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Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:27AM









Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2015 03:07PM by friskydingo.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:42AM

Check your attitude. Looks matter a lil bit but confidence rulss supreme.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Keep it in the family ()
Date: September 23, 2011 05:19AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm a nice dude in his 20's who wants to meet
> people and likes to go out sumtimes during the
> week and weekend with my friends n' buddies, but
> I'm in a pickle.....
>
> Lately only fat girls and fags hit on me.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I certainly am not a bigot.
>
> But what is a dude gonnna do?
>
> Hot chicks, where did I go wrong?
>
> What y'all think I should do?



Just throw your brother eesh and your wife a bone once in a while and fuck them, JBass.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:36AM

Fat chicks have thousands of miles in unused pussy. Enjoy until something better comes along

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:56AM

I used to have the same "problem"...then I got old.

Now I wish I had a nice fatso to roll around with, but even they won't look at me now.

As far as the fags, I ain't down with that, but damn, a little attention WOULD be nice.

Like Pripus says, might as well enjoy a few roly poly's until your dream girl comes along.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:12PM

Put a dab of peanut butter behind your ears and enjoy the ride...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: modestjoe ()
Date: September 24, 2011 05:41PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm a nice dude in his 20's who wants to meet
> people and likes to go out sumtimes during the
> week and weekend with my friends n' buddies, but
> I'm in a pickle.....
>
> Lately only fat girls and fags hit on me.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I certainly am not a bigot.
>
> But what is a dude gonnna do?
>
> Hot chicks, where did I go wrong?
>
> What y'all think I should do?


How "fat" are they? If they're just mildly overweight, I think you're being too picky. I dont like skinny girls. I dont find them attractive, but whatever floats yer boat.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:42AM

My first post, three damn months ago!

 

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Aunt bee ()
Date: December 23, 2011 06:58AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> My first post, three damn months ago!


Did you enjoy a nice relationship with a woman of larger carrige?


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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 23, 2011 09:47AM

Fat girls try harder.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: December 23, 2011 10:46AM

fill your pockets with ding dongs and twinkies and enjoy yourself chubby chaser

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: BannedonCraigslist ()
Date: December 23, 2011 11:06AM

best way to meet women is to date a gay guy.. good looking women flock around them

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: getalifebuddy ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:18PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm a nice dude in his 20's who wants to meet
> people and likes to go out sumtimes during the
> week and weekend with my friends n' buddies, but
> I'm in a pickle.....
>
> Lately only fat girls and fags hit on me.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I certainly am not a bigot.
>
> But what is a dude gonnna do?
>
> Hot chicks, where did I go wrong?
>
> What y'all think I should do?

Fat girls can be more attractive than thin girls. It depends on how fat they are and what their face looks like. Dont be so picky. Im sure you're not a prize catch either!

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:25PM

learn to enjoy fucking fat chicks

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: When JBass says ()
Date: December 23, 2011 04:17PM

That Fags like him I answer cause it takes one to know one.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Biggus Dickus ()
Date: December 24, 2011 08:00AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm a nice dude in his 20's who wants to meet
> people and likes to go out sumtimes during the
> week and weekend with my friends n' buddies, but
> I'm in a pickle.....
>
> Lately only fat girls and fags hit on me.
>
You must be black.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:06PM

bump

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:21PM

Ahhh my first post... Twas an evening of drinking and merriment and ol' frisky wanted a little of the in-out in-out. But begrudgingly he was dropped off at home, alone, with nothing but his hand. Stumbling around making a sandwich he decided to seek advice from complete strangers.... and thus a legend amongst men was born.....



Welp....I can give yall an update to that drunken plea for assistance from one year ago... I am no longer plagued by fat girls.

 

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: September 23, 2012 03:34PM

We try not to use the "f" word around here Mr. Frisky.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: September 23, 2012 03:34PM

and is there a lady in your life now>?!??!?>W>W!>W?!?E?!???!?DOUBLEYOU>@

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 03:42PM

Hahahaha

yeah, but nothing really that serious. I'm happy with the situation.

 

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: September 23, 2012 03:48PM

dawww i bet she's perty.

I've had this weird situation with this girl for a little but.. but she was kinda really fat... total tease

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: hot sweaty betty ()
Date: September 23, 2012 05:01PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm a nice dude in his 20's who wants to meet
> people and likes to go out sumtimes during the
> week and weekend with my friends n' buddies, but
> I'm in a pickle.....
>
> Lately only fat girls and fags hit on me.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I certainly am not a bigot.
>
> But what is a dude gonnna do?
>
> Hot chicks, where did I go wrong?
>
> What y'all think I should do?


Give me a call. I will pm you my contact info soon.
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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 06:24PM

That dog looks cute

 

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Frisky Chicky ()
Date: September 23, 2012 06:30PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> That dog looks cute


HA! I knew it! Woof.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Rover ()
Date: September 23, 2012 07:09PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> That dog looks cute


Which one?

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 24, 2012 01:14PM

I have a bad feeling that the big dog ate the small one.

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: Rocko Jocko ()
Date: May 04, 2014 03:55AM

What sort of pussy do you get in prison?

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Re: Only Fat Girls and Fags Like Me - What 2 do?!?
Posted by: frisky's first thread ()
Date: December 05, 2020 04:42PM

Why can't he reform himself the way lizzie did?

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