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REALLY??!?!?!
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Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Arthur Warren
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:57AM
Like Pedo State or whatever?
I've already heard the Sandusky going from Penn State to the State Pen thing, so don't even bother with that one.
Bring 'em on!
I've already heard the Sandusky going from Penn State to the State Pen thing, so don't even bother with that one.
Bring 'em on!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
whut?
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Date: November 08, 2011 11:15AM
oh no!
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Posted by:
i got sum
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Date: November 08, 2011 11:23AM
We Are...State Penn
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 08, 2011 02:01PM
Should be Nittany Loins
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
justsayin
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Date: November 08, 2011 02:06PM
Or Kid-Tiny Loins.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Smitty
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Date: November 08, 2011 03:53PM
New photographic evidence in the Penn State allegations
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Wv
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Date: November 08, 2011 04:06PM
If an old lady who likes younger guys are called cougars then older men who like young boys must be called a NITTANY LION!!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 08, 2011 04:18PM
Wv Wrote:
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> If an old lady who likes younger guys are called
> cougars then older men who like young boys must be
> called a NITTANY LION!!
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> If an old lady who likes younger guys are called
> cougars then older men who like young boys must be
> called a NITTANY LION!!
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 08, 2011 04:19PM
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Joe Breezy
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Date: November 08, 2011 04:32PM
well i guess he'd go from Penn State to State Pen. :)
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
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Date: November 08, 2011 04:52PM
Harumph.
I'd'a figured this story would've come from Notre Dame.
I'd'a figured this story would've come from Notre Dame.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
80psugrad
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Date: November 08, 2011 07:23PM
This week's PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers.
Next week's game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes
Next week's game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
roflroflrofl
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Date: November 08, 2011 08:51PM
a) knock knock
b) who's there?
a) The defensive coordinator for penn state
b) didn't you sexually abuse young boys?
a) yes, yes i did.
B) well i'm not opening the door
A) that is a very understandable thing to do.
b) who's there?
a) The defensive coordinator for penn state
b) didn't you sexually abuse young boys?
a) yes, yes i did.
B) well i'm not opening the door
A) that is a very understandable thing to do.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 08, 2011 08:58PM
Q. Does a tree falling in a forest make a sound?
A. It makes the same sound Joe Paterno does when he finds out his assistant coach is ass-raping a 10-year-old.
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A. It makes the same sound Joe Paterno does when he finds out his assistant coach is ass-raping a 10-year-old.
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
FromTwitter
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Date: November 08, 2011 09:20PM
"All these Penn State jokes are getting old... unlike the kid in the shower"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Penned
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Date: November 08, 2011 09:30PM
I see you went to Penn State, did you play football?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
comedian nigger
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Date: November 08, 2011 09:57PM
did you hear that mcdonalds is introducing the McSandusky Burger?
it is a piece of old meat between fresh buns.
it is a piece of old meat between fresh buns.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
honestly
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:06PM
this guy is going to commit suicide. and that's not joke
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:10PM
Only one that's made me lol so far:
"I never knew you went to a Catholic school".
"I never knew you went to a Catholic school".
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WOW! THE IRONY!!
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:11PM
REALLY??!?!?!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
REALLY?!?1?!?!?
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:13PM
REALLY??!?!?!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
hahahaha
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Date: November 08, 2011 10:28PM
Joe Breezy Wrote:
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> well i guess he'd go from Penn State to State Pen.
> :)
Hahaha
+10000
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> well i guess he'd go from Penn State to State Pen.
> :)
Hahaha
+10000
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Bucky
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Date: November 09, 2011 12:07AM
Penn State Kiddy Lay-ons
Maybe 9-year-old Lay-ons
I'll have to keep working.
Maybe 9-year-old Lay-ons
I'll have to keep working.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: November 09, 2011 02:15AM
So that's why Jerry Sandusky called it Happy Valley.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Drizzle
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Date: November 09, 2011 08:35AM
New Mascot Penn State Pedophiles
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Not Much
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Date: November 09, 2011 09:09AM
What time is curfew in the Penn State athletic dorms?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Not Much
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Date: November 09, 2011 09:30AM
Conversation overheard in prison:
Q: I thought you said you played football when you went to Penn State?
A: No, I said I played under Coach Sandusky!
Q: I thought you said you played football when you went to Penn State?
A: No, I said I played under Coach Sandusky!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
"Touched"-Down!
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Date: November 09, 2011 09:46AM
I heard they are renaming Sandusky's childrens foundation from "The Second Mile" to "The First Six Inches".
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WE ARE....
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Date: November 09, 2011 10:25AM
After Paterno's retirement they're honoring him one last time by renaming the School: PSU is now Paterno's School for the Underage
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Not Much
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:00AM
We are....Perv State!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
gross
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:04AM
Sandusky's defense will be that he was schooling these young boys in football by teaching them how to receive.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:07AM
I think we know where fairfaxdude went to school now. It explains a lot.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:11AM
It's odd seeing a defense guy teaching kids how to pitch and catch.
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
3364
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:51AM
Give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Happy Valley"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Joe pa
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Date: November 09, 2011 12:04PM
Penn state: giving the big ten a whole new meaning!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Not Much
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Date: November 09, 2011 12:05PM
Looks like they will have to change the name from "Happy Valley" to "Horny Valley"!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Nittany Pedobear
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Date: November 09, 2011 12:42PM
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
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At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
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Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
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During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
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When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
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An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
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What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
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One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
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At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
***********************************************
Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
************************************************
During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
************************************************
When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
************************************************
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
************************************************
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
************************************************
What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
************************************************
One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Andro Machy
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Date: November 09, 2011 01:50PM
Penn State turning tight ends into WIDE receivers
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
J.R.
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Date: November 09, 2011 02:32PM
Whicita state and penn state have aggreed to switch mascotts
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
A H
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Date: November 09, 2011 03:12PM
What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite branch campus?
DuBois
DuBois
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
PSU(CKS)
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Date: November 09, 2011 03:22PM
Is it DuBois? I would've thought it was Bare-End.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: November 09, 2011 03:36PM
DuBois / Behrend
LOL^^
LOL^^
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Marcus Washington
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Date: November 09, 2011 05:14PM
"Offically signed up for Penn State's football camp next summer #cantwait".
my tweet from yesterday
my tweet from yesterday
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Marcus Washington
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Date: November 09, 2011 05:20PM
follow @ Ros__71
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Danny
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Date: November 09, 2011 05:23PM
1.) Rest of Penn States season changed to 2 hand touch.
2.) How does Penn State separate the men from the boys? They don't, they look the other way.
2.) How does Penn State separate the men from the boys? They don't, they look the other way.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Josh C
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Date: November 09, 2011 06:31PM
someone should have saw the warning signs when commentators were referring to teams getting blown out as getting "sanduskied"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Bologna Sandwich
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Date: November 09, 2011 07:15PM
Happy Valley is now Never Never Land.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Wally
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Date: November 09, 2011 08:15PM
When Penn State brought him in, Sandusky thought he'd be a tight end, but he quickly made him into a wide receiver.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Wally
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Date: November 09, 2011 08:18PM
Craigslist Listing: FOR SALE, one PENN STATE football sweater, childs size, white stains on back.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
gfool69
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Date: November 09, 2011 09:03PM
all of penn state's wins this year were come from behind
penetrate university
sandusky was just installing his defensive package
this story is backwards, since the happy ending already happened in the beginning.
penetrate university
sandusky was just installing his defensive package
this story is backwards, since the happy ending already happened in the beginning.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Rick M
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Date: November 09, 2011 09:38PM
Penn State is changing to:
Penis State
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Joe Paterno is to be in a new movie:
Silence of the (nittany) Lion
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Joe Paterno was to replace the kid in:
Two and a Half Men....(since Joe's silence for the last 9 years has made him half a man)
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Penis State
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Joe Paterno is to be in a new movie:
Silence of the (nittany) Lion
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Joe Paterno was to replace the kid in:
Two and a Half Men....(since Joe's silence for the last 9 years has made him half a man)
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Bradley Volk
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Date: November 09, 2011 10:16PM
What did the woman on the beach say to Jerry Sandusky?
She said "Hey! You're in my son!"
She said "Hey! You're in my son!"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Bradley Volk
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Date: November 09, 2011 10:30PM
A young child sees his mom getting out of the shower. He sees her breasts and asks what they are. The mom says "those are my breasts." the boy asks his mom if he'll get breasts one day and the mom says "no only women get those when they are growing up" The boy then looks at her hairy vagina and asks what that is. His mom tells him "That's a vagina and only women have that after puberty"
Later that evening Jerry Sandusky takes the boy to a weight room to practice wrestling moves and when Sandusky says it is time to hit the showers they undress and the boy sees the adult penis and asks what it is. Sandusky replies "that's a penis." the boy asks "when will I get one like that?" Sandusky replies "in about a half hour when the rest of the staff leaves."
Later that evening Jerry Sandusky takes the boy to a weight room to practice wrestling moves and when Sandusky says it is time to hit the showers they undress and the boy sees the adult penis and asks what it is. Sandusky replies "that's a penis." the boy asks "when will I get one like that?" Sandusky replies "in about a half hour when the rest of the staff leaves."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 09, 2011 10:54PM
don't care about this story. Post a thread about a different story that I care about. thank
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 09, 2011 10:56PM
Q. What is a "white out" in Happy Valley?
A. Joe Paterno's corpse in three months.
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Shane Horton
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Date: November 09, 2011 11:21PM
It looks like Penn State is going to be the butt of all jokes for a while.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
6PLDP
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:19AM
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
hawk
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:35AM
Nittany lions like playing from behind
nittany lions practice hard, play hard, shower hard
nittany lions practice hard, play hard, shower hard
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Big10andunder
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:56AM
Here.
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Posted by:
666
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Date: November 10, 2011 01:05AM
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
UCONNJACK
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Date: November 10, 2011 07:14AM
No wonder I never saw Penn State's defense get called for too many men. Their defensive coordinator likes to keep them at 11 & under!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Joe pa
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Date: November 10, 2011 11:41AM
What does Sandusky and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
They both come on little white crackers.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ed Rendalhole
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Date: November 10, 2011 11:48AM
older women who chase young men are cougars. what are older men who chase young boys called Nittnay Lions.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ed Rendalhole
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:03PM
It is time to rename Happyvalley & Beaver stadium to child rapie showers & no balls coaches stadium.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
jsldkjflk
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:14PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> DuBois / Behrend
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> LOL^^
What about "Bring 'em Young"?
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> DuBois / Behrend
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> LOL^^
What about "Bring 'em Young"?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
penn alumni
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:20PM
what is the difference between war protesters in 1969 and PSU students today? The war protesters smoked pot, PSU students riot in defense of an old morally bankrupt pervert and culture of locker room rape parents and tax payers money well spent.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
tim Kestel
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:28PM
You thought he was defensive co-ordinator but he's really the Head Coach.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Adam
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Date: November 10, 2011 12:28PM
Whats the difference between Jerry Sandusky and Jail?.........Joe Paterno
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
3364
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Date: November 10, 2011 04:29PM
Never knew what the hell a 'Nittany' Lion was until now.
Gives a a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Happy Valley'
Gives a a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Happy Valley'
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
3364
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Date: November 10, 2011 05:24PM
The boogie man ain't got shit on a 'Nittany' Lion, but a 'Nittany' Lion does.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
3364
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Date: November 10, 2011 05:45PM
Mc Hammer says you can't 'Touch this'. Sandusy says oh yes you can and i'll even write a book about it!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
zebra
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Date: November 10, 2011 06:22PM
When Sandusky was asked what kind of an offensive scheme Penn State liked to run, he simply replied "Oh, we'll go with something simple and just run it up their ass!"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
cat burglar
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Date: November 10, 2011 07:15PM
While on a road trip against the Northwestern Wildcats, Mike McQueary was also apparently eyewitness to an heretofore unreported sex crime in the locker room.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
ftpuffnstuff
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Date: November 10, 2011 07:25PM
Did you realize you can rearrange the letters in Nittany Lions to spell tiny taN Loins?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Tim Osman
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Date: November 10, 2011 09:57PM
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Posted by:
TW
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Date: November 15, 2011 12:39PM
What the differnece between Jerry Sandusky and acne?
Acne waits until alittle boy is atleast 13 years old before it comes all over his face
Acne waits until alittle boy is atleast 13 years old before it comes all over his face
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
jakierich
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Date: November 15, 2011 04:48PM
Did you know that main penn state is moving to Due Bois?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
not too funny
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Date: November 16, 2011 11:25AM
The Second Mile.....?
No one told them it was a dirt road.
No one told them it was a dirt road.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Funny in Dallas
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Date: November 16, 2011 12:12PM
Jerry Sandusky was Penn State's best recruiter of young talent, based on early anal commitments.
What ice cream do they serve kids at Penn State? Bend & Jerry
What ice cream do they serve kids at Penn State? Bend & Jerry
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
gogetum
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Date: November 16, 2011 12:40PM
Penn State was just trying to convert their tight ends to wide receivers.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: November 16, 2011 12:42PM
How do you know when it's bedtime at Penn State?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
When the big hand is on the little hand.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Boston
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Date: November 16, 2011 04:03PM
How does Penn State separate the men from the boys?
ans : crow bars
ans : crow bars
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 16, 2011 04:05PM
Embarrassed by recent allegations, Penn State is changing its name. It will now be known as Ball State.
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
wtl jr.
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Date: November 16, 2011 06:12PM
my dad says if i don't behave he will send me to penn state football camp...
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
JOHNeMac36
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Date: November 16, 2011 06:28PM
*******
Q: What's the only University you can major in a minor?
A: Penn State.
Q: What's the only University you can major in a minor?
A: Penn State.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
OSU TOM CAT
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Date: November 16, 2011 06:35PM
hOW DO YOU SEPERATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS AT pENN STATE? ANSWER; CROWBAR
RENAME PENN STADIUM KY JELLY STADIUM
RENAME PENN STADIUM KY JELLY STADIUM
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
buzzkill
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Date: November 16, 2011 07:49PM
What do Jerry Sandusky and evaporated milk have in common? Both are white and come in little cans.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
apm74
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Date: November 16, 2011 09:25PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Dirk Diggler
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Date: November 16, 2011 09:52PM
Anyone heard of a Sandusky sandwich? It' old Polish sausage between fresh buns.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
yo
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Date: November 17, 2011 11:22AM
You know why Penn State likes losing at half time? \
They like to be a little behind in the locker room
HHhahahahahah!
They like to be a little behind in the locker room
HHhahahahahah!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
yo
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Date: November 17, 2011 11:23AM
heres a joke: Joe Paterno went to the police.
hhhahahahhahhahahaha
hhhahahahhahhahahaha
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
GEBIA
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Date: November 17, 2011 12:42PM
Jerry Sandusky has applied for a new job. He didnt specify the sport, but he wants to be "Head Coach" at Oral Roberts.
This is testimony that has leaked out from an unknown source, believed to had been an assistant coach at the time. This is an actual conversation that happened in a coaches meeting in early November, 1997 as 3rd ranked Penn State prepared to take on the #4 team in the country, the Michigan Wolverines....
Paterno: “Ok people listen up. Everybody knows Michigan is primarily a running football team. But they can hurt us with the deep pass. What should we do when the eleven (11) from Michigan shows us a formation, that we think will produce a post”?
Sandusky: “Drop to our knees.”
Paterno: “Jerry, what the hell are you saying? That we just give up”?
Sandusky: “No, but if that does not get us the desired result, then we should
just hit the showers”.
Penn State lost 34- 8
This is testimony that has leaked out from an unknown source, believed to had been an assistant coach at the time. This is an actual conversation that happened in a coaches meeting in early November, 1997 as 3rd ranked Penn State prepared to take on the #4 team in the country, the Michigan Wolverines....
Paterno: “Ok people listen up. Everybody knows Michigan is primarily a running football team. But they can hurt us with the deep pass. What should we do when the eleven (11) from Michigan shows us a formation, that we think will produce a post”?
Sandusky: “Drop to our knees.”
Paterno: “Jerry, what the hell are you saying? That we just give up”?
Sandusky: “No, but if that does not get us the desired result, then we should
just hit the showers”.
Penn State lost 34- 8
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
LegalEgl
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Date: November 17, 2011 02:11PM
Heard they're changing the school name to Penis State.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Perty Mouth
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Date: November 17, 2011 02:28PM
I heard the part of Victim # 1 will be played by Ned Beatty.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Percy Faith
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Date: November 17, 2011 02:35PM
You can't trust Pubs with your kids.
You can't trust Dems with your money.
You can't trust Dems with your money.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Bert Engblom
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Date: November 17, 2011 03:42PM
I hear that Sandusky prefered Tight-Ends...
Turns out they all ended up Wide-Receivers
... I'll be here all week.
Turns out they all ended up Wide-Receivers
... I'll be here all week.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Dream Weaver
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Date: November 17, 2011 04:12PM
Mike McQueary dream sequence of how he stopped that rape
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
big jerry
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Date: November 17, 2011 05:43PM
i guess you can say sen state pretty much got raped by the cornhuskers!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ake
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Date: November 17, 2011 05:55PM
There is a fantastic sale going on right now at the Penn State bookstore.
All boys clothes are half-off.
All boys clothes are half-off.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
rixter
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Date: November 17, 2011 08:41PM
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 10 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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He replied, "Sexy."
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
America
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Date: November 18, 2011 01:18AM
Penn State....thats the whole joke
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
wearepennstate?
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Date: November 18, 2011 06:29PM
When I was a kid jerry sandusky visited me in the hospital to show how much he cared, I was touched.
Jerry sandusky is innocent, he was only KIDding around.
When the judge senteced Jerry sandusky he said "your going to the State Penn, how's 8 to 9 years sound?" He
Replied, "just right."
Jerry sandusky is innocent, he was only KIDding around.
When the judge senteced Jerry sandusky he said "your going to the State Penn, how's 8 to 9 years sound?" He
Replied, "just right."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
PENN(atrate) U
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Date: November 18, 2011 06:42PM
Why didn't penn state report the shower incident? They said it was only a minor offense!
I know Jerry sandusky was never a head coach, but he was a great ASSistant.
I know Jerry sandusky was never a head coach, but he was a great ASSistant.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
MikeL
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:53AM
Where do Penn State coaches go after winning a Bowl?
DISNEYLAND
DISNEYLAND
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
FrankL
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Date: November 19, 2011 11:03AM
What is Penn States new mondol?
"At Penn State our coaches always go the extra 500 feet! AWAY from every elementary school, playground and Chuck e cheese!!!!"
"At Penn State our coaches always go the extra 500 feet! AWAY from every elementary school, playground and Chuck e cheese!!!!"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Dave
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Date: November 19, 2011 12:14PM
Penn State football is a game of inches.. about 4 and 1/2
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
GT
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Date: November 19, 2011 02:13PM
Found these on campusmack.com
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Seandabomb
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Date: November 19, 2011 05:58PM
really, your defense for him is that it's not funny because he's going to commit suicide? He not only ruined his life but he made every single one of those kid's at least tread on the idea of committing suicide. It's only the good for humanity.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Surfa Dude
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Date: November 19, 2011 08:12PM
This just in!
Sandusky has let go of trying to deny that he's committed very anal crimes; however, he claims that he's not going to let it destroy his life, and has vowed to turn fellow inmates life's around through the gift of sports! He's already constructed a game that will be suitable for his new environment. In addition to coaching these games, he also vows to play the position of wide receiver in his newly invented sport," Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honky.
I made this 1 up myself
Phil E.
Sandusky has let go of trying to deny that he's committed very anal crimes; however, he claims that he's not going to let it destroy his life, and has vowed to turn fellow inmates life's around through the gift of sports! He's already constructed a game that will be suitable for his new environment. In addition to coaching these games, he also vows to play the position of wide receiver in his newly invented sport," Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honky.
I made this 1 up myself
Phil E.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Chris P.
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:01PM
two Penn State coaches walk into a butt..
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
matt lesner
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:28PM
Why is Coach Sandusky a good coach?
He turns tight ends into wide recievers.
He turns tight ends into wide recievers.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Anonymous01
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Date: November 21, 2011 12:23AM
Justin Bieber makes 11-14 year old girls cry
Jerry Sandusky makes 11-14 year old boys cry
Ake Wrote:
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> There is a fantastic sale going on right now at
> the Penn State bookstore.
>
> All boys clothes are half-off.
Jerry Sandusky makes 11-14 year old boys cry
Ake Wrote:
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> There is a fantastic sale going on right now at
> the Penn State bookstore.
>
> All boys clothes are half-off.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
twoshotdqm
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Date: November 21, 2011 01:25PM
"A little behind in the locker room" is not a problem for Penn State at half time...
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Douglas
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Date: November 22, 2011 01:13PM
The second mile program took a field trip to the Hersey Highway for some intensive mudder training.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
penn state
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Date: November 22, 2011 09:33PM
two penn state administrates walk into a butt...
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Mongo
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Date: November 23, 2011 02:58PM
Penn State announced that it will NOT remove the Joe Paterno statue. Instead they cited that they will rotate the statue 180 degrees so that it will look the other way!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
mattfromcali
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Date: November 23, 2011 11:19PM
Did you just come from Penn State? Cuz you sound butt hurt.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
annynomus
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Date: November 24, 2011 12:23AM
Jerry sandusky claimed he's innocent, says he was only KIDding around
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:09AM
Little Frankie came home from a work out with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry sandusky showed me his weenie today in the shower!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Frankie replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:12AM
Little Frankie came home from a work-out at Penn state today with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry Sandusky showed me his weenie in the shower today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Frankie's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Frankie replied, "No, salty."
"Really small, was it?"
Frankie replied, "No, salty."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:33AM
recent info from the Sandusky home.
Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:35AM
Jerry Sandusky and his lawyer are walking down the street.
Jerry sees a 10-year-old little boy in his gym clothes. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"
Jerry sees a 10-year-old little boy in his gym clothes. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:37AM
Q. How does Jerry Sandusky stop an 10-year old boy from choking?
A. He takes his dick out of his mouth.
A. He takes his dick out of his mouth.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:46AM
A young college girl goes to see Jerry Sandusky.
"
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Jerry, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
Jerry replies, "Yes they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "jerry what you think of my virgin pussy?"
Jerry replies, "It's nice."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Jerry, do you want this pussy or not?"
Jerry smiles and says, "No, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother." Why don't you go see Jo-Pa!
"
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Jerry, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
Jerry replies, "Yes they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "jerry what you think of my virgin pussy?"
Jerry replies, "It's nice."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Jerry, do you want this pussy or not?"
Jerry smiles and says, "No, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother." Why don't you go see Jo-Pa!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ryan
()
Date: November 24, 2011 04:34PM
Jerry usually showed up to work late, as he liked to come in a little behind.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
drew phillips
()
Date: November 29, 2011 12:08PM
on a scale of 1-10 how old should you be to stay away from pen state
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Joey Henthorne
()
Date: November 29, 2011 04:52PM
i heard Jerry Sandusky has a new autobiography out its called touched XD
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
June Warren
()
Date: November 29, 2011 09:59PM
How do they separate the men from the boys at Penn State?
With a crowbar.
With a crowbar.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Jacob
()
Date: December 01, 2011 03:19PM
at miami its all about the U, at Penn State Football its all about the youth.
at miami they want U ($). At penn state they want yoUth.
at miami they want U ($). At penn state they want yoUth.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Lewis
()
Date: December 02, 2011 12:12AM
I have one for you,
Joe Paterno doesnt walk into a police station.
HAHAHAHAHA
Joe Paterno doesnt walk into a police station.
HAHAHAHAHA
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Reed
()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:37PM
Now we know what NITTANY stands for:
Naturally
Inclined
To
Touch
Any
Nude
Youngster
Naturally
Inclined
To
Touch
Any
Nude
Youngster
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
anon2012
()
Date: December 03, 2011 07:58AM
Penn State has a new motto
"No child's behind left"
"No child's behind left"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
themn
()
Date: December 16, 2011 10:57PM
Please never talk again....
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
nomeansno
()
Date: December 17, 2011 02:46PM
I heard Sandusky got a new coaching position. At Bringham Young.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Gig
()
Date: December 27, 2011 08:59PM
Boys go into penn state as tight ends and leave as wide receivers
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
anonymouszsz
()
Date: December 30, 2011 01:37AM
best joke of them all.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Alice
()
Date: December 30, 2011 11:58PM
Your comment is the funniest yet!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
jrollan91
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Date: January 21, 2012 04:24PM
Q: why does penn state like to be winning at halftime?
A: They would hate to be a little behind in the locker room hahaha
A: They would hate to be a little behind in the locker room hahaha
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
RioT L MohawK
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Date: January 23, 2012 08:43AM
The Difference From Sandusky And Acne, Is Dat At Acne Waits Til Ur At Least 12 To Come All Over Ur Face.!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Frankie Eddwards
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Date: April 07, 2012 07:32PM
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Wamoer Snelly
()
Date: May 15, 2012 09:12PM
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18602421&postID=7979998804710904678&page=1&token=1337127103160
The post about Sea Of White Nudist Dating is for the tops of lists.
The post about Sea Of White Nudist Dating is for the tops of lists.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
kikky
()
Date: June 12, 2012 12:44AM
Wasn't that a kid's meal?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
GEBIA
()
Date: June 14, 2012 12:31PM
Cedar Point has just filed for bankruptcy...Kids dont want to go to
Sandusky Ohio anymore
Sandusky Ohio anymore
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
GEBIA
()
Date: June 19, 2012 11:47AM
Joe Paterno always ran a clean program, his coaches were always in the showers.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
deng
()
Date: June 22, 2012 10:44PM
You know its bedtime at jerrys house when the big hand is on the little hand.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
ten young boys
()
Date: June 24, 2012 11:27AM
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Gordon Blvd
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Date: June 24, 2012 11:44AM
awesome1017 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> recent info from the Sandusky home.
>
> Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
>
> Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
--------------------------
............turns out this one was true, too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> recent info from the Sandusky home.
>
> Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
>
> Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
--------------------------
............turns out this one was true, too.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Quig
()
Date: June 24, 2012 11:52AM
Watching the news other night, I was struck by how Jerry Sandusky has those dull, lifeless eyes in all of his prior clips. In Jaws, Quig described them as doll's eyes (belonging to a predator). I had the same experience one time as I walked out of an Alexandria adult movie theater about 15 years ago. When the movie ended and the lights came on for patrons to leave, we got up and there were all these men sitting their lifeless, wearing thick glasses, and staring ahead with those soulless eyes.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
pete
()
Date: July 14, 2012 03:59PM
Too bad he didn't do it 20 years ago...
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
jjc
()
Date: July 14, 2012 09:53PM
PSU = Paterno Sandusky University
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 14, 2012 10:03PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Sandusky's boyfriend?
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
MrPiz
()
Date: July 18, 2012 07:53PM
A couple pics
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Rowe M.
()
Date: July 25, 2012 07:07PM
It's going to be a tough year for Penn State.
But that's okay, the coaches said they are use to getting a little behind.
But that's okay, the coaches said they are use to getting a little behind.