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I don't understand the "buy your NOLA STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT IT'S NEW ORLEANS T-shirt stuff". Why would I buy a shirt that would surely suck for a show I surely did not shell out or show up for?
If this is MBA thinking I'm pretty okay with my own plan. I can summarize it: Do whatever but don't buy a shirt from Mike O'Meara.
Wow wish I could have made it, the gang is truly the kings of the big easy!!! 8-)
House of blues is the house of the TMOS show this weekend boys and girls! We don't get hype we stay hype!
On that the TMOS show tip! Give em hell and have a little fun! Book a last minute trip to Nola for me on TMOS show.com simply the most jambalaya way to support the show-whoa-whoa everybodyyyyy
Another terrible experience with IBS last night. We went to the last game of HS football and I enjoyed all the snack bar fare. Pizza, hot dogs, chips and 4 sodas. Around half time I felt a rumbling and started toward the bathroom. Some kids were goofing around and tipped over the only vacant porta-potty. My need was urgent and on my way to another row of toilets I had a hideous accident unleashing a half a quart of liquid shit in my pants. My light brown slacks were now dark brown in the back and down one leg.
I spent the rest of the night telling people I had accidentally sat on a bowl of chili someone had left on the bleachers. From the looks on their faces and the fact they all moved away from me I think they knew I was lying...
Varsity Team Wrote:
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> Another terrible experience with IBS last night.
> We went to the last game of HS football and I
> enjoyed all the snack bar fare. Pizza, hot dogs,
> chips and 4 sodas. Around half time I felt a
> rumbling and started toward the bathroom. Some
> kids were goofing around and tipped over the only
> vacant porta-potty. My need was urgent and on my
> way to another row of toilets I had a hideous
> accident unleashing a half a quart of liquid shit
> in my pants. My light brown slacks were now dark
> brown in the back and down one leg.
>
> I spent the rest of the night telling people I had
> accidentally sat on a bowl of chili someone had
> left on the bleachers. From the looks on their
> faces and the fact they all moved away from me I
> think they knew I was lying...
Poor person but these things do happen. Also kinda sexy and naughty of you. Somewhat delicious to think about you misbehaving like this at a Football game. mmmmmmmmmmm
Wish they would put the show on a broadcast tonight. I know we would all throw in a few schekels or maybe fund Oscar's honeymoon (no funny business haha)
Put that educated mind to use Oscar give is more of what we can't get enough of and that of course is the Mike TMOS show everybody!
Funny how the Best Of this week was about how they couldn't run a small T-shirt business. Because they couldn't get discounts for on-demand printing of small quantities. Also because their T-shirts have always sucked. Yet a year or two later they're trying to sell event T-shirts.
And the definition of success on the show? Breaking even. No profit whatsoever equals success in O5car's MBA brain. Which means they lost money previously and tried to blame it on the Jewww Ronick but it was just a bad idea? What the fuck?
(Posting this here and on the FYBDW thread as I understand they are moving over to this thread)
Short story to tell - when to my first scat Meetup. Honestly this is something I never thought I would ever do but I got a yahoo email entered the chat forum and a couple weeks later found 3 meet-ups within driving distance. I was nervous to say the least. I picked a meet-up that was being held in a private home in a very nice part of a Baltimore suburb - these were 3/4 - one million dollar homes. In Baltimore that buys you a lot of home for the money.
I showed up at 7pm and there was a fairly small cocktail party going on. There were 3 women and 5 men all between 40 and 50 somethings. All well dressed and well spoken. We socialized for about an hour before the host invited us all upstairs. The party broke up with 3 of us staying down stairs. They got the sense I was nervous (which I was). The couple that stayed downstairs with me quickly answered my questions and set me at ease - nothing would happen that I didnt want to happen. Before too long we finished our drinks and went upstairs.
What happened next was one of the most unusual events of my life...
Explorer Wrote:
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> (Posting this here and on the FYBDW thread as I
> understand they are moving over to this thread)
>
> Short story to tell - when to my first scat
> Meetup. Honestly this is something I never thought
> I would ever do but I got a yahoo email entered
> the chat forum and a couple weeks later found 3
> meet-ups within driving distance. I was nervous to
> say the least. I picked a meet-up that was being
> held in a private home in a very nice part of a
> Baltimore suburb - these were 3/4 - one million
> dollar homes. In Baltimore that buys you a lot of
> home for the money.
>
> I showed up at 7pm and there was a fairly small
> cocktail party going on. There were 3 women and 5
> men all between 40 and 50 somethings. All well
> dressed and well spoken. We socialized for about
> an hour before the host invited us all upstairs.
> The party broke up with 3 of us staying down
> stairs. They got the sense I was nervous (which I
> was). The couple that stayed downstairs with me
> quickly answered my questions and set me at ease -
> nothing would happen that I didnt want to happen.
> Before too long we finished our drinks and went
> upstairs.
>
> What happened next was one of the most unusual
> events of my life...
>
>
> To Be Continued.
This sounds like the prelude to another scat fetish story. Look, you fuck. Mr. Peekza and the rest of the selfless and extremely kind folks of the TMOS thread have granted tolerance amd refuge for us folks with true bowel issues to support each other. If you want to post your fetish shit, kindly fuck off and do it in the other thread.
Holy hangover! Last night's show was tremendous and shout out to my main mans for the audio hookup almost as good as being there! You'll never look at boxer briefs or that dirty dog Oscar the same again but what happens in Nola has to stay in Nola you guys.
Let's get this place rockin today- off day for the boys as they recover from rockin our socks off. Remember to treat your lady (or mum no worries gang) to some flowers at pro flowers dot com back slabs TMOS and enter code MIKE for 100 bonus stems!!! 1000 l! Simply the sexiest way to support the show!
Go Mike go Robb another week we need your showwowowowo
PEEKZA WAS THE SHITPOSTER Wrote:
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> LOOK HERE NIGGER PEEKZA WAS THE FAGGOT POSTING HIS
> SCAT FETISH SHIT IN THE OTHER THREAD HE WAS DOING
> IT TO TRY AND BE LIKE EESH FOR THIS HE HAS FAILED
peekza Wrote:
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> PEEKZA WAS THE SHITPOSTER Wrote:
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> -----
> > LOOK HERE NIGGER PEEKZA WAS THE FAGGOT POSTING
> HIS
> > SCAT FETISH SHIT IN THE OTHER THREAD HE WAS
> DOING
> > IT TO TRY AND BE LIKE EESH FOR THIS HE HAS
> FAILED
>
>
> never once posted in that thread...never once
It's like a parade of bad decisions. Mike's "a watch guy", Robbb has bought the same bowling shoes as O5car, the two men wearing long pants are wearing too long pants, probably from their sponsor who promises to deliver CLOTHES THAT FIT.
As mentioned, that party tent Robbb the rubbbe is wearing for a shirt is not fooling anyone. Wasn't this the year Robbb was going to the gymmm?
At least Mike is sturdy, Robbb is just fattt. And would it kill them to agree on a sleeve length?
It's like a parade of bad decisions. Mike's "a watch guy", Robbb has bought the same bowling shoes as O5car, the two men wearing long pants are wearing too long pants, probably from their sponsor who promises to deliver CLOTHES THAT FIT.
As mentioned, that party tent Robbb the rubbbe is wearing for a shirt is not fooling anyone. Wasn't this the year Robbb was going to the gymmm?
At least Mike is sturdy, Robbb is just fattt. And would it kill them to agree on a sleeve length?
And it looks like they're having a show in a conference room.
That's an old shirt. Robb lost 35 pounds remember? I will say that Carla's work on Mike is at least keeping him in check. Robb's legs are bowing under the stress...
I covered this bill last night when our fellow TMOSer left the bar and uked. Reach out by direct message to make it good. #pukingdude #mykindofmath #badmath #tipyourserverwell — at House of Blues New Orleans.
I was stretching in the steam room and had a rumbly in my tummy. I was working on my hammys when disaster struck - bent over I had an accident. I ended up spraying three people with a soda bottle worth of liquid shit straight from my starfish. Im lucky it was some older Korean men. One of them threw up the other two had shit in their eyes and mouths so they were blind and gagging. I ran out of the steam room, wiped with the towel threw that on the sink and used another towel as a diaper. Put my pants on as fast as possible and left before they could ID me.
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> I covered this bill last night when our fellow
> TMOSer left the bar and uked. Reach out by direct
> message to make it good. #pukingdude #mykindofmath
> #badmath #tipyourserverwell — at House of Blues
> New Orleans.
>
> -They are such AssHoles!
That's nice but the show was scheduled to end at 11, and why would you cover someone else's bill? Does the venue make money by letting people SCAMPER on their tabs?
Were you successful in scoring with a fat chick? That's what your "bill" screams.
Steam Room Drama Wrote:
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> I was stretching in the steam room and had a
> rumbly in my tummy. I was working on my hammys
> when disaster struck - bent over I had an
> accident. I ended up spraying three people with a
> soda bottle worth of liquid shit straight from my
> starfish. Im lucky it was some older Korean men.
> One of them threw up the other two had shit in
> their eyes and mouths so they were blind and
> gagging. I ran out of the steam room, wiped with
> the towel threw that on the sink and used another
> towel as a diaper. Put my pants on as fast as
> possible and left before they could ID me.
>
> IBS sucks
Do the Tuscorora Villains know their football announcer is a scat fetishist?
Also, how sad is it to see the show set up is basically Mike, at a table, with his laptop open in front of him? Like, he can't go a couple hours and do a show without having his stupid Facebook open? (I guarantee you Facebook was open on that thing.)
bababooey69 Wrote:
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> Boad Guy 666 Wrote:
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> > Look at the arms....$3 dollar drinks!
>
> jesus look those eyes.......
Glad to see they have the "Blackster" brand amplifiers. Yes I know but still, it's optics. Paging any MBAs in the house.
Clown Predator Obese Robbb. Nice topical bit for a gig. Do I have to spell out the bad idea part of that? It's a four parter: clown, predator, obese, and Robbb.
The need to have GODDDAM EXTENSION CORDS ON THE GODDDAM TABLE. That right there says "These guy have no clue about running a show." Or setting up a basic stage.
All the mess seems to be on Mikkke's end. And he has HALF the table. Imagine how close they could have come to looking "professional" by spending a minute on that setup.
Oh heck Jesus, I looked up and I saw that the blue ethernet cord was facing the audience. No one in the world, the world, wants to see that you suck so much to do that on fucking purpose!
Fat Chick Fact Checker Wrote:
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> And take another look at that check. Nice math,
> asshole. Way to pay attention to the details!
Ha -- he added a $30 tip to the suggested $16.80 20% gratuity for his total. Drinks were flowing. Readers were missing.
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Fat Chick Fact Checker Wrote:
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> > And take another look at that check. Nice
> math,
> > asshole. Way to pay attention to the details!
>
>
> Ha -- he added a $30 tip to the suggested $16.80
> 20% gratuity for his total. Drinks were flowing.
> Readers were missing.
Hopefully he has a charge for $114.00 on his card this morning. Wut a tool.
Is this really all that middle aged people in NOVA have to do during the weekend? Sit in a forum amd talk about poop and some washed up talk show loser?
I get the complaint about bitching about TMOS -- we clearly suck on one level (not anywhere near as bad as Spewak et al,), but it's a whole 'nother level to come here and bitch about our bitching.
OWS -- you need to remind them about your dumb cubed theorem.
Predictably, petty and cheap Mike is actually jealous that Todd Moore had a bigger room in New Orleans. A bigger room that Todd bought and paid for. Scheming moocher Mike was upset that the room he bullied his unpaid 'intern' to fenagle for him was not up to his standards. Doesn't Hampton Inn and Suites know who he used to be?
Klubber Jolene White: "Yes, you may be seeing some of the same pictures again LOL but that’s because they are special memories of the best 2 nights of my life".
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> OMG, look at Blobb. He looks like that Fat uncle
> who dies at 52!
I'm imagining the exchange btwn Blobbb and a New Orleans civilian, trying to understand what they're doing there...
Woman: So wait, are YOU the lazy, fat fuck?
Blobbb: (chuckling and motioning to a passed out LFF), Oh, no. While I am lazy and clearly obese, I am but a cuckhold of my master, here to cackle at his every utterance, even when I don't understand them, and generally protect him from reality, like now, as I stop folks who just saw our show from drawing Sharpie penises all over his faaaace, and putting real ones in his mouth.
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> Klubber Jolene White: "Yes, you may be seeing some
> of the same pictures again LOL but that’s
> because they are special memories of the best 2
> nights of my life".
>
> What a poor, pathetic life you lead Jolene.
Everyone in good old Virginny be sure to get out and vote! I believe Robb endorses Northam so that is who is good Omericans will all rally behind all the way to the top! The Mike o tmos show style baby!
How many shopping days left til Christmas? Almost the best time of the year and remember to get your voter ID on the election tab on TMOS show dot com. Simply the most democratic way to support the show wowowo!
Mike mentioned getting banged up so bad at the "bad place" that he wanted to put a tip jar out at the show...He arrived around lunch time on Thursday and by "din-din" that night he had already lost so much it had ruined his trip
peekza Wrote:
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> He said this an hour before he announced their
> next show will be in Vegas...How many times will
> he say Lost Wages?