy tumbler full of rancid cat piss
Tip #3: Repeat until you STFU
Tip #2: Drink an icy tumbler full of rancid cat piss
Tip #3: Repeat until you STFU