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No women like me
Posted by: Whats wrong ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:33AM

Girls don't like me.. They run from me. What am I doing wrong?

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:37AM

They run from you? What are you saying to them? I need more info. Don't be a creeper.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: What's wrong ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:47AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> They run from you? What are you saying to them? I
> need more info. Don't be a creeper.


I just tell them how pretty they are and brush up against them gently. I'm not creepy... They just get annoyed and tell me to fuck off. I mean I'm not ugly

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:50AM

That is beyond creepy. Please don't brush up your penis against any more women. They are actually being nice just running from you. One day a drink in the face or a knee in the balls is coming your way.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Men are pigs ()
Date: December 01, 2011 10:01AM

Nothing worse them a nasty perv rubbIng or "brushing" his cock against ur ass. Do you really think girls think it was a mistake??? Filthy pigs

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Sick fuck mis ()
Date: December 01, 2011 10:16AM

Is this a anonymous Mr.Misery post? Dude you are a sick fuck... Rubbing ur cock up against chicks then cumming in ur pants is the closest you will ever get to real pussy

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: BannedonCraigslist ()
Date: December 01, 2011 10:38AM

maybe your gay.. but then again women like gay men.. maybe nature selected you for extinction

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:23AM

In my single days I loved going to clubs, hitting the dance floor and getting freaky. I always got quite the thrill when I would chub up when dancing with a hottie. Grind it hard, let her feel it and see her response. Priceless. Aaah, How I do miss my wilder days sometimes.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: lollers ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:27AM

yeah, some drunk dumbass with an erection, that's every woman's fantasy JBass

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:32AM

Hey, I didnt say it was always a positive response. But it was always a sure fire way to weed out the prudes from the prospects.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:34AM

OMG - what kind of degenerate are you? That is your "move", to brush up against a girl and, oh yeah, "I'm not creepy..." YES THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!! You also have serious mental issues, and a pretty poor understanding of the laws and norms of society. But thank God you aren't ugly. Whew! I am sure if you post your cell phone your weekend nights will just fill up.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:38AM

Lol @ jbass. The worst was when I was in Turkey on a bus. There where so many people packed in there. All of sudden I felt soft rubbing against my ass by some Turkish perv. I just froze because I was in shock. I couldn't even turn around to look at his face because I was embaressed and I felt ashamed. I ended up just digging my heel in his foot and he stopped. That was the top 5 worst creeper experiences so far.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:56AM

open eyez Wrote:
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> OMG - what kind of degenerate are you? That is
> your "move", to brush up against a girl and, oh
> yeah, "I'm not creepy..." YES THE FUCK YOU
> ARE!!!!! You also have serious mental issues, and
> a pretty poor understanding of the laws and norms
> of society. But thank God you aren't ugly. Whew!
> I am sure if you post your cell phone your weekend
> nights will just fill up.


It's not creepy when the guy is hot. Creep factor for hot guys is on a different rating scale.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: True ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:06PM

Good looking people get away woth much more in society then the ugliez

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:10PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG - what kind of degenerate are you? That is
> > your "move", to brush up against a girl and, oh
> > yeah, "I'm not creepy..." YES THE FUCK YOU
> > ARE!!!!! You also have serious mental issues,
> and
> > a pretty poor understanding of the laws and
> norms
> > of society. But thank God you aren't ugly.
> Whew!
> > I am sure if you post your cell phone your
> weekend
> > nights will just fill up.
>
>
> It's not creepy when the guy is hot. Creep factor
> for hot guys is on a different rating scale.


LOL!!! Okay, Kittie, the ball is in your court: what is the rating scale for a hot guy rubbing his junk up on you...or some other suave manuever??

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: yeah rrrright ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:11PM

JBass thinks he is so cool just because he knows how to cook Brunswick stew from scratch and he used to work at Aldi's in Manassass.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:14PM

Penis grinding is gross in public. In general the creep factor is skewed for attractive people. I'm not pro grinding. It's violating.

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: What's wrong ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:18PM

Im not ugly and why don't girls give me a chance?

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Mr misery get real ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:28PM

This has to be Misery... No one can be more of a loser than him. What's wrong = Mr. misery

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: What's wrong ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:44PM

Kittie I need help.. Can you pm me? No one is helping me

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: What's wrong ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:57PM

Help me.. Some one pm me. Kittie? jbass?

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: fuck you autobot ()
Date: December 01, 2011 01:00PM

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Re: No women like me
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:15AM

I'm with JBass... When you're dancing with a girl and get a boner... it's not creepy... It's just the way it is... I've had positive responses to it more often than not...

Face it... most girls like to feel a rod pressed up against their ass....

Men... don't hide your boners in shame... Not when you're dancing... not when you're making out... display your erection with pride... and whenever possible...

and, no, open eyez... it's not a "move"... LOL... It's not like a pickup line.... it's more like a thermometer than an icepick... Don't be a fag... You're either an ugly woman or an awkward man...

And don't tell me I'm the only one who gets mad bonners when dancings, y'all...



Signatures are for fags

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