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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 01:34PM

Best looking postage stamp on the net.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: April 21, 2015 01:36PM

LFF is "like a prize-fighter" when he is getting ready for the show. How dare some "teletype bitch in a call center" call him on his unsilenced phone during the opening.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: April 21, 2015 01:54PM

I think we need to bring back the term "fuckwaddle"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 01:59PM

From the show description: Plus, Mike returns and gets pissed (shocker).

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF is "like a prize-fighter" when he is getting
> ready for the show. How dare some "teletype bitch
> in a call center" call him on his unsilenced phone
> during the opening.

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Re: 14 Year Old Watching Maturbation Movie
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:01PM

Right now!

Daily Listener. Wrote:
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> "Right"
>
> Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.
> > OSCAR TELL FATT ROB TO STOP SAYING ''SURE''
> IT'S
> > KILLING THE SHOW.

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Re: 14 Year Old Watching Maturbation Movie
Posted by: Daily Listener. ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:04PM

You know what.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:07PM

Go figure. Mike is being reasonable and thoughtful on the Britt McHenry situation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: My god damn name ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:10PM

So, let me get this straight. The krew goes on vacation for a week, and the first thing that LFF wants to is give us his pointless take on the lame, who gives a shit story about the ESPN tart, and her issue with a towing company?

Way to keep it fresh, tards.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JO Atnight ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:11PM

Each time Robb opens his mouth my cock gets homesick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:32PM

Nothing on their vacations? Don would fill the entire four-hour show with what happened to him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey Whoa Dwokka Dwokka ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:50PM

RK Wrote:
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> Nothing on their vacations? Don would fill the
> entire four-hour show with what happened to him.

I still remember, back in the day, Don doing an HOUR on going to the post office just prior to Christmas, and getting into a confrontation with some woman. It was hilarious. Mike could wake up with Kate Upton sucking on his fat-covered knob, and he couldn't tell the fucking story to save his life. And he's a great raconteur next to Rob(b).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: April 21, 2015 02:51PM

My god damn name Wrote:
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> So, let me get this straight. The krew goes on
> vacation for a week, and the first thing that LFF
> wants to is give us his pointless take on the
> lame, who gives a shit story about the ESPN tart,
> and her issue with a towing company?
>
> Way to keep it fresh, tards.

A lame, week old story that was covered in depth yesterday. And on BOAD.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:01PM

Just realized Pony Boy sounds just like Tina from Bob's Burgers

https://youtu.be/E1YV21i4MtA

https://youtu.be/ZATVCnAE6nc

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:04PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> My god damn name Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, let me get this straight. The krew goes on
> > vacation for a week, and the first thing that
> LFF
> > wants to is give us his pointless take on the
> > lame, who gives a shit story about the ESPN
> tart,
> > and her issue with a towing company?
> >
> > Way to keep it fresh, tards.
>
> A lame, week old story that was covered in depth
> yesterday. And on BOAD.

Also, Fat Drunk Baby made it clear that he couldn't be bothered to listen to Monday's edition of HIS OWN SHOW, THE PRODUCT WITH HIS NAME ON IT.

Show prep, thy name is O'Meara.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:05PM

In 5 minutes, we've hit some of the hackiest Failcast shit:

Vacation = "Breaky-wake."
Dinner = "Din-din."
Blob(b)'s "Beyonce" and "Solange"

Include dozens of fake laughs, all three asshats talking over each other, and LFF bitching about everything.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:06PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I think we need to bring back the term
> "fuckwaddle"


And you say I never contribute anything.

Guess who coined the term? I await your beej.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:10PM

It was stale, but I was so elated that Mike had a non-annoying opinion I let it slide. The opening was even tolerable. His hissy fit wasn't.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> My god damn name Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, let me get this straight. The krew goes on
> > vacation for a week, and the first thing that
> LFF
> > wants to is give us his pointless take on the
> > lame, who gives a shit story about the ESPN
> tart,
> > and her issue with a towing company?
> >
> > Way to keep it fresh, tards.
>
> A lame, week old story that was covered in depth
> yesterday. And on BOAD.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:16PM

April with Sondheim...

https://youtu.be/I9ZUkx_gr0g

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:22PM

566...Semper Fat
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: April 21, 2015 03:31PM

On average, how many times do we think Todd Hess jerks it to each episode? I think he may be the only person LFF has blocked not because he pissed him off but because he legitimately freaked him out.
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:33PM

April with Sondheim - Tuesday 4/21

https://youtu.be/4MCVsMSsIJU

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:34PM

His FB page is wonderful

https://www.facebook.com/hessexpress2

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:53PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> In 5 minutes, we've hit some of the hackiest
> Failcast shit:
>
> Vacation = "Breaky-wake."
> Dinner = "Din-din."
> Blob(b)'s "Beyonce" and "Solange"
>
> Include dozens of fake laughs, all three asshats
> talking over each other, and LFF bitching about
> everything.

''SURE.''

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:57PM

And from News I Definitely Don't Need, the story about Good Will Hunting got the process backwards. They were trying to SELL a script, not decide which studio they would ALLOW to buy it. If a studio passes on a script they're not going to waste time telling you why.

Sure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I'm obsessed with other men ()
Date: April 21, 2015 03:58PM

So, Mike's marathoner nephew is Ben O'Meara? His sister Cathy not only didn't take her husband's name but also named her kid(s) O'Meara?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:16PM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> ''SURE.''

New TMOS drinking game.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Megan Toohey of Chantillyxxx ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:27PM

All the girls want to sleep with mr thickness; right?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Real Meeper.... ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:29PM

It is true Megan, it is very true indeed...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Be very, very afraid ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:29PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> On average, how many times do we think Todd Hess
> jerks it to each episode? I think he may be the
> only person LFF has blocked not because he pissed
> him off but because he legitimately freaked him
> out.


Gotta say, I can't blame Mike for blocking him. Dude kinda freaks me out too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WashingToneLocian.. ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:30PM

we are page eating machines......

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Megan Toohey of Chantillyxxxx ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:31PM

Hess is a very handsome man and such

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Big Todd Hess
Posted by: Megan Toohey of Chantillyxxxx ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:32PM

call me Todd, wont you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:43PM

Bonus show subscription percentage update:

LOLScar: "We're still in the twos. 2.1, 2.2, 2.3%.... I'd like to get to 3%, that would be nice."

So I guess they're backing off the 20% rate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:43PM

I invented a lot of words in this forum.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:51PM

Does that mean that there's been no significant increase? Or that the original number was inaccurate? Despite all the hullabaloo in the FB group, most of the people there who would but it already had. Or will not or cannot for some reason.

The 20% was all silly Mike. He does this.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Bonus show subscription percentage update:
>
> LOLScar: "We're still in the twos. 2.1, 2.2,
> 2.3%.... I'd like to get to 3%, that would be
> nice."
>
> So I guess they're backing off the 20% rate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's MBA ()
Date: April 21, 2015 04:55PM

preocupado Wrote:
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> Does that mean that there's been no significant
> increase? Or that the original number was
> inaccurate? Despite all the hullabaloo in the FB
> group, most of the people there who would but it
> already had. Or will not or cannot for some
> reason.
>
> The 20% was all silly Mike. He does this.
>
> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bonus show subscription percentage update:
> >
> > LOLScar: "We're still in the twos. 2.1, 2.2,
> > 2.3%.... I'd like to get to 3%, that would be
> > nice."
> >
> > So I guess they're backing off the 20% rate.

You can't . . . expand your business . . . by marketing . . . only to . . . existing customers. Can't be done.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I'm obsessed with other men ()
Date: April 21, 2015 05:00PM

Kappy tells me Ben is Mike's cousin. Thanks, Kapp.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Casey would be baffled ()
Date: April 21, 2015 05:46PM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My god damn name wrote:

> Also, Fat Drunk Baby made it clear that he
> couldn't be bothered to listen to Monday's edition
> of HIS OWN SHOW, THE PRODUCT WITH HIS NAME ON IT.
>
> Show prep, thy name is O'Meara.

This is probably the most unforgivable of Mike's transgressions. On any other podcast or show, when the host returns from an absence he/she always says how they listened and how the fill-in host did a great job. Mike doesn't even pretend to listen. Hell, his so-called good friend from college interviews a Beatle on a show on his own network and he can't be bothered to listen. Ponderous man, effing ponderous.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Beats Me ()
Date: April 21, 2015 05:48PM

Does it bother anyone else that Oscar can't pronounce the word "the" as "thee"? Every single time he says "thuuhh", like "We're on thuuhh air", instead of "We're on thee air", I die a lot inside. I mean, as a supposed broadcaster, it really makes him sound 1. Incredibly dumb and 2. Like he's a 13 year old. Not that these are mutually exclusive. Is this just my OCD rearing it's ugly head?

I like Oscar, especially on BOAD, (although he seems to be the Headd equivalent on that show, in that he has his tongue all the way up Chad's ass, ala Headd and LFF), but does anyone really think of him as a "broadcaster"? I think he's probably very good behind the scenes, certainly better than Marc(!), but I think he's just as shitty a broadcaster as the rest of the failcast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 06:03PM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> I invented a lot of words in this forum.

Not actually true. Just fuckwaddle, Fatt Rob, and I stole Carla's t-shirt idea and applied it to Fat Drunk Baby.

Do you think this is going well for you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 21, 2015 06:30PM

They probably didn't want to remind people they took vacation while the rest of us worked...
besides, vacation from what?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: April 21, 2015 06:36PM

Beats Me Wrote:
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> Does it bother anyone else that Oscar can't
> pronounce the word "the" as "thee"? ... Is this just my OCD rearing
> it's ugly head?
>

It bothers me when people don't know the difference between it's and its.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: QuietRiot. ()
Date: April 21, 2015 06:54PM

thickness, what happened to the tutorial ????

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 07:08PM

QuietRiot. Wrote:
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> thickness, what happened to the tutorial ????

Quiet, QuietRiot. Not a sermon, just a thought.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Daily Listener. ()
Date: April 21, 2015 07:22PM

It is absolutely your dumb OCD. You write like a FB fan club member. Welcome - but leave the grammar crap there.

Beats Me Wrote:
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> Does it bother anyone else that Oscar can't
> pronounce the word "the" as "thee"? Every single
> time he says "thuuhh", like "We're on thuuhh air",
> instead of "We're on thee air", I die a lot
> inside. I mean, as a supposed broadcaster, it
> really makes him sound 1. Incredibly dumb and 2.
> Like he's a 13 year old. Not that these are
> mutually exclusive. Is this just my OCD rearing
> it's ugly head?
>
> I like Oscar, especially on BOAD, (although he
> seems to be the Headd equivalent on that show, in
> that he has his tongue all the way up Chad's ass,
> ala Headd and LFF), but does anyone really think
> of him as a "broadcaster"? I think he's probably
> very good behind the scenes, certainly better than
> Marc(!), but I think he's just as shitty a
> broadcaster as the rest of the failcast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: April 21, 2015 07:55PM

Oscar is a broadcaster like Rob is an entertainer.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 08:02PM

I literally invented "fuckwaddle", "Fatt Rob", and I stole Carla's t-shirt idea and applied it to Fat Drunk Baby.

What have the rest of you done lately?

Since ''shaving cream'' is essentially soap and air, I use soap instead. I also invented air.

Do you think this is going well for you?

Does this pink dress make me look fat?

Not one red cent.

My cold dead hands.

Oh, ye suckers.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: So Fucking Obvious ()
Date: April 21, 2015 08:10PM

Iron Log is absolutely Marc Ronic. Actually I think it's cute that he really thinks he's getting away with it. Go ahead Marc, call yourself an idiot again, that will throw everyone off the trail. I tried to support you in the beginning mainly as a "Fuck You" to TMOS, but I just couldn't hang. I'm sure you have achieved celebrity status with your circle of 20 or so camp friends and hey, good for you. Your ego probably needed the boost after getting the boot from your wife and more importantly O'Meara. Carry on Iron Log, I appreciate your well placed digs and attempts to stir the pot. Oh, and one more thing, quit stealing money!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 08:19PM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> I literally invented "fuckwaddle", "Fatt Rob", and
> I stole Carla's t-shirt idea and applied it to Fat
> Drunk Baby.

True.

>
> What have the rest of you done lately?
>
> Since ''shaving cream'' is essentially soap and
> air, I use soap instead.

True.

I also invented air.

That's your problem.

>
> Do you think this is going well for you?
>
> Does this pink dress make me look fat?
>
> Not one red cent.
>
> My cold dead hands.
>
> Oh, ye suckers.


Yeah, it's working great Beave.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Iron Log ()
Date: April 21, 2015 08:45PM

I'm definitely Ronick, because I post negative things about TMOS? And negative things about RELM? OK.

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Fatt Rob Expecting His 14 Year Old Daughter To Watch Linda Blair Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 08:49PM

Iron Log Wrote:
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> I'm definitely Ronick, because I post negative
> things about TMOS? And negative things about RELM?
> OK.

I am Ronickus.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Teletype Bitch ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:27PM

preocupado Wrote:
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> Go figure. Mike is being reasonable and thoughtful
> on the Britt McHenry situation.


Mike and Britt are twin daughters from different mothers. Mike just KMOWS that the towing service woman deserved the tirade, even though he has no proof. Just like Buzz deserved a full helping of Space Shuttle Mike for making high school math observations to a college grad.

For those of you who started reading my message late, let's do a reset: Mike and Britt are a couple of Mean Girls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:33PM

You guys knew I was lying when I denied that I'd been posting as "proposal season" didn't you? Yeah, the little jab at jhop made it pretty obvious. Like when I solicited oral sex from him earlier today.

You guys see right through me!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Teletype Bitch ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:38PM

"KMOWS"... that's how we spell "knows" at my retard college.

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Fatt Rob Expecting His 14 Year Old Daughter To Watch Linda Blair Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:38PM

Teletype Bitch Wrote:
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> preocupado Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go figure. Mike is being reasonable and
> thoughtful
> > on the Britt McHenry situation.
>
>
> Mike and Britt are twin daughters from different
> mothers. Mike just KMOWS that the towing service
> woman deserved the tirade, even though he has no
> proof. Just like Buzz deserved a full helping of
> Space Shuttle Mike for making high school math
> observations to a college grad.
>
> For those of you who started reading my message
> late, let's do a reset: Mike and Britt are a
> couple of Mean Girls.

Mike thinks it's ''a little dark'' at the towing lot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:47PM

But not as terrifying as Walmart!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:58PM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> But not as terrifying as Walmart!


As yet, there's no Walmart near me, because I live in the Niggahood.

Do you thing this is going well for you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 09:59PM

''think'', of course. Stupid Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 10:18PM

Yeah... I'm drunk again. Spelling is always the first casualty.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Manny ()
Date: April 21, 2015 10:26PM

This again? Holy shit, Riot... just go away.

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Fatt Rob Expecting His 14 Year Old Daughter To Watch Linda Blair Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 21, 2015 11:12PM

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TodayManny
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This again? Holy shit, Riot... just go away.

Forum: Fairfax County General

TodayManny
2. Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
What the hell...?

Forum: Fairfax County General

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Hmm, only two posts and both in the last 24 hours. It's almost like someone shoved a wasps' nest up your butt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Manny ()
Date: April 21, 2015 11:27PM

Wrong. You're only counting the posts after I registered my name. Search again, dumb ass. Better yet, just go away.

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Manny Watching A 14 Year Old Girl Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:00AM

It's not me doing the counting, it's FFXU, and I'm not your monkey.

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Re: Manny Watching A 14 Year Old Girl Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:25AM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> It's not me doing the counting, it's FFXU, and I'm
> not your monkey.


Do you think this is going well for you?

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Re: Manny Watching Mike D1 Masturbating And Vice Versa
Posted by: Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:40AM

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's not me doing the counting, it's FFXU, and
> I'm
> > not your monkey.
>
>
> Do you think this is going well for you?

Actually yes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:59AM

QuietRiot. Wrote:
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> thickness, what happened to the tutorial ????


watch it

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Mike D-1 poop Riot
Posted by: cunt ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:43AM

Mike D-1 poop Riot- You are a repetitive moronic fool who is trying far too hard to gain a semblance of notoriety at the act of trolling. You failed before you started, as did your mother's womb. Hang yourself before Mike hangs his son out of anger for reducing his Jameson drinking time. You have until next week to provide evidence that you have a modicum of originality. GFY

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Manny ()
Date: April 22, 2015 07:33AM

I can't tell who you're addressing here... Poop Riot or Mike D1?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/22/2015 07:52AM by Manny.

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Poop Riot can't count
Posted by: Manny ()
Date: April 22, 2015 07:45AM

Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> It's not me doing the counting, it's FFXU, and I'm
> not your monkey.

Your attempt at a deflection is very telling. Next time, just admit you were wrong and move on.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: April 22, 2015 08:56AM

So, those of you that aren't regular listening, how about we listen / watch today?

I'm ready to dive back into the land of suck

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: April 22, 2015 09:58AM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> So, those of you that aren't regular listening,
> how about we listen / watch today?
>
> I'm ready to dive back into the land of suck

It's a perversion, isn't it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: April 22, 2015 10:19AM

April with Sondheim - Wednesday 4/22

https://youtu.be/CnnVd3wgTX0

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 22, 2015 10:49AM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> On average, how many times do we think Todd Hess
> jerks it to each episode? I think he may be the
> only person LFF has blocked not because he pissed
> him off but because he legitimately freaked him
> out.


Before I go to sleep every night, I look under the bed to make sure Todd Hess isn't there

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: April 22, 2015 10:55AM

Todd Hess, back again, this time salivating over Tony P.

Todd Hess
10 hrs
For what it's worth, I am 16 minutes into the new Tony Perkins Show with guest Ringo Starr. Not only is this a major get, but a joy to listen to. Tony is so positive and chipper, just a lot of fun. Gary is quite funny. And I like how they seem to appreciate Rofo. Admittedly, I don't listen to Tony and Gary every week, but after this ep, I just may. A tip of the hat to you gentlemen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:13AM

RK Wrote:
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> Todd Hess, back again, this time salivating over
> Tony P.
>
> Todd Hess
> 10 hrs
> For what it's worth, I am 16 minutes into the new
> Tony Perkins Show with guest Ringo Starr. Not only
> is this a major get, but a joy to listen to. Tony
> is so positive and chipper, just a lot of fun.
> Gary is quite funny. And I like how they seem to
> appreciate Rofo. Admittedly, I don't listen to
> Tony and Gary every week, but after this ep, I
> just may. A tip of the hat to you gentlemen.


he is going to go to jail for a long time if the authorities ever get a peak at his crawl space

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey Whoa, Whoa, Dwokka Dwokka ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:29AM

peekza Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess, back again, this time salivating
> over
> > Tony P.
> >
> > Todd Hess
> > 10 hrs
> > For what it's worth, I am 16 minutes into the
> new
> > Tony Perkins Show with guest Ringo Starr. Not
> only
> > is this a major get, but a joy to listen to.
> Tony
> > is so positive and chipper, just a lot of fun.
> > Gary is quite funny. And I like how they seem
> to
> > appreciate Rofo. Admittedly, I don't listen to
> > Tony and Gary every week, but after this ep, I
> > just may. A tip of the hat to you gentlemen.
>
>
> he is going to go to jail for a long time if the
> authorities ever get a peak at his crawl space

Is there ANY way that LFF and FDB aren't choking that Tony and Gary got Ringo Starr? Even if the interview blows dead goats (i.e., an above-average failcast), they still got Ringo Starr. The failcast is still living off getting Patton Oswalt lo those many months ago, and HE didn't come back this time around.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Patton ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:33AM

Hey Whoa, Whoa, Dwokka Dwokka Wrote:
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> The failcast is still living off getting Patton Oswalt
> lo those many months ago, and HE didn't come back
> this time around.

He didn't come back because you could palpably feel how much he disliked the TMOS podcast.
Patton knows podcasting, he has been on tons of them and is friends with Chris Hardwick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Stench of Failure ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:35AM

Patton Wrote:
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> Hey Whoa, Whoa, Dwokka Dwokka Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The failcast is still living off getting Patton
> Oswalt
> > lo those many months ago, and HE didn't come
> back
> > this time around.
>
> He didn't come back because you could palpably
> feel how much he disliked the TMOS podcast.
> Patton knows podcasting, he has been on tons of
> them and is friends with Chris Hardwick.

Patton knows that an hour on the toilet with the newspaper, reading the box scores while he squeezes out his morning crap, would do more for his career than appearing on the failcast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WashingToneLocian.. ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:48AM

THICKNESS, WERE IS OUR SONG OF THE DAY, YOU ARE LAGGING MY BOY....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Megan Toohey of Chantilly.xxxxx ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:48AM

yeah thickboy, lets go....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: QuietRiot. ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:49AM

need my ear worm fix thickness

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: April 22, 2015 11:58AM

I bet LFF didn't listen to Monday's show because he was jealous of Perkins' get of Ringo.

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Re: Manny Masturbating to the Image of Mike Hanging His Son
Posted by: Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:02PM

cunt Wrote:
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> Mike D-1 poop Riot- You are a repetitive moronic
> fool who is trying far too hard to gain a
> semblance of notoriety at the act of trolling.
> You failed before you started, as did your
> mother's womb. Hang yourself before Mike hangs
> his son out of anger for reducing his Jameson
> drinking time. You have until next week to provide
> evidence that you have a modicum of originality.
> GFY

Several posts yesterday, one 6 months ago, and several 3 years ago. Total maybe a dozen. I'm not Asian so I don't do math.

But recently you've become a one-note Juan. You're consistent, I'll give you that. Probably show up outside the 7-11 every morning, rain or shine. So there's that. Also, fuck you. So there's that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:18PM

Nah - just laziness and inattention.

RK Wrote:
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> I bet LFF didn't listen to Monday's show because
> he was jealous of Perkins' get of Ringo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:20PM

What are the chances the LFF knew that TP was interviewing Ringo before it happened / LPS told him about it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: preocupado ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:21PM

It came up on the show, with Mike present.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> What are the chances the LFF knew that TP was
> interviewing Ringo before it happened / LPS told
> him about it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:31PM

Right, sorry...

Was typing on my phone.

Was there a discussion between TP and the LFF, like:

LFF: Hey, my man! Any chance you can get a "big star" from your days on the morning show? It would really help out the MORE network.

TP: Hmmm...I'm a huge Beatles fan and I can maybe get Ringo. Let me have somebody call his people.

LFF: Great, let's cross promote the living fuck out of this. Booyah, this pod will be huge, we can convert Beatles super fans to TMOS fans and sell more bonus shows!

or

TP: I love me some Beatles and I bet I can talk to Ringo. The LFF can fuck his face from FLA. And, if I knew what a Rob(b), I bet he'd be beyond jelly about my get.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 12:32PM

preocupado Wrote:
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> It came up on the show, with Mike present.
>
> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are the chances the LFF knew that TP was
> > interviewing Ringo before it happened / LPS
> told
> > him about it?

So the information was in the one place jhops would never look for it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Naturally ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:15PM

Teletype Bitch Wrote:
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> Mike and Britt are twin daughters from different
> mothers. Mike just KMOWS that the towing service
> woman deserved the tirade, even though he has no
> proof. Just like Buzz deserved a full helping of
> Space Shuttle Mike for making high school math
> observations to a college grad.
>
> For those of you who started reading my message
> late, let's do a reset: Mike and Britt are a
> couple of Mean Girls.

Truer words have never been spoken. Mike's defense of Bitchy Barbie was entirely predictable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Math Is Hard ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:27PM

Robb - "What is that cup, 64, 48 ounces? Something divisible by 12".

Guess you don't have to pass a math test before speaking at Career Day.

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poop riot on a downward spiral
Posted by: Manny ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:43PM

Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> cunt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike D-1 poop Riot- You are a repetitive
> moronic
> > fool who is trying far too hard to gain a
> > semblance of notoriety at the act of trolling.
> > You failed before you started, as did your
> > mother's womb. Hang yourself before Mike hangs
> > his son out of anger for reducing his Jameson
> > drinking time. You have until next week to
> provide
> > evidence that you have a modicum of originality.
>
> > GFY
>
> Several posts yesterday, one 6 months ago, and
> several 3 years ago. Total maybe a dozen. I'm
> not Asian so I don't do math.
>
> But recently you've become a one-note Juan.
> You're consistent, I'll give you that. Probably
> show up outside the 7-11 every morning, rain or
> shine. So there's that. Also, fuck you. So
> there's that.


You quoted the wrong message, dumbass!

And nobody cares if I posted once, twice or a thousand times. Am I supposed to be impressed with your awesome detective work? You really suck at this.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Actuarial Table ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:46PM

So Mike was smoking and doing Jäger shots down in Key West? That's the way to make sure you'll be around to see your 21 month old graduate from high school.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 22, 2015 01:49PM

Naturally Wrote:
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> Teletype Bitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> > Mike and Britt are twin daughters from
> different
> > mothers. Mike just KMOWS that the towing
> service
> > woman deserved the tirade, even though he has
> no
> > proof. Just like Buzz deserved a full helping
> of
> > Space Shuttle Mike for making high school math
> > observations to a college grad.
> >
> > For those of you who started reading my message
> > late, let's do a reset: Mike and Britt are a
> > couple of Mean Girls.
>
> Truer words have never been spoken. Mike's
> defense of Bitchy Barbie was entirely predictable.

No shocker there, he gets in fights with old ladies if he sees their Constitution...Could you imagine the meltdown if he were actually provoked?

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Manny Masturbating to the Image of Manny Masturbating
Posted by: Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:15PM

Manny Wrote:
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> Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cunt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike D-1 poop Riot- You are a repetitive
> > moronic
> > > fool who is trying far too hard to gain a
> > > semblance of notoriety at the act of trolling.
>
> > > You failed before you started, as did your
> > > mother's womb. Hang yourself before Mike
> hangs
> > > his son out of anger for reducing his Jameson
> > > drinking time. You have until next week to
> > provide
> > > evidence that you have a modicum of
> originality.
> >
> > > GFY
> >
> > Several posts yesterday, one 6 months ago, and
> > several 3 years ago. Total maybe a dozen. I'm
> > not Asian so I don't do math.
> >
> > But recently you've become a one-note Juan.
> > You're consistent, I'll give you that.
> Probably
> > show up outside the 7-11 every morning, rain or
> > shine. So there's that. Also, fuck you. So
> > there's that.
>
>
> You quoted the wrong message, dumbass!
>
> And nobody cares if I posted once, twice or a
> thousand times. Am I supposed to be impressed with
> your awesome detective work? You really suck at
> this.

Yes I did. But you told me to do the Spic, I mean spade work. And did so because you corrected me, which means you care.

One wonders about your obsession, but at least you're finally getting your post count up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:21PM

Actuarial Table Wrote:
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> So Mike was smoking and doing Jäger shots down in
> Key West? That's the way to make sure you'll be
> around to see your 21 month old graduate from high
> school.


I appreciate your umlaut.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ken Doll ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:23PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Naturally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Teletype Bitch Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> >
> > > Mike and Britt are twin daughters from
> > different
> > > mothers. Mike just KMOWS that the towing
> > service
> > > woman deserved the tirade, even though he has
> > no
> > > proof. Just like Buzz deserved a full helping
> > of
> > > Space Shuttle Mike for making high school
> math
> > > observations to a college grad.
> > >
> > > For those of you who started reading my
> message
> > > late, let's do a reset: Mike and Britt are a
> > > couple of Mean Girls.
> >
> > Truer words have never been spoken. Mike's
> > defense of Bitchy Barbie was entirely
> predictable.
>
> No shocker there, he gets in fights with old
> ladies if he sees their Constitution...Could you
> imagine the meltdown if he were actually provoked?

According to LFF, the tow-company cashier "egged (Britt) on." Nice that LFF heard that and no one else did. The woman made a point of telling Britt she was on video, but Barbie kept the insults coming. If the cashier were giving back in the same way she was taking it (as LFF implied), you'd be damn sure that Barbie's tone would have been even nastier. She was pissed about having her car towed, fine. Everyone gets pissed when that happens. But you don't take it out on the fat toothless lady in the cashier trailer by pointing out her physical faults and you don't play the "I'm on TV" card. But LFF sees none of that because he knows he would react the same way. This guy must be a gem to live with. The first two wives agree, I'm sure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:29PM

Imagine seeing and hearing a very large man do this while you're at the doctor's waiting room?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr. Killjoy ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:32PM

exffx Wrote:
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> Imagine seeing and hearing a very large man do
> this while you're at the doctor's waiting room?

I can't imagine being his doctor. The guy is a jillion pounds overweight, drinks to excess, eats to excess . . . and complains.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:39PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Before I go to sleep every night, I look under the
> bed to make sure Todd Hess isn't there


Haha I have storage drawers under the bed so no room there, but I'm starting to worry about the closet, it's dark in there...

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Manny Masturbating In Your Closet
Posted by: Mike D-1 Human-Poop Riot ()
Date: April 22, 2015 02:51PM

Robb'd Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Before I go to sleep every night, I look under
> the
> > bed to make sure Todd Hess isn't there
>
>
> Haha I have storage drawers under the bed so no
> room there, but I'm starting to worry about the
> closet, it's dark in there...

You're clearly a racist.

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