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Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:35PM

So I'm taking walk the other day and some young black punk comes up to me and tells me how he urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a full dose of its wondrous power into both of his bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in agony on the ground and proceeded on my way. Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in all a very satisfying experience for me and the ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile subhuman.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:37PM

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> So I'm taking walk the other day and some young
> black punk comes up to me and tells me how he
> urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I
> proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my
> trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a
> full dose of its wondrous power into both of his
> bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in
> agony on the ground and proceeded on my way.
> Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some
> local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in
> all a very satisfying experience for me and the
> ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile
> subhuman.

Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:38PM

Although this story is false and you are trying to trololol I hope a nigger robs and rapes the shit out of you. He could have needed to call 911 because a white woman had her throat slashed and you let her bleed to death. Did you EVER think about that?! No. Of course not.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:40PM

Dear Lizzie, You are too stupid to truly realize how stupid you are.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:41PM

I'm not stupid. Nothing I said was stupid. You're the stupid one. You carry mace and claim to spray it at nigs. That's stupid.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:42PM

Btw capitalizing the "l" in my name is a sign of respect, pancks

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: men ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:42PM

we're all men

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:47PM

No Lizzie, capitalizing your name is a sign of good grammar, somthing you are obviously unfamiliar with.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:48PM

I'm very familiar with well grammar but I didn't make this name. Trust me, I would have capitalized it if I had.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:49PM

But since "Lizzie" isn't my name, capitalizing the L is a sign of respect. And come on your name is "pancks" wtf is that? Some well grammar you got goin on thurr buddie!

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:50PM

Dear Lizzie, I suppose that in your feeble mind that sentence means something. If I cared enough I might even ask what.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:51PM

You replied. It means you care :)

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Stupid Poster ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:52PM

Stop talking to yourself

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: fuck 'em ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:52PM

I like your story even though you made it up. The world is pussyfying so badly right now that many other people believe it would be the right thing to hand over your cell phone, even if you know there is a good chance you are being robbed. The whole, "But what if somebody..." attitude. The world is harsh. Bad things happen. The best you can do is look out for yourself and those closest to you. Fuck the rest.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: t9MdH ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:53PM

Stupid Poster Wrote:
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> Stop talking to yourself


go back to your slowbus name and stop lurking on tgp

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:53PM

Dear Lizzie I do care. I believe that the mentally challenged deserve all the help they can get!

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:54PM

Then please go help yourself.

It's "pancakes"

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:55PM

By the way, sad to say, the story is not made up. It's just another sad commentary on the times. The part about the opthomologist isn't verifiable though I must admit. But consider the sunhuman specimen we are talking about here.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:57PM

It's made up. Everyone lies on the internet.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:57PM

Dear lizzie (note lowercase spelling) pancakes? Seriously? That's your idea of wit? Read a lot of Oscar Wilde do you lizzie?

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 10:59PM

Thanks for showing me that I can control you. I made you type lowercase!

But that's besides the point. Who said anything about "wit" and I don't read but oh you're right. It's pancocks, isn't it?

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:04PM

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> No Lizzie, capitalizing your name is a sign of
> good grammar, somthing you are obviously
> unfamiliar with.


Actually, capitalization is just capitalization. Proper grammar is something else entirely.

And I have to say, based off of this thread, lizzie does appear more intelligent than you...

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:05PM

Dear Lizzie (Note uppercase spelling) You've got me there! You've left me speechless as I usually am in the presence of a truly low IQ.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:08PM

Again. I controlled you. You should just quit while you're behind. And lol I guess you're speechless all the time since you're always in your own presence, huh?

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:09PM

Dear Lizzie, your incoherent, inchoate offerings are a delight to read!

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:10PM

You make me have to shit. I'll be back in 10.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:12PM

Dear Lizzie, even someone as full of it as you are has to release some of it from time to time. It's natural.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:13PM

Shitting is not natural. Pooping is.

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#stillwinning

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:15PM

Dear Lizzie, are you writing on the bowl?

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:15PM

Bowels.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:17PM

Dear Lizzie, I do hope that it all came out all right and I am eternally grateful that I am not at present downwind.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:40PM

Damnit I keep forgetting that my west coast slang doesn't translate very well on here. When I said taking a shit I really meant going to get high

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:41PM

Well then, since you put it that way I wish I was downwind!

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:42PM

I COULD pass that shit. Just gimme your addy

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:42PM

You know what I mean by "pass that shit" right?

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:44PM

Perhaps you could enlighten me.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:45PM

"That shit" be the blunt, bong, pipe, vape, or joint

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: Pancks(1) ()
Date: February 29, 2012 11:47PM

As I thought, hence the "downwind" reference.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 01, 2012 08:16AM

Hey, I smoke weed while on the toilet too.

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: March 01, 2012 01:55PM

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> Dear Lizzie, You are too stupid to truly realize
> how stupid you are.


+ 500 to the power of 4

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: poopface ()
Date: March 01, 2012 02:03PM

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> So I'm taking walk the other day and some young
> black punk comes up to me and tells me how he
> urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I
> proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my
> trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a
> full dose of its wondrous power into both of his
> bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in
> agony on the ground and proceeded on my way.
> Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some
> local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in
> all a very satisfying experience for me and the
> ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile
> subhuman.

You are an obvious troll considering that it is felony assault in the state of Virginia to attack someone with pepper spray if it wasn't in self defense. Simply asking to borrow someone's cell phone isn't considered an attack. So try again troll

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Re: Incident on a walk
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 01, 2012 02:32PM

I didn't say shit about smoking weed........

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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