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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Greg Merriweather ()
Date: June 26, 2013 10:50AM

Achilles Bum Wrote:
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> Who is to blame for the bum achilles? Genetics
> again? When did this achilles become "bum"?


There was never any mention of the achilles prior to yesterday's revelation that it was "bum". Strange, until you remember that it's TMOS and that nothing is really strange anymore.

This Ronick handling has made that very apparent.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF'sHeel ()
Date: June 26, 2013 10:57AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Achilles Bum Wrote:
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> > Who is to blame for the bum achilles? Genetics
> > again? When did this achilles become "bum"?
>
>
> Must have something to do with being
> "Barrel-chested".

That's one heck of a fat barrel.

If the knee's bad (and it is), he could easily have achilles issues, too. Anything that affect your gait can cause those. But, there's no reason he can't exercise unless he just doesn't want to (winner, winner, chicken dinner). He could swim. He could do some mat work, like Pilates. He just doesn't want to -- he wants to eat like a hog, drink like a fish, and get progressively fatter until he explodes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Achilles Bum ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:06AM

LFF'sHeel Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Achilles Bum Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Who is to blame for the bum achilles?
> Genetics
> > > again? When did this achilles become "bum"?
> >
> >
> > Must have something to do with being
> > "Barrel-chested".
>
> That's one heck of a fat barrel.
>
> If the knee's bad (and it is), he could easily
> have achilles issues, too. Anything that affect
> your gait can cause those. But, there's no reason
> he can't exercise unless he just doesn't want to
> (winner, winner, chicken dinner). He could swim.
> He could do some mat work, like Pilates. He just
> doesn't want to -- he wants to eat like a hog,
> drink like a fish, and get progressively fatter
> until he explodes.


Massive alcohol consumption doesn't help either.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:08AM

Good for Oscar. He needs to point out Mike's bullshit more often.

Buzz is gone and Robb will never do it.

Jeezuz, Mike... no wonder your knees and ankles hurt. You weigh 400 lbs and you don't even try to walk anymore.

Good luck chasing after a toddler in a few months!

Dumb ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: well adjusted ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:17AM

enzo Wrote:
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> If they brought back a pissed-off RJ who had begun
> to hate O'Meara and made it a two man show - sort
> of a discussion about things that they never
> agreed on - that would be the best podcast out
> there.

Ha I'd pay to see an hour of that. RJ always pushed Mikes' buttons, it was hilarious.


Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> I would argue that the last six months (really,
> most of the post-election period) has been some of
> the best of the show.

I would say that the shows since Buzz's departure have been better (just IMO).
Maybe it's less tension in the air now he's actually gone, Oscar participating more, perhaps not quite such the interrupt-fest.
Forgive me but in the last show I didn't hate Robb.

I hope they keep it up and get big and make tons of money. Buzz and Marc (if he's gone) too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:19AM

Only RJ can save this show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 26, 2013 11:56AM

In yesterday's audio vault, Robb and Mike got into a discussion @ 72:00 regarding laughing at the wrong time, and Mike's cackle sounded just like Robb's every time Mike opens his freaking mouth.

I wonder if the word "irony" ever crosses their minds?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: June 26, 2013 12:36PM

I've listened since the old D&M days, and it was the laugh track more than anything else that did me in. I'm not even trying to listen now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: June 26, 2013 01:26PM

enzo Wrote:
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> I've listened since the old D&M days, and it was
> the laugh track more than anything else that did
> me in. I'm not even trying to listen now.


Yes, but how much pizza do you think LFF could eat in one sitting?

Sorry, couldn't resist . . .

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 26, 2013 01:29PM

The worst thing to come from Buzz departure is Oscar's new fake laugh. My God is it ever annoying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carnack ()
Date: June 26, 2013 01:36PM

How will MIke make the DOMA repeal all about him.....hmmmm.......he has gay friends?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 26, 2013 02:10PM

Carnack Wrote:
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> How will MIke make the DOMA repeal all about
> him.....hmmmm.......he has gay friends?


Maybe he'll admit that he finally turned Carla gay.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhhatttt ()
Date: June 26, 2013 02:47PM

Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?

We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a regular at the DC Eagle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: c'mon now ()
Date: June 26, 2013 02:57PM

Whhhhatttt Wrote:
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> Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
>
> We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a regular
> at the DC Eagle.


How do "we know" that about Officer Jerky? You have first-hand knowledge?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: June 26, 2013 03:10PM

Whhhhatttt Wrote:
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> Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> vest?

Mike asking sorority girls in FLA if he could use their bathroom to "winky-tink."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maurice ()
Date: June 26, 2013 03:11PM

Carnack Wrote:
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> How will MIke make the DOMA repeal all about
> him.....hmmmm.......he has gay friends?


HELLO!!!!???? MIke did a gay character named Maurice Butkus back on the Morning Zoo in 1986 and people complained so he stopped. He has been persecuted as a gay person and knows what this feels like.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: June 26, 2013 03:11PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Peekza? ()
Date: June 26, 2013 03:34PM

Dude, where are you, we're on page 235.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GroaningScale ()
Date: June 26, 2013 05:22PM

Peekza? Wrote:
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> Dude, where are you, we're on page 235.

Rolling toward 60% of LFF's weight. I'm figuring him for at least 350 at this point.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: June 26, 2013 06:00PM

Whhhhatttt Wrote:
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> Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
>
> We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a regular
> at the DC Eagle.


I have to say, once again, that Harley guys and Hell's Angels do in fact call their motorcycles 'scoots' and 'scooters.'

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhhatttt ()
Date: June 26, 2013 06:33PM

Good to hear Mike giving advice about how to handle your face being beaten in in the Zimmerman case. Because he's such an accomplished fighter.

If Mike had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. Just wait and see.

Robb asks if there was a time when people didn't take sides.

Watts riots.

MLK riots.

Then Mike delivers his wisdom on racism and Paula Dean.

Here's the deal, Mike, and no one else will say this: when black people stop saying "nigger" I'll stop saying it. And you will never have the courage to correct a black person for saying it. Actually, since you lost the radio show, you will never talk to a black person.

Back in the day, Indians (dot) and Arabs also counted as niggers. With his AU education, Mike should know that.

edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:21PM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WWWWhhhattt ()
Date: June 26, 2013 06:35PM

enzo Wrote:
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> Whhhhatttt Wrote:
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> > Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> > vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
> >
> > We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a
> regular
> > at the DC Eagle.
>
>
> I have to say, once again, that Harley guys and
> Hell's Angels do in fact call their motorcycles
> 'scoots' and 'scooters.'

There's a difference between "scoot" and "scooter" you fag.

And Sonny Barger says Harleys suck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: June 26, 2013 07:35PM

troll troll troll

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Wonder ()
Date: June 26, 2013 08:21PM

An internet troll by any other name would still be a troll.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Internet Tommy ()
Date: June 26, 2013 08:44PM

Semper Fat 235

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tarbaby ()
Date: June 26, 2013 09:44PM

I guess Mike forgets his constant bitching about arabs at airports. I guess if you can't afford to fly it isn't really an issue anymore

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Listener ()
Date: June 26, 2013 10:39PM

A Listener says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

June 26, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Hey guys. Get over yourselves. The podcast audio is fine. A big bowl of OK. Doesn’t sound any better or worse than any other professional podcast. Yes, you sound better than the Mark And Lowell show. Congratulations. You know what else is important for a podcast? A decent website. Good download speeds. Not uploading the wrong file. Delivering bonus shows consistently. Having an entertaining show. Start hitting some of those other goals and stop congratulating yourself for pulling some wire.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhatttt ()
Date: June 26, 2013 10:56PM

You make a good point, but really what they're congratulating themselves on is REARRANGING THE FURNITURE and taking the whole day to do it.

The sound is not "better" than anything.

This was Day 3 of Talking About Re-Arranging the Furniture. Let's have a week of shows about Carla's mucus plug, or Mike's daughter's fondness for BBC, i.e. "Big Jibril" then you'd have a show.


edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:20PM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: History ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:12PM

0 Responses to #843 “Meth Mouth”
History says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

June 26, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Hey Mike, during your self-important, kumbahya, “I love everyone” moment today, did your multiple racial tirades against middle eastern employees at Dulles slip your mind? What about Robb and your insensitive racial comments and “impressions” directed towards Asians? Yes, you don’t make fun of african americans much. That doesn’t make you not racist, you ignorant hump. You’re as racist as the day is long.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhatttt ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:22PM

I think what you're saying is Mike is scared of niggers.

edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: microphone ()
Date: June 26, 2013 11:27PM

If today's show has ONE instance of Robb criticizing Paula Dean, I just can't listen to that bullshit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:49AM

235...Semper Fat...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:52AM

Peekza? Wrote:
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> Dude, where are you, we're on page 235.


Sorry for the absence...Rest assured, I'm back on duty now...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:53AM

Internet Tommy Wrote:
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> Semper Fat 235


Thank You for stepping into the breach...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fancy Pants ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:53AM

Another day and fewer comments. You guys just can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely screaming in a room all by yourself.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oc ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:56AM

peekza, thank God...we were starting to worry that maybe Mike had eaten you!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: krewe pants ()
Date: June 27, 2013 08:25AM

Fancy Pants Wrote:
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> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.


Another week and fewer failcast krewe members. Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his parent's basement. That's the true flame out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fancy Pants ()
Date: June 27, 2013 08:27AM

krewe pants Wrote:
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> Fancy Pants Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> > can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> > screaming in a room all by yourself.
>
>
> Another week and fewer failcast krewe members.
> Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his
> parent's basement. That's the true flame out.


Marc is expanding the Marc and Lowell Show, to include t-shirts and other items. That show is going to be huge.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: krewe pants ()
Date: June 27, 2013 08:45AM

Fancy Pants Wrote:
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> krewe pants Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fancy Pants Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Another day and fewer comments. You guys
> just
> > > can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> > > screaming in a room all by yourself.
> >
> >
> > Another week and fewer failcast krewe members.
> > Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his
> > parent's basement. That's the true flame out.
>
>
> Marc is expanding the Marc and Lowell Show, to
> include t-shirts and other items. That show is
> going to be huge.

Yes. Now that it's not in the TMOS iTunes feed or on the website, I'm sure the downloads are through the roof. I'm sure it's a quality product, they've probably already been offered a spot on XM.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Laaaaughing ()
Date: June 27, 2013 08:56AM

Fancy Pants Wrote:
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> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.

Give it another couple of weeks, and you can ask Rob(b) how that feels.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: microphone ()
Date: June 27, 2013 09:05AM

ZANG

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 27, 2013 09:37AM

Fancy Pants Wrote:
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> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.


Well, you certainly can't stay away, now can you?

Thanks for helping keep it alive.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hank's Look Around Cafe ()
Date: June 27, 2013 09:40AM

Fancy Pants Wrote:
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> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.

Hey now!

Great to have you faux Whackbagers stop by!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 27, 2013 09:42AM

Finally. Some of the comments are pretty funny too. I'm sure today's show will be addressing all of them.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: June 27, 2013 09:47AM

Greg Merriweather Wrote:
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> Finally. Some of the comments are pretty funny
> too. I'm sure today's show will be addressing all
> of them.

Man, that was the classic, "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Marc," wasn't it? The ship be sinking, and Captain Hazelwood dumps one of the minions.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jack Welch ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:04AM

DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Man, that was the classic, "Don't let the door hit
> you on the ass on the way out, Marc," wasn't it?
> The ship be sinking, and Captain Hazelwood dumps
> one of the minions.

Gawd-Damnit! This O'Meara fellow really knows how to cut payroll, reminds me of my days at General Electric. Really gets my blood pumping to see the bodies fall, O'Meara!

Keep on right-sizing, big guy!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Darwin ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:08AM

Just changing and evolving......are you kidding me? Way to go lemmings, you keep believeing that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pedro Moreno ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:10AM

I wonder if Mike will just drop this in during the last 30 seconds of the show like he did the whole "advice of legal counsel" speech about Buzz and the Raw shows.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:10AM

So is Oscar handling the "business aspects" (lmao) of the show now? How long until Mike cuts into him for reading the same Amazon spot 50 times in a row?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RJ3 ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:13AM

lolz Wrote:
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> So is Oscar handling the "business aspects" (lmao)
> of the show now? How long until Mike cuts into him
> for reading the same Amazon spot 50 times in a
> row?


Mike will explain it away that Oscar has been handling the business end of things for some time now, so it is no big deal, just like Robb had actually been doing the birthday messages for some time now, so Buzz leaving had no impact.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pedro Moreno ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:22AM

Yeh, it's really a "band of brothers" when you allow people to say things like this about your close friends and coworkers who you have worked with for so many years, real classy:

Love the direction TMOS is going. Feeling the good synergy from the nucleus of the show without any "noise" getting in the way. Trimming the fat and having/adding only key players is always a good move.



Who are they adding by the way?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:33AM

What a great business plan, Mike...

Profits shrink, so just reduce the number of ways you split it.

Yeah, that's effective.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 27, 2013 10:34AM

Check out some of these comments. Notice that some have been deleted, but I had the page open while it was deleted, so they are still there. Some of the TMOS lemmings' comments are equally entertaining.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:54AM

Wow, they are actively removing negative (truthful) comments as I watch.

So glad you captured the above screenshot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charley ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:56AM

"I'm sure that puts additional burdens on you and the business side, but as a selfish matter, it won't affect the show....." What?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Uncle Cartoon ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:57AM

Marc was caught stealing? That's a new one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charley ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:58AM

Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
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> Marc was caught stealing? That's a new one.


Hard to believe since MIke is usually the one stealing from the show's bank account. Snow blower anyone?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maurice ()
Date: June 27, 2013 11:07AM

Charley Wrote:
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> Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
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> > Marc was caught stealing? That's a new one.
>
>
> Hard to believe since MIke is usually the one
> stealing from the show's bank account. Snow
> blower anyone?


And all the money blown in Charlestown

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: #TMOS #FAIL ()
Date: June 27, 2013 11:39AM

TMOS will be off the air by Christmas.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: June 27, 2013 11:40AM

Marc caught stealing? I'm sure he couldn't help it. I'm glad they are keeping him for 'consultation.' haha

One month to go?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: microphone ()
Date: June 27, 2013 11:58AM

If Marc was even suspected of stealing, they wouldn't say he would be consulting, etc. That's just ludicrous.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charley ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:15PM

microphone Wrote:
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> If Marc was even suspected of stealing, they
> wouldn't say he would be consulting, etc. That's
> just ludicrous.


I am sure legal counsel would advise them to not have Marc consulting if this were the case.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bobafeet ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:22PM

I wonder if there was some "quench" bullshit going down. I dont like the pressence of that quench guy-he seems like the ultimate scammer and that female from quench was gone fairly recently as well. Wonder if we will see trivia night at quench any time soon

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:22PM

I don't believe Marc was stealing. If anything he probably used the shows funds to fill up his gas tank when visiting some "client". Mike found out and was furious. Ronic brought up the snow blower and Mike melted down.

Mike, furious at the dissension from Ronic then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oncor O'Meara ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:34PM

The only person on that show who is 100% guilty of stealing is Mike O'Meara. The guy stole hours of my life with that crap show for years.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RJ3 ()
Date: June 27, 2013 12:37PM

Oncor O'Meara Wrote:
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> The only person on that show who is 100% guilty of
> stealing is Mike O'Meara. The guy stole hours of
> my life with that crap show for years.


Well, that and the snow blower.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Universal Excuse ()
Date: June 27, 2013 01:06PM

lolz Wrote:
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> Mike, furious at the dissension from Ronic then
> began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

This cracks me up for some reason.

Mike, furious at the guys who took his couch then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Mike, furious at the guys for busting him about doing nothing then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Mike, furious at WeightNot because he's still fat then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Mike, furious at the sun for coming up then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

ad infinitum

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WWHHHHATTTTTttt ()
Date: June 27, 2013 01:40PM

Mike, furious at being unable to invest his full strength and attention into the show because he was too hungover to waddle downstairs to HIS OWN LIVINGROOM, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

You're right, it is fun.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: June 27, 2013 01:47PM

Mike, furious at losing show money at the casino and sleeping in his car then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charley ()
Date: June 27, 2013 01:53PM

Mike, furious at eating and drinking uncontrollably then began to eat and drink uncontrollably

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:07PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:30PM

Mike, furious at becoming a father again afer he said he would not have any more kids then began to eat and drink uncontrollably

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Coming Attractions ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:35PM

Carla Wrote:
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> Mike, furious at becoming a father again afer he
> said he would not have any more kids then began to
> eat and drink uncontrollably

If you've got kids, you know how hard it to have a newborn even when things are GOOD at home. In the LFF house? With the failcast "studio" there, and Carla having to stop working? And suddenly LFF won't be able to get his nightly 12 hours of drunken coma sleep? And the failcast turning into the new version of "Survivor"? This is going to be complete chaos, and there's zero chance that LFF will handle it like a man.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Achilles Bum ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:37PM

Mike, furious at not having a good excuse to exercise makes up a bum Achilles story, then begins to eat and drink uncontrollably

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charley ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:38PM

Coming Attractions Wrote:
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> Carla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike, furious at becoming a father again afer
> he
> > said he would not have any more kids then began
> to
> > eat and drink uncontrollably
>
> If you've got kids, you know how hard it to have a
> newborn even when things are GOOD at home. In the
> LFF house? With the failcast "studio" there, and
> Carla having to stop working? And suddenly LFF
> won't be able to get his nightly 12 hours of
> drunken coma sleep? And the failcast turning into
> the new version of "Survivor"? This is going to
> be complete chaos, and there's zero chance that
> LFF will handle it like a man.


With the baby due any day now, this will go from bad to worse in no time. The end is near... then began to eat and drink uncontrollably

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lame theory ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:38PM

Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down' so the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get a bigger piece of the pie

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lt ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:39PM

I mean won't be working when the baby comes began to eat and drink uncontrollably

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 02:56PM

I apologize for my absence( I think it's fairly obvious now that I AM Aaron Hernandez)...I am about 4 shows behind now, so it will probably be next week before I am up to full speed, bare with me... I have listened to Monday's show though...Good Lord...Is irony lost completely on the Failcast Krewe(or what's left of it)? When Robb played the tape of Paula Deen and her "humor", how many waited for lightning to turn him into a pork pocket? He and LFF are just as guilty, if not more so of the exact same "70's style humor"... Hearing LFF rail on bigotry while sitting an arm's length from the very Bigot who keeps them off of "real" airwaves... How many of Robb's Mobb laughed at the blackboard joke? Does LFF think there is a difference between what Paula said and any of Robb's "Chinamen or anti-semitic" digs? God, its good to be back...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pedro Moreno ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:00PM

peekza Wrote:
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> I apologize for my absence( I think it's fairly
> obvious now that I AM Aaron Hernandez)...I am
> about 4 shows behind now, so it will probably be
> next week before I am up to full speed, bare with
> me... I have listened to Monday's show
> though...Good Lord...Is irony lost completely on
> the Failcast Krewe(or what's left of it)? When
> Robb played the tape of Paula Deen and her
> "humor", how many waited for lightning to turn him
> into a pork pocket? He and LFF are just as guilty,
> if not more so of the exact same "70's style
> humor"... Hearing LFF rail on bigotry while
> sitting an arm's length from the very Bigot who
> keeps them off of "real" airwaves... How many of
> Robb's Mobb laughed at the blackboard joke? Does
> LFF think there is a difference between what Paula
> said and any of Robb's "Chinamen or anti-semitic"
> digs? God, its good to be back...


Even worse, Mike will go on and on about Paula Deen, but he has received complaints about Robb and has told him to stop.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:01PM

lame theory Wrote:
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> Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down' so
> the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get a
> bigger piece of the pie

ALso so Marc wouldn't get a bigger piece of the pie for doing next to nothing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhhattt ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:01PM

Mike, angry about being called Fat Drunk Baby on DCRTV, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Mike, finding out that the baby actually IS Ronick's, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Mike, accidentally seeing his daugher in a BBC video while doing "show prep", then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:16PM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Jones ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:19PM

lame theory Wrote:
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> Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down' so
> the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get a
> bigger piece of the pie


Without question. Mike had mentioned more than once that the pie was split in equal portions between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has hated this equal split from the day it was conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1 fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport will likely go down with his income level.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pedro Moreno ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:27PM

George Jones Wrote:
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> lame theory Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down'
> so
> > the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get
> a
> > bigger piece of the pie
>
>
> Without question. Mike had mentioned more than
> once that the pie was split in equal portions
> between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has
> hated this equal split from the day it was
> conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1
> fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for
> Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport
> will likely go down with his income level.


No doubt Mike is pocketing the difference.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Real Reason ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:30PM

George Jones Wrote:
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> Without question. Mike had mentioned more than
> once that the pie was split in equal portions
> between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has
> hated this equal split from the day it was
> conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1
> fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for
> Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport
> will likely go down with his income level.

DING DING DING! The real reason for Mike firing his "brothers" comes to light.

You know why Mike is being "nice" about Marc, saying he'll still consult, etc? Because Marc still has all of the proof about the money MIKE was stealing from the show! So Mike has to be nice to him or shit will really hit the Internet.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:32PM

Random question... Does Marc still get a cut of the RAW 2013 shows or did the "legal council" advise him that they can cut him out of the share since he was terminated for theft?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Buzz's Left Nut ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:32PM

It's time to consolidate some of these acronyms. I'd like to propose LFFDB (Lazy Fat Fuck Drunk Baby) moving forward? Suggestions?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Uncle Cartoon ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:45PM

When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room talking into unplugged microphones with candles burning around them, will Mike see the error of his ways, or will it be someone else's fault? Wait, I already know the answer.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maurice ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:48PM

Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
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> When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room
> talking into unplugged microphones with candles
> burning around them, will Mike see the error of
> his ways, or will it be someone else's fault?
> Wait, I already know the answer.


Even there in the darkness Mike will refuse to give Rob(b)equal billing, citing that legal counsel told him it was better this way.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 27, 2013 03:53PM

Maurice Wrote:
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> Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room
> > talking into unplugged microphones with candles
> > burning around them, will Mike see the error of
> > his ways, or will it be someone else's fault?
> > Wait, I already know the answer.
>
>
> Even there in the darkness Mike will refuse to
> give Rob(b)equal billing, citing that legal
> counsel told him it was better this way.

It will make it easier for him to fuck Robb out of his fair share...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhhhhhattt ()
Date: June 27, 2013 04:15PM

Buzz's Left Nut Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's time to consolidate some of these acronyms.
> I'd like to propose LFFDB (Lazy Fat Fuck Drunk
> Baby) moving forward? Suggestions?

Can't work with that, for readability reasons. And Fat Drunk Baby is specifically a play on the brilliant Fat Baby t-shirt.


The talk about the ride-along was very funny. When Mike talks about NFL criminals, he leaves out Sonny Jurgensen's drunk driving arrests.

The qualities of a successful player are largely the qualities of a nigger, and that's why there are so many niggers in the NFL, and the NBA. There are exceptions like RG III and Deion (fuck you Shanahan).

Jimmy the Greek, by the way, was absolutely right.

NFL players get arrested for worse crimes, Oscar, than normal people. Michael Vick, Ray Carew, etc.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Jones ()
Date: June 27, 2013 04:25PM

Oscar will be the next to go. As opposed to Marc he really does have other irons in the fire and other sources of income. He is already getting under Mike's skin with a little more ball busting. Mike has already begun to complain and so it starts,,,, that slow burn until he ultimately explodes on him. Oscar will then tell him to fuck off and that he doesn't needs this shit. He is the only one of the crew to at least partially stand up to Mike in the past and won't take the level of abuse dished out to Buzz over the years. I hated that Buzz wouldn't stand up for himself. I'm sure that he would say it was not in his best professional interest but that don't help you sleep at night. Perhaps he considers his new podcast and his happiness the ultimate revenge. I still wish he would have kicked Mike in the balls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 27, 2013 04:29PM

George Jones Wrote:
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> still wish he would have kicked Mike in the balls.


He kind of did. He started the castle walls crumbling.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Helper ()
Date: June 27, 2013 04:30PM

Whhhhhhhattt Wrote:
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>
> NFL players get arrested for worse crimes, Oscar,
> than normal people. Michael Vick, Ray Carew, etc.


That's Rae Carruth (Sacramento native son)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: June 27, 2013 05:30PM

Mike, having discovered he has soiled his pants and finding himself in a business relationship with Headdddd as his partner and a Bolivian who is not familiar with English - conducting a podcast from his home with a laugh track and a baby crying in the background - began to eat and drink uncontrollably.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/27/2013 05:30PM by enzo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 27, 2013 05:41PM

Sooooo do I have to come up with a new name now?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whhhhatttt ()
Date: June 27, 2013 05:41PM

Thanks for the Carruth correction. I thought I had it wrong. I had Mike soiling his pants on the ridealong, then beginning to eat and drink uncontrollably.

What it will be is, Mike now has even more respect for the cops (ridealong will be in DC, where gay Officer Jerky works). Mike's face will smell like leather and anus for weeks.

Our gay heroes, pulling their 10 hour shift, 2 HOURS OF WHICH ARE OVERTIME, FDB!

In Monkey County, cops are never tested for physical fitness after they join the force, so there are some fat monkeys waddling around. I will never contribute to a police cause or sign a police petition.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: June 27, 2013 06:20PM

Ronick's Divorce Lawyer Wrote:
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> Sooooo do I have to come up with a new name now?


Maybe you can be the TMOS Retained Lawyer who advised LFF to fire Marc after Buzz quit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: noddingoff ()
Date: June 27, 2013 06:23PM

So I wonder if Mike has his will in order. Or has he let that slide, and when he keels over, it will all go to Carla and the new kid, completely cutitng out his daughters?

I can see this happening. He has a sudden and "unexpected" heart attack and then it all goes into probate b/c he couldnt be bothered to update things.

Although maybe the last ex-wife made him set aside a big chunk of money for her daughters when they split (money SHE controls, or at least Mike has completely relinquished). Best time to have done it as well; Laura divorced him at his prime earning time. Rumor was D&M were each making at least 3 million a year.

Someone clear something else up for me. I thought that maybe Mike also had a daughter (grown) from his first marriage. Is that not true? I know Don does, but for some reason I have had it in my head that Mike does as well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy ()
Date: June 27, 2013 07:26PM

Carla will have a pork chop on speed dial to deal with any heart problems.

No child from Mike's first marriage to Billie, although if memory serves he is forbidden from talking about her on the radio.

One can only hope that Laura who Mike picked up on the show hired a crafty Jew lawyer to get a front-loaded settlement. Since she's apparently remarried the alimony would stop, right?

What is wrong with the women who marry Mike O'Meara. No woman should marry me, and I recognize that. How do three women make the same mistake?

Carla finally delivered the baby, then Mike began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Failcast Jenga ()
Date: June 27, 2013 09:18PM

It all started when they pulled the Buzz stick. The Failcast Jenga tower is crumbling. Oscar will be next, and soon, followed by Carla.

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