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With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Will you be my friend? ()
Date: April 12, 2011 01:00AM

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: GMan ()
Date: April 12, 2011 07:33AM

LOL Yeah peanut butter kicks ass.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: April 12, 2011 08:26AM

Peanut butter is good but not between two slices of bread - dry on dry...just doesn't do it for me. Think it's a cultural thing. I love making Asian noodles using peanut butter.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Rocky T ()
Date: April 12, 2011 08:27AM

Not all created equal though. Jif is the best.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Lusty Scripps ()
Date: April 12, 2011 08:29AM

The Peter Pan with honey is awesome. I have had the trader joes on the left too but is one of the all naturals. The problem with any of the all naturals is that the oil separates too easily and the peanut butter itself is like glue.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: crunchay ()
Date: April 12, 2011 08:40AM

Strangely, I just bought some super-crunch Skippy the other day (Skippy by FAR exceeds Jif in yumminess). Working down the jar as we type!

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: April 12, 2011 08:54AM

There is a product that makes peanut butter taste like dirt.

Do a google search for "Biscoff Spread".

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Lusty Scripps ()
Date: April 12, 2011 09:00AM

I searched that - it looks to be worth trying. As for other peanut butter alternatives, there is always the fallback jar of Nutella.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: maplealmondbuter ()
Date: April 12, 2011 09:07AM

Fuck you for making us agree on something - bastard. Yes peanut butter is fucking delicious. I do hate you.

btw check out Justin's all-natural Almond Butter (avail at 'un'-Safeway). It is also fucking delicious and a nice change from the hackneyed PB.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 12, 2011 09:09AM

Ever try pistachio butter? Or sunflower seed butter? I invented the stuff...

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: noway not eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2011 03:49PM

Ever try it on pizza? Next time you order a plain pizza via delivery, smear some on a slice. Mighty fine.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: April 12, 2011 03:50PM

I'm really not that big of fan of peanut butter. I don't hate it, but I wouldn't call it "fucking delicious."

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 12, 2011 03:54PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I'm really not that big of fan of peanut butter. I
> don't hate it, but I wouldn't call it "fucking
> delicious."


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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:02PM

Well all of those are chunky-style so I have to disagree.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: crunchay ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:14PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I'm really not that big of fan of peanut butter. I
> don't hate it, but I wouldn't call it "fucking
> delicious."

Well...everyone has to be wrong once in a while!

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Jelly Bean-gate ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:16PM

He is wrong more than once in a while.

crunchay Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > I'm really not that big of fan of peanut butter.
> I
> > don't hate it, but I wouldn't call it "fucking
> > delicious."
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> Well...everyone has to be wrong once in a while!

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: winston ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:17PM

Hubert Humprey loved P.B. so much that he tried shaving with it once. True story.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Rock Legends ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:19PM

Iggy Pop smeared it on his chest one time. In fact, Raw Power was originally titled Raw Butter but the label fucked the band on that one and changed it without their consent.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Kinky(but not eesh) ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:25PM

There are people who are into what is called 'Peanut butter Sex', they smear themselves with creamy butter and peanut oil and screww like dogs, on a plastic bed sheet.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Draftee ()
Date: April 12, 2011 04:32PM

Kinky(but not eesh) Wrote:
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> There are people who are into what is called
> 'Peanut butter Sex', they smear themselves with
> creamy butter and peanut oil and screww like dogs,
> on a plastic bed sheet.

The classic "military draft out" was to smear peanut butter on your butt just before the physical. When time came and the doc asked "What is that!?" you rub your finger across it, stick said finger in mouth, reply "Uh...shit, sir!".

4F guaranteed!

or so the theory went...

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Thanks to George ()
Date: April 12, 2011 06:36PM

All us peanut butter lovers should give special thanks to Mr George Washington Carver,a child of Slaves. It was he who through his genious helped elevate the lowly peanut to a crop of such importance to humanity.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: here doggy ()
Date: April 12, 2011 07:19PM

reminds me of the story of the horny chick, peanut butter and her german shephard
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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 12, 2011 09:39PM

Skippy on apples, bananas, and dip pretzel sticks in it

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:05PM

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Analingus ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:17PM

here doggy Wrote:
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> reminds me of the story of the horny chick, peanut
> butter and her german shephard


We all know what you really do with that dog's long tongue and the peanut butter, eesh!

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: sober girlfriend ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:22PM

Analingus Wrote:
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> here doggy Wrote:
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> > reminds me of the story of the horny chick,
> peanut
> > butter and her german shephard
>
>
> We all know what you really do with that dog's
> long tongue and the peanut butter, eesh!

Patty, you promised you were going to stop this. I'm starting to wonder if you're the rich, successful, and mature man that you said you were.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: why?? ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:25PM

sober girlfriend Wrote:
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> Analingus Wrote:
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> > here doggy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > reminds me of the story of the horny chick,
> > peanut
> > > butter and her german shephard
> >
> >
> > We all know what you really do with that dog's
> > long tongue and the peanut butter, eesh!
>
> Patty, you promised you were going to stop this.
> I'm starting to wonder if you're the rich,
> successful, and mature man that you said you were.


Oh, William/eesh, why do you enjoy portraying women on here so much?

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: sober girlfriend ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:32PM

You're calling me eesh now, Patty? You're really starting to lose it. If you have to call people gay on the internet, can you at least not do it during the five minutes we're having sex? Oh, and please stop asking me to lean against mirrors. It's a little creepy.

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: doggone wrong ()
Date: April 13, 2011 08:20AM

That is not a shepErd, it is a corgi - am I right gaymoose?

here doggy Wrote:
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> reminds me of the story of the horny chick, peanut
> butter and her german shephard

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:51AM

sober girlfriend Wrote:
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> Analingus Wrote:
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> > here doggy Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > reminds me of the story of the horny chick,
> > peanut
> > > butter and her german shephard
> >
> >
> > We all know what you really do with that dog's
> > long tongue and the peanut butter, eesh!
>
> Patty, you promised you were going to stop this.
> I'm starting to wonder if you're the rich,
> successful, and mature man that you said you were.


And you believe that shit????

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Re: With all the hostility here, can we agree on one thing?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:58AM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Peanut butter is good but not between two slices
> of bread - dry on dry...just doesn't do it for me.
> Think it's a cultural thing. I love making Asian
> noodles using peanut butter.


that's why we use jelly or honey or bananas, silly

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