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Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Van Nillist ()
Date: June 05, 2011 08:28PM

For all of you that buy your fat little shits a rocket pop this evening I hope you'll hear non-stop playing of The Entertainer in hell!

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Broken keys ()
Date: June 05, 2011 08:35PM


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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 05, 2011 09:07PM

Van Nillist Wrote:
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> For all of you that buy your fat little shits a
> rocket pop this evening I hope you'll hear
> non-stop playing of The Entertainer in hell!


When I was on our HOA board, we banned the camel fucker that drove the ice cream truck from our cluster.
He would come in after dark, almost hit the kids and played that Damn song full blast.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: June 06, 2011 06:17AM

apparently most ice cream trucks come out of a company over in P.G. county named Berliner a possible nazi launched years after the war








































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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 06, 2011 07:23AM

Has anyone ever noticed that the ice cream trucks nowadays look like junker kidnapping vans used by pedophiles? I remember them being a little nicer looking when I was a kid. Maybe I was just blinded by the promise of a Good Humor Chocolate Elcair...

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Date: June 06, 2011 07:38AM

Ice cream hoopties...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: creamsicle ()
Date: June 06, 2011 05:10PM

Go to Costco and buy a good humor variety pack - 36 for 10 bucks. When he comes down your street go outside and start handing them out.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 06, 2011 05:48PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFBqiUgspg


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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Your Boy ()
Date: June 06, 2011 06:02PM


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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Dale's Dead-Bug ()
Date: June 06, 2011 07:28PM

Should start playing La Cucaracha out my pest control van. Watch for children my ass!

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Date: June 06, 2011 07:32PM

There is a fucking ice cream truck?????

That does sound bad.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 06, 2011 07:37PM


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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 06, 2011 07:47PM

The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 06, 2011 08:06PM

OMG. the icecream truck in my nieghborhood plays the happy birthday song...creepy...for the past few years weve had this creepy she-he asian driver.

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: MPW ()
Date: June 06, 2011 09:21PM

The truck that goes thru Audubon trailer park plays Xmas music and the theme song from the Love Story

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Moose ()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:40AM

The truck that comes through my neighborhood plays Christmas music as well and parks that thing directly in front of my house 20 minutes daily. Song playing over and over the entire time. All the children on the block have grown up and moved away. No one ever goes up to that truck anymore. Still, he's there daily. Grrrrr.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 07, 2011 02:30AM

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: ScooBee ()
Date: July 13, 2011 04:28PM

We have a guy in our neighborhood who is running an ice cream truck business out of his house. Totally against our HOA rules and county ordinance, but he doesn't care. He has 5-6 trucks parked in his backyard at any given time. The place is a mess. Totally dragging down property values. But like I said, he doesn't care. He ignores all the county fines and just keeps on doing what he wants. Cheaper than renting warehouse space. I guess compared to where he is from (Iran) our county gov't doesn't scare him any. Over there they'd probably cut his hands off for disobeying the courts. If you saw the unsanitary conditions of where he keeps the ice cream product - you'd never let your kids buy from an ice cream truck again...yuck!

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: July 14, 2011 04:02PM

does your neighbor look anything like this?
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the ice cream man.jpg

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Yummy ()
Date: July 14, 2011 04:10PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Has anyone ever noticed that the ice cream trucks
> nowadays look like junker kidnapping vans used by
> pedophiles? I remember them being a little nicer
> looking when I was a kid. Maybe I was just
> blinded by the promise of a Good Humor Chocolate
> Elcair...


Wasn't that the one with the hard chocolate in the middle?
My favorite!

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 15, 2011 01:29AM

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: July 15, 2011 07:41AM

Huge Hefner Wrote:
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> does your neighbor look anything like this?


Hey, Clint Howard's a nice guy and a fine actor!

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 15, 2011 07:59AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> There is a fucking ice cream truck?????
>
> That does sound bad.


Yes there is........and what it leaves behind isn't pretty.
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Hot%20Texas%20Ice%20Cream%20Truck.jpg

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: July 17, 2011 01:34PM

Aw those precious childhood memories. Hey old man what the fuck you looking at
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the ice scream man.jpg

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: July 17, 2011 06:55PM

Hey, that's two posts involving pictures of Clint Howard in the last few days!

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Re: Fucking Ice Cream Truck Song
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 17, 2011 10:35PM

Fucking Ice Cream Trucks rapes again

Signatures are for fags

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