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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:47PM
I eat human feces, literally. Liquid is the best yum yum slurpy
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: December 06, 2017 05:10PM
886...Semper Fam
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
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Date: December 06, 2017 05:14PM
Bet those women in the picture produce superior dirt from their bowels - excellent when eaten fresh. After Chipotle a straw may be required but still delicious when fresh.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Tmoss show
()
Date: December 06, 2017 06:31PM
Trying to start a charity drive to get poors like our pal torn pent a bonus sub. Just go to the TMOS dot com page slash peekzamomaho and make your tax deduction! Because 5 days a week just ain't enough heh heh
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poop Lord
()
Date: December 06, 2017 06:43PM
SEMPER BOWELS!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What the Holy Fuck
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Date: December 06, 2017 06:51PM
Leave this site for a while and mosey on back in and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this turn into the scat page?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:01PM
What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
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> Leave this site for a while and mosey on back in
> and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> turn into the scat page?
Several of the bowels thread folks were being harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining folks to come to this thread to discuss their bowel woes in peace.
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> Leave this site for a while and mosey on back in
> and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> turn into the scat page?
Several of the bowels thread folks were being harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining folks to come to this thread to discuss their bowel woes in peace.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jennifer Lopez
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:20PM
Poop Lord Wrote:
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> SEMPER BOWELS!
>
Whose giant cula do you think that came from????
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> SEMPER BOWELS!
>
Whose giant cula do you think that came from????
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:25PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> LFF isn't the only one.
>
> From the other day (paraphrased):
>
>
> Mike: Most of my vinyl collection is holiday
> music
>
> (10 seconds later)
>
> Oscar: Is any of it Holiday music?
So basically we listen harder than they do...
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> LFF isn't the only one.
>
> From the other day (paraphrased):
>
>
> Mike: Most of my vinyl collection is holiday
> music
>
> (10 seconds later)
>
> Oscar: Is any of it Holiday music?
So basically we listen harder than they do...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
sanctuary onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:41PM
TMOS Onion Wrote:
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> What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> in
> > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> > turn into the scat page?
>
>
> Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish
> buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
> folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> bowel woes in peace.
Its true the scat fetish Nazi's pretend they are talking about medical issues but really just talk about 'midwives' 'starfish' and other scat-sexual trivia. When they are boring people to death with the same unimaginative scat fantasies they berate others more honest about interest in human dirt.
We were offered sanctuary here and are grateful for it.
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> What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> in
> > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> > turn into the scat page?
>
>
> Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish
> buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
> folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> bowel woes in peace.
Its true the scat fetish Nazi's pretend they are talking about medical issues but really just talk about 'midwives' 'starfish' and other scat-sexual trivia. When they are boring people to death with the same unimaginative scat fantasies they berate others more honest about interest in human dirt.
We were offered sanctuary here and are grateful for it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:24PM
The Tmoss show Wrote:
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> Trying to start a charity drive to get poors like
> our pal torn pent a bonus sub. Just go to the TMOS
> dot com page slash peekzamomaho and make your tax
> deduction! Because 5 days a week just ain't enough
> heh heh
I listened to one boner show that was posted on Youtube. It sucked a big anus, worse than the regular shows because they think saying "fuck" is somehow edgy. What it really is is unlikeable.
Are you jacking your whiskey dick to Peach this evening?
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> Trying to start a charity drive to get poors like
> our pal torn pent a bonus sub. Just go to the TMOS
> dot com page slash peekzamomaho and make your tax
> deduction! Because 5 days a week just ain't enough
> heh heh
I listened to one boner show that was posted on Youtube. It sucked a big anus, worse than the regular shows because they think saying "fuck" is somehow edgy. What it really is is unlikeable.
Are you jacking your whiskey dick to Peach this evening?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Spewak Apnea
()
Date: December 07, 2017 10:00AM
How long before the klubbers begin a GoFundMe for LPS so he can pay the new tolls on I-66?
Must be nice for LFF to roll out of bed to commute to his "job," for Oscar to walk to the studio, and then for LPS to drive 40 miles in shitty traffic and pay tolls to get there.
Which one of these three is the biggest schmuck? Hmmm.
Must be nice for LFF to roll out of bed to commute to his "job," for Oscar to walk to the studio, and then for LPS to drive 40 miles in shitty traffic and pay tolls to get there.
Which one of these three is the biggest schmuck? Hmmm.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:14PM
Mike at minute 13:
"That's uh, Rob Roy was a character of Irish history."
WRONG ISLAND, MIKE.
"Rob Roy was born at Glengyle, at the head of Loch Katrine, as recorded in the baptismal register of Buchanan, Stirling. His parents were Donald Glas MacGregor and Margaret Campbell. He was also descended from the Macdonalds of Keppoch through his paternal grandmother."
"That's uh, Rob Roy was a character of Irish history."
WRONG ISLAND, MIKE.
"Rob Roy was born at Glengyle, at the head of Loch Katrine, as recorded in the baptismal register of Buchanan, Stirling. His parents were Donald Glas MacGregor and Margaret Campbell. He was also descended from the Macdonalds of Keppoch through his paternal grandmother."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:20PM
Walked in on my sister and our neighbor this morning. I had gone out for coffee and when I came back she was on all fours and Andy, our obese 50-something was making sex with her starfish. I was jealous as my sister and I have a very close physical relationship.
The midwives did not approve of this arrangement. I noticed when he pulled back from each thrust a squirt of her dirt was coming out, like an oil rig. He pulled out and she drained brown liquid as he raced to get his face underneath the flow.
I felt better when they invited me to squat over them and deliver my own dirt on their faces. Visit the bowels thread for some of my stories about midwives and groan throne.
The midwives did not approve of this arrangement. I noticed when he pulled back from each thrust a squirt of her dirt was coming out, like an oil rig. He pulled out and she drained brown liquid as he raced to get his face underneath the flow.
I felt better when they invited me to squat over them and deliver my own dirt on their faces. Visit the bowels thread for some of my stories about midwives and groan throne.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Glass Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:23PM
This thread is the shit.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:31PM
Glass Onion Wrote:
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> This thread is the shit.
How are your bowels? I really care and really want to know about your bowels, how is the quality of your dirt?
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> This thread is the shit.
How are your bowels? I really care and really want to know about your bowels, how is the quality of your dirt?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Don and Mike Fangirl
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:52PM
Why oh why do the poo poo posters infect us?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:09PM
O'Reilly pummeled Mike...Again
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Get That Shit Outta Here
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:35PM
TMOS Onion Wrote:
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> What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> in
> > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> > turn into the scat page?
>
>
> Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish
> buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
> folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> bowel woes in peace.
Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why the need to fuck up a completely unrelated thread?
I just assumed these posts were an attempt by Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own. Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or at least go elsewhere.
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> What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> in
> > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to whatever
> > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did this
> > turn into the scat page?
>
>
> Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat fetish
> buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
> folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> bowel woes in peace.
Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why the need to fuck up a completely unrelated thread?
I just assumed these posts were an attempt by Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own. Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or at least go elsewhere.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Broken Arrow
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:35PM
uncontrollable shits again this time it was at lunch at the food truck. Ran down my slacks into my left shoe. Coworkers were very kind and covered for me when I went home to change.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:07PM
peekza Wrote:
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> O'Reilly pummeled Mike...Again
Yeah, he basically said "Maybe you shouldn't play golf with racists" when Mike said Trump got elected because Obama was black.
And Fattt Robbb, consistently wrong says you can't eat oatmeal every day and that oatmeal "is an outlier". What does that even mean?
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> O'Reilly pummeled Mike...Again
Yeah, he basically said "Maybe you shouldn't play golf with racists" when Mike said Trump got elected because Obama was black.
And Fattt Robbb, consistently wrong says you can't eat oatmeal every day and that oatmeal "is an outlier". What does that even mean?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:26PM
Get That Shit Outta Here Wrote:
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
If you honestly believe I invited anybody to this thread to discuss bowl movements you are retarded
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
If you honestly believe I invited anybody to this thread to discuss bowl movements you are retarded
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:33PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > O'Reilly pummeled Mike...Again
>
> Yeah, he basically said "Maybe you shouldn't play
> golf with racists" when Mike said Trump got
> elected because Obama was black.
>
> And Fattt Robbb, consistently wrong says you can't
> eat oatmeal every day and that oatmeal "is an
> outlier". What does that even mean?
He nailed Mike when he described leftists not being able to give him a competent argument instead of just whining and moaning...And then he went on to further illustrate his accurate depiction when Mike tried to play the race card ...What was Mike's response when Bill asked Mike how Obama got elected twice if racism is what got Trump elected? Errr, ahhhh, uhhh, but but but
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > O'Reilly pummeled Mike...Again
>
> Yeah, he basically said "Maybe you shouldn't play
> golf with racists" when Mike said Trump got
> elected because Obama was black.
>
> And Fattt Robbb, consistently wrong says you can't
> eat oatmeal every day and that oatmeal "is an
> outlier". What does that even mean?
He nailed Mike when he described leftists not being able to give him a competent argument instead of just whining and moaning...And then he went on to further illustrate his accurate depiction when Mike tried to play the race card ...What was Mike's response when Bill asked Mike how Obama got elected twice if racism is what got Trump elected? Errr, ahhhh, uhhh, but but but
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:33PM
Today was one that we all love to listen to...among other things, we learned...
America hated Obama...to which O'reilly pointed out that America elected him TWICE...but you can't argue with someone who believes everything he sees on TV...
Rob Roy was Irish...good thing Rob Roy wasn't in the room...and drunk...
Speaking of TV...Mike watched a movie and learned that eating shitty food is why he is fat...He has vowed to replace his Cap'n' Crunch binges with oatmeal...and lettuce or something...just a note Mike, Blue Apron doesn't work when you eat the whole weeks servings in one day.
Mike is against harassment of any kind...apparently forgetting his treatment of people throughout his entire radio career...
I give this episode a solid 8...(inch turd!)
America hated Obama...to which O'reilly pointed out that America elected him TWICE...but you can't argue with someone who believes everything he sees on TV...
Rob Roy was Irish...good thing Rob Roy wasn't in the room...and drunk...
Speaking of TV...Mike watched a movie and learned that eating shitty food is why he is fat...He has vowed to replace his Cap'n' Crunch binges with oatmeal...and lettuce or something...just a note Mike, Blue Apron doesn't work when you eat the whole weeks servings in one day.
Mike is against harassment of any kind...apparently forgetting his treatment of people throughout his entire radio career...
I give this episode a solid 8...(inch turd!)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Big Shoota
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:59PM
Don't forget that Trump was tired so ya know...it's scary, (VERY), and he should resign...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Peekza is quite nice thank you
()
Date: December 07, 2017 06:11PM
Get That Shit Outta Here Wrote:
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
No, FUCK YOU! Peekza is a friend and was acting out of kindness - we had no where to go. You should be more forgiving and accepting of people in need. Peekza may not be perfect but he has a big heart. I think he has better than average bowels too but he understands our struggles and is a good person.
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
No, FUCK YOU! Peekza is a friend and was acting out of kindness - we had no where to go. You should be more forgiving and accepting of people in need. Peekza may not be perfect but he has a big heart. I think he has better than average bowels too but he understands our struggles and is a good person.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
King Feces VIII
()
Date: December 07, 2017 06:37PM
Get That Shit Outta Here Wrote:
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
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> TMOS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the Holy Fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Leave this site for a while and mosey on back
> > in
> > > and it’s gone from TMOS criticism to
> whatever
> > > the fuck you guys are doing now? When did
> this
> > > turn into the scat page?
>
> >
> >
> > Several of the bowels thread folks were being
> > harassed by user Brown Onion and his scat
> fetish
> > buddies, so peekza kindly invited the remaining
>
> > folks to come to this thread to discuss their
> > bowel woes in peace.
>
> Can't vouch for the veracity of this account, but
> if true, FUCK YOU, Peekza - and I've never been
> one of the many Peekza haters before, but ffs, the
> scat posters are a fckn plague here. Is it that
> hard to start your own thread somewhere else? Why
> the need to fuck up a completely unrelated
> thread?
>
> I just assumed these posts were an attempt by
> Klubbers or a show principal to drive folks from
> this thread, but guess it was a thing on its own.
> Wtvr the case, they need to go die in a fire, or
> at least go elsewhere.
The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
the tmoss show
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:54PM
The TMOSS "The Mike O'Meara Show" interviewed former Fox News host Bill O'Reilly on the Thursday show, December 7. O'Reilly discussed the firing of Matt Lauer and the current wave of sexual harassment accusations in the media. The episode can be found here..... http://dcrtv.com/
Woohoo boys and girls we are going places now! Little known fact they were college roommates as well LOL
The TMOS show, listen and YOU. WILL. GET. ITTTTTTTTTTTT EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Woohoo boys and girls we are going places now! Little known fact they were college roommates as well LOL
The TMOS show, listen and YOU. WILL. GET. ITTTTTTTTTTTT EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Laughing Lurker
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:07PM
Mike was blown out of the water today!
Hahaha
Hahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
William Strafford III
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:34PM
My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color lately - is that normal? The smell has been particularly strong as well. Im a man of large carriage so my bowels have always provided the toilet generously but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become problematic from a one flush perspective.
I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning lady to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't speak much English and I think she was under the impression it was time to clean the toilet not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the dog barking or maybe she didnt understand my words but she took one look and projectile vomited all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on the spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my name...
Cant get good help.
I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning lady to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't speak much English and I think she was under the impression it was time to clean the toilet not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the dog barking or maybe she didnt understand my words but she took one look and projectile vomited all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on the spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my name...
Cant get good help.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:35PM
King Feces VIII Wrote:
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> The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you
> don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
Almost anywhere, apparently.
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> The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you
> don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
Almost anywhere, apparently.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:45PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> King Feces VIII Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you
> > don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
>
> Almost anywhere, apparently.
How are your bowels? I hire several midwives to deliver basketballs from my starfish every day. The neighbors recon I have fox traps in the yard from the commotion. Also I like to use my Buick to run over people of any race except whites. Sometimes Im delicious/naughty with my feces if you know what Im getting at...
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> King Feces VIII Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you
> > don’t like it, you can go elsewhere.
>
> Almost anywhere, apparently.
How are your bowels? I hire several midwives to deliver basketballs from my starfish every day. The neighbors recon I have fox traps in the yard from the commotion. Also I like to use my Buick to run over people of any race except whites. Sometimes Im delicious/naughty with my feces if you know what Im getting at...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peeshlizmizmeg
()
Date: December 07, 2017 09:11PM
lizzie's still in jail! LOL!
wonder how miz is doing?
wonder how miz is doing?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
fwhn6
()
Date: December 07, 2017 09:26PM
the tmoss show Wrote:
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>
> Little known fact they were college roommates as
> well LOL
>
>
Ya, because he does mot manage to work it into some conversation at least once a month......... yawn.
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>
> Little known fact they were college roommates as
> well LOL
>
>
Ya, because he does mot manage to work it into some conversation at least once a month......... yawn.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lester J. Pinworth
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:28AM
Wife broke the toilet seat while having an IBS attack. Apparently she rocks and quivers so much when her IBS causes her to spray hot liquid shit everywhere. Ive taken to taping several layers of wax paper under the toilet seat so I dont have to use the putty knife to clean up the overspray. Turns out the paper serves as an attractant as much as anything. Im considering a good dielectric grease as an alternative.
Anyway after the seat gave way under her considerable weight she fell and cracked her head on the vanity while paining the walls like a fetid Jackson Pollack work. When I said for 'better or worse' I wish I had known the truth about IBS...
Anyway after the seat gave way under her considerable weight she fell and cracked her head on the vanity while paining the walls like a fetid Jackson Pollack work. When I said for 'better or worse' I wish I had known the truth about IBS...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
()
Date: December 08, 2017 11:33AM
Mike going vegan is the funniest bit on the show in years. 'Cause his show is all bits, per the klubbers.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Chili Amar
()
Date: December 08, 2017 11:43AM
Was feeling very backed up, constipated, irritable, agitated, angry, and bloated this week. But after this morning's movement, feeling much better.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Boad Guy 666
()
Date: December 08, 2017 02:19PM
Mike can't subtract3 from 8.....
CTE man....
CTE man....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: December 08, 2017 03:24PM
Well...
Looks like with the slow gasping death of this page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is gone forever.
Oh well.
Looks like with the slow gasping death of this page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is gone forever.
Oh well.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Kenny Rogers
()
Date: December 08, 2017 06:07PM
peekza sniffed my sheets and then he kissed me where I poop
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 08, 2017 06:23PM
I really do bring out the best in people
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
thanks to peekza
()
Date: December 08, 2017 06:48PM
William Strafford III Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color lately -
> is that normal? The smell has been particularly
> strong as well. Im a man of large carriage so my
> bowels have always provided the toilet generously
> but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> problematic from a one flush perspective.
>
> I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning lady
> to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't speak
> much English and I think she was under the
> impression it was time to clean the toilet
> not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the dog
> barking or maybe she didnt understand my words but
> she took one look and projectile vomited
> all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been
> trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on the
> spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> name...
>
> Cant get good help.
this is what this thread has become. thanks to peekza inviting the freaks here
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color lately -
> is that normal? The smell has been particularly
> strong as well. Im a man of large carriage so my
> bowels have always provided the toilet generously
> but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> problematic from a one flush perspective.
>
> I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning lady
> to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't speak
> much English and I think she was under the
> impression it was time to clean the toilet
> not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the dog
> barking or maybe she didnt understand my words but
> she took one look and projectile vomited
> all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been
> trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on the
> spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> name...
>
> Cant get good help.
this is what this thread has become. thanks to peekza inviting the freaks here
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
OaktonWhineShop
()
Date: December 08, 2017 06:54PM
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well...
>
> Looks like with the slow gasping death of this
> page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is gone
> forever.
>
> Oh well.
In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's. If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters actually discussing the show that the shit posters would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly because there's literally nothing of value to talk about on the show.
TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have become Mike's ultimate victory.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well...
>
> Looks like with the slow gasping death of this
> page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is gone
> forever.
>
> Oh well.
In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's. If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters actually discussing the show that the shit posters would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly because there's literally nothing of value to talk about on the show.
TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have become Mike's ultimate victory.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
'scratchy'
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:07PM
my bowels feel 'scratchy' today
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:19PM
thanks to peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> William Strafford III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color lately
> -
> > is that normal? The smell has been
> particularly
> > strong as well. Im a man of large carriage so
> my
> > bowels have always provided the toilet
> generously
> > but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> > problematic from a one flush perspective.
> >
> > I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning
> lady
> > to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't
> speak
> > much English and I think she was under the
> > impression it was time to clean the
> toilet
> > not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the
> dog
> > barking or maybe she didnt understand my words
> but
> > she took one look and projectile vomited
> > all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been
> > trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on
> the
> > spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> > name...
> >
> > Cant get good help.
>
> this is what this thread has become. thanks to
> peekza inviting the freaks here
I know...It's all my fault...I just can't help but control you retards...I snap, you dance monkey
-------------------------------------------------------
> William Strafford III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color lately
> -
> > is that normal? The smell has been
> particularly
> > strong as well. Im a man of large carriage so
> my
> > bowels have always provided the toilet
> generously
> > but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> > problematic from a one flush perspective.
> >
> > I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning
> lady
> > to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't
> speak
> > much English and I think she was under the
> > impression it was time to clean the
> toilet
> > not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the
> dog
> > barking or maybe she didnt understand my words
> but
> > she took one look and projectile vomited
> > all over the magazines and my dog (dog had been
> > trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on
> the
> > spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> > name...
> >
> > Cant get good help.
>
> this is what this thread has become. thanks to
> peekza inviting the freaks here
I know...It's all my fault...I just can't help but control you retards...I snap, you dance monkey
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:21PM
OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well...
> >
> > Looks like with the slow gasping death of this
> > page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is
> gone
> > forever.
> >
> > Oh well.
>
>
> In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's.
> If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate
> listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters
> actually discussing the show that the shit posters
> would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit
> posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly
> because there's literally nothing of value to talk
> about on the show.
>
> TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have
> become Mike's ultimate victory.
It is hard to listen to...It is just so fucking boring now
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well...
> >
> > Looks like with the slow gasping death of this
> > page, my last tie to the Mike O'Meara Show is
> gone
> > forever.
> >
> > Oh well.
>
>
> In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's.
> If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate
> listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters
> actually discussing the show that the shit posters
> would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit
> posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly
> because there's literally nothing of value to talk
> about on the show.
>
> TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have
> become Mike's ultimate victory.
It is hard to listen to...It is just so fucking boring now
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:36PM
What, you're not looking forward to learning all about Carla's vegan recipes and more stories of Jr.'s angry outbursts?
Oscar, it's up to you.
Oscar, it's up to you.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brother Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:54PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> thanks to peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > William Strafford III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color
> lately
> > -
> > > is that normal? The smell has been
> > particularly
> > > strong as well. Im a man of large carriage
> so
> > my
> > > bowels have always provided the toilet
> > generously
> > > but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> > > problematic from a one flush perspective.
> > >
> > > I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning
> > lady
> > > to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't
> > speak
> > > much English and I think she was under the
> > > impression it was time to clean the
> > toilet
> > > not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the
> > dog
> > > barking or maybe she didnt understand my
> words
> > but
> > > she took one look and projectile
> vomited
> > > all over the magazines and my dog (dog had
> been
> > > trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on
> > the
> > > spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> > > name...
> > >
> > > Cant get good help.
> >
> > this is what this thread has become. thanks to
> > peekza inviting the freaks here
>
>
> I know...It's all my fault...I just can't help but
> control you retards...I snap, you dance monkey
Its ok peek. The brothers in bowel are on your side and we’ve got your back. We’ll help you keep your thread alive.
-------------------------------------------------------
> thanks to peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > William Strafford III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dirt has been somewhat yellow in color
> lately
> > -
> > > is that normal? The smell has been
> > particularly
> > > strong as well. Im a man of large carriage
> so
> > my
> > > bowels have always provided the toilet
> > generously
> > > but now the mounds of yellow dirt have become
> > > problematic from a one flush perspective.
> > >
> > > I was worried so I asked my Hispanic cleaning
> > lady
> > > to take a look before I flushed, she doesn't
> > speak
> > > much English and I think she was under the
> > > impression it was time to clean the
> > toilet
> > > not examine my bowel dirt. Maybe it was the
> > dog
> > > barking or maybe she didnt understand my
> words
> > but
> > > she took one look and projectile
> vomited
> > > all over the magazines and my dog (dog had
> been
> > > trying to get at the dirt). She resigned on
> > the
> > > spot and called me 'pende joe' - not even my
> > > name...
> > >
> > > Cant get good help.
> >
> > this is what this thread has become. thanks to
> > peekza inviting the freaks here
>
>
> I know...It's all my fault...I just can't help but
> control you retards...I snap, you dance monkey
Its ok peek. The brothers in bowel are on your side and we’ve got your back. We’ll help you keep your thread alive.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 08, 2017 08:59PM
I still listen for several reasons:
It's free so I spend no money on it, EVER
Get to hear Bill O'Reilly go nuts with his Roto-Rooter up Mike's ass
To document Fattt Robbb being wrong
To hear Mike talk about his fattt cake-based lifestyle where playing golf makes his fingers hurt because INFLAMMATION, which is not a thing
To hear that there will be no veganism
To hear about O5car throwing money away on his cheap whore (his no radiator lifestyle) and his new bride. It's so funny that he imagines being a two income household. Like that was ever going to happen.
Sounds like Mac (?) the guy from Micro-Center is the happening guy in the room. But it sounds like he is in danger of losing his job:
"Not only do employees get good discounts, but four times a year they extend the discount to Micro Center associates friends and families."
It's free so I spend no money on it, EVER
Get to hear Bill O'Reilly go nuts with his Roto-Rooter up Mike's ass
To document Fattt Robbb being wrong
To hear Mike talk about his fattt cake-based lifestyle where playing golf makes his fingers hurt because INFLAMMATION, which is not a thing
To hear that there will be no veganism
To hear about O5car throwing money away on his cheap whore (his no radiator lifestyle) and his new bride. It's so funny that he imagines being a two income household. Like that was ever going to happen.
Sounds like Mac (?) the guy from Micro-Center is the happening guy in the room. But it sounds like he is in danger of losing his job:
"Not only do employees get good discounts, but four times a year they extend the discount to Micro Center associates friends and families."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Well Put OWS
()
Date: December 08, 2017 11:54PM
OaktonWhineShop wrote
>
> In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's.
> If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate
> listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters
> actually discussing the show that the shit posters
> would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit
> posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly
> because there's literally nothing of value to talk
> about on the show.
>
> TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have
> become Mike's ultimate victory.
(Golf clap)
>
> In fairness, it's more Mike's fault than anyone's.
> If TMOS was entertaining enough even to hate
> listen to anymore, there'd be enough posters
> actually discussing the show that the shit posters
> would get bored and leave. As it is, the shit
> posters are outnumbering the TMOS posters mostly
> because there's literally nothing of value to talk
> about on the show.
>
> TMOS becoming too boring to even mock might have
> become Mike's ultimate victory.
(Golf clap)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Tmoss show
()
Date: December 09, 2017 09:31AM
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What, you're not looking forward to learning all
> about Carla's vegan recipes and more stories of
> Jr.'s angry outbursts?
>
> Oscar, it's up to you.
1900+ episodes in they are both so good. We just can't get enough looking forward to the next 1900!
Don't forget the Christmas countdown. Hello thar!!
Also please go to gofundme slash TMOS to donate for torn pent. He is a poor and in the holiday spirit we are helping to get him a bonus sub!!! To whom much is given, much is expected on the t m o s showwwwww
-------------------------------------------------------
> What, you're not looking forward to learning all
> about Carla's vegan recipes and more stories of
> Jr.'s angry outbursts?
>
> Oscar, it's up to you.
1900+ episodes in they are both so good. We just can't get enough looking forward to the next 1900!
Don't forget the Christmas countdown. Hello thar!!
Also please go to gofundme slash TMOS to donate for torn pent. He is a poor and in the holiday spirit we are helping to get him a bonus sub!!! To whom much is given, much is expected on the t m o s showwwwww
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Drive from Beach listener
()
Date: December 09, 2017 09:46AM
Driving home from the beach this summer and I head a familiar voice on the radio - it was Mike and the show. Dont know which tiny town was broadcasting in the middle of the chicken ranch area of Delmarva. I listened for about 10 min thinking it might be like the old Don and Mike show - I used to listen to that every day even sometimes when working out at the gym.
The new show is not good. Its all about their lives which from listening are not any more interesting than mine. Don and Mike used to riff on topical subjects and make them humorous. Don used to insist on not 'kitchen sinking' bits. Seems that what the MOM show is all about.
Also, and this might sound strange, I felt the 'Fat' leaking into the car from my speakers. They are really gross physically, I know its radio, but something objectionable about their sloth seemed to permeate their banal drivel. I know that sounds strange but I swear that is how it felt. Like Trump I find myself rooting against them, hoping they will once and for all be off the web or air or anything. It seems to be some kind of celebration of sloth and uncommonly boring 'entertainment.'
Frankly I find the shit stories here many many times more creative and entertaining than what I heard on the show. This thread somehow makes it worse with boring comments on a very boring pointless show.
The new show is not good. Its all about their lives which from listening are not any more interesting than mine. Don and Mike used to riff on topical subjects and make them humorous. Don used to insist on not 'kitchen sinking' bits. Seems that what the MOM show is all about.
Also, and this might sound strange, I felt the 'Fat' leaking into the car from my speakers. They are really gross physically, I know its radio, but something objectionable about their sloth seemed to permeate their banal drivel. I know that sounds strange but I swear that is how it felt. Like Trump I find myself rooting against them, hoping they will once and for all be off the web or air or anything. It seems to be some kind of celebration of sloth and uncommonly boring 'entertainment.'
Frankly I find the shit stories here many many times more creative and entertaining than what I heard on the show. This thread somehow makes it worse with boring comments on a very boring pointless show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
William Strafford III
()
Date: December 09, 2017 10:42AM
Something wrong with my dirt this morning - it wont seem to come out. I mentioned yesterday I had the pumpkin shits and it cost me Marta my house keeper. I upped the cheese and bread to bind things up and it seems to have worked too well. I just spent 20 min playing groundhog day with my dirt peaking out to see its shadow then going back in. Sweat rolling down my brow. Im thinking maybe a Qtip with Vaseline up the poo-button might do the trick.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tom Pentacle
()
Date: December 09, 2017 10:49AM
William Strafford III Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Something wrong with my dirt this morning - it
> wont seem to come out. I mentioned yesterday I
> had the pumpkin shits and it cost me Marta my
> house keeper. I upped the cheese and bread to
> bind things up and it seems to have worked too
> well. I just spent 20 min playing groundhog day
> with my dirt peaking out to see its shadow then
> going back in. Sweat rolling down my brow. Im
> thinking maybe a Qtip with Vaseline up the
> poo-button might do the trick.
Protip: Every time you refer to your feces as “dirt” we know its the same troll because you’re the only one who does that. Just because your mommy calls it that doesn’t mean the rest of the world does.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Something wrong with my dirt this morning - it
> wont seem to come out. I mentioned yesterday I
> had the pumpkin shits and it cost me Marta my
> house keeper. I upped the cheese and bread to
> bind things up and it seems to have worked too
> well. I just spent 20 min playing groundhog day
> with my dirt peaking out to see its shadow then
> going back in. Sweat rolling down my brow. Im
> thinking maybe a Qtip with Vaseline up the
> poo-button might do the trick.
Protip: Every time you refer to your feces as “dirt” we know its the same troll because you’re the only one who does that. Just because your mommy calls it that doesn’t mean the rest of the world does.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
xugjj
()
Date: December 09, 2017 11:53AM
^ yes and perhaps using the same screen name (William Strafford III) is a give-away too. My guess though is use of 'dirt' is charter development meant to distinguish this fictional person from the many others this troll posts. I find the effort refreshing. Thank you for your stories - much better than MOMS
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle = Peep
()
Date: December 09, 2017 12:03PM
also Torn Pentacle = Peep
obvi
.
obvi
.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 09, 2017 12:05PM
In the Robbb is wrong department:
A few days ago, i.e. this week, they were talking about a dog eating a tampon or was it Robbb? Anyway Robbb said "tampon" was French for "eraser". For some reason I let it slide so I don't have a timestamp for this one. Well, no, Robbb it means "buffer" and it's the same word used for earplugs, at least on the package of the pair I have. "Eraser" is "la gomme" and "to erase" is "effacer".
Is there anything Robbb can't be wrong about?
A few days ago, i.e. this week, they were talking about a dog eating a tampon or was it Robbb? Anyway Robbb said "tampon" was French for "eraser". For some reason I let it slide so I don't have a timestamp for this one. Well, no, Robbb it means "buffer" and it's the same word used for earplugs, at least on the package of the pair I have. "Eraser" is "la gomme" and "to erase" is "effacer".
Is there anything Robbb can't be wrong about?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Miz and Tator want YOU...
()
Date: December 09, 2017 12:10PM
to endorse the Lizzie post.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Make America Great Again
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:10PM
From what I heard peekza was the one that was posting all this scat shit in the bowels thread. maybe it's payback for all the bullshit he's been posting all over the site. Also stay out of the Lizzie thread you Faggots
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:13PM
Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo taken at Chik-fil-A.
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Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The TMOS show
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:19PM
Multiple residences and the mos successful podcast on the radio means this is American royalty!!!
Also to the Omerican above its the TMOS show not the mom show. Sounds weird that way, please listen and you will get it!
Also to the Omerican above its the TMOS show not the mom show. Sounds weird that way, please listen and you will get it!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:23PM
With his body he will be dead before that kid sees the 6th grade.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary and Carla
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:24PM
Cary: Robb's error goes way back. On our honeymoon in Paris, after I sent him out to get tampons, he told me it jogged his memory of regaling his female high school French classmates with jokes about erasing their monthlies.
By the way, at least Oscar has the balls to give me an answer when I have to ask him when my husband is getting his next paycheck...
By the way, at least Oscar has the balls to give me an answer when I have to ask him when my husband is getting his next paycheck...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What is Lizzie...
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:25PM
having for Xmas Dinner in the GrayBar Motel?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:32PM
Make America Great Again Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> From what I heard peekza was the one that was
> posting all this scat shit in the bowels thread.
> maybe it's payback for all the bullshit he's been
> posting all over the site. Also stay out of the
> Lizzie thread you Faggots
link?
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> From what I heard peekza was the one that was
> posting all this scat shit in the bowels thread.
> maybe it's payback for all the bullshit he's been
> posting all over the site. Also stay out of the
> Lizzie thread you Faggots
link?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:33PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
So now Carla is wearing workout clothes out to dinner? Doesn't get more white trash than that
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
So now Carla is wearing workout clothes out to dinner? Doesn't get more white trash than that
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:37PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
Their vegan menu is awesome
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
Their vegan menu is awesome
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:41PM
Adding fresh feces to pork gravy will surprise you by adding a rich flavor thats totally unique!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: December 09, 2017 02:51PM
Photographer couldn't bring himself to follow Carla's whispered direction to crop grandpa out of the photo. Almost.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 09, 2017 03:09PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
Hard to believe noted liberal Mike O'Meara would golf with racists AND go to rightwing homophobic Christian racist Chick-Fil-A or that newly minted vegans Carla and Mike O'Meara would pose next to "Eat More Chicken" but hey, okay, I WILL eat more chicken! It's simply the best way to support the show.
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> Move over, Kardashians. The Florida O'Mearas have
> debuted their gorgeous family Christmas photo
> taken at Chik-fil-A.
Hard to believe noted liberal Mike O'Meara would golf with racists AND go to rightwing homophobic Christian racist Chick-Fil-A or that newly minted vegans Carla and Mike O'Meara would pose next to "Eat More Chicken" but hey, okay, I WILL eat more chicken! It's simply the best way to support the show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tom Pentacle
()
Date: December 09, 2017 03:34PM
Hey peek, are you DTB later on this weekend?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
William Strafford III
()
Date: December 09, 2017 07:00PM
If peekza's not D own T o B uttfuck, I am! I promise it won't be like last time. Plus I need to get my graduated plugs back from your place. Call me!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tom Pentacle
()
Date: December 10, 2017 02:00AM
I'm ready! I NEED my dirt pushed in! George Washington Masonic Memorial parking lot as usual? A.S.A.P. ? Seriously, I'm in need, my dirt wants to go both ways, if you get my drift of my dirt.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
just took a great shit...
()
Date: December 10, 2017 02:12AM
Just flowed on out; must've cleared about 3 pounds of excrement from my intestines...Always a pleasant endorphin release after a wonderful, glorious dump like that.
Planning a huge meal tonight in hopes of reliving the experience tomorrow.
Oh, and thank you TMOS fans for letting us use this thread to discuss our bowels and bowel movements.
Planning a huge meal tonight in hopes of reliving the experience tomorrow.
Oh, and thank you TMOS fans for letting us use this thread to discuss our bowels and bowel movements.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tight Timmy
()
Date: December 10, 2017 02:15AM
Tom Pentacle Wrote:
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> I'm ready! I NEED my dirt pushed in! George
> Washington Masonic Memorial parking lot as usual?
> A.S.A.P. ? Seriously, I'm in need, my dirt wants
> to go both ways, if you get my drift of my dirt.
You whiny bottom faggot. peekza plowed my dirt in a Chevron parking lot. If you play with peek, you better have a tight asshole.
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> I'm ready! I NEED my dirt pushed in! George
> Washington Masonic Memorial parking lot as usual?
> A.S.A.P. ? Seriously, I'm in need, my dirt wants
> to go both ways, if you get my drift of my dirt.
You whiny bottom faggot. peekza plowed my dirt in a Chevron parking lot. If you play with peek, you better have a tight asshole.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nog cock
()
Date: December 10, 2017 08:49AM
I bet LFF takes elephant sized dumps.
I bet Jarla take giraffe sized dumps.
How much dog shit and piss do you think Jr crawled thru?
I bet Jarla take giraffe sized dumps.
How much dog shit and piss do you think Jr crawled thru?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
coming out party
()
Date: December 10, 2017 10:13AM
just took a great shit... Wrote:
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> Just flowed on out; must've cleared about 3 pounds
> of excrement from my intestines...Always a
> pleasant endorphin release after a wonderful,
> glorious dump like that.
>
> Planning a huge meal tonight in hopes of reliving
> the experience tomorrow.
>
> Oh, and thank you TMOS fans for letting us use
> this thread to discuss our bowels and bowel
> movements.
Great to see so many brothers in bowels here! We need the support of the community to help us walk through the fire of bowel pain and embarrassment. Lets all celebrate just took a great shit's wonderful success - nothing like a 3 pounder to make you feel a new man! What was the color and constancy?
I myself am working on a mid-sized plug developing. Ill keep you all posted on what comes out of my ass. As soon as I know - you will know.
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> Just flowed on out; must've cleared about 3 pounds
> of excrement from my intestines...Always a
> pleasant endorphin release after a wonderful,
> glorious dump like that.
>
> Planning a huge meal tonight in hopes of reliving
> the experience tomorrow.
>
> Oh, and thank you TMOS fans for letting us use
> this thread to discuss our bowels and bowel
> movements.
Great to see so many brothers in bowels here! We need the support of the community to help us walk through the fire of bowel pain and embarrassment. Lets all celebrate just took a great shit's wonderful success - nothing like a 3 pounder to make you feel a new man! What was the color and constancy?
I myself am working on a mid-sized plug developing. Ill keep you all posted on what comes out of my ass. As soon as I know - you will know.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
over a foot long turd
()
Date: December 10, 2017 01:32PM
Ended up being at least a 14 inch long shit. Felt pretty good coming out. Waited 5 min and a more loose followup shit came out. No rush just play on my phone waiting for the Mike O's to come out of my asshole and drop in the toilet. I feel bad for the people that process my shit at the plant. oh well.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: December 10, 2017 04:00PM
Just when you think that Robbb was the bottom of the barrel when it comes to developmentally stunted man-children, along comes a bunch of "people" who apparently maxed out at the infant fascination with their own shit level. What a steaming pile of human sadness. Makes you long for the days of Mr. Thickness.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: December 10, 2017 04:02PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Just when you think that Robbb was the bottom of
> the barrel when it comes to developmentally
> stunted man-children, along comes a bunch of
> "people" who apparently maxed out at the infant
> fascination with their own shit level. What a
> steaming pile of human sadness. Makes you long for
> the days of Mr. Thickness.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
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> Just when you think that Robbb was the bottom of
> the barrel when it comes to developmentally
> stunted man-children, along comes a bunch of
> "people" who apparently maxed out at the infant
> fascination with their own shit level. What a
> steaming pile of human sadness. Makes you long for
> the days of Mr. Thickness.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: December 10, 2017 04:18PM
Shit, (get it! poopy!) I guess there is no end to how low a human being can sink. What a use of a valuable life. Good luck with all that. Mike had a band named Crap once.You would have loved it. It was shit too.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Funny finger funk
()
Date: December 10, 2017 07:02PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Shit, (get it! poopy!) I guess there is no end to
> how low a human being can sink. What a use of a
> valuable life. Good luck with all that. Mike had a
> band named Crap once.You would have loved it. It
> was shit too.
Was your finger inside peekza’s butthole or something?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Shit, (get it! poopy!) I guess there is no end to
> how low a human being can sink. What a use of a
> valuable life. Good luck with all that. Mike had a
> band named Crap once.You would have loved it. It
> was shit too.
Was your finger inside peekza’s butthole or something?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Supdawgz
()
Date: December 10, 2017 08:49PM
Sup
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
spewakked
()
Date: December 11, 2017 10:45AM
Spewak not being on PA cost Tuscarora a state championship.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 11, 2017 01:06PM
The Tmoss show Wrote:
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>
> 1900+ episodes in they are both so good. We just
> can't get enough looking forward to the next
> 1900!
>
> Don't forget the Christmas countdown. Hello
> thar!!
>
> Also please go to gofundme slash TMOS to donate
> for torn pent. He is a poor and in the holiday
> spirit we are helping to get him a bonus sub!!! To
> whom much is given, much is expected on the t m o
> s showwwwww
Sounds a lot like Trip Affleck above.
Talking about the veganism Mike reported that he had lost 3 pounds. That's the standard weight loss he usually reports. He's not losing 3 pounds and keeping it off each time, his weight just varies around the same fixed point of obesity.
Today Robbb was wrong about "Knockout!"
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> 1900+ episodes in they are both so good. We just
> can't get enough looking forward to the next
> 1900!
>
> Don't forget the Christmas countdown. Hello
> thar!!
>
> Also please go to gofundme slash TMOS to donate
> for torn pent. He is a poor and in the holiday
> spirit we are helping to get him a bonus sub!!! To
> whom much is given, much is expected on the t m o
> s showwwwww
Sounds a lot like Trip Affleck above.
Talking about the veganism Mike reported that he had lost 3 pounds. That's the standard weight loss he usually reports. He's not losing 3 pounds and keeping it off each time, his weight just varies around the same fixed point of obesity.
Today Robbb was wrong about "Knockout!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 666
()
Date: December 11, 2017 01:07PM
Nice Sweater Kittens...
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: December 11, 2017 01:10PM
Yah for Catherine
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 11, 2017 02:29PM
Let the puppies breathe!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: December 11, 2017 02:56PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Let the puppies breathe!
She will shortly when that high-dollar dream part doesn't come her way.
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> Let the puppies breathe!
She will shortly when that high-dollar dream part doesn't come her way.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
the tmoss show
()
Date: December 11, 2017 07:06PM
Supdawgz Wrote:
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> Sup
Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB taking care of business. We heard they even "broke the internet" on that website, wasn't strong enough to handle the surge of the most popular podcast on the radio-o-o.
Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat for that special someone, but did you know as a guilty pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?! Little tip from our family to yours, just enter the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the TMOS show!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sup
Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB taking care of business. We heard they even "broke the internet" on that website, wasn't strong enough to handle the surge of the most popular podcast on the radio-o-o.
Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat for that special someone, but did you know as a guilty pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?! Little tip from our family to yours, just enter the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the TMOS show!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 11, 2017 08:47PM
the tmoss show Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supdawgz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sup
>
>
> Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new
> record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB
> taking care of business. We heard they even "broke
> the internet" on that website, wasn't strong
> enough to handle the surge of the most popular
> podcast on the radio-o-o.
Well, that's a lie because you can't download the daily shitttshow or Robbb's playtime recorded radio show from the radio station's website, leading to the inevitable conclusion that you are a liar cunt liar lying cunt on fire.
> Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat for
> that special someone, but did you know as a guilty
> pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?!
> Little tip from our family to yours, just enter
> the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a
> BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the
> TMOS show!
Or if you must have chocolate strawberries for shut-ins, use ANY OTHER radio show or podcast's promo code.
Don't feel bad you're just sucking at your usual level. You don't mind if I call you Trippp do you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supdawgz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sup
>
>
> Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new
> record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB
> taking care of business. We heard they even "broke
> the internet" on that website, wasn't strong
> enough to handle the surge of the most popular
> podcast on the radio-o-o.
Well, that's a lie because you can't download the daily shitttshow or Robbb's playtime recorded radio show from the radio station's website, leading to the inevitable conclusion that you are a liar cunt liar lying cunt on fire.
> Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat for
> that special someone, but did you know as a guilty
> pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?!
> Little tip from our family to yours, just enter
> the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a
> BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the
> TMOS show!
Or if you must have chocolate strawberries for shut-ins, use ANY OTHER radio show or podcast's promo code.
Don't feel bad you're just sucking at your usual level. You don't mind if I call you Trippp do you?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: December 11, 2017 09:47PM
Mike hates Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Whiskey Dave
()
Date: December 11, 2017 10:21PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> the tmoss show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Supdawgz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sup
> >
> >
> > Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new
> > record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB
> > taking care of business. We heard they even
> "broke
> > the internet" on that website, wasn't strong
> > enough to handle the surge of the most popular
> > podcast on the radio-o-o.
>
> Well, that's a lie because you can't download the
> daily shitttshow or Robbb's playtime recorded
> radio show from the radio station's website,
> leading to the inevitable conclusion that you are
> a liar cunt liar lying cunt on fire.
>
> > Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat
> for
> > that special someone, but did you know as a
> guilty
> > pleasure you could even get them for
> yourself?!?!
> > Little tip from our family to yours, just enter
> > the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a
> > BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the
> > TMOS show!
>
> Or if you must have chocolate strawberries for
> shut-ins, use ANY OTHER radio show or podcast's
> promo code.
>
> Don't feel bad you're just sucking at your usual
> level. You don't mind if I call you Trippp do
> you?
Did you kiss peekza where he poops?
-------------------------------------------------------
> the tmoss show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Supdawgz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sup
> >
> >
> > Good news Omericans, 97.1 The Wave set a new
> > record for downloads thanks to the ROBB MOBB
> > taking care of business. We heard they even
> "broke
> > the internet" on that website, wasn't strong
> > enough to handle the surge of the most popular
> > podcast on the radio-o-o.
>
> Well, that's a lie because you can't download the
> daily shitttshow or Robbb's playtime recorded
> radio show from the radio station's website,
> leading to the inevitable conclusion that you are
> a liar cunt liar lying cunt on fire.
>
> > Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat
> for
> > that special someone, but did you know as a
> guilty
> > pleasure you could even get them for
> yourself?!?!
> > Little tip from our family to yours, just enter
> > the TMOS code to get DOPPLE the berries. Have a
> > BERRY MErry Christmas from your friends at the
> > TMOS show!
>
> Or if you must have chocolate strawberries for
> shut-ins, use ANY OTHER radio show or podcast's
> promo code.
>
> Don't feel bad you're just sucking at your usual
> level. You don't mind if I call you Trippp do
> you?
Did you kiss peekza where he poops?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
catristmas
()
Date: December 12, 2017 08:15AM
My cat just sprayed liquid shit all over the Christmas tree. I started to clean it up and decided to just cut out the part floxed with used Fancy Feast. Now my tree looks like a dear munched on the lower half.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Duh Duh Stupid Klubbers
()
Date: December 12, 2017 09:30AM
Sherri's berries are the perfect holiday treat for
> that special someone, but did you know as a guilty
> pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?!
-You can put in any fuck letters and it works Trip.
> that special someone, but did you know as a guilty
> pleasure you could even get them for yourself?!?!
-You can put in any fuck letters and it works Trip.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 12, 2017 12:23PM
Robbb is wrong:
At the beginning of News That Sucks Diseased Nuts Robbb testifies that "Guillermo" means "Jerry". What do we haaaaave for Willlllliam?
At the beginning of News That Sucks Diseased Nuts Robbb testifies that "Guillermo" means "Jerry". What do we haaaaave for Willlllliam?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 666
()
Date: December 12, 2017 12:28PM
God, Blobba the Hut sucks...
-The 'days to Christmas' Shit is ten years old and is played out
-Him giggling like a baby while Mike reads his marshmallow recipe is so lame.
-The 'days to Christmas' Shit is ten years old and is played out
-Him giggling like a baby while Mike reads his marshmallow recipe is so lame.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: December 12, 2017 12:33PM
Not seasonal, but the All About You bit has always been unpleasant and is fucked out too.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
EX JFKer
()
Date: December 12, 2017 03:08PM
Robb is so dumb. After Mike said $2 beer and hot dog night is coming up this week, Robb asks "Do they have promotional nights".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: December 12, 2017 03:45PM
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> God, Blobba the Hut sucks...
>
> -The 'days to Christmas' Shit is ten years old and
> is played out
>
> -Him giggling like a baby while Mike reads his
> marshmallow recipe is so lame.
They are still doing that? Glad I haven't listened.
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> God, Blobba the Hut sucks...
>
> -The 'days to Christmas' Shit is ten years old and
> is played out
>
> -Him giggling like a baby while Mike reads his
> marshmallow recipe is so lame.
They are still doing that? Glad I haven't listened.