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Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: sobered up girlfriend ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:06PM

My boyfriend likes to wear scarves when it gets below 50 or it gets really windy.

I always thought men that wear scarves was a gay thing, but my boyfriend hates gay people, so it's not like he is a homo.
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:07PM

umm, I hate to break the news to you, but your boyfriend is gay.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: YES ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:09PM

Scarves can be gay. Except the ones worn by military snipers. Capes are very gay. And carrying fancy walking sticks are gay.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Girl Nova ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:12PM

If it is cold outside and the scarf is wool, red or green plaid - then no. Anything other than wool, I would seriously have my suspicions.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Agreed ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:12PM

definitely gay.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Saint Patrick ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:15PM

gayer than when Johnny came marchin home

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: social worker ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:32PM

sobered up girlfriend Wrote:
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> My boyfriend likes to wear scarves when it gets
> below 50 or it gets really windy.
>
> I always thought men that wear scarves was a gay
> thing, but my boyfriend hates gay people, so it's
> not like he is a homo.




your boyfriend hates gay people because he is a self loathing closet homosexual. he probably had a strict father that demanded "manly" behavior

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: straight edge guy ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:35PM

If you back your shit up in person and try to intimidate people at the bar than you can wear whatever the fuck you want

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Bread ash ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:38PM

I love scarves. They're warm as
Fuck and they are great for the wind.

I do feel gay wearing them tho.

Warm gay feeling while still being straight > cold bitter straight homophobe

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:40PM

scarves are stupid. never have i ever said "oh, my neck is so cold i wish i had something to wrap around it."

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:46PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> scarves are stupid. never have i ever said "oh, my
> neck is so cold i wish i had something to wrap
> around it."


that's stupid

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:49PM

Conie Wrote:
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>
> that's stupid



So are boy loving housewives.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: corporal klinger ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > that's stupid
>
>
>
> So are boy loving housewives.


And people who get kicked out of the military for being homosexuals.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Girl Nova ()
Date: April 17, 2011 06:58PM

Steven Tyler
Robert downey Jr
Ashton Kutcher
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: jealous ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:01PM

Girl Nova Wrote:
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> Steven Tyler
> Robert downey Jr
> Ashton Kutcher................. i'm hotter than all those losers! i bet they don't even back their shit up!

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Mr miseter ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:04PM

Wonder if that's Steve Tyler's real hair.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:05PM

Enough said...

Girl Nova Wrote:
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> Steven Tyler
> Robert downey Jr
> Ashton Kutcher

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Girl Nova ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:07PM

Yes when the shit gets backed up it can be quite uncomfortable.

May I suggest you google "colon cleaning" and go from there. Admitting your problem is a good first step. We are here to help you with this ailment.
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:20PM

A man that wears scarves is definitely gay... but, a man that just wears one scarf, that may be a different story...

COME FUCK ME IN MY JEEPZ!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: who knows? ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:40PM

Maybe he supports Palestine.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:49PM

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:23PM

Alias Wrote:
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> European men regularly wear scarves.
>
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:26PM

WHat's the difference 'tween a scarf and an ascot?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:27PM

Guess who else wears scarves?





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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Yes if ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:30PM

it looks like this?
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:31PM

Is this sort of an ascot?
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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:33PM

God... Johnny still does it for me after all this time...

I fear you've roused the Weir Monster inside of me..

[there goes the next 45 minutes of my life (I'm going to be jerking it)]

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Weir Monster ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:02PM

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:36PM

This is gay:




This isn't:


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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:42PM

Girl Nova Wrote:
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> Steven Tyler
> Robert downey Jr
> Ashton Kutcher


WTF is that shit under Tyler's lower lip?

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: April 18, 2011 01:20PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> scarves are stupid. never have i ever said "oh, my
> neck is so cold i wish i had something to wrap
> around it."


I got something you can wrap around your neck.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Carson ()
Date: April 18, 2011 01:28PM

fatboyx Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > scarves are stupid. never have i ever said "oh,
> my
> > neck is so cold i wish i had something to wrap
> > around it."
>
>
> You must be the delicate type who never encountered a situation where the need arose. I'd like to see you stationed in Greenland or Alaska, or a heavy gale wind, winter day on a crab boat. You'd be saying "I wish I had a scarve", probably sell your soul for one too.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: centsfashion ()
Date: April 18, 2011 07:00PM

It depends on how its worn and the weather. If its chilly outside, then keeping the neck warm is important.


I disagree that capes are gay. They are very manly. So are kilts!

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 18, 2011 09:34PM

Sometimes scarves are a good idea, like when you're flying an open-cockpit doghouse in aerial combat.


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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: whiterussian ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:07PM

Good one tomahawk; I had a shitty day and this is the only thing that actually made me laugh. Good graphic, and very clever given the OP subject.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: whitehawk ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:08PM

whiterussian = tomahawk sockpuppet

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: white eagle ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:15PM

whitehawk Wrote:
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> whiterussian = tomahawk sockpuppet


I know, sad when you really think about it.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Gleason ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:17PM

Tomahawk is the " crazy Guggenheim" of FFXU.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: whiterussian ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:21PM

whatever; this sockpuppet is going to bed

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:29PM

Gleason Wrote:
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> Tomahawk is the " crazy Guggenheim" of FFXU.


I'm confused.

"Solomon Robert Guggenheim (February 2, 1861 – November 3, 1949) was an American businessman, art collector, and philanthropist."

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Not Snoopy ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:53PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Sometimes scarves are a good idea, like when
> you're flying an open-cockpit doghouse in aerial
> combat.
>
> http://www.webanswers.com/post-images/3/37/145D857
> 5-96AB-14AC-BAF7CCD1A4F89999.jpg



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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 19, 2011 01:31AM

Snoopy FTW!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 19, 2011 08:51AM

Does he wear it on his head as a keffiyeh?



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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 19, 2011 09:28AM

I wear a scarf...

...when it is 20 degrees and windy outside and I have to shovel snow or be out in the mess. Wearing a scarf is great forprotecting the little area of your neck between my hat and my coat.


I do not wear a scarf..

..when it is not cold or as a fashionable "accessory" to a jacket etc. There is no point unless you are trying to showcase your gayness.

Ascots are also kind of suspect.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Coveyleader to Raven ()
Date: April 19, 2011 02:24PM

Scarves are gay as shit..Unless You wrap your hog in a nice cashmere one and unload.

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: Butwhatabout ()
Date: April 19, 2011 04:50PM

What if you wear a Metallica scarf? Would that still be gay?????

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Re: Men that wear scarves? Is it gay?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 20, 2011 12:43AM

Butwhatabout Wrote:
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> What if you wear a Metallica scarf? Would that
> still be gay?????


Depends. If it a Saint Anger scarf, yes, it is gay.

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