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where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Sag
()
Date: February 13, 2012 03:58PM
come out n play
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
tee hee
()
Date: February 13, 2012 07:00PM
Maybe she got a life
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
around
()
Date: February 13, 2012 07:01PM
tee hee Wrote:
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> Maybe she got a life
she's here now
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> Maybe she got a life
she's here now
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
the grammar police
()
Date: February 13, 2012 07:01PM
missing yourself already?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
tee hee
()
Date: February 13, 2012 07:02PM
She's never posting again
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:18PM
Nah more like I'm moving and have been spending the past week packing. It's sad when people notice when I don't post. That's just beyond creepy. I guess you're really going to miss me when I'm gone for good.........
good = a few days, maybe a week, maybe more, idk yet but still..most people should be happy! I know I am! I feel more sane when I don't post here. But I'm moving to Penisvalia to live with my fatass father
good = a few days, maybe a week, maybe more, idk yet but still..most people should be happy! I know I am! I feel more sane when I don't post here. But I'm moving to Penisvalia to live with my fatass father
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
but why
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:21PM
why do you need to move in with father?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:23PM
Been getting into too much trouble here..long story..but it's good for me..just like staying off of here so much has been good for me
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lies
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:23PM
your running from something or should i say someONE
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
whatever you do
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:31PM
don't stop in northern maryland. Keep running. Dont stop till you've crossed the maryland border. There are wild marklars that inhabit all of northern maryland. Thankfully Pennisvanya build a massive stone wall to keep the vile creatures out.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:39PM
lol it's going to suck though..it's nothing but country shit out where I'm going..it's on the MD\PA border but still..no more IP changing LOL!
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
byebyeeeeee
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:51PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> just like staying off
> of here so much has been good for me
that is the fucking funniest line i have heard for a long time, you have never "stayed off" here, ever - psychotic
we all hope whatever you are dealing with gets worse and results in the need of putting you in a mental institution, where you belong - but u already know that
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> just like staying off
> of here so much has been good for me
that is the fucking funniest line i have heard for a long time, you have never "stayed off" here, ever - psychotic
we all hope whatever you are dealing with gets worse and results in the need of putting you in a mental institution, where you belong - but u already know that
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:57PM
Did you see me posting today? Nah. Which is why you posted this thread. You're going to fucking be so sad without me here just like you were earlier today. And the only thing I'm 'dealing with' is stabbing my little brother in the neck with an icepick so there's no real way it can 'get worse'. I've been in a mental institution, they only keep you if you're crazy. I'm just dangerous. Hell couldn't even hold me. But I encourage you to try to be 'meaner' t me, whatever help you feel better about yourself and get a little attention from someone you 'assume' female ;)
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
444
()
Date: February 13, 2012 10:59PM
its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
555
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:02PM
444 Wrote:
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> its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
wow
not impressed
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> its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
wow
not impressed
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:02PM
who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's not that big of a deal. it's just words.on.a.screen. with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who posts.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:03PM
555 Wrote:
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> 444 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> > worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
>
>
> did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
> wow
> not impressed
5 or 6? LMAO! You fail at basic arithmetic. More like 22 hours. Learn how to add and subtract, kid.
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> 444 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > its true ... he didnt post ALL day!! im gettin
> > worried our liz mite be forreal this time ..
>
>
> did not post for what? 5-6 hours?
> wow
> not impressed
5 or 6? LMAO! You fail at basic arithmetic. More like 22 hours. Learn how to add and subtract, kid.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
1236954
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:04PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> Which is why
> you posted this thread.
did not start any threads
> stabbing my little brother in the neck with an
> icepick
very believable, so many people have icepicks these days
not 1940 - mmmmmkay
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> Which is why
> you posted this thread.
did not start any threads
> stabbing my little brother in the neck with an
> icepick
very believable, so many people have icepicks these days
not 1940 - mmmmmkay
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:05PM
Blame autocorrect. ICESKATE*
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
22woooooooooow
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:06PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> 22 hours
and this is "staying away"? holy fucking shit, you are a delusional fuck
I can not even help you to fail any harder, you do the best job yourself
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> 22 hours
and this is "staying away"? holy fucking shit, you are a delusional fuck
I can not even help you to fail any harder, you do the best job yourself
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:07PM
Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was in his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year old fiance are going on the run i will never post here again after midnight. so say whatever you want. post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads. lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie lizzie lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
new poster
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:07PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's not
> that big of a deal. it's just words.on.a.screen.
> with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> posts.
no one is annoying and hated as much as you
I am not one of the above posters, but you will accuse me of being one
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> who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's not
> that big of a deal. it's just words.on.a.screen.
> with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> posts.
no one is annoying and hated as much as you
I am not one of the above posters, but you will accuse me of being one
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
murder101
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:09PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was in
> his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year old
> fiance are going on the run i will never post here
> again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie lizzie
> lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU, oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
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> Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was in
> his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year old
> fiance are going on the run i will never post here
> again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie lizzie
> lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU, oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:09PM
22 hour is the 2nd to longest ive gone without posting. thats more than i can say for you. someone who comes here everyday looking for 'lizzie' posting thread after thread hoping to get some attention from 'lizzie' obsessing over lizzie. reloading lizzie's threads. talking to yourself about lizzie in your own threads. there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you. at least i can admit im not right in the head but YOU, obsess over a crazy person and cant go one day\night without commenting to me or about me. so dont talk to me about failing when you're the one who doesnt feel complete if they dont see my name.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:11PM
new poster Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's
> not
> > that big of a deal. it's just
> words.on.a.screen.
> > with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> > posts.
>
>
> no one is annoying and hated as much as you
> I am not one of the above posters, but you will
> accuse me of being one
if you hate a person online it shows how weak minded you truly are as a human being. and you are not a 'new poster' if you type thing such as that. you're the same ONE person who has been obsessing over me all weekend. get over me. please. you're going to have to in the next hour.
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > who cares though? like.who.really.CARES?! it's
> not
> > that big of a deal. it's just
> words.on.a.screen.
> > with a username. pretend I'm everyone else who
> > posts.
>
>
> no one is annoying and hated as much as you
> I am not one of the above posters, but you will
> accuse me of being one
if you hate a person online it shows how weak minded you truly are as a human being. and you are not a 'new poster' if you type thing such as that. you're the same ONE person who has been obsessing over me all weekend. get over me. please. you're going to have to in the next hour.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:12PM
murder101 Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> > cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was
> in
> > his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year
> old
> > fiance are going on the run i will never post
> here
> > again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> > post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> > lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie
> lizzie
> > lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> > wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> > DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
>
> plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU,
> oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
and if i did that you would actually be pretty pissed and have NOTHING else to do and sit here bored and reload the forum waiting for me to post so you can jump on it. right? right.
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Btw idc what you believe it was really an ice
> > cream cone that i stabbed him with and it was
> in
> > his eye and he's dead now so me and my 32 year
> old
> > fiance are going on the run i will never post
> here
> > again after midnight. so say whatever you want.
> > post whatever you want. where's lizzie threads.
> > lizzie said this. lizzie said that. lizzie
> lizzie
> > lizzie. you will die without lizzie. and i cant
> > wait. you wont know wtf hit you when i actually
> > DONT post anymore thats whats so comical
>
> plllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeee go away then and STFU,
> oh yeah - YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
and if i did that you would actually be pretty pissed and have NOTHING else to do and sit here bored and reload the forum waiting for me to post so you can jump on it. right? right.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
30 ROCK
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:14PM
anyone watch that show? well i dont but i was flippin thru my tv and the guy said 'im not liz' made me laffffff
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
goooooooothennnnnnnnn
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:15PM
lizzie Wrote:
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where's lizzie threads.
where is ______________ threads are very common here, not sure why you think that you are special, since you bumped the thread earlier and most think you created it, but whatevs
the board is fine and very busy without you, allow you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
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where's lizzie threads.
where is ______________ threads are very common here, not sure why you think that you are special, since you bumped the thread earlier and most think you created it, but whatevs
the board is fine and very busy without you, allow you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:20PM
No. Those threads happen EVERY time I don't post for more than one hour and no actually. I'm not that obsessed with myself to do smoething that fucking stupid. You and I both know that there is no "most" who think I did that because YOU are the one who did it, you're always the one who does it. No one else CARES that much about me or anything I do but YOU. And no, this place is never busy without me, don't lie to yourself. And I've never killed anyone so idk what you're talking about and if you're talking about my brother, I had no idea a 35 year old man was a "kid" I guess that makes you a fetus then.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
so sad
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:23PM
goooooooothennnnnnnnn Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> where's lizzie threads.
>
> where is ______________ threads are very common
> here, not sure why you think that you are special,
> since you bumped the thread earlier and most think
> you created it, but whatevs
>
> the board is fine and very busy without you, allow
> you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act like you dislike her but you're really in love with her
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> where's lizzie threads.
>
> where is ______________ threads are very common
> here, not sure why you think that you are special,
> since you bumped the thread earlier and most think
> you created it, but whatevs
>
> the board is fine and very busy without you, allow
> you to go now, maybe kill some other kids
why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act like you dislike her but you're really in love with her
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:25PM
LOL right he\she\it isn't the only one though..a ton of people talk shit on here but kiss my ass in private
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Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
bizzariooo
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:28PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> LOL right he\she\it isn't the only one though..a
> ton of people talk shit on here but kiss my ass in
> private
we all know those are HATE mail silly goose
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> LOL right he\she\it isn't the only one though..a
> ton of people talk shit on here but kiss my ass in
> private
we all know those are HATE mail silly goose
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
so sad
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:28PM
well you shut them up lol
i still luv you ts
and i will miss u if u really leave
i still luv you ts
and i will miss u if u really leave
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
tooeasytofuckwith
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:29PM
so sad Wrote:
> why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you
> want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act
> like you dislike her but you're really in love
> with her
^^^anon liz - yawn
> why keep telling her to go when everyone knows you
> want her to stay and keep talking to you? you act
> like you dislike her but you're really in love
> with her
^^^anon liz - yawn
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
tftfludtutdtu
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:30PM
so sad Wrote:
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> well you shut them up lol
> i still luv you ts
> and i will miss u if u really leave
^^^anon liz - yawn
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> well you shut them up lol
> i still luv you ts
> and i will miss u if u really leave
^^^anon liz - yawn
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:31PM
No one would waste their time sending 'hate mail' and there's a really thin line between love and hate so if anyone were to ever do that they would truly be in love with me needing my attention, like you. you're like the kid in grade school who is 'mean' to the person they like so that no one will catch on about their true feelings. im flattered but not impressed since you need to take a number and get in line. i have way too many fans/groupies here ive lost track now.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:31PM
do you really need attention that much that you had to post that twice?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:32PM
do you really need my attention that much that you had to post that twice?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:33PM
Thanks boo. Lets meat at Sweet Frog for some anal
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
the real tee hee
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:33PM
someone is stealing my ts - tee hee stuff
weird
weird
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:37PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> Thanks boo. Lets meat at Sweet Frog for some anal
Too sketch...Total Wine?
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> Thanks boo. Lets meat at Sweet Frog for some anal
Too sketch...Total Wine?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
tee hee
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:37PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> That was me boo lol
LULZ
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> That was me boo lol
LULZ
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:38PM
lol how is Sweet Frog sctechty? and where the hell is total wine? near the popeyes or next to mr wash?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:39PM
Total Wine is cool, but I wish they'd change their name to 'Total Wine & Beer'. Not as catchy, I know - but I feel silly buying beer from a place that sounds exclusively about wine.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:39PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> lol how is Sweet Frog sctechty? and where the hell
> is total wine? near the popeyes or next to mr
> wash?
Kinda back behind ABC and the furniture store.
Sweet Frog=Next to Dunkies
Dunkies=Cops
Cops HATE anal
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> lol how is Sweet Frog sctechty? and where the hell
> is total wine? near the popeyes or next to mr
> wash?
Kinda back behind ABC and the furniture store.
Sweet Frog=Next to Dunkies
Dunkies=Cops
Cops HATE anal
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:41PM
Do you feel silly buying L's from Kmart?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:41PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Dunkies=Cops
According to the driver improvement course I (voluntarily...) took this past Saturday, cops are NOT allowed to buy donuts. There's actually some sort of code or something preventing them from doing so. I think it's fucking hilarious, considering they're obviously only doing it to avoid reinforcing stereotypes.
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> Dunkies=Cops
According to the driver improvement course I (voluntarily...) took this past Saturday, cops are NOT allowed to buy donuts. There's actually some sort of code or something preventing them from doing so. I think it's fucking hilarious, considering they're obviously only doing it to avoid reinforcing stereotypes.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:42PM
LOL that's true..I gave a cop a BJ to get out of a cocaine charge..but anyway if I agree to meat you are you going to cum or will you fake on me like last time?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:42PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> Do you feel silly buying L's from Kmart?
I don't shop at Kmart.
And I roll my own Ls.
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> Do you feel silly buying L's from Kmart?
I don't shop at Kmart.
And I roll my own Ls.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:42PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> LOL that's true..I gave a cop a BJ to get out of a
> cocaine charge..but anyway if I agree to meat you
> are you going to cum or will you fake on me like
> last time?
He faked an orgasm?!
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> LOL that's true..I gave a cop a BJ to get out of a
> cocaine charge..but anyway if I agree to meat you
> are you going to cum or will you fake on me like
> last time?
He faked an orgasm?!
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:43PM
Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:43PM
I couldn't think of anything else...please help..I was going to say salad from chic-fil-a but I KNOW there's something better\funnier to say
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:44PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People tend to talk about my joints.
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> Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People tend to talk about my joints.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:44PM
I roll J's and he faked the big O and premejacked all over my fake eyebrows
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:44PM
Ding an sich Wrote:
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> Stinkfist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
>
>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
lol everyone knows you hun
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> Stinkfist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ding rolls a fancy zig zag
>
>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
lol everyone knows you hun
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:46PM
Ding an sich Wrote:
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>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
I don't kidddd, sich.
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>
> Are you just kidding, or do I know you? People
> tend to talk about my joints.
I don't kidddd, sich.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:47PM
It's true..he doesn't..but I think we're going to go meat for sum buttsecks..you should cum too hun
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:49PM
Whatever. I refuse to be the third wheel in buttsecks. This shit aint no joke
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:49PM
Maybe Thursday night - now's not the best time.
I'd prefer a good blow job over buttseck, though.
I'd prefer a good blow job over buttseck, though.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:52PM
What if you fucked me in the ass and ding fucked you in the ass or vice versa? or you fucked me in the ass while I gave him a cock slurpin?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
scaryshite
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:52PM
It is talking to itself again, fascinating behavior keeping the three browsers going, neato.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:53PM
WHatever makes your toes tap, ebeth
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Baghdad
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:53PM
Ding n Stink aren't Lizzie
Ding is too forgiving
Ding is too forgiving
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:54PM
If was all 3 people I'd make them post at the EXACT same time, not 1, 2, 3 minutes apart, idiotass.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:54PM
I'm a very forgiving person too, the fuck you on about? and okay so that work for you stinky? btw I don't have toes..that doesn't change things..does it?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:56PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> I'm a very forgiving person too, the fuck you on
> about? and okay so that work for you stinky? btw I
> don't have toes..that doesn't change things..does
> it?
Webbed feet?
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> I'm a very forgiving person too, the fuck you on
> about? and okay so that work for you stinky? btw I
> don't have toes..that doesn't change things..does
> it?
Webbed feet?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 13, 2012 11:57PM
lizzie Wrote:
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> What if you fucked me in the ass and ding fucked
> you in the ass or vice versa? or you fucked me in
> the ass while I gave him a cock slurpin?
No one's fucking me up the ass. That's where I draw the line.
No fingers/fists/gerbils either...
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> What if you fucked me in the ass and ding fucked
> you in the ass or vice versa? or you fucked me in
> the ass while I gave him a cock slurpin?
No one's fucking me up the ass. That's where I draw the line.
No fingers/fists/gerbils either...
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:01AM
I said I'd blow you while he fucks me in the assholes and no..not webbings just..no toes period..and how about hamsters?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:02AM
Nothing in my assholes.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:03AM
Can I lick it? Do you have assholes hairs? I did but they fell out on the Christmas candles
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:03AM
i dunno, sich. blown by someone with no toes? no balance? A chompfall would be the end of your ding.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:04AM
I've learned how to balance myself sweetie and I'm teethless so that's nothing we need to worry about
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:05AM
lizzie Wrote:
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> Can I lick it? Do you have assholes hairs? I did
> but they fell out on the Christmas candles
If you insist...that's not really something I get off on.
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> i dunno, sich. blown by someone with no toes? no
> balance? A chompfall would be the end of your
> ding.
I doubt it, it's pretty strong. Unless he was actually TRYING to bite it off, it would be fine.
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> Can I lick it? Do you have assholes hairs? I did
> but they fell out on the Christmas candles
If you insist...that's not really something I get off on.
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> i dunno, sich. blown by someone with no toes? no
> balance? A chompfall would be the end of your
> ding.
I doubt it, it's pretty strong. Unless he was actually TRYING to bite it off, it would be fine.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:05AM
lizzie Wrote:
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> I've learned how to balance myself sweetie and I'm
> teethless so that's nothing we need to worry about
Deeply sorry about knocking them out. One thing I cant tolerate is a meat grinder. Still friends?
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> I've learned how to balance myself sweetie and I'm
> teethless so that's nothing we need to worry about
Deeply sorry about knocking them out. One thing I cant tolerate is a meat grinder. Still friends?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:07AM
My ex fiance used to enjoy that I thought all men liked it. We were never friends, simply lovers
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:10AM
lizzie Wrote:
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> My ex fiance used to enjoy that I thought all men
> liked it. We were never friends, simply lovers
I get off on penile stimulation, not anal. Just let me cum in your mouth and I'll be happy.
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> My ex fiance used to enjoy that I thought all men
> liked it. We were never friends, simply lovers
I get off on penile stimulation, not anal. Just let me cum in your mouth and I'll be happy.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:14AM
no can do but you can cum up my nose
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:16AM
I don't care so much where I cum, just so long as it's your mouth that makes me cum.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:18AM
ok that fine and who the fuck is the guy with 'the thing on his eye' that's so slick apparently?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:19AM
Guy with 'the thing' on his eye? What are talking about?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:20AM
from that nicki manajazay song
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
slick eye guy
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:22AM
the clockwork orange guy?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:24AM
I have no idea but I have to call it an early night boys...I have a date tonight and then I'm out of this state forever..see you in a few nights!! <3
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:25AM
Have fun. Practice sucking dick while you're gone - I expect a spectacular blow job when you return.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:26AM
I'm great at bjs..I made a guy cum in 1:23 one time
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:28AM
Hmmmm... Maybe we should make a wager... What's the fastest you think you could make me cum?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:29AM
2 maybe 3... mins maybe..that was like a one time thing with a guy who hadn't jacked off in like 3 days lol so that's probably why......
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:30AM
I don't think you could make me cum in under 3 minutes...but anything is possible.
Only one way to know for sure...
Only one way to know for sure...
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:31AM
What's the fastest someone has made you cum?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:33AM
I don't know...maybe about 5 minutes?
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
Ding an sich
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:34AM
Maybe a little less - never actually pulled out a stopwatch before.
Re: where is lizzie?
Posted by:
lizzie
()
Date: February 14, 2012 12:35AM
lol I do every-time..it's a self esteem thing.. : /