So I'm taking walk the other day and some young black punk comes up to me and tells me how he urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a full dose of its wondrous power into both of his bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in agony on the ground and proceeded on my way. Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in all a very satisfying experience for me and the ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile subhuman.

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> So I'm taking walk the other day and some young
> black punk comes up to me and tells me how he
> urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I
> proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my
> trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a
> full dose of its wondrous power into both of his
> bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in
> agony on the ground and proceeded on my way.
> Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some
> local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in
> all a very satisfying experience for me and the
> ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile
> subhuman.

Blessed are the murderous.
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Although this story is false and you are trying to trololol I hope a nigger robs and rapes the shit out of you. He could have needed to call 911 because a white woman had her throat slashed and you let her bleed to death. Did you EVER think about that?! No. Of course not.

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Dear Lizzie, You are too stupid to truly realize how stupid you are.

I'm not stupid. Nothing I said was stupid. You're the stupid one. You carry mace and claim to spray it at nigs. That's stupid.

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Btw capitalizing the "l" in my name is a sign of respect, pancks

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we're all men

No Lizzie, capitalizing your name is a sign of good grammar, somthing you are obviously unfamiliar with.

I'm very familiar with well grammar but I didn't make this name. Trust me, I would have capitalized it if I had.

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But since "Lizzie" isn't my name, capitalizing the L is a sign of respect. And come on your name is "pancks" wtf is that? Some well grammar you got goin on thurr buddie!

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Dear Lizzie, I suppose that in your feeble mind that sentence means something. If I cared enough I might even ask what.

You replied. It means you care :)

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Stop talking to yourself

I like your story even though you made it up. The world is pussyfying so badly right now that many other people believe it would be the right thing to hand over your cell phone, even if you know there is a good chance you are being robbed. The whole, "But what if somebody..." attitude. The world is harsh. Bad things happen. The best you can do is look out for yourself and those closest to you. Fuck the rest.

Stupid Poster Wrote:
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> Stop talking to yourself


go back to your slowbus name and stop lurking on tgp

Dear Lizzie I do care. I believe that the mentally challenged deserve all the help they can get!

Then please go help yourself.

It's "pancakes"

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#stillwinning

By the way, sad to say, the story is not made up. It's just another sad commentary on the times. The part about the opthomologist isn't verifiable though I must admit. But consider the sunhuman specimen we are talking about here.

It's made up. Everyone lies on the internet.

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Dear lizzie (note lowercase spelling) pancakes? Seriously? That's your idea of wit? Read a lot of Oscar Wilde do you lizzie?

Thanks for showing me that I can control you. I made you type lowercase!

But that's besides the point. Who said anything about "wit" and I don't read but oh you're right. It's pancocks, isn't it?

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Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> No Lizzie, capitalizing your name is a sign of
> good grammar, somthing you are obviously
> unfamiliar with.


Actually, capitalization is just capitalization. Proper grammar is something else entirely.

And I have to say, based off of this thread, lizzie does appear more intelligent than you...

Dear Lizzie (Note uppercase spelling) You've got me there! You've left me speechless as I usually am in the presence of a truly low IQ.

Again. I controlled you. You should just quit while you're behind. And lol I guess you're speechless all the time since you're always in your own presence, huh?

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Dear Lizzie, your incoherent, inchoate offerings are a delight to read!

You make me have to shit. I'll be back in 10.

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Dear Lizzie, even someone as full of it as you are has to release some of it from time to time. It's natural.

Shitting is not natural. Pooping is.

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Dear Lizzie, are you writing on the bowl?

Bowels.

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Dear Lizzie, I do hope that it all came out all right and I am eternally grateful that I am not at present downwind.

Damnit I keep forgetting that my west coast slang doesn't translate very well on here. When I said taking a shit I really meant going to get high

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Well then, since you put it that way I wish I was downwind!

I COULD pass that shit. Just gimme your addy

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You know what I mean by "pass that shit" right?

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Perhaps you could enlighten me.

"That shit" be the blunt, bong, pipe, vape, or joint

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As I thought, hence the "downwind" reference.

Hey, I smoke weed while on the toilet too.

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> Dear Lizzie, You are too stupid to truly realize
> how stupid you are.


+ 500 to the power of 4

Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> So I'm taking walk the other day and some young
> black punk comes up to me and tells me how he
> urgently needed to borrow my cell phone. I
> proceeded to reach into my pocket and grabbed my
> trusty can of mace and gave this degenerate a
> full dose of its wondrous power into both of his
> bulging eyes. I left the miscreant writhing in
> agony on the ground and proceeded on my way.
> Bottom line: I still have my cell phone and some
> local ophthalmologist has a new patient. All in
> all a very satisfying experience for me and the
> ophthalmologist. Probably not so for the vile
> subhuman.

You are an obvious troll considering that it is felony assault in the state of Virginia to attack someone with pepper spray if it wasn't in self defense. Simply asking to borrow someone's cell phone isn't considered an attack. So try again troll

I didn't say shit about smoking weed........

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning