Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Achilles Bum Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Who is to blame for the bum achilles? Genetics
> again? When did this achilles become "bum"?
There was never any mention of the achilles prior to yesterday's revelation that it was "bum". Strange, until you remember that it's TMOS and that nothing is really strange anymore.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Achilles Bum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is to blame for the bum achilles? Genetics
> > again? When did this achilles become "bum"?
>
>
> Must have something to do with being
> "Barrel-chested".
That's one heck of a fat barrel.
If the knee's bad (and it is), he could easily have achilles issues, too. Anything that affect your gait can cause those. But, there's no reason he can't exercise unless he just doesn't want to (winner, winner, chicken dinner). He could swim. He could do some mat work, like Pilates. He just doesn't want to -- he wants to eat like a hog, drink like a fish, and get progressively fatter until he explodes.
LFF'sHeel Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Achilles Bum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who is to blame for the bum achilles?
> Genetics
> > > again? When did this achilles become "bum"?
> >
> >
> > Must have something to do with being
> > "Barrel-chested".
>
> That's one heck of a fat barrel.
>
> If the knee's bad (and it is), he could easily
> have achilles issues, too. Anything that affect
> your gait can cause those. But, there's no reason
> he can't exercise unless he just doesn't want to
> (winner, winner, chicken dinner). He could swim.
> He could do some mat work, like Pilates. He just
> doesn't want to -- he wants to eat like a hog,
> drink like a fish, and get progressively fatter
> until he explodes.
enzo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If they brought back a pissed-off RJ who had begun
> to hate O'Meara and made it a two man show - sort
> of a discussion about things that they never
> agreed on - that would be the best podcast out
> there.
Ha I'd pay to see an hour of that. RJ always pushed Mikes' buttons, it was hilarious.
Fan since 1997 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I would argue that the last six months (really,
> most of the post-election period) has been some of
> the best of the show.
I would say that the shows since Buzz's departure have been better (just IMO).
Maybe it's less tension in the air now he's actually gone, Oscar participating more, perhaps not quite such the interrupt-fest.
Forgive me but in the last show I didn't hate Robb.
I hope they keep it up and get big and make tons of money. Buzz and Marc (if he's gone) too.
In yesterday's audio vault, Robb and Mike got into a discussion @ 72:00 regarding laughing at the wrong time, and Mike's cackle sounded just like Robb's every time Mike opens his freaking mouth.
I wonder if the word "irony" ever crosses their minds?
enzo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I've listened since the old D&M days, and it was
> the laugh track more than anything else that did
> me in. I'm not even trying to listen now.
Yes, but how much pizza do you think LFF could eat in one sitting?
Carnack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How will MIke make the DOMA repeal all about
> him.....hmmmm.......he has gay friends?
Maybe he'll admit that he finally turned Carla gay.
Whhhhatttt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
>
> We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a regular
> at the DC Eagle.
How do "we know" that about Officer Jerky? You have first-hand knowledge?
Carnack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How will MIke make the DOMA repeal all about
> him.....hmmmm.......he has gay friends?
HELLO!!!!???? MIke did a gay character named Maurice Butkus back on the Morning Zoo in 1986 and people complained so he stopped. He has been persecuted as a gay person and knows what this feels like.
Whhhhatttt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
>
> We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a regular
> at the DC Eagle.
I have to say, once again, that Harley guys and Hell's Angels do in fact call their motorcycles 'scoots' and 'scooters.'
Good to hear Mike giving advice about how to handle your face being beaten in in the Zimmerman case. Because he's such an accomplished fighter.
If Mike had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. Just wait and see.
Robb asks if there was a time when people didn't take sides.
Watts riots.
MLK riots.
Then Mike delivers his wisdom on racism and Paula Dean.
Here's the deal, Mike, and no one else will say this: when black people stop saying "nigger" I'll stop saying it. And you will never have the courage to correct a black person for saying it. Actually, since you lost the radio show, you will never talk to a black person.
Back in the day, Indians (dot) and Arabs also counted as niggers. With his AU education, Mike should know that.
edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:21PM by Cary.
enzo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Whhhhatttt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is there anything gayer than Mike in his scoot
> > vest? Or him just saying "scoot"?
> >
> > We already know Officer Jerky is gay and a
> regular
> > at the DC Eagle.
>
>
> I have to say, once again, that Harley guys and
> Hell's Angels do in fact call their motorcycles
> 'scoots' and 'scooters.'
There's a difference between "scoot" and "scooter" you fag.
A Listener says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
June 26, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Hey guys. Get over yourselves. The podcast audio is fine. A big bowl of OK. Doesn’t sound any better or worse than any other professional podcast. Yes, you sound better than the Mark And Lowell show. Congratulations. You know what else is important for a podcast? A decent website. Good download speeds. Not uploading the wrong file. Delivering bonus shows consistently. Having an entertaining show. Start hitting some of those other goals and stop congratulating yourself for pulling some wire.
You make a good point, but really what they're congratulating themselves on is REARRANGING THE FURNITURE and taking the whole day to do it.
The sound is not "better" than anything.
This was Day 3 of Talking About Re-Arranging the Furniture. Let's have a week of shows about Carla's mucus plug, or Mike's daughter's fondness for BBC, i.e. "Big Jibril" then you'd have a show.
edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:20PM by Cary.
0 Responses to #843 “Meth Mouth”
History says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
June 26, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Hey Mike, during your self-important, kumbahya, “I love everyone” moment today, did your multiple racial tirades against middle eastern employees at Dulles slip your mind? What about Robb and your insensitive racial comments and “impressions” directed towards Asians? Yes, you don’t make fun of african americans much. That doesn’t make you not racist, you ignorant hump. You’re as racist as the day is long.
I think what you're saying is Mike is scared of niggers.
edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:21PM by Cary.
Fancy Pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.
Another week and fewer failcast krewe members. Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his parent's basement. That's the true flame out.
krewe pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fancy Pants Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> > can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> > screaming in a room all by yourself.
>
>
> Another week and fewer failcast krewe members.
> Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his
> parent's basement. That's the true flame out.
Marc is expanding the Marc and Lowell Show, to include t-shirts and other items. That show is going to be huge.
Fancy Pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> krewe pants Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fancy Pants Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Another day and fewer comments. You guys
> just
> > > can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> > > screaming in a room all by yourself.
> >
> >
> > Another week and fewer failcast krewe members.
> > Must be lonely for Ronnick sitting alone in his
> > parent's basement. That's the true flame out.
>
>
> Marc is expanding the Marc and Lowell Show, to
> include t-shirts and other items. That show is
> going to be huge.
Yes. Now that it's not in the TMOS iTunes feed or on the website, I'm sure the downloads are through the roof. I'm sure it's a quality product, they've probably already been offered a spot on XM.
Fancy Pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.
Give it another couple of weeks, and you can ask Rob(b) how that feels.
Fancy Pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.
Fancy Pants Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Another day and fewer comments. You guys just
> can't keep the fire burning. Must be lonely
> screaming in a room all by yourself.
Greg Merriweather Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Finally. Some of the comments are pretty funny
> too. I'm sure today's show will be addressing all
> of them.
Man, that was the classic, "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Marc," wasn't it? The ship be sinking, and Captain Hazelwood dumps one of the minions.
DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man, that was the classic, "Don't let the door hit
> you on the ass on the way out, Marc," wasn't it?
> The ship be sinking, and Captain Hazelwood dumps
> one of the minions.
Gawd-Damnit! This O'Meara fellow really knows how to cut payroll, reminds me of my days at General Electric. Really gets my blood pumping to see the bodies fall, O'Meara!
I wonder if Mike will just drop this in during the last 30 seconds of the show like he did the whole "advice of legal counsel" speech about Buzz and the Raw shows.
So is Oscar handling the "business aspects" (lmao) of the show now? How long until Mike cuts into him for reading the same Amazon spot 50 times in a row?
lolz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So is Oscar handling the "business aspects" (lmao)
> of the show now? How long until Mike cuts into him
> for reading the same Amazon spot 50 times in a
> row?
Mike will explain it away that Oscar has been handling the business end of things for some time now, so it is no big deal, just like Robb had actually been doing the birthday messages for some time now, so Buzz leaving had no impact.
Yeh, it's really a "band of brothers" when you allow people to say things like this about your close friends and coworkers who you have worked with for so many years, real classy:
Love the direction TMOS is going. Feeling the good synergy from the nucleus of the show without any "noise" getting in the way. Trimming the fat and having/adding only key players is always a good move.
Check out some of these comments. Notice that some have been deleted, but I had the page open while it was deleted, so they are still there. Some of the TMOS lemmings' comments are equally entertaining.
Attachments:
Charley Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Marc was caught stealing? That's a new one.
>
>
> Hard to believe since MIke is usually the one
> stealing from the show's bank account. Snow
> blower anyone?
microphone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If Marc was even suspected of stealing, they
> wouldn't say he would be consulting, etc. That's
> just ludicrous.
I am sure legal counsel would advise them to not have Marc consulting if this were the case.
I wonder if there was some "quench" bullshit going down. I dont like the pressence of that quench guy-he seems like the ultimate scammer and that female from quench was gone fairly recently as well. Wonder if we will see trivia night at quench any time soon
I don't believe Marc was stealing. If anything he probably used the shows funds to fill up his gas tank when visiting some "client". Mike found out and was furious. Ronic brought up the snow blower and Mike melted down.
Mike, furious at the dissension from Ronic then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Oncor O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The only person on that show who is 100% guilty of
> stealing is Mike O'Meara. The guy stole hours of
> my life with that crap show for years.
lolz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike, furious at the dissension from Ronic then
> began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
This cracks me up for some reason.
Mike, furious at the guys who took his couch then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, furious at the guys for busting him about doing nothing then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, furious at WeightNot because he's still fat then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, furious at the sun for coming up then
began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, furious at being unable to invest his full strength and attention into the show because he was too hungover to waddle downstairs to HIS OWN LIVINGROOM, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Carla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike, furious at becoming a father again afer he
> said he would not have any more kids then began to
> eat and drink uncontrollably
If you've got kids, you know how hard it to have a newborn even when things are GOOD at home. In the LFF house? With the failcast "studio" there, and Carla having to stop working? And suddenly LFF won't be able to get his nightly 12 hours of drunken coma sleep? And the failcast turning into the new version of "Survivor"? This is going to be complete chaos, and there's zero chance that LFF will handle it like a man.
Coming Attractions Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Carla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike, furious at becoming a father again afer
> he
> > said he would not have any more kids then began
> to
> > eat and drink uncontrollably
>
> If you've got kids, you know how hard it to have a
> newborn even when things are GOOD at home. In the
> LFF house? With the failcast "studio" there, and
> Carla having to stop working? And suddenly LFF
> won't be able to get his nightly 12 hours of
> drunken coma sleep? And the failcast turning into
> the new version of "Survivor"? This is going to
> be complete chaos, and there's zero chance that
> LFF will handle it like a man.
With the baby due any day now, this will go from bad to worse in no time. The end is near... then began to eat and drink uncontrollably
I apologize for my absence( I think it's fairly obvious now that I AM Aaron Hernandez)...I am about 4 shows behind now, so it will probably be next week before I am up to full speed, bare with me... I have listened to Monday's show though...Good Lord...Is irony lost completely on the Failcast Krewe(or what's left of it)? When Robb played the tape of Paula Deen and her "humor", how many waited for lightning to turn him into a pork pocket? He and LFF are just as guilty, if not more so of the exact same "70's style humor"... Hearing LFF rail on bigotry while sitting an arm's length from the very Bigot who keeps them off of "real" airwaves... How many of Robb's Mobb laughed at the blackboard joke? Does LFF think there is a difference between what Paula said and any of Robb's "Chinamen or anti-semitic" digs? God, its good to be back...
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I apologize for my absence( I think it's fairly
> obvious now that I AM Aaron Hernandez)...I am
> about 4 shows behind now, so it will probably be
> next week before I am up to full speed, bare with
> me... I have listened to Monday's show
> though...Good Lord...Is irony lost completely on
> the Failcast Krewe(or what's left of it)? When
> Robb played the tape of Paula Deen and her
> "humor", how many waited for lightning to turn him
> into a pork pocket? He and LFF are just as guilty,
> if not more so of the exact same "70's style
> humor"... Hearing LFF rail on bigotry while
> sitting an arm's length from the very Bigot who
> keeps them off of "real" airwaves... How many of
> Robb's Mobb laughed at the blackboard joke? Does
> LFF think there is a difference between what Paula
> said and any of Robb's "Chinamen or anti-semitic"
> digs? God, its good to be back...
Even worse, Mike will go on and on about Paula Deen, but he has received complaints about Robb and has told him to stop.
lame theory Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down' so
> the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get a
> bigger piece of the pie
ALso so Marc wouldn't get a bigger piece of the pie for doing next to nothing.
Mike, angry about being called Fat Drunk Baby on DCRTV, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, finding out that the baby actually IS Ronick's, then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Mike, accidentally seeing his daugher in a BBC video while doing "show prep", then began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:16PM by Cary.
lame theory Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down' so
> the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get a
> bigger piece of the pie
Without question. Mike had mentioned more than once that the pie was split in equal portions between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has hated this equal split from the day it was conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1 fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport will likely go down with his income level.
George Jones Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lame theory Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since Carla isn't working Marc 'stepped down'
> so
> > the morbidly obese abusive alcoholic could get
> a
> > bigger piece of the pie
>
>
> Without question. Mike had mentioned more than
> once that the pie was split in equal portions
> between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has
> hated this equal split from the day it was
> conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1
> fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for
> Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport
> will likely go down with his income level.
George Jones Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Without question. Mike had mentioned more than
> once that the pie was split in equal portions
> between him, Buzz, Rob, Oscar, and Marc. He has
> hated this equal split from the day it was
> conceived. Rob and Oscar will continue to get 1
> fifth and Mike will rake in the other 3. As for
> Marc, a silver lining is that his child suport
> will likely go down with his income level.
DING DING DING! The real reason for Mike firing his "brothers" comes to light.
You know why Mike is being "nice" about Marc, saying he'll still consult, etc? Because Marc still has all of the proof about the money MIKE was stealing from the show! So Mike has to be nice to him or shit will really hit the Internet.
Random question... Does Marc still get a cut of the RAW 2013 shows or did the "legal council" advise him that they can cut him out of the share since he was terminated for theft?
When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room talking into unplugged microphones with candles burning around them, will Mike see the error of his ways, or will it be someone else's fault? Wait, I already know the answer.
Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room
> talking into unplugged microphones with candles
> burning around them, will Mike see the error of
> his ways, or will it be someone else's fault?
> Wait, I already know the answer.
Even there in the darkness Mike will refuse to give Rob(b)equal billing, citing that legal counsel told him it was better this way.
Maurice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Uncle Cartoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Robb and Mike are all alone in the room
> > talking into unplugged microphones with candles
> > burning around them, will Mike see the error of
> > his ways, or will it be someone else's fault?
> > Wait, I already know the answer.
>
>
> Even there in the darkness Mike will refuse to
> give Rob(b)equal billing, citing that legal
> counsel told him it was better this way.
It will make it easier for him to fuck Robb out of his fair share...
Buzz's Left Nut Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's time to consolidate some of these acronyms.
> I'd like to propose LFFDB (Lazy Fat Fuck Drunk
> Baby) moving forward? Suggestions?
Can't work with that, for readability reasons. And Fat Drunk Baby is specifically a play on the brilliant Fat Baby t-shirt.
The talk about the ride-along was very funny. When Mike talks about NFL criminals, he leaves out Sonny Jurgensen's drunk driving arrests.
The qualities of a successful player are largely the qualities of a nigger, and that's why there are so many niggers in the NFL, and the NBA. There are exceptions like RG III and Deion (fuck you Shanahan).
Jimmy the Greek, by the way, was absolutely right.
NFL players get arrested for worse crimes, Oscar, than normal people. Michael Vick, Ray Carew, etc.
edit by Cary (the admin): This user has a history of nearly strictly garbage and racist posts. Some posts by this user have been hidden. The user was banned for 180 days.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2013 01:15PM by Cary.
Oscar will be the next to go. As opposed to Marc he really does have other irons in the fire and other sources of income. He is already getting under Mike's skin with a little more ball busting. Mike has already begun to complain and so it starts,,,, that slow burn until he ultimately explodes on him. Oscar will then tell him to fuck off and that he doesn't needs this shit. He is the only one of the crew to at least partially stand up to Mike in the past and won't take the level of abuse dished out to Buzz over the years. I hated that Buzz wouldn't stand up for himself. I'm sure that he would say it was not in his best professional interest but that don't help you sleep at night. Perhaps he considers his new podcast and his happiness the ultimate revenge. I still wish he would have kicked Mike in the balls.
Mike, having discovered he has soiled his pants and finding himself in a business relationship with Headdddd as his partner and a Bolivian who is not familiar with English - conducting a podcast from his home with a laugh track and a baby crying in the background - began to eat and drink uncontrollably.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/27/2013 05:30PM by enzo.
Thanks for the Carruth correction. I thought I had it wrong. I had Mike soiling his pants on the ridealong, then beginning to eat and drink uncontrollably.
What it will be is, Mike now has even more respect for the cops (ridealong will be in DC, where gay Officer Jerky works). Mike's face will smell like leather and anus for weeks.
Our gay heroes, pulling their 10 hour shift, 2 HOURS OF WHICH ARE OVERTIME, FDB!
In Monkey County, cops are never tested for physical fitness after they join the force, so there are some fat monkeys waddling around. I will never contribute to a police cause or sign a police petition.
So I wonder if Mike has his will in order. Or has he let that slide, and when he keels over, it will all go to Carla and the new kid, completely cutitng out his daughters?
I can see this happening. He has a sudden and "unexpected" heart attack and then it all goes into probate b/c he couldnt be bothered to update things.
Although maybe the last ex-wife made him set aside a big chunk of money for her daughters when they split (money SHE controls, or at least Mike has completely relinquished). Best time to have done it as well; Laura divorced him at his prime earning time. Rumor was D&M were each making at least 3 million a year.
Someone clear something else up for me. I thought that maybe Mike also had a daughter (grown) from his first marriage. Is that not true? I know Don does, but for some reason I have had it in my head that Mike does as well.
Carla will have a pork chop on speed dial to deal with any heart problems.
No child from Mike's first marriage to Billie, although if memory serves he is forbidden from talking about her on the radio.
One can only hope that Laura who Mike picked up on the show hired a crafty Jew lawyer to get a front-loaded settlement. Since she's apparently remarried the alimony would stop, right?
What is wrong with the women who marry Mike O'Meara. No woman should marry me, and I recognize that. How do three women make the same mistake?
Carla finally delivered the baby, then Mike began to eat and drink uncontrollably.