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Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:05AM

......

You got my ear.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:08AM

What does JBass stand for?

Are you a fishing guy?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:12AM

I dont like Snakeheads.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:15AM

JBass Wrote:
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> I dont like Snakeheads.


o.k.

What DO you like?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:29AM

Thats a loaded question..


Can I differ?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 28, 2011 12:33AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Thats a loaded question..
>
>
> Can I differ?


Ya mean difer?..sure

haha, that rhymed!

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: another user ()
Date: July 28, 2011 01:39AM

Conie Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thats a loaded question..
> >
> >
> > Can I differ?
>
>
> Ya mean difer?..sure
>
> haha, that rhymed!

You mean, defer? :|

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:09AM

thread of the night.


jbass, have you ever had a hooker? if so, where? how much did you pay? did you enjoy the experience? would you do it again?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: FoxyRoxy ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:15AM

Some people insinuate that my name has a hooker's ring to it.

I find that most insulting.

JBass, have you ever hired a hooker with my name? Well, have you?

Goddammit, will you answer me, already. Splash some water on your face!

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:16AM

not really a hookers name, more like a teenage emo highschool girl online handle.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: FoxyRoxy ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:27AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> not really a hookers name, more like a teenage emo
> highschool girl online handle.

Actually, I'm a hooker.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:31AM

FoxyRoxy Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > not really a hookers name, more like a teenage
> emo
> > highschool girl online handle.
>
> Actually, I'm a hooker.


well then. i cannot help you.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: FoxyRoxy ()
Date: July 28, 2011 02:33AM

alright, alright, i'm not a hooker.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:56AM

FoxyRoxy Wrote:
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> alright, alright, i'm not a hooker.
Too bad. I was hoping to meet a reasonably priced hooker with a heart of gold and a weed connection.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:59AM

It appears that JBass disengaged after about 25 minutes. Did he black out?

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 28, 2011 08:14AM

His Mom probably called.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 28, 2011 10:10AM

Wild Wednesdays make for Terrible Thursdays...

Uuugh.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: KOAF ()
Date: July 28, 2011 10:57AM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> His Mom probably called.

Looks like the king of all fairies has found a new poster to obsess over other than RV. If it wasn't so creepy, it might be cute.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 28, 2011 03:18PM

Well lookie there. A troll responds. How trite.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Seriously, we're lucky ()
Date: July 28, 2011 03:42PM

JBass, you are an enigma. Obviously you are quite a bit more informed and intelligent than your average "run of the mill" FFXU poster. Also it is rumored that you are most likely the best looking, richest, tallest and have the best singing voice of all FFXU posters. I hope this forum appreciates a man of your qualifications you could easily post other places. They would give an eye tooth to have you. Thanks from the regulars.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Ruffies ()
Date: July 28, 2011 03:44PM

Why do I find it ironic that bloody blisters is asking about hookers?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Are you hot? ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:19PM

You seem like a fun date.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Are you attached? ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:23PM

Seriously, we're lucky Wrote:
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> JBass, you are an enigma. Obviously you are quite
> a bit more informed and intelligent than your
> average "run of the mill" FFXU poster. Also it is
> rumored that you are most likely the best looking,
> richest, tallest and have the best singing voice
> of all FFXU posters. I hope this forum
> appreciates a man of your qualifications you could
> easily post other places. They would give an eye
> tooth to have you. Thanks from the regulars.


You sound like quite the catch. Are you single?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:45PM

"Im hammered. Engage" - said Piccard right before the Enterprise' warped directly into a star killing everyone on board.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:49PM

I'm actually pretty terrible at singing.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Roxanne ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:54PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I'm actually pretty terrible at singing.


And modest too! Just gets better and better. I'm intrigued..

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 28, 2011 06:56PM

JBASS - the name Roxanne means ONLY one of two things -

A very fat woman or a tranny' - you have been warned.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Roxanne ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:01PM

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> JBASS - the name Roxanne means ONLY one of two
> things -
>
> A very fat woman or a tranny' - you have been
> warned.


Seems your only fault is the quality of your friends, quite rude and totally unsophisticated cretans.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:03PM

Ruffies Wrote:
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> Why do I find it ironic that bloody blisters is
> asking about hookers?


please explain the irony here.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:10PM

Roxanne Wrote:
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> postpoppunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBASS - the name Roxanne means ONLY one of two
> > things -
> >
> > A very fat woman or a tranny' - you have been
> > warned.
>
>
> Seems your only fault is the quality of your
> friends, quite rude and totally unsophisticated
> cretans.

I have no faults - thank you.

Now time for you to go back to trying to "hook-up" on an anonymous message board (that is so ripe with upstanding citizens) with a complete stranger.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Roxanne ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:20PM

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> Roxanne Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > postpoppunk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > JBASS - the name Roxanne means ONLY one of
> two
> > > things -
> > >
> > > A very fat woman or a tranny' - you have been
> > > warned.
> >
> >
> > Seems your only fault is the quality of your
> > friends, quite rude and totally unsophisticated
> > cretans.
>
> I have no faults - thank you.
>
> Now time for you to go back to trying to "hook-up"
> on an anonymous message board (that is so ripe
> with upstanding citizens) with a complete
> stranger.


Sorry JBass, it's obvious your mother doesn't approve. See Ya!!

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 28, 2011 07:29PM

You are welcome JBass - I had to take this one out early - no one knows where this "thing" called Roxanne would have led you...

Whew! - that was close...JBass, what have I told you about playing with Trolls?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 20, 2011 12:06PM

Yup... This one sums it up this morning

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Ring his bell ()
Date: August 20, 2011 05:39PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> His Mom probably called.


It was fagfuxdudes looking for gay sex again.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JabASS ()
Date: August 21, 2011 08:22PM

JBASS, have you ever sucked a dick bigger than mine?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBassmunch ()
Date: August 21, 2011 08:35PM

Conie Wrote:
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> What does JBass stand for?


JB+ass= you do the gay math


> Are you a fishing guy?


Fishing for guys is more like it.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:49PM

Im about 25 drinks deep, love my life and still more intelligent than my haters.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:07PM

Hi, JayBass.... I'm for the drinking the beverage too...
Let's to engaging...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:07PM

Whats your flavor?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:11PM

Are you married JBass?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: NIGGER ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:12PM

NIGGER

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:13PM

Happily. She puts up with my complete and utter bullshit, she is a keeper.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:13PM

NIGGER Wrote:
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> NIGGER


Thanks for your contribution.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JB@ss ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:13PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Are you married JBass?

You want to suck my weiner?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:14PM

JB@ss Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > Are you married JBass?
>
> You want to suck my weiner?

No self respecting man uses the word "weiner"

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:22PM

The flavor of the evening is Trippel...

Whatchyu know about dat?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:26PM

I love them. Chimmay Whit is my favorite trippel.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:26PM

The bass of the Jay is always the S

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:27PM

Do you like Rouge? Try Dead guy.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:27PM

Soooo.... uhh.... JBass... I heard you have poor hygiene...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:28PM

I'll pick some up tomorrow...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:30PM

That's deep.


Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The bass of the Jay is always the S

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:31PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Soooo.... uhh.... JBass... I heard you have poor
> hygiene...


Only on sundays. If you like the trippels, hit up Chimmay. If you cant find the white, go for the blue.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 11, 2011 11:48PM

26, 27 and 28....
fuck the giants.

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:38AM

Great night out! How the hell are ya?

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Re: Im hammered. Engage.
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:41AM

Bullies are such great animals!

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