Virgin starlet claims Ronald Reagan was a 'show-off' in bed after seducing her on set of 1950s film in which he played her father

In 'Learning to Live Out Loud' she [Piper Laurie] writes that to begin with Reagan was the perfect gentleman and asked her mother for permission to take her out on a date.

But instead of doing so he took her to his home where he made hamburgers for them both.

Things went downhill from there and when they moved into the bedroom where Reagan turned into a 'show-off' who had sex 'without grace'.

Laurie, 79, writes: 'He made sure I was aware of the length of time he had been "ardent". It was 40 minutes.'

Laurie adds that when she complained she was not satisfied, she got rather short shrift indeed.

Reagan told her: 'There’s something wrong with you. You should have had many orgasms by now - after all this time. You’ve got to see a doctor.'

On top of that, the man who went on to become Leader of the Free World also disclosed the amount he had paid for the condom, in a crass attempt to prove his point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … n-bed.html

Someone please infrom the media that Reagan is not running for 2012 GOP nomination

She was the lady who played Sissy Spacek's Mom in the movie "Carie". She also played in the "Hustler" and "Tim" with Mel Gibson.

Piper Laurie Wrote:
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> She was the lady who played Sissy Spacek's Mom in
> the movie "Carie". She also played in the
> "Hustler" and "Tim" with Mel Gibson.

...and now she needs money apparently.

Piper Laurie had sex for a cheeseburger?

LOL

Sort of brings things in full circle

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No.. a hamburger

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Piper Laurie had sex for a cheeseburger?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No.. a hamburger
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > Piper Laurie had sex for a cheeseburger?


at least it wasn't for a soda...might as well go for the meal

I wonder if the hamburger was any good...

Signatures are for fags

I really find this surprising. Given that Piper Laurie is a girl and all.

Who the f cares? The man is dead.

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Piper Laurie had sex for a cheeseburger?


Reagan had a "furburger" or a "taco" with lots of feta cheese.

Shadow Wrote:
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> Who the f cares? The man is dead.


According to Piper, he was "dead" in the 50s, as well.

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I'd fry a hamburger on those tits...



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Wakka wakka

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> According to Piper, he was "dead" in the 50s, as
> well.

Signatures are for fags

I heard it was just horseplay which according to Penn State is fine

I like the name of the image:

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wakka wakka
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > According to Piper, he was "dead" in the 50s,
> as
> > well.



Thank you, thank you. I'm playing The Concord next week. Have a good night, folks!

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I wonder if he asked her to call him "daddy" while he was banging her?

who was grace, and why didnt he have sex with her too?