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Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: RoyalWithCheese ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:29AM

a recent clog has brought up some strange inquiries. i was raised with the understanding that one should never flush Q-tips down the toilet because they get stuck. my girlfriend, on the other hand, did not have the same upbringing and flushes them constantly. she said she has always dine this and almost never has a problem. being that my world is now flipped upside down, i wonder what else do people flush down the toilet? so, what things do put down the crapper that are common happenstance for you?

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: qtips?!?!?1 ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:31AM

2 things

1. how the fuck do qtip get stuck\clogged
2. who the fuck flushes them and why?
are your ears that gross you have to hide those bitches?

also tampons and pads..

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:40AM

Baby wipes

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: He Is DelusionaI ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:40AM

goldfish

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:45AM

Kittens

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: He Is DelusionaI ()
Date: November 20, 2011 04:46AM

eeshes

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Matthew Broderick ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:26AM

Hot biscuits

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 20, 2011 09:02AM

He Is DelusionaI Wrote:
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> eeshes
>
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> I am the Real H.I.D. - Not the Fake *Clone* ...
> or, Should I say Clown?


No, you are the *Fake* H.I.D. However, the response was similar to what I might have replied with.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 09:05AM

You realize that following around your impersonator crying FAKE POSTER will only encourage him? Just report it to Cary and it will be taken care of.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 20, 2011 09:27AM

eesh Wrote:
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> You realize that following around your
> impersonator crying FAKE POSTER will only
> encourage him? Just report it to Cary and it will
> be taken care of.


I'm not sure from what I've heard that Cary is paying much attention to these parts anymore.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 09:32AM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> I'm not sure from what I've heard that Cary is
> paying much attention to these parts anymore.




He has been banning Eli left and right over the past week. Unfortunately, Eli has a whole arsenal of proxies at his disposal.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Sammy "the eesh" Hagar ()
Date: November 20, 2011 09:44AM

He Is DelusionaI Wrote:
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> eeshes
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----------------------
> I am the Real H.I.D. - Not the Fake *Clone* ...
> or, Should I say Clown?


"Eeshes" are only unacceptable to flush down toilets on tour buses and boats.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: November 20, 2011 01:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> You realize that following around your
> impersonator crying FAKE POSTER will only
> encourage him? Just report it to Cary and it will
> be taken care of.


+1000

PLEASE!

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 20, 2011 01:23PM

Tampons,Paper Towels. I dont undertand why she would flush q-tips? You have a wastebasket in the bathroom. Very strange to flush those. I think you should punch her in the head next time you see that.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Tim the Tool ()
Date: November 20, 2011 01:28PM

screwdrivers...they can't make the turns

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 20, 2011 01:54PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 02:58PM by Alias.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: memories ()
Date: November 20, 2011 02:04PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I know first hand that paper towels don't like to
> be flushed.
>
> For fun in elementary school, I used to load up
> the toilets with paper towels, flush, and then run
> out just as the toilets started overflowing.
>
> This was, of course, after first using soap to
> draw pornographic pictures and write bad words all
> over the mirrors.


one time in grade school we tried to flush a canned ham down the toilet. boy what a mess that sure was!

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 02:08PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I know first hand that paper towels don't like to
> be flushed.
>
> For fun in elementary school, I used to load up
> the toilets with paper towels, flush, and then run
> out just as the toilets started overflowing.
>
> This was, of course, after first using soap to
> draw pornographic pictures and write bad words all
> over the mirrors.




FACT: Alias often clogs her toilet with bloody tampons.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: bathroom bullied ()
Date: November 20, 2011 02:15PM

The bullies in eesh's high school nicknamed him "swirlie."

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 20, 2011 02:30PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 02:57PM by Alias.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: memories ()
Date: November 20, 2011 03:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Ignoring the disgusting comment made by eesh, I'll
> continue down memory lane.
>
> Sneaking into the locker room while the first
> graders were in gym class, we took their shoes and
> tried to flush them down the toilets.
>
> When the toilets got clogged, we turned on the
> showers, threw the shoes in, and took off.
>
> For some insane reason, we thought it was funny
> when we heard the girls crying.

one time we tried flushing our teachers purse down the toilet and it got really clogged up, then we ran home and called in a bomb threat to the gas company.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Those Were The Days ()
Date: November 20, 2011 03:44PM

M80s. We did this in school. With a waterproof fuse, you light them, drop and flush. They'd get somewhere downstream, between floors, before going off.

Also, dump a box of macaroni into the bowl. Let it absorb some water then flush. Stuffs up the pipes like concrete as it swells.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Rick Ross Rolls ()
Date: November 20, 2011 03:49PM

Kilos of cocaine

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:05PM

Jack Johnson says you can flush checks down the toilet.

/Stick it in yo' panties.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Hash-eesh ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:11PM

fetus..we coat hangar'd that bitch.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:20PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 02:54PM by Alias.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:33PM

memories Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ignoring the disgusting comment made by eesh,
> I'll
> > continue down memory lane.
> >
> > Sneaking into the locker room while the first
> > graders were in gym class, we took their shoes
> and
> > tried to flush them down the toilets.
> >
> > When the toilets got clogged, we turned on the
> > showers, threw the shoes in, and took off.
> >
> > For some insane reason, we thought it was funny
> > when we heard the girls crying.
>
> one time we tried flushing our teachers purse down
> the toilet and it got really clogged up, then we
> ran home and called in a bomb threat to the gas
> company.


Yeah, that'll show the gas company!

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Date: November 20, 2011 06:35PM

who the fuck flushes q-tips?

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:41PM

the grammer police Wrote:
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> who the fuck flushes q-tips?


Apparently someone who is ashamed of their ear wax. Stupid thing to flush.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 20, 2011 06:43PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Kittens
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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Date: November 20, 2011 06:49PM

don't know about socially acceptable but those small disposable bathroom cups will clog it up. Preschoolers like to do this.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Date: November 20, 2011 06:49PM

lol thats so weird thats like blowing your nose into the toilet

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Date: November 20, 2011 07:04PM

go away eli

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: memories ()
Date: November 20, 2011 10:42PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> memories Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Ignoring the disgusting comment made by eesh,
> > I'll
> > > continue down memory lane.
> > >
> > > Sneaking into the locker room while the first
> > > graders were in gym class, we took their
> shoes
> > and
> > > tried to flush them down the toilets.
> > >
> > > When the toilets got clogged, we turned on
> the
> > > showers, threw the shoes in, and took off.
> > >
> > > For some insane reason, we thought it was
> funny
> > > when we heard the girls crying.
> >
> > one time we tried flushing our teachers purse
> down
> > the toilet and it got really clogged up, then
> we
> > ran home and called in a bomb threat to the gas
> > company.
>
>
> Yeah, that'll show the gas company!

we didnt hate them it was just funny as shit. we drove over and watched the cops freak out on the place and sat there and smoked cigarettes the whole time. our teacher was fuckin pissed the next day

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: November 20, 2011 10:58PM

bathroom bullied Wrote:
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> The bullies in eesh's high school nicknamed him
> "swirlie."

Actually, due to his lisp, they nicknamed him "fag" and "fairyboy" and other similar things. This partially explains why he's as angry and antisocial as he is.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 20, 2011 11:00PM

condoms? Those are ok to flush down the toilet, right?

Edit to add: I always imagine them getting filled up with so much water that they inflate in the pipes and get stuck... Then the plumber comes and finds all kinds of rubbers filled with piss, shit, and cum...

...He'd probably find all that stuff in the toilet, too... (Wakka wakka)....

I just now got a great idea to try to flush an inflated balloon down the toilet...

I'll totally film it and it will totally go viral...

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2011 11:03PM by Harry Tuttle.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 20, 2011 11:08PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 02:53PM by Alias.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: November 20, 2011 11:28PM

Life.

A Minor Threat

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: little danny ()
Date: November 20, 2011 11:37PM

The rest of the Redskins schedule this year.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 21, 2011 02:33AM

i cant imagine oven mitts flushing very well.

probably the weirdest thing i flushed was potting soil. it wasnt a lot but some had spilled on the floor and i swept it up and flushed it.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 21, 2011 07:34PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > condoms? Those are ok to flush down the toilet,
> > right?
>
> No. Those should go into the recycling bin.
>

With the newspapers?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 21, 2011 08:06PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> probably the weirdest thing i flushed was potting soil.

I once rinsed about 20 pounds of fluorite in my bath tub. Not good idea.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:38AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > probably the weirdest thing i flushed was
> potting soil.
>
> I once rinsed about 20 pounds of fluorite in my
> bath tub. Not good idea.


what happened? i failed chemistry.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:44AM

I know a guy in wastewater who saw a whole diaper come out in all the mess.
It's amazing what people will flush, and even more amazing what goes down.

Op; Q-tips, really? Was she raised in Manassas?

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:49AM

The worst is going in a public restroom and find the toilets clogged because people were using paper towels after the toilet paper ran out. Especially those rough, brown paper towels.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: huckle ()
Date: November 22, 2011 02:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > condoms? Those are ok to flush down the toilet,
> > right?
>
> No. Those should go into the recycling bin.
>
> Unless you live in New Jersey.... then they
> should be treated as a hazardous waste.

I tried flushin 2 big macs down the toilet once and it got the urines all over the floor. it looked disgusting

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:17AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > >
> > > probably the weirdest thing i flushed was
> > potting soil.
> >
> > I once rinsed about 20 pounds of fluorite in my
> > bath tub. Not good idea.
>
>
> what happened? i failed chemistry.

It was just really really dirty and it was basically like washing soil & mud down the drain. Had to have a plumber come out and snake the whole line.

Never a good idea to introduce soil/dirt into your pipes.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: buttcrack ()
Date: November 22, 2011 08:43AM

Plumber here.

Most people in their heads think their pipes are clean and smooth, but they are not, especially if you have cast iron. If your pipes are over 10 years old there is a very good chance the main line is cracked and roots are getting in. Roots will catch everything. TP is the only thing (outside of poop) that you should ever flush. Papertowels, dental floss, qtips, ect will get caught in the roots and stop up the pipe and you will be calling me for a $500 clean out.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 22, 2011 09:03AM

It's "etc"... You're welcome...

That'll be $500, please

buttcrack Wrote:
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> Plumber here.
>
> Most people in their heads think their pipes are
> clean and smooth, but they are not, especially if
> you have cast iron. If your pipes are over 10
> years old there is a very good chance the main
> line is cracked and roots are getting in. Roots
> will catch everything. TP is the only thing
> (outside of poop) that you should ever flush.
> Papertowels, dental floss, qtips, ect will get
> caught in the roots and stop up the pipe and you
> will be calling me for a $500 clean out.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: it was fun ()
Date: November 22, 2011 09:14AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It's "etc"... You're welcome...
>
> That'll be $500, please

one time we tried to flush a standing rib roast down the toilet, fully cooked. this thing was so big it made the water overflow and it was nowhere even close to going down. so then we packed it into the toilet hole as hard as we could with a shovel, rammed it in there real good, and then we booked the fuck outta there. lol sure glad I didn't have to be around to clean up that mess.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 22, 2011 09:26AM

RoyalWithCheese Wrote:
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> i wonder what else do people flush down the toilet? so,
> what things do put down the crapper that are
> common happenstance for you?


Body parts.

But you can't use an "environmentally friendly" low flow toilet.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: December 01, 2011 07:41AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Sneaking into the locker room while the first
> graders were in gym class, we took their shoes and
> tried to flush them down the toilets.
>
> When the toilets got clogged, we turned on the
> showers, threw the shoes in, and took off.
>
> For some insane reason, we thought it was funny
> when we heard the girls crying.

What first grade school has gym showers?

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Violet ()
Date: November 04, 2012 11:45AM

I used to live in south riding in loudon county but i moved... Anyway, i once flushed my dead snake. he was about 2 feet long.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: November 04, 2012 11:53AM

Cell phones. You here all the time of people dropping the cell phone in the crapper.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Condoms ()
Date: November 04, 2012 02:31PM

Don't flush used condoms, unless you tied it in a knot. Then, it's fine.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: November 04, 2012 04:08PM

Korans in most Lefty dominated circles.

They have no problem with flushing Bibles down the toilet, though.

That's brave, hip and cool.

However, flushing korans down the toilet is hateful, ignorant and racist.


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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: Tiny ()
Date: November 04, 2012 04:50PM

Condoms Wrote:
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> Don't flush used condoms, unless you tied it in a
> knot. Then, it's fine.

Wait...you can tie it in a knot? Dang...I ain't never had one rolled down that far...

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: BarryO ()
Date: November 04, 2012 05:01PM

The economy.

Sorry homes.

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Re: Socially Unacceptable Items To Flush Down The Toilet
Posted by: another thing ()
Date: November 04, 2012 09:31PM

Never, ever flush percocet or any other painkiller down the toilet.

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