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What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 27, 2011 10:54AM

MrMephisto's comment in the most recent yagirll thread got me thinking...what do you want on your tombstone? What would you suggest for your fellow registered FFU-er's tombstones?

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: June 27, 2011 10:56AM

I would like pepperoni and sausage on my tombstone.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: June 27, 2011 10:56AM

"Not Wyatt Campbell"....

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:10AM

"Fuck everyone"

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:18AM

"No urinating Please"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:21AM

It has to be posted, "I annoyed everyone of Fairfax Underground for a week"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:31AM

an eternity of bliss before Birth, Fairfaxunderground.com an eternity of bliss after death

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Tombstone ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:33AM

"Gee, he was just here a minute ago.'"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:40AM

"Bet you think you're real tough talking shit behind your keyboard. Y'all didn't know me."

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:55AM

Here Lies a Fairfaxian, Underground.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Niggerfaggot ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:59AM

"Here lies Niggerfaggot"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 27, 2011 12:02PM

"Your Next!"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 27, 2011 12:04PM

Wormfood

I thought that was obvious

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 27, 2011 01:26PM

Ooops

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Raptured ()
Date: June 27, 2011 01:32PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Wormfood
>
> I thought that was obvious

I thought that was already taken by Franklin or someone?

The body of
B. Franklin, Printer
(Like the Cover of an Old Book
Its Contents torn Out
And Stript of its Lettering and Gilding)
Lies Here, Food for Worms.
But the Work shall not be Lost;
For it will (as he Believ'd) Appear once More
In a New and More Elegant Edition
Revised and Corrected
By the Author.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Dark Brown Shit Nuggets ()
Date: June 27, 2011 01:45PM

"What What In The Butt....What What In The Butt"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Mongo the Lloyd ()
Date: June 27, 2011 01:48PM

Shucky Ducky Quack Quack

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 27, 2011 02:49PM

how about "I never shoulda drank that 11th 4 Loko"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: June 27, 2011 02:50PM

I was met under the plasma.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Kempo ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:02PM

"Here lie Kempo, buried backside up, so the regular posters of FFXU can kiss his Ass."

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:17PM

"I took a golf club to the alley behind 7-11 and all I got was this early grave."

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:19PM

"pls dont post my obituary on fairfaxunderground.com"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:21PM

Kempo Wrote:
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> "Here lie Kempo, buried backside up, so the
> regular posters of FFXU can kiss his Ass."


And here I was thinking how nice it would be to have a place to park my bike when I came to visit you.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:28PM

You didnt know him he was a good person Everyone makes mistakes.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:38PM

Gravis made me do it

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: zombee ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:39PM

"I'n dead; what's your excuse?"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:42PM

My coffin has tinted windows. Are they legal?

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:46PM

"DO I GET TO TRY AGAIN?,,,"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Houndog ()
Date: June 27, 2011 03:47PM

"Frankly, I'd rather be lying between the Kardashian sisters big ass's".

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:13PM

Can anyone recommend a good lawyer to fight death certificate?

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:15PM

"i fixed it for you"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:16PM

Hot or Not: Hell

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:18PM

"if you are reading this, get off of my fucking chest!"

Attachments:

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Big bad John ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:19PM

"Here lies a big, BIG man, Big John"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:20PM

".....and a Shameless Self Promoter"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:36PM

Death by fisting.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Studs Macenzie ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:38PM

"Shot to death by firing squard by 5 jealous husbands".

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:43PM

hunglo.jpg

Can anyone please tell me if there is another way I can upload a file into FFXU, and then how to use that URL? I'm trying to post edited photos.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Bill ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:49PM

"Death by tying a rope around his balls and choking himself in a closet"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:51PM

stole my idea faggot

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Bill ()
Date: June 27, 2011 04:54PM

Juxtaposition Wrote:
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> stole my idea faggot

LOLROFLCOPTER

Next time.. Next time...

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 27, 2011 06:35PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Hot or Not: Hell


+1

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 27, 2011 08:05PM

Please don' leave any 40's on my grave.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 27, 2011 10:17PM

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 27, 2011 11:31PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2012 04:03PM by Alias.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: fatsax ()
Date: June 28, 2011 12:41AM

I've actually thought about this before its going to say (get it while the gettins good)

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 28, 2011 12:44AM

"Here Lies Elliot Segal... AKA eesh AKA Expensive Jeans AKA Mr. Misery AKA dick eating dinasaur"

Signatures are for fags

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 28, 2011 12:50AM

Now I REALLY need that time machine

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: another user ()
Date: June 28, 2011 01:26AM

"I'm not dead yet"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Wally Pip Jr. ()
Date: June 28, 2011 05:02AM

Get me the fuck out of here!


Kempo you stole your idear from Booby Knight. who probably stole it from somebody else

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 28, 2011 10:42AM

I can see up your skirt

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: June 28, 2011 10:49AM

So That's Where Spunky Went

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2011 10:49AM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: June 28, 2011 11:56AM

Here lies fatboy.

Age 100.

The Good Die Young.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 28, 2011 12:02PM

rent in peace

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: fuck u trolls ()
Date: June 28, 2011 01:47PM

Fuck u meph. Fuck you gordo. Fuck you pinhead. Fuck all u trolls. Nobody gonna visit ur stinking ass grave noways. Just get burned. Save the taxpayers some money and leave the cemeteries to people that have friends and loved ones who will visit. Fucking faggots

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Brewer ()
Date: June 28, 2011 01:59PM

Cheers, If the bottle is empty refill it.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 28, 2011 02:07PM

fuck u trolls Wrote:
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> Fuck u meph. Fuck you gordo. Fuck you pinhead.
> Fuck all u trolls. Nobody gonna visit ur stinking
> ass grave noways. Just get burned. Save the
> taxpayers some money and leave the cemeteries to
> people that have friends and loved ones who will
> visit. Fucking faggots


You're going to need a big tombstone to fit all of that

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 28, 2011 02:23PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> fuck u trolls Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck u meph. Fuck you gordo. Fuck you pinhead.
> k
> > Fuck all u trolls. Nobody gonna visit ur
> stinking
> > ass grave noways. Just get burned. Save the
> > taxpayers some money and leave the cemeteries
> to
> > people that have friends and loved ones who
> will
> > visit. Fucking faggots
>
>
> You're going to need a big tombstone to fit all of
> that


He could put " fuck you, blah blah blah, fucking faggots."

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: aaaaa ()
Date: June 28, 2011 02:25PM

A garbage man's jizz

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Rabbi Goldfinklesteinbergsky ()
Date: June 28, 2011 02:56PM

" I hope they serve Mogen-David wine in Hell".

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 28, 2011 03:21PM

on yagirll's tombstone:

"A JoBros bukakke circle sounded like a good idea at the time"

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: RIP ()
Date: June 29, 2011 04:55PM

Graymoose1's:
Attachments:
tombstone.jpg

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 29, 2011 04:56PM

"but I had right of way"

LoLz

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Fat boy ()
Date: June 29, 2011 06:54PM

I can't believe I ate da whole thing...

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 29, 2011 07:47PM

Hey RIP, nice tombstone where is it????

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Yippee ()
Date: June 29, 2011 08:30PM

"Told you I wasn't feeling good."

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: June 29, 2011 08:46PM


Hearts_Afire promo, Tombstone Pizza ad by cmpb301

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: too plots in a pod ()
Date: June 29, 2011 09:35PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Hey RIP, nice tombstone where is it????


Right next to L!nd@'$

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 30, 2011 05:55PM

On Road Warrior's (might want to get started on the engraving now)

But I was ENTITLED to the ENTIRE LANE!!!

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 02, 2011 01:10AM

How about this one?


Here Lies Patrick

Son of Jorge

Brother of Monica

Not Dead...

Just a Lazy Son of a Bitch

With Nothing Better To Do

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Posted by: hardin's bud ()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:35PM

I miss ole Harden.
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hardin.jpg

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