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I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:15PM

would any women out there be mature enough to overlook the fact that I'm fat, stupid, ugly, bad at math, and have never had sex, and give me a chance, look at what's inside instead of what's outside, and see me for who I am, instead of how stupid and ugly I am? Are there any women who are intelligent, kind, and evolved enough to date a man like me?

the Hunchback of Notre Dame is on TCM right now. Look at Lon Chaney. He was kind and good at heart. Are there any women who are not materialistic and shallow, who will like me for the ugly, stupid, fat quasimodo I am?
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:19PM

I'm rich, but I'm stupid and ugly and fat, and I smell.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: I'm ugly too. ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:19PM

I'm not fat, but I'm pretty ugly. Got my face all fucked up. Whata your gonna do? Go with the flow!!!

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:22PM

are you a chick? Would you like to go out on a date with me? I'm really stupid and I don't know how to parallel park, but I could probably pick you up and take you out to Five Guys in Herndon.

even if your a dude, we could still go out to Five Guys. Lemme no

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: miz is a bore ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:23PM

you might have a point if you add to your list "not funny, and my posts are bland, boring shit"

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:24PM

miz is a bore Wrote:
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> you might have a point if you add to your list
> "not funny, and my posts are bland, boring shit"


you're a bore, and I fucked your mother up her shitty asshole last night, you fucking cum-guzzling faggot. I'll fuck you until you love me.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:26PM

I'll fuck anything that moves.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: miz=lame ass ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:26PM

*snore*

B.O.R.I.N.G!

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Misery is funny ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:26PM

Misery can be funny, and admit it> You missed him on his Sabbatical. At least he's original.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:27PM

Daniel Lamerson Wrote:
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> *snore*
>
> B.O.R.I.N.G!

LOL GOOD ONE!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: diarhea ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:30PM

good. harry tuttle is here. finally a poster that can actually deliver some lulz. save this thread harry, otherwise it will turn into another poor miz's ffxu after dark with exciting posts like this:

ward bond is a great actor.

or, who could forget those great random lists:

green
yellow
purple

had enough? how about this classic:

its not hot its spicy.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:32PM

I would fuck Jesus in his tight little asshole. I'd fuck Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, up his faggoty ass, then cum down his throat. I'd punch him in the ribs and then jerk his big fat son of god cock off until he came in my asshole. Then I'd punch him in the head and fuck his face until he turned my cum into wine, then I'd make him drink all the wine, then make him turn the wine back into cum, and he'd have so much cum in his faggot stomach that he'd throw it all up and I'd make him eat all the puke and cum until he puked it all up again, then I'd make him eat it again until he shit his robe, then make him eat his own shit, and all the cum and puke until he passed out, then I'd piss in his faggot savior face and throw down a piece of silver and say "now make me some bread, faggot" and then I'd kick him in the back of the head and throw him in a dumpster. Jesus is an asshole. Fuck him and fuck God too. I'd fuck God in the ass and then punch him in the dick. Fuck both of those cum-guzzling faggots.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:34PM

there are plenty of women out there man.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:34PM

hay Hare-Bear, how the hell are ya, big bald bastard?! I'm watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame on TCM right now. The silent version with Lon Chaney. It's a Lon Chaney marathon. One of my favorite silent films ever, The Unknown, is on at 1:30. Dude, you should totally watch it. It's creepy as fuck. you won't be disappointed. Lon Chaney was a bad motherfucker. I'd fuck him in the ass so hard Lon Chaney Jr. would feel it.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:35PM

diarhea Wrote:
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> good. harry tuttle is here. finally a poster that
> can actually deliver some lulz. save this thread
> harry, otherwise it will turn into another poor
> miz's ffxu after dark with exciting posts like
> this:

I only help threads that help themselves...

but... I did learn a pretty awesome joke about a guy with a wooden eye dancing with a girl with a hairlip....

I think that might perk things up around here...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:37PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> there are plenty of women out there man.
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:38PM

TCM at 1:thoyty, y'say?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:45PM

hey, and you know what, fuck that faggot ass sand-N-word Mohammed while you're at it. I'd fuck Mohammed so hard my cum would shoot out his dick hole. I don't even know if that's possible. Then I'd draw a picture of him. Then show him the picture, and jack him off until he came on it, then make him lick up the cum. I'd take a shit on the Koran and then wipe the shitty Koran in his faggoty ass plane-hijacking dick-fart face. I'd pound his shitty asshole then kick him in the dick. I'd take a shit in his turban, then put the turban back on his faggot ass head and pull it down over his eyes, kick him in the dick again, then suck his faggot terrorist-ass sand-monkey dick till he came. Then I'd kick his dick-fuck, stinking, cradle-of-civilization ass into a ditch and piss on him.

then I'd draw another picture, crumple it up, shove it down Osama Bin Laden's decomposing throat, fish that faggot ass dialysis-having motherfucker out of the sea and throw his rotting carcass in the ditch with mohammed, take a shit on both of them, then build a fucking Super Walmart over top of their faggot-ass sand nigger asses.

motherfucker dick fucks

that's what I think of religion.












i don't know how I managed to derail my own thread. Fuck those fucks, tho. Fuck Jesus, fuck Mohammed, fuck moses......I'll fuck all those faggot-ass bitches in the ass.
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:46PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> TCM at 1:thoyty, y'say?


yeah, 1:30. And it's only like an hour long, so it's no big thing. You should stick around all night, tho. The Phantom of the Opera's up next.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:50PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> would any women out there be mature enough to
> overlook the fact that I'm fat, stupid, ugly, bad
> at math, and have never had sex, and give me a
> chance, look at what's inside instead of what's
> outside, and see me for who I am, instead of how
> stupid and ugly I am? Are there any women who are
> intelligent, kind, and evolved enough to date a
> man like me?
>
> the Hunchback of Notre Dame is on TCM right now.
> Look at Lon Chaney. He was kind and good at heart.
> Are there any women who are not materialistic and
> shallow, who will like me for the ugly, stupid,
> fat quasimodo I am?

tl;dr


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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:56PM

justsayin, how'd you like a big fat dick up your wife's pussy?

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:58PM

I'll fuck your wife, I'll fuck your daughter. I'll do both at the same time. But only if they express verbal consent. That way it's not rape.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 15, 2011 09:00PM


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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 09:04PM

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> http://health4mindandbody.files.wordpress.com/2010
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sorry dude, this photo of yawing is reserved for registered voter.

thanks for understanding.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 09:05PM

so you're saying you don't mind if I fuck your daughter up her tight little asshole and then cum on your wife's tits? Thanks. I'll be over later. But only if they expressly convey that they are willing and eager to engage in sexual congress with me.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 11:22PM

Her tits are top drawer...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 16, 2011 05:30PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Her tits are top drawer...

I know, right?


justsayin's daughter has some mondo tits man.

by the way, fuck Mohammed in his faggoty muslim ass. Fuck that muslim fuck. I'm drawing a picture of you right now, you cum-guzzling faggot. Stick that up your turban and smoke it, shit-dick.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Wilfredo ()
Date: August 17, 2011 09:02AM

Fat ugly guys get laid all the time. Your problem is that you suck worse on the inside than you do on the outside. Face it dude. As long as you keep puking filth into everything you write or say, you will get nothing. I suggest you become a 7th Day Adventist.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Plot thickens ()
Date: August 10, 2013 01:45AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I would fuck Jesus in his tight little asshole.
> I'd fuck Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, up his
> faggoty ass, then cum down his throat. I'd punch
> him in the ribs and then jerk his big fat son of
> god cock off until he came in my asshole. Then I'd
> punch him in the head and fuck his face until he
> turned my cum into wine, then I'd make him drink
> all the wine, then make him turn the wine back
> into cum, and he'd have so much cum in his faggot
> stomach that he'd throw it all up and I'd make him
> eat all the puke and cum until he puked it all up
> again, then I'd make him eat it again until he
> shit his robe, then make him eat his own shit, and
> all the cum and puke until he passed out, then I'd
> piss in his faggot savior face and throw down a
> piece of silver and say "now make me some bread,
> faggot" and then I'd kick him in the back of the
> head and throw him in a dumpster. Jesus is an
> asshole. Fuck him and fuck God too. I'd fuck God
> in the ass and then punch him in the dick. Fuck
> both of those cum-guzzling faggots.



BRING IT BRO-STEIN





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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:56AM

That stuff about doing bad things to Jesus made me l out loud.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:06AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Her tits are top drawer...
>
> I know, right?
>
>
> justsayin's daughter has some mondo tits man.
>
> by the way, fuck Mohammed in his faggoty muslim
> ass. Fuck that muslim fuck. I'm drawing a picture
> of you right now, you cum-guzzling faggot. Stick
> that up your turban and smoke it, shit-dick.


Just in case there are any Muslim people out there who would like to know the human behind these postings; this should provide you with all the information you need.

William Moreno is Mr. Misery.





edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery (map of supposed address) removed. Even public figures deserve some privacy.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/19/2013 12:18PM by Cary.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:12AM

Misery stop bumping these dumb threads. Still think its funny when your real name gets linked to them?

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: UWjvE ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:08AM

best part is that will m is not misery

delusional and outing an innocent person

great job!

yeah, we know, this is an anon misery post blah blah

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Miserologist ()
Date: August 11, 2013 03:54AM

UWjvE Wrote:
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> best part is that will m is not misery

Proof?

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Wdc6n ()
Date: August 11, 2013 04:37AM

UWjvE Wrote:
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> best part is that will m is not misery
>
> delusional and outing an innocent person
>
> great job!
>
> yeah, we know, this is an anon misery post blah
> blah
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:14PM

with the economy so far, its everyone in this situation.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Pubic Finger ()
Date: February 13, 2015 12:51AM

TheNorthman Wrote:
>
> William Moreno is Mr. Misery.
>
>
>
> edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery (map of
> supposed address) removed. Even public figures
> deserve some privacy.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: So true, now I see ()
Date: July 21, 2015 02:54PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> would any women out there be mature enough to
> overlook the fact that I'm fat, stupid, ugly, bad
> at math, and have never had sex, and give me a
> chance, look at what's inside instead of what's
> outside, and see me for who I am, instead of how
> stupid and ugly I am? Are there any women who are
> intelligent, kind, and evolved enough to date a
> man like me?
>
> the Hunchback of Notre Dame is on TCM right now.
> Look at Lon Chaney. He was kind and good at heart.
> Are there any women who are not materialistic and
> shallow, who will like me for the ugly, stupid,
> fat quasimodo I am?
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: bumpo ()
Date: August 02, 2015 02:29AM

So true, now I see Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > would any women out there be mature enough to
> > overlook the fact that I'm fat, stupid, ugly,
> bad
> > at math, and have never had sex, and give me a
> > chance, look at what's inside instead of what's
> > outside, and see me for who I am, instead of
> how
> > stupid and ugly I am? Are there any women who
> are
> > intelligent, kind, and evolved enough to date a
> > man like me?
> >
> > the Hunchback of Notre Dame is on TCM right
> now.
> > Look at Lon Chaney. He was kind and good at
> heart.
> > Are there any women who are not materialistic
> and
> > shallow, who will like me for the ugly, stupid,
> > fat quasimodo I am?

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: August 02, 2015 02:52AM

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: hi william ()
Date: January 16, 2017 02:24PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> would any women out there be mature enough to
> overlook the fact that I'm fat, stupid, ugly, bad
> at math, and have never had sex, and give me a
> chance, look at what's inside instead of what's
> outside, and see me for who I am, instead of how
> stupid and ugly I am? Are there any women who are
> intelligent, kind, and evolved enough to date a
> man like me?
>
> the Hunchback of Notre Dame is on TCM right now.
> Look at Lon Chaney. He was kind and good at heart.
> Are there any women who are not materialistic and
> shallow, who will like me for the ugly, stupid,
> fat quasimodo I am?

The short answer to your question is "No". The problem is that you are an even more ugly person on the inside. You are an evil, vile, despicable, stalker and a criminal.
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: For God sake, cary ()
Date: January 16, 2017 04:10PM

Pubic Finger Wrote:
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
> >
> > William Moreno is Mr. Misery.
> >
> >
> >
> > edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery (map of
> > supposed address) removed. Even public figures
> > deserve some privacy.

Thanks to eesh's obsessive efforts, we by now ALL know exactly whre miz lives. Why doesn't FFU just set up a web cam outside his place so we can chekc in on miz 24/7. Or maybe even program a drone to hover over him, like a cloud, at all times. Eesh could control it - would enjoy doing so.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Wdtyn ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:28PM

Wdtyn

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: maaan, wadda loser scrub ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:40PM

glad I always got a lot of pussy.
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Yw9Eb ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:15PM

is that serious?

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: 713 Riverview Court ()
Date: December 31, 2018 01:41AM

Miz is here.
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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: Ffxu user ()
Date: May 09, 2019 08:26PM

713 Riverview Court Wrote:
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> Miz is here.


Only god knows what ghastly things happen behind those doors.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: thats the sidewalk tootguy swept ()
Date: May 09, 2019 11:50PM

When I spoke to him - he was cleaning up one of miz's PYBRs.

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Re: I'm a fat, stupid, ugly little faggot who's never had sex
Posted by: residue ()
Date: May 10, 2019 06:03AM

Does Miz still make PYBR's? Now that tootguy is dead who cleans them up? Would the neighbors call the cops if they saw the fat middle aged pedo arranging pieces of paper and rose petals out on the sidewalk? Or are they used to it?

Even if he stopped making them, there's probably some old cutouts stuck in sidewalk cracks or blown into the woods all around the house.

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