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Nah more like I'm moving and have been spending the past week packing. It's sad when people notice when I don't post. That's just beyond creepy. I guess you're really going to miss me when I'm gone for good.........
good = a few days, maybe a week, maybe more, idk yet but still..most people should be happy! I know I am! I feel more sane when I don't post here. But I'm moving to Penisvalia to live with my fatass father
don't stop in northern maryland. Keep running. Dont stop till you've crossed the maryland border. There are wild marklars that inhabit all of northern maryland. Thankfully Pennisvanya build a massive stone wall to keep the vile creatures out.
lizzie Wrote:
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> just like staying off
> of here so much has been good for me
that is the fucking funniest line i have heard for a long time, you have never "stayed off" here, ever - psychotic
we all hope whatever you are dealing with gets worse and results in the need of putting you in a mental institution, where you belong - but u already know that
Did you see me posting today? Nah. Which is why you posted this thread. You're going to fucking be so sad without me here just like you were earlier today. And the only thing I'm 'dealing with' is stabbing my little brother in the neck with an icepick so there's no real way it can 'get worse'. I've been in a mental institution, they only keep you if you're crazy. I'm just dangerous. Hell couldn't even hold me. But I encourage you to try to be 'meaner' t me, whatever help you feel better about yourself and get a little attention from someone you 'assume' female ;)
444 Wrote:
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> its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
wow
not impressed
who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's not that big of a deal. it's just words.on.a.screen. with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who posts.
555 Wrote:
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> 444 Wrote:
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> > its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> > worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
>
>
> did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
> wow
> not impressed
5 or 6? LMAO! You fail at basic arithmetic. More like 22 hours. Learn how to add and subtract, kid.
Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was in his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year old fiance are going on the run i will never post here again after midnight. so say whatever you want. post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads. lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie lizzie lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
lizzie Wrote:
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> who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's not
> that big of a deal. it's just words.on.a.screen.
> with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> posts.
no one is annoying and hated as much as you
I am not one of the above posters, but you will accuse me of being one
lizzie Wrote:
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> Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was in
> his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year old
> fiance are going on the run i will never post here
> again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie lizzie
> lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU, oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
22 hour is the 2nd to longest ive gone without posting. thats more than i can say for you. someone who comes here everyday looking for 'lizzie' posting thread after thread hoping to get some attention from 'lizzie' obsessing over lizzie. reloading lizzie's threads. talking to yourself about lizzie in your own threads. there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you. at least i can admit im not right in the head but YOU, obsess over a crazy person and cant go one day\night without commenting to me or about me. so dont talk to me about failing when you're the one who doesnt feel complete if they dont see my name.
new poster Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
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> > who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's
> not
> > that big of a deal. it's just
> words.on.a.screen.
> > with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> > posts.
>
>
> no one is annoying and hated as much as you
> I am not one of the above posters, but you will
> accuse me of being one
if you hate a person online it shows how weak minded you truly are as a human being. and you are not a 'new poster' if you type thing such as that. you're the same ONE person who has been obsessing over me all weekend. get over me. please. you're going to have to in the next hour.
murder101 Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
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> > Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> > cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was
> in
> > his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year
> old
> > fiance are going on the run i will never post
> here
> > again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> > post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> > lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie
> lizzie
> > lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> > wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> > DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
>
> plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU,
> oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
and if i did that you would actually be pretty pissed and have NOTHING else to do and sit here bored and reload the forum waiting for me to post so you can jump on it. right? right.
where is ______________ threads are very common here, not sure why you think that you are special, since you bumped the thread earlier and most think you created it, but whatevs
the board is fine and very busy without you, allow you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
No. Those threads happen EVERY time I don't post for more than one hour and no actually. I'm not that obsessed with myself to do smoething that fucking stupid. You and I both know that there is no "most" who think I did that because YOU are the one who did it, you're always the one who does it. No one else CARES that much about me or anything I do but YOU. And no, this place is never busy without me, don't lie to yourself. And I've never killed anyone so idk what you're talking about and if you're talking about my brother, I had no idea a 35 year old man was a "kid" I guess that makes you a fetus then.
goooooooothennnnnnnnn Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
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> where's lizzie threads.
>
> where is ______________ threads are very common
> here, not sure why you think that you are special,
> since you bumped the thread earlier and most think
> you created it, but whatevs
>
> the board is fine and very busy without you, allow
> you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act like you dislike her but you're really in love with her
lizzie Wrote:
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> LOL right he\she\it isn't the only one though..a
> ton of people talk shit on here but kiss my ass in
> private
> why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you
> want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act
> like you dislike her but you're really in love
> with her
so sad Wrote:
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> well you shut them up lol
> i still luv you ts
> and i will miss u if u really leave
No one would waste their time sending 'hate mail' and there's a really thin line between love and hate so if anyone were to ever do that they would truly be in love with me needing my attention, like you. you're like the kid in grade school who is 'mean' to the person they like so that no one will catch on about their true feelings. im flattered but not impressed since you need to take a number and get in line. i have way too many fans/groupies here ive lost track now.
Total Wine is cool, but I wish they'd change their name to 'Total Wine & Beer'. Not as catchy, I know - but I feel silly buying beer from a place that sounds exclusively about wine.
lizzie Wrote:
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> lol how is Sweet Frog sctechty? and where the hell
> is total wine? near the popeyes or next to mr
> wash?
According to the driver improvement course I (voluntarily...) took this past Saturday, cops are NOT allowed to buy donuts. There's actually some sort of code or something preventing them from doing so. I think it's fucking hilarious, considering they're obviously only doing it to avoid reinforcing stereotypes.
LOL that's true..I gave a cop a BJ to get out of a cocaine charge..but anyway if I agree to meat you are you going to cum or will you fake on me like last time?
lizzie Wrote:
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> LOL that's true..I gave a cop a BJ to get out of a
> cocaine charge..but anyway if I agree to meat you
> are you going to cum or will you fake on me like
> last time?
Ding an sich Wrote:
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> Stinkfist Wrote:
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> > Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
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>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
Ding an sich Wrote:
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>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
I'm a very forgiving person too, the fuck you on about? and okay so that work for you stinky? btw I don't have toes..that doesn't change things..does it?
lizzie Wrote:
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> I'm a very forgiving person too, the fuck you on
> about? and okay so that work for you stinky? btw I
> don't have toes..that doesn't change things..does
> it?
lizzie Wrote:
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> What if you fucked me in the ass and ding fucked
> you in the ass or vice versa? or you fucked me in
> the ass while I gave him a cock slurpin?
No one's fucking me up the ass. That's where I draw the line.
No fingers/fists/gerbils either...
lizzie Wrote:
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> Can I lick it? Do you have assholes hairs? I did
> but they fell out on the Christmas candles
If you insist...that's not really something I get off on.
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> i dunno, sich. blown by someone with no toes? no
> balance? A chompfall would be the end of your
> ding.
I doubt it, it's pretty strong. Unless he was actually TRYING to bite it off, it would be fine.
lizzie Wrote:
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> I've learned how to balance myself sweetie and I'm
> teethless so that's nothing we need to worry about
Deeply sorry about knocking them out. One thing I cant tolerate is a meat grinder. Still friends?
lizzie Wrote:
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> My ex fiance used to enjoy that I thought all men
> liked it. We were never friends, simply lovers
I get off on penile stimulation, not anal. Just let me cum in your mouth and I'll be happy.