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If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: FFXXUU ()
Date: April 10, 2011 05:31PM

Yeah, besides banning assholes. What else?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 10, 2011 05:32PM

NO EESH!

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: <><><> ()
Date: April 10, 2011 05:34PM

OP said besides banning you dumb asshole.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 10, 2011 05:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> OP said besides banning you dumb asshole.................then your banning, eesh!

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 10, 2011 05:52PM

Ban creation of threads by non-registered users.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 10, 2011 07:14PM

Moderate Off-Topic and start banning these crapflooders...

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 10, 2011 07:31PM

More moderators to keep threads more or less on-topic and to combine several threads on the same topic into one.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Date: April 10, 2011 08:19PM

Nothing. I've used it for several years for free. I think it's fine the way it is.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 10, 2011 08:35PM

I agree with Tone...

Signatures are for fags

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:09PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2012 08:46PM by Alias.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:10PM

I'd change it back to 50 posts per thread. It changed to 100 posts per thread about 2 years ago without explanation. I think the original forum was 25 posts.

Not a huge change, but with the advent of vid/pic posts and mobile access, smaller threads would be nice.

Loading 100 video posts in 1 thread is just stupid.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:18PM

Alias Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > More moderators to keep threads more or less
> > on-topic and to combine several threads on the
> > same topic into one.
>
> The moderator concept didn't go over too well the
> last time, although I will NEVER forget how
> excited Gravis was to be named the substitute
> deputy moderator.

I don't know if I was around for that. I'd like to see it tried again, though. It could just be for housekeeping purposes; moderators could move things from the main forum to off-topic, combine threads, and edit posts/subject lines to add a "NSFW" tag or remove personal information. Deleting posts, banning users, locking threads, and other such things would still be left to Cary. I think it would improve the quality.

Really, I don't think any legitimate users would complain. If someone wanted to stop posting here because their dickishness is being edited out, would it really be a huge loss?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:26PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Ban creation of threads by non-registered users.


My thoughts exactly!

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:32PM

Mandatory porn.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:34PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> I don't know if I was around for that. I'd like to
> see it tried again, though. It could just be for
> housekeeping purposes; moderators could move

Alias was the original "TROLL@AOL". She trolled here for over a year and would login as "MODERATOR" until Cary got pissed and tried to ban her.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/118353/118467.html#msg-118467

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: really? ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:50PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I don't know if I was around for that. I'd like
> to
> > see it tried again, though. It could just be
> for
> > housekeeping purposes; moderators could move
>
> Alias was the original "TROLL@AOL". She trolled
> here for over a year and would login as
> "MODERATOR" until Cary got pissed and tried to ban
> her.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/118
> 353/118467.html#msg-118467




to think alias is a female. most women wouldn't act that way

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: The Balls to be Blunt ()
Date: April 10, 2011 09:52PM

Don't change a motherfucking thing.

Sub-moderators (appointed by the admin) always play favorites (because they're selected from the existing posters), and go on power trips.

More moderators would just mean that Cary would have to moderate the moderators in addition to the board itself -- because every strong decision a moderator made would be controversial with some, who would complain to Cary, who would then have to sort it out.

In short, multiplying moderators would make things worse, not better.


Radiophile Wrote:
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> > justsayin Wrote:
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > Ban creation of threads by non-registeredusers.
>
> My thoughts exactly!


That would achieve exactly jackshit. You can register a new name in less than a minute.

A rule that only allowed registered posters with, say, 30 posts or more to create a new thread would certainly keep down the number of junk threads, but such a "gatekeeping" rule would also fundamentally change the character of the board, and cut across Cary's vision of a "free, open and anonymous" board, one where he encourages people: "go on, hit that Post New Topic button, what do you have to lose?"

A certain amount of bullshit and trollery, sturm and drang, gonads & strife, is a necessary concomitant of Cary's vision.

Puritans go home.

The board is fine the way it is.

BUT: if there was one thing I could change, it would be appyling the basic rules of the forum in an evenhanded way 100% of the time. Thus, if personal info posted about Meeper & Mephisto is taken down, then so should personal info about disliked posters such as Vince(1).

Yes, it's his board and his prerogative, but I was and am disappointed that Cary left that info up.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: shitcunt ()
Date: April 10, 2011 10:11PM

Add an instant messaging option for registered users.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 11, 2011 03:33AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2012 08:45PM by Alias.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: so sad ()
Date: April 11, 2011 03:35AM

it's really sad and pitiful that alias takes pride in trolling. let's hope he or she finds maturity and intelligence in the near future.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 11, 2011 03:44AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2012 08:44PM by Alias.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Uh Huh ()
Date: April 11, 2011 08:26AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I'm not like most women.


Yeah, being a man and all.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:06PM

Alias Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias was the original "TROLL@AOL".
>
> What? I never used caps.
>
> > She trolled here for over a year
>
> I made a few posts here and there.
>
> > and would login as
> > "MODERATOR"
>
> No, I did not.
>
> > until Cary got pissed and tried to ban
> > her.
>
> True. I was banned.
>
> The real Moderator went free and I was thrown into
> a cell, full of drug addicts and transvestites.
> That's where I met eesh.
>
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/118
>
> > 353/118467.html#msg-118467
>
> My favorite line:
>
> I've done my best to make this site as neutral and
> autonomous as possible but when someone with your
> caliber of rabid fervor comes along and disregards
> even the simplest of guidelines something must be
> done for the sake of everyone else.
>
> rabid fervor... ha!


I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited. Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly when and how did it come out that Alias is a woman? Did she state it herself at some point? What happened? How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:14PM

I was wondering the same thing,,,,

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: trith be told ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:21PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited.
> Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly when
> and how did it come out that Alias is a woman? Did
> she state it herself at some point? What happened?
> How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.


eesh met up with alias IRL, had sex with him and they agreed to tell everyone on here that alias was a female, so that eesh's sexuality wouldn't be outed.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:22PM

I'd change the color theme every week just to annoy people.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:22PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2012 08:56PM by Alias.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:35PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited.
> Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly when
> and how did it come out that Alias is a woman? Did
> she state it herself at some point? What happened?
> How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.





If Alias is a man, then who made these recordings?

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=31267,filename=409.AVI

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=31297,filename=421.AVI

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=31496,filename=026.AVI

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:38PM

When I first got here, Alias was a "he"... then eesh went on an "Alias is a Woman" Campaign and changed the face of Alias forever...

It just started clicking, y'know...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited.
> Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly when
> and how did it come out that Alias is a woman? Did
> she state it herself at some point? What happened?
> How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: sounds a little FeeshY ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited.
> > Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly
> when
> > and how did it come out that Alias is a woman?
> Did
> > she state it herself at some point? What
> happened?
> > How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.
>
>
>
>
>
> If Alias is a man, then who made these
> recordings?
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?4
> 0,file=31267,filename=409.AVI
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?4
> 0,file=31297,filename=421.AVI
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?4
> 0,file=31496,filename=026.AVI


Sounds somewhat contrived.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:46PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> When I first got here, Alias was a "he"... then
> eesh went on an "Alias is a Woman" Campaign and
> changed the face of Alias forever...
>
> It just started clicking, y'know...





Nah, Alias and I have something in common IRL that would confuse most people that post here. Alias is a woman, a wretched witch of a woman I might add, but still 95% female.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:47PM

trith be told Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I just read that whole thread TheMeeper cited.
> > Everyone was calling Alias "he". So exactly
> when
> > and how did it come out that Alias is a woman?
> Did
> > she state it herself at some point? What
> happened?
> > How did Alias become a woman? I'm curious.
>
>
> eesh met up with alias IRL, had sex with him and
> they agreed to tell everyone on here that alias
> was a female, so that eesh's sexuality wouldn't be
> outed.


Yep, that's what happened.

I had no idea how much I would enjoy being a woman, but I love it.

Needless to say, eesh is annoyed.

When he visits me, I answer the door in a dress and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias, we're not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and I'm like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so we argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming at the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I call him a prick, and sometimes I call him a bitch, too..... and so on and so forth.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:48PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> When he visits me, I answer the door in a dress
> and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias, we're
> not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and I'm
> like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so we
> argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming at
> the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I call
> him a prick, and sometimes I call him a bitch,
> too..... and so on and so forth.




LOL, remember what I said that one time? I wear the pants but you wear the strap-on. Good times.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:49PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> When he visits me, I answer the door in a dress
> and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias, we're
> not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and I'm
> like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so we
> argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming at
> the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I call
> him a prick, and sometimes I call him a bitch,
> too..... and so on and so forth.


im hard... keep going.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: orly?? ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:50PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I had no idea how much I would enjoy being a
> woman, but I love it.
>
> Needless to say, eesh is annoyed.
>
> When he visits me, I answer the door in a dress
> and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias, we're
> not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and I'm
> like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so we
> argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming at
> the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I call
> him a prick, and sometimes I call him a bitch,
> too..... and so on and so forth.


Hilarious! :o)

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:12AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > When he visits me, I answer the door in a dress
> > and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias,
> we're
> > not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and
> I'm
> > like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so
> we
> > argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming
> at
> > the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I
> call
> > him a prick, and sometimes I call him a bitch,
> > too..... and so on and so forth.
>
>
> im hard... keep going.

Then, eesh tries to rip off my beautiful feminine dress so I poke him in the eye with my stiletto heal, then he's hopping around in pain, screaming, you'll burn in hell, you evil slut, so I poke him in the other eye and run out the door, screaming, rapist, HELP.... it's lots of fun.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Happy Ending ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:13AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Then, eesh tries to rip off my beautiful feminine
> dress so I poke him in the eye with my stiletto
> heal, then he's hopping around in pain, screaming,
> you'll burn in hell, you evil slut, so I poke him
> in the other eye and run out the door, screaming,
> rapist, HELP.... it's lots of fun.

And then you go home and masturbate!

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: anonymous eesh. ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:16AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > When he visits me, I answer the door in a
> dress
> > > and high heels, and he's like, umm, Alias,
> > we're
> > > not on FFXU, you can take off the dress, and
> > I'm
> > > like, no eesh, I like wearing a dress, and so
> > we
> > > argue back and forth, and eesh starts foaming
> > at
> > > the mouth, and then he calls me a bitch and I
> > call
> > > him a prick, and sometimes I call him a
> bitch,
> > > too..... and so on and so forth.
> >
> >
> > im hard... keep going.
>
> Then, eesh tries to rip off my beautiful feminine
> dress so I poke him in the eye with my stiletto
> heal, then he's hopping around in pain, screaming,
> you'll burn in hell, you evil slut, so I poke him
> in the other eye and run out the door, screaming,
rapist, HELP....and then Mephisto suddenly appears saying, "may I help you with that?"

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:36AM

Keep my name out of your mouth or I will throw unlit cigarettes at you and tell everyone I kicked your ass.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:36AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2012 08:58PM by Alias.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: the truth be told ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:40AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Keep my name out of your mouth or I will throw
> unlit cigarettes at you and tell everyone I kicked
> your ass.


I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside after you dropped in your hurry to leave through the doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked your ass; I confronted you several times and you said you didn't know me and quickly left.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: alfskdj; ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:44AM

the truth be told Wrote:
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> I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside after
> you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> your ass; I confronted you several times and you
> said you didn't know me and quickly left.

Why did you pick up his cigarette and throw it at him? Were you trying to scold him for littering?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:46AM

the truth be told Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Keep my name out of your mouth or I will throw
> > unlit cigarettes at you and tell everyone I
> kicked
> > your ass.
>
>
> I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside after
> you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> your ass; I confronted you several times and you
> said you didn't know me and quickly left.

Cute story.

Do you really want to drag me into your stupid flame war bullshit again? Think before you answer.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: BringItBitch ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:49AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Cute story.
>
> Do you really want to drag me into your stupid
> flame war bullshit again? Think before you answer.
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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: not mrmystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:50AM

BringItBitch Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cute story.
> >
> > Do you really want to drag me into your stupid
> > flame war bullshit again? Think before you
> answer.


that wasn't me.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:51AM

this is the most fun I've had since the ChuckHoffmann storyline last year.
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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Scared of Mephisto? ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:52AM

not mrmystery Wrote:
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> that wasn't me.

Pussy...

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:53AM

the FFXU writers are working overtime. This has been a great season so far. Much better than Season 3.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: mrmystery? ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:56AM

Scared of Mephisto? Wrote:
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> not mrmystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that wasn't me.
>
> Pussy...


Not scared; just being truthful.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:13AM

the truth be told Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Keep my name out of your mouth or I will throw
> > unlit cigarettes at you and tell everyone I
> kicked
> > your ass.
>
>
> I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside after
> you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> your ass; I confronted you several times and you
> said you didn't know me and quickly left.




Why would anyone admit to knowing an anorexic looking latino that looks like the after picture on a Faces of Meth poster?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:15AM

eesh Wrote:
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> the truth be told Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Keep my name out of your mouth or I will
> throw
> > > unlit cigarettes at you and tell everyone I
> > kicked
> > > your ass.
> >
> >
> > I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside
> after
> > you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> > doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> > 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> > your ass; I confronted you several times and
> you
> > said you didn't know me and quickly left.
>
>
>
> Why would anyone admit to knowing an anorexic
> looking latino that looks like the after picture
> on a Faces of Meth poster?


We can't all be fat asses with cankles and chubby fingers like you, eesh! :(



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2011 01:15AM by MrMystery.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:19AM

the truth be told Wrote:
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> I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside after
> you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> your ass; I confronted you several times and you
> said you didn't know me and quickly left.






This is one of the reasons we have concealed handgun permits, for emotionally unstable alcoholics/junkies that can't distinguish between reality and a website forum. Following someone to a bar over something said on a website is pretty stalkerish, especially for someone with a criminal history and reputation for threats of violence like yourself inka.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:24AM

eesh Wrote:
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> the truth be told Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> > I threw YOUR cigarette back at you outside
> after
> > you dropped in your hurry to leave through the
> > doorway of the bar. It's ok, I know you were
> > 'flustered' and all. BTW, I never said I kicked
> > your ass; I confronted you several times and
> you
> > said you didn't know me and quickly left.
>
>
>
>
>
> This is one of the reasons we have concealed
> handgun permits, for emotionally unstable
> alcoholics/junkies that can't distinguish between
> reality and a website forum. Following someone to
> a bar over something said on a website is pretty
> stalkerish, especially for someone with a criminal
> history and reputation for threats of violence
> like yourself inka.


I didn't go there with the intention of meeting Mephisto there; I went with a friend to meet up with a group of us. Mephisto can attest to this.


If Mephisto is CCWing while drinking at a bar, he is going to find himself in a bit of trouble.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2011 01:26AM by MrMystery.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:27AM

MrMystery Wrote:
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> I didn't go there with the intention of meeting
> Mephisto there; I went with a friend to meet up
> with a group of us. Mephisto can attest to this.




How many bars are there between where you live and the bar he goes to? You just happen to show up at the same place, same time, as someone you want to confront over something said on the internet.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:29AM

MrMystery Wrote:
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> If Mephisto is CCWing while drinking at a bar, he
> is going to find himself in a bit of trouble.





Tell that to a judge when he is wondering why a foreign national with an extensive criminal history is being charged with stalking. You need to have your ass deported back to Canada.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:29AM

eesh Wrote:
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> MrMystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I didn't go there with the intention of meeting
> > Mephisto there; I went with a friend to meet up
> > with a group of us. Mephisto can attest to
> this.
>
>
>
> How many bars are there between where you live and
> the bar he goes to? You just happen to show up at
> the same place, same time, as someone you want to
> confront over something said on the internet.


Not accurate at all. My friends were there and they called us to meet up. Afterwards we went to Carpool.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:31AM

MrMystery Wrote:
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> Not accurate at all. My friends were there and
> they called us to meet up.



Who is us? I think you may suffer from some sort of splitting of the mind.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Question for MrPsycho ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:32AM

Why did you feel the need to confront him? You could have just enjoyed chillin with your friends and let it be. Was he taunting you from across the bar or something?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:34AM

Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
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> Why did you feel the need to confront him? You
> could have just enjoyed chillin with your friends
> and let it be. Was he taunting you from across
> the bar or something?


No, he denied knowing me when confronted.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:35AM

eesh Wrote:
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> MrMystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Not accurate at all. My friends were there and
> > they called us to meet up.
>
>
>
> Who is us? I think you may suffer from some sort
> of splitting of the mind.


I was with a friend and they called us.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Question for MrPsycho ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:38AM

MrMystery Wrote:
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> Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did you feel the need to confront him? You
> > could have just enjoyed chillin with your
> friends
> > and let it be. Was he taunting you from across
> > the bar or something?
>
>
> No, he denied knowing me WHEN CONFRONTED.

Did you you approach for a friendly hello or were you trying to start shit?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:39AM

LOL at the seemingly diplomatic private message.


1.) We have gone through this before, and you always reappear with the same old paranoid accusations, make ultimatums, and get banned for making stupid anonymous posts with personal information.


2.) MrMephisto is a decent person, acts like an adult, has a stable life, etc. You are near 40 years old, have a long history of criminal behavior and drug use, and have documented evidence of stalking numerous people that have crossed your path.


3.) Fuck you and your pseudo-diplomacy.
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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:41AM

Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
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> MrMystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why did you feel the need to confront him?
> You
> > > could have just enjoyed chillin with your
> > friends
> > > and let it be. Was he taunting you from
> across
> > > the bar or something?
> >
> >
> > No, he denied knowing me WHEN CONFRONTED.
>
> Did you you approach for a friendly hello or were
> you trying to start shit?


I said 'Hi' to him sarcastically when I walked by his table on the way back from the bathroom and then approached him later when he was at the bar; I was agitated, though.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Question for MrPsycho ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:42AM

So basically Inka is butthurt that Mephisto denied knowing him? That's why he threw a cigarette at him?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:43AM

MrMystery Wrote:
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> I said 'Hi' to him sarcastically when I walked by
> his table on the way back from the bathroom




You were probably cruising for men in the stall.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:45AM

Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
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> So basically Inka is butthurt that Mephisto denied
> knowing him? That's why he threw a cigarette at
> him?




Keep in mind this MrMystery/inka is almost 40 years old. It just adds to his pathetic place in life.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:46AM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL at the seemingly diplomatic private message.
>
>
> 1.) We have gone through this before, and you
> always reappear with the same old paranoid
> accusations, make ultimatums, and get banned for
> making stupid anonymous posts with personal
> information.
>
>
> 2.) MrMephisto is a decent person, acts like an
> adult, has a stable life, etc. You are near 40
> years old, have a long history of criminal
> behavior and drug use, and have documented
> evidence of stalking numerous people that have
> crossed your path.
>
>
> 3.) Fuck you and your pseudo-diplomacy.


So be it. You and meph both tried to offer a truce, but you wouldn't agree to my condition that you delete shit like you had agreed to do in the past.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:47AM

eesh Wrote:
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> MrMystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I said 'Hi' to him sarcastically when I walked
> by
> > his table on the way back from the bathroom
>
>
>
>
> You were probably cruising for men in the stall.


That's your M.O.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:47AM

Question for MrPsycho Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So basically Inka is butthurt that Mephisto denied
> knowing him? That's why he threw a cigarette at
> him?


Not accurate at all.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:49AM

MrMystery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> So be it. You and meph both tried to offer a
> truce, but you wouldn't agree to my condition that
> you delete shit like you had agreed to do in the
> past.
Attachments:
inkahootz.jpg

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:51AM

eesh Wrote:
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> MrMystery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > So be it. You and meph both tried to offer a
> > truce, but you wouldn't agree to my condition
> that
> > you delete shit like you had agreed to do in
> the
> > past.


funny...

*rolling of the eyes*

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:51AM

Women roll their eyes.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: April 13, 2011 01:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Women roll their eyes.


It's an expression, eesh.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 13, 2011 08:40AM

Mr Mystery/Inkahootz/[redacted]/terrorist-looking-dbag has some SERIOUS issues.

I think a perma-ban is in order, so that he might enter the psycho-hospice in peace and relish that last BIG overdose of morphine.

edit by Cary: Personal name redacted.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/22/2011 12:24PM by Cary.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: thursty ()
Date: April 13, 2011 08:51AM

is it true that Inkahootz is no longer allowed in the Pub because he smashed a bunch of beer bottles behind the bar one night while he was out of control drunk, like totally flipping out in a drunken rage. i heard they threw him out and told him never to come back in there.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: PUB REG ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:07AM

The PUB barred Patrick because they are trying to change their loser image and to do that they need to bar the losers, like Patrick. Oh, and he owed them money. And they hate Tapout tshirts.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:12AM

MrMystery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So be it. You and meph both tried to offer a
> truce, but you wouldn't agree to my condition that
> you delete shit like you had agreed to do in the
> past.

lol, "truce." Like this is some sort of gang war or armed conflict between nations.

Look dude, here's the math of the situation:

1. You say you're going to keep trolling until eesh deletes something, but guess what? Your name and information will never, ever leave this site for good. Everytime you come back and start attacking one or two people, we all know it's you. Your efforts to have information removed from this site only cause people to re-post said information and expose you to a whole new crop of people. The only way people are ever going to forget about you is if you go away long enough to let them.

Cary already deletes full names and pictures, so for the life of me, I can't figure out why you care so much. I didn't send you threats and ultimatums over PM when you posted my shit all over this site.

2. I know with 100% certainty there are more than a few people trolling you. They are not all eesh. All you're doing by posting this obnoxious is making more people dislike you who will, in reference to point 1, troll you as well.

3. The only way this shit is ever going to end is if you be a man, PM eesh, and try to squash this somehow, without telling him what he must and must not do. If you don't, I guarantee that people will "have your name in their mouth" as long as this site exists. Take Chuckhoffmann, for instance: how often does anyone talk about him until he starts posting again?

4. If eesh is ever going to feel inclined to help you with whatever you're crying about, calling him a fag in every thread is probably not going to make him sympathetic to your plight.

Seriously. Knock this shit off. You're supposed to be an adult.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:21AM

You think he's actually coherent enough to read all that, let alone comprehend it?

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: cupid ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:34AM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You think he's actually coherent enough to read
> all that, let alone comprehend it?

Are you working out that unrequited mancrush you have on RV or as you so affectionately refer to him, Reggie. It's cute you have a pet name for him.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:45AM

I'm so glad you posted, anonymous fuck-knuckle. It's too bad none of it made any sense. You'll feel better soon, I hope.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: cupid ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:47AM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm so glad you posted, anonymous fuck-knuckle.
> It's too bad none of it made any sense. You'll
> feel better soon, I hope.

Oh, I see you haven't. That pain you are suffering will go away soon. Even for a pussy like you, it eventually fades. You'll find the man of your dreams soon.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: drunken loser ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:03PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm so glad you posted, anonymous fuck-knuckle.
> It's too bad none of it made any sense. You'll
> feel better soon, I hope.

Do you use superior nomenclature?

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 14, 2011 02:08AM

i would add a "ignore by IP" option for filtering out anonymous trolls. basically, i would make so that registered users dont have to wade through all the bullshit that the bored children bring to the site.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: April 14, 2011 07:00AM

I'd put in google ads and make some $$$

-------------------------------------------------
“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:52AM

If I owened this site, I would improve the search feature somehow...



Signatures are for fags

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 17, 2011 10:03PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If I owened this site, I would improve the search
> feature somehow...
>
> http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/w/wil
> son_owen/you_me_dupree/281x211.jpg


what a weird fucking nose

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: April 20, 2011 07:28PM

The first change I would make would be to enable file sharing through PM or at least make it possible to attach a file.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: cracker ()
Date: April 20, 2011 08:02PM

Ryno78 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The first change I would make would be to enable
> file sharing through PM or at least make it
> possible to attach a file.

Yea, so we can infect your computers.....I mean share our files. :P

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: teri~ ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:16PM

it would be kewl if the girls names were pink and the boys were blue

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:31PM

I would include a feature that would allow registered users to write private messages back and forth.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 09, 2011 02:09PM

A yearly pagent, complete with a talent show, competition for the most and least friendly, the best troll, the most likely to wear a straight jacket, most psychotic posters, and so on.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: May 09, 2011 05:24PM

ProVallone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A yearly pagent, complete with a talent show,
> competition for the most and least friendly, the
> best troll, the most likely to wear a straight
> jacket, most psychotic posters, and so on.


There's something missing from this list. Can't quit put my finger on it....give me some time and I'll nipple it out.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: May 09, 2011 05:28PM

Gravis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> i would add a "ignore by IP" option for filtering
> out anonymous trolls. basically, i would make so
> that registered users dont have to wade through
> all the bullshit that the bored children bring to
> the site.


I actually like this idea. The signal to noise ratio here is super low.

It's frustrating having to read through 10 posts consisting of little more than "F U" or "Your mom" to find pertinent information about the ongoings of Fairfax County.

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 09, 2011 08:02PM

Is this some sort of joke, m'fren??

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I would include a feature that would allow
> registered users to write private messages back
> and forth.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: If you owened FFXU, what is the first thing you would change?
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: May 09, 2011 09:35PM

I'd monetize it. Buy up all sorts of similar URLs. Dallasunderground.com
clevelandunderground.com etc

Then ads. Lots of ads.


It could be the next craigslist...

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