I feel a thread change coming on...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> there is seriously SO much food in the grocery
> store.......it's really TOO much. I'm not even
> kidding you this time. I was in the grocer's the
> other day and I was in the breakfast foods aisle.
> I wanted some Pop Tarts. So I find where the Pop
> Tarts are. And then it hit me, right between the
> eyes: there are SO MANY different kinds of Pop
> Tarts, so many different choices and
> varieties....they have strawberry, they have brown
> sugar, they have cherry, they have strawberry
> cherry, they have s'mores, they have oreo Pop
> Tarts, they have gingerbread, they have blueberry,
> they have banana blueberry, they have banana
> blueberry blast, they have banana blueberry blast
> with brown sugar, they have raspberry, they have
> cranberry, they have cran-raspberry..........there
> are literally TOO MANY CHOICES of Pop Tarts. And
> it doesn't stop at Pop Tarts. There are too many
> choices of virtually every kind of product you can
> imagine. I can't decide. I LITERALLY CAN'T DECIDE
> sometimes. It's just too much. TOO MUCH. We need
> fewer choices. Fewer choices of Pop
> Tarts.......fewer choices in life. We are
> assaulted by too many choices. We need less, not
> more. I want as few choices in life as possible. I
> dream of a grocery store with only four aisles,
> and a dairy section. Possibly a produce section.
> But that's IT. No more. Only what you need. And
> all in plain brown wrapping paper......no
> fancy-schmancy designed packaging with
> anthropomorphized cartoon animals spouting
> catch-phrases. Just plain brown paper wrapping. A
> plain brown box that says "Cereal", in a plain,
> sans-serif font. A plain box that says "Chicken".
> And so on. This is how life ought to be. And
> furthermore, we should all stop wearing different
> clothes. There should be a standard-issue plain
> black bodysuit, one size fits all, that we all
> wear, everyday, no colors, no variations. Everyone
> looks the same. We all march to work or school in
> our plain black uniforms and never go anywhere or
> do anything but what absolutely HAS to be done:
> school, work, eat, go home, sleep. That's it.
> That's life. Life is a plain brown paper package
> that says "Potatoes". That's all. That's it. We're
> done. We're straight. That's how life should be.
> To me, that's what a decent life would be like.
>
> We're straight. Peace, I'm out of here.
> /
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