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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2016 05:49PM by chuckhoffmann.

What a poor photoshop.

Let me be the first to say....

Fake and gay...

chuck fails again...

Signatures are for fags

DAMNIT!


eesh beat me to it!

Signatures are for fags

Fake. Gay.

I'm sure he has an optional layout, but doesn't his version of Firefox look really old?

Why does chuck's browser look like it's stuck in the 90's?

Signatures are for fags

chuck.... good work photoshopping the firefox logo onto your netscape browser...

Signatures are for fags

eesh... stop it, damnit!

You keep beating me to the punch...

Signatures are for fags

chuck still uses Windows ME...

LOL...

He must be poor...

Signatures are for fags

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/19/2011 01:26AM by troll.

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2016 05:57PM by chuckhoffmann.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> This picture was not Photoshopped.

Maybe you used MSPaint... it looks shitty enough...

> It is a real
> screen capture,

A real screen cap of a fake PM, maybe...

> made using MWSnap.

What's with the fucking plugs? I've never wondered how I can take screen caps... I have used the Prnt Scrn button since the Windows 95 days...

> It's Firefox 7.0.1. It looks old because I use the
> "Windows Classic" setting for my desktop,

Neat... it looks like shit...

> so that
> when I write documentation, it doesn't look
> dramatically different from Windows Server 2003 or
> Windows XP. Also, Aero never appealed to me.

Who cares?

>
> I will admit, to my shame, that I use Windows
> Vista, because I never got around to updating to
> Windows 7 when I had the money to do so.

Who cares?

Signatures are for fags

I hope Chuck's daughter doesn't up like him.

Sorry, chuck...

I had to tell someone...

Signatures are for fags
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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sorry, chuck...
>
> I had to tell someone...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry chuck, but that is fucking hilarious. Excellent job Mr. Tuttle!

It's a shame it's fake. I was hoping chuck would keep up the nonsense and go out in a blaze of glory.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > What a poor photoshop.
>
> This picture was not Photoshopped. It is a real
> screen capture, made using MWSnap.

if you're going to be a lying sack of shit, it helps to pay attention to detail.

you fucking suck.
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2016 05:55PM by chuckhoffmann.

Does MWSnap produce higher resolution images than Windows print screen?

I downloaded that utility based on your hat tip, but haven't installed it yet.

Hey Chuck Wrote:
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> Does MWSnap produce higher resolution images than
> Windows print screen?

No, but it will give your computer a virus if you install it (according to my AV software). Chuck is a douchebag. Why would anyone trust him?

Still beats his original attempt...

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=3&music=4&url=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/index.php?0

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/19/2011 10:14AM by WashingTone-Locian.

It is entertaining at least.

Sometimes I get the impression that Chuck is not too bright.

Excellent link, Tone...

Signatures are for fags

It's real.


http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/06812b7/

Forensic Investigator Wrote:
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> It's real.
>
>
> http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/06812b7/

its not real, dummy. it's very easy to forge a private message but chuck couldnt even do that right. he pasted over the top part of the border that surrounds the buttons at the bottom. i fucking circled it in red for slow people like you.

besides, of everyone on here, do you really think that anyone gives a shit about a loser like chuck hoffmann? all he does is write wiki articles and cry like a little bitch. cary doesn't ban people for just 'not being funny' although i wish he owuld in chuck's case. cary wouldn't refer to 'the legitimate users' because he doesn't play favorites. goddamn you're stupid.

Digital Forensic Analyst Wrote:
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> Forensic Investigator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's real.
> >
> >
> >
> http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/06812b7/
>
> its not real, dummy. it's very easy to forge a
> private message but chuck couldnt even do that
> right. he pasted over the top part of the border
> that surrounds the buttons at the bottom. i
> fucking circled it in red for slow people like
> you.
>
> besides, of everyone on here, do you really think
> that anyone gives a shit about a loser like chuck
> hoffmann? all he does is write wiki articles and
> cry like a little bitch. cary doesn't ban people
> for just 'not being funny' although i wish he
> owuld in chuck's case. cary wouldn't refer to 'the
> legitimate users' because he doesn't play
> favorites. goddamn you're stupid.



What person could hate Chuck so much, that he gets angry about a stupid little PM and gets so worked up that he disguises his rantings by not capitalizing?


Hmmmmmm...




btw, I was just fucking around..."goddamn you're stupid."

definitely not eesh Wrote:
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> Digital Forensic Analyst Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Forensic Investigator Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It's real.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/06812b7/
> >
> > its not real, dummy. it's very easy to forge a
> > private message but chuck couldnt even do that
> > right. he pasted over the top part of the
> border
> > that surrounds the buttons at the bottom. i
> > fucking circled it in red for slow people like
> > you.
> >
> > besides, of everyone on here, do you really
> think
> > that anyone gives a shit about a loser like
> chuck
> > hoffmann? all he does is write wiki articles
> and
> > cry like a little bitch. cary doesn't ban
> people
> > for just 'not being funny' although i wish he
> > owuld in chuck's case. cary wouldn't refer to
> 'the
> > legitimate users' because he doesn't play
> > favorites. goddamn you're stupid.
>
>
>
> What person could hate Chuck so much, that he gets
> angry about a stupid little PM and gets so worked
> up that he disguises his rantings by not
> capitalizing?
>
>
> Hmmmmmm...
>
>
>
>
> btw, I was just fucking around..."goddamn you're
> stupid."

anonymous mephisto post

Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his stupid lying ass.

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his stupid
> lying ass.


once his stupid lying ass has been fucked, what do you suggest be done to his forehead?

FU Analyzer Wrote:
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> definitely not eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Digital Forensic Analyst Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Forensic Investigator Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > It's real.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/06812b7/
> > >
> > > its not real, dummy. it's very easy to forge
> a
> > > private message but chuck couldnt even do
> that
> > > right. he pasted over the top part of the
> > border
> > > that surrounds the buttons at the bottom. i
> > > fucking circled it in red for slow people
> like
> > > you.
> > >
> > > besides, of everyone on here, do you really
> > think
> > > that anyone gives a shit about a loser like
> > chuck
> > > hoffmann? all he does is write wiki articles
> > and
> > > cry like a little bitch. cary doesn't ban
> > people
> > > for just 'not being funny' although i wish he
> > > owuld in chuck's case. cary wouldn't refer to
> > 'the
> > > legitimate users' because he doesn't play
> > > favorites. goddamn you're stupid.
> >
> >
> >
> > What person could hate Chuck so much, that he
> gets
> > angry about a stupid little PM and gets so
> worked
> > up that he disguises his rantings by not
> > capitalizing?
> >
> >
> > Hmmmmmm...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > btw, I was just fucking around..."goddamn
> you're
> > stupid."
>
> anonymous mephisto post


anonymous eesh post

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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>
> once his stupid lying ass has been fucked, what do
> you suggest be done to his forehead?



eesh bukake

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his
> stupid
> > lying ass.
>
>
> once his stupid lying ass has been fucked, what do
> you suggest be done to his forehead?

dump a fat blast of spank on his bitch-ass face and make his momma likk it off

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his stupid
> lying ass.


I bet you would like that, eesh.

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his stupid
> lying ass.


eesh pretending to be alternate mephisto screen name post

double reverse FU slam dunkin gonuts Wrote:
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> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his
> stupid
> > lying ass.
>
>
> eesh pretending to be alternate mephisto screen
> name post


Triple proxy double reverse 360 mirror mepheeshto post

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> double reverse FU slam dunkin gonuts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his
> > stupid
> > > lying ass.
> >
> >
> > eesh pretending to be alternate mephisto screen
> > name post
>
>
> Triple proxy double reverse 360 mirror mepheeshto
> post


You're so Tonyhawk!

double reverse FU slam dunkin gonuts Wrote:
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> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his
> stupid
> > lying ass.
>
>
> eesh pretending to be alternate mephisto screen
> name post

double pits to chesty alternate eesh inverted mephisto alternate anonymous registered screen name post

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2016 05:55PM by chuckhoffmann.

Chuck Hoffmann, biggest douche on FFXU.

Oh Chuck I'm soooooo glad you're here for the long haul. I just love your witty humor and acerbic wit.

Always yours,

Eesh

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I'm deeply saddened that all of you doubted the
> sincerity of my original apology.
>
> Saddened because I won't be able to use the
> original punchline to the joke, that is.
>
> My clever scheme fell apart almost from the
> beginning because I included a screen shot
> purporting to show a message from Cary to me. It
> was immediately detected as a forgery, however,
> the identification of the forgery was completely
> wrong.
>
> All I did to generate the fake was download the
> HTML of a real PM Cary sent me and edit the HTML,
> but I missed a closing div tag when I did. No
> Photoshop involved, just half-assed HTML editing
> using Notepad.
>
> Also, Harry Tuttle completely misread the
> situation; he interpreted it as a plea for
> sympathy. This is of course ridiculous: I know
> full well that the FFXUntermenschen seize upon any
> sign of weakness with the vigor and viciousness of
> a pit bull on a two-year-old's head, which was the
> original premise I was working with.
>
> Oh, well. On to the next scheme.
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Douche Wrote:
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> 496, biggest douche on FFXU.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I am a lying, unfunny douchebag and a bad father.
> I shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
>
> Oh, well. On to the next scheme.

fixed it for you.

What really gave it away was Cary saying that he received more complaints about you than any other user. Obviously Mr. Misery has won that contest, with eesh being a distant second.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> obvious is obvious Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What really gave it away was Cary saying that
> he
> > received more complaints about you than any
> other
> > user. Obviously Mr. Misery has won that
> contest,
> > with eesh being a distant second.
>
> Well, my original draft of my faux pm from Cary
> included the line "legitimate posters like Mr
> Misery, eesh, and Harry Tuttle", but I knew that
> would give the game away too soon.
>
> Sadly, eesh and Harry Tuttle are much better at
> playing Internet than I am, and blew my whole
> scheme right out of the water from the get-go.

what ruined your scheme is that it was your scheme, and you are not funny or clever. You're just a douche.

Chuck - give it up. Tuttle and eesh busted you on this thread and I busted you trolling yourself in another. Know your limitations.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> Chuck - give it up. Tuttle and eesh busted you on
> this thread and I busted you trolling yourself in
> another. Know your limitations.
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Too bad we won't be able to learn the solid gold punchline he was planning on using...

Signatures are for fags

By the bye, even if you did remember to close the div tag (how in the hell could you forget to do that!?) your fake PM still would have been glaringly fake...

Signatures are for fags

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2016 05:48PM by chuckhoffmann.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> -----
> > Chuck - give it up. Tuttle and eesh busted you
> on
> > this thread and I busted you trolling yourself
> in
> > another. Know your limitations.
>
> I agree. You, eesh, and Harry T. are all much
> better at playing Internet than I am.


I'm the worst at "playing Internet". All i was implying was that if i can smell bullshit, everyone can.

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