I've never witnessed such excellent song-writing.

I'll tell you which seat she can take:
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I'm kind of surprised it took this long to appear here. To those who say that Auto-Tuning makes it hard to distinguish who can and can't sing, I present Exhibit A against that argument.

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The end of days is nigh.

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"It's Fry Day, Fry Day, gotta get down on Fry Day!"

I like this song, because I like fries.

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Those girls are ugly, not like "oh they are just going through a growing phase," but genuinely ugly.

So is "We, we, we, so excited" already the next "bi-winning" and "hide your kids, hide your wives?"

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Holy shit, I managed to watch it to 2:32. What black man with any self-respect would participate in this?

Blessed are the murderous.

My question is, is that rapping black guy the dude leaving her house with her dad's car while they "partying, partying, yeah!"

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> Holy shit, I managed to watch it to 2:32. What
> black man with any self-respect would participate
> in this?


Fuck Adrian Peterson. This dude is the real "slave."

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Someone's savin' space on their mantel for a Grammy.

I watched the whole thing because I hate myself (not the other way around)..

I thought it was amazingly terrible...

What's the story behind this? Is this a serious attempt to create a "good" song? This isn't a gag?

Who is this person?

I find it hard to believe that something this terrible isn't a joke...

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> I watched the whole thing because I hate myself
> (not the other way around)..
>
> I thought it was amazingly terrible...
>
> What's the story behind this? Is this a serious
> attempt to create a "good" song? This isn't a
> gag?
>
> Who is this person?
>
> I find it hard to believe that something this
> terrible isn't a joke...

yeah, I thought it was just an incredibly bad song until she got to the part about explaining how the days of the week work (Thursday comes before Friday, and Saturday comes after Friday, then Sunday comes after that, y'all).......at that point, I was convinced it was all a joke. It has to be. I've never seen that black guy before in my life.

monkeys in the front seat, monkeys in the back seat, which seat do I chose? Party party, oh so happy, party party, so excited, walking down the street yeah, yeah. yesterday thursday so today is friday. Today is friday so tomorrow is saturday... Monkeys on every day of the week...

You can't tell me these monkeys don't have the time..

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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday


Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Blessed are the murderous.

Weakest rap verse in history...

Eli (the black one) can throw it down twice as hard, y'all...

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I just watched it again. It has to be a joke. Either way, this is my favorite thing in a long time.

Hideous.



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I agree... I love it... Check out this video made by the same ARK Music Factory...

It's not as unbelievably terrible as "Friday".... but, considering a 30 something male wrote the lyrics, it is more than just a little creepy...

Try picturing a man singing this song...


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so many questions....

are these hit songs? Is Friday getting played on the radio? Does anyone know?

and who are all these random black men rapping in the middle of these videos? Are these established rappers? They don't even get credit.

How old is Abby Victor? She has really nice eyes and a pretty mouth.

Blessed are the murderous.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I agree... I love it... Check out this video made
> by the same ARK Music Factory...
>
> It's not as unbelievably terrible as "Friday"....
> but, considering a 30 something male wrote the
> lyrics, it is more than just a little creepy...
>
> Try picturing a man singing this song...
>

not nearly as creepy as the fact that Paul Shaeffer wrote "It's Raining Men". Even more unsettling....and maybe this is a little racist.....is how these 30-something black gentlemen keep popping up out of nowhere in the middle of a pretty white teenage girl singing.

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> How old is Abby Victor? She has really nice eyes
> and a pretty mouth.

I don't care how old she is. That look in her eyes....she wants to fuck. That is a lewd, lascivious look she's giving throughout the video.....she wants it.....bad.

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> so many questions....
>
> are these hit songs? Is Friday getting played on
> the radio? Does anyone know?

I don't think they are getting played on the radio... I think it's a couple of black dudes trying to find the next "big thing" that way if one of them does blow up, they have exclusive rights to them.

>
> and who are all these random black men rapping in
> the middle of these videos?

I think they're the writers/producers... They really suck at rapping...

> Are these established
> rappers?

Not that I know of...

> They don't even get credit.

They're getting money from fame-hungry kids and their parents...

THis was a good article...

http://www.bohemian.com/citysound/?p=7181

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I see porn stars give that look.

After watching about 6 different videos made by ARK Music Factory, I'm not convinced that these girls actually want to sing..

Each video has a kind of "Please, won't somebody help me escape from ARK's dark sex dungeon?" vibe radiating from it..

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This one on the right is the guy doing the rap segment in Black's video. It looks like he is the one in Abby Victor's video too.

I guess including a black guy makes these girls' videos seem modern and inclusive....



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I knew some kind of funny business was up with these videos, but the sad thing is, they are almost completely believable.....there's not a huge leap between Rebecca Black and Miley Cyrus. This has the potential to be legitimate in the pop world. I think these guys are on to something.

Here's a nice 'roni just for you, Kalamizoo



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> Here's a nice 'roni just for you, Kalamizoo
>
>




Is Kaya supposed to be a street hooker? The beginning of that video seems to imply that....


How old do you think she is? Nice hair and mouth.



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I agree... Kid touching aside, I think these guys came up with a great way to make a living...

It is kind of unfortunate that they have to exploit children and destroy music in the process.... but good for them for pimping the system...

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> I knew some kind of funny business was up with
> these videos, but the sad thing is, they are
> almost completely believable.....there's not a
> huge leap between Rebecca Black and Miley Cyrus.
> This has the potential to be legitimate in the pop
> world. I think these guys are on to something.

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I don't think any of these girls are over 17, eesh...

Now that you mention it, it does appear that she is a working girl in the opening sequence...

Hmmm....

I still smell something foul going on...

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these guys should sign The Black Out Band. Or BrokenCyde. Branch out a little.

I love horrible music.

I'm diggin' the brokeNCYDE...

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> so many questions....
>
> are these hit songs? Is Friday getting played on
> the radio? Does anyone know?
>
> and who are all these random black men rapping in
> the middle of these videos? Are these established
> rappers? They don't even get credit.


My theory is the Ark Music Factory is a pay-for-play company set up by some marginal rappers and producers to help part rich wannabes from their money so that their kid can feel famous.

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> I love horrible music.


WTF is up with the drunk friend screaming?

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> My theory is the Ark Music Factory is a
> pay-for-play company set up by some marginal
> rappers and producers to help part rich wannabes
> from their money so that their kid can feel
> famous.


It has to be. Can we change the name of this thread to "Shittiest Music Ever Recorded"? Because that's what it is. Shit.

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After watching a couple of these Ark videos, well, actually only a minute or so of each, they are too painful for anything more, I suspect some pedophilia may be going on as well...truly awful music, most are using the voice-synthizer thing to hide poor talent, and all of the girls look like they're 12 or so.

I wouldn't be surprised if the notorious 'casting couch' is a part of these girls getting into videos. And I bet their parents pay for it too. And after watching a few American Idol reject's parents go on about how talented their no-talent kids are, it's not surprising someone is taking advantage of these people.



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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> -----
> > so many questions....
> >
> > are these hit songs? Is Friday getting played
> on
> > the radio? Does anyone know?
> >
> > and who are all these random black men rapping
> in
> > the middle of these videos? Are these
> established
> > rappers? They don't even get credit.
>
>
> My theory is the Ark Music Factory is a
> pay-for-play company set up by some marginal
> rappers and producers to help part rich wannabes
> from their money so that their kid can feel
> famous.


This.

I suspect it works like this.

Step 1: Hold auditions for wanna be teen/preteen pop stars.
Step 2: Select those who are the most self absorbed and have parents that are rich and spoil child.
Step 3: Tell parents that their child is talented and can go far.
Step 4: Sign Contract, stoke the teen’s ego.
Step 5: Tell parent that for $30K we can produce a video that will be a sure fire road to stardom.
Step 6: Upload to YouTube, cash check move on
Step 7: Profit!

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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > so many questions....
> > >
> > > are these hit songs? Is Friday getting played
> > on
> > > the radio? Does anyone know?
> > >
> > > and who are all these random black men
> rapping
> > in
> > > the middle of these videos? Are these
> > established
> > > rappers? They don't even get credit.
> >
> >
> > My theory is the Ark Music Factory is a
> > pay-for-play company set up by some marginal
> > rappers and producers to help part rich
> wannabes
> > from their money so that their kid can feel
> > famous.
>
>
> This.
>
> I suspect it works like this.
>
> Step 1: Hold auditions for wanna be teen/preteen
> pop stars.
> Step 2: Select those who are the most self
> absorbed and have parents that are rich and spoil
> child.
> Step 3: Tell parents that their child is talented
> and can go far.
> Step 4: Sign Contract, stoke the teen’s ego.
> Step 5: Tell parent that for $30K we can produce a
> video that will be a sure fire road to stardom.
> Step 6: Upload to YouTube, cash check move on
> Step 7: Profit!

Yes, but $30K is too low. I bet these guys are banking $100K+ on each of these.

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I love it.

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Where's my Vatican assassin ?



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it's a cover of an old Bob Dylan song

Made it to 3:20... couldn't stand anymore...

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> it's a cover of an old Bob Dylan song
>
>


Good in concept. Good in execution. But boring (like the song, if you really listen to it).

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HEY EVERYBODY, PARIS HILTON SAYS SHE THINKS BLACK GUYS ARE "DISGUSTING."
NOW ALL THE NIGGERS, MINORITIES, AND PROGRESSIVE WHITE GUYS IN THE MEDIA ARE SAYING SHE IS "RACIST!" BECAUSE OF HER OPINION ABOUT THEIR PRE-DISPOSITION TO POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE AND VULGAR AGRESSIVE SEXUAL ADVANCES.
OH WELL, TOUGH SHIT FOR THOSE MORONS !

More quality music from the Versificactor.

George Orwell saw this coming 60 years ago.

how about some rappin' Duke?

Any techno geeks here? You'll like this....
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You are a disappointment...lol

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> You are a disappointment...lol

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> This one on the right is the guy doing the rap
> segment in Black's video. It looks like he is the
> one in Abby Victor's video too.
>
> I guess including a black guy makes these girls'
> videos seem modern and inclusive....


For the gritty edge, I'd personally prefer a troop of Girl Scouts with .12 Gauge shotties. The token black dude just comes off as politically correct cheesiness.

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Best remix yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA

That was pretty good. All of the remixes are better than the original...lol

Video's interesting, but the song is unlistenable...

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i agree with Harry but the video kinda sucks too

Stephen Colbert sings it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU1v_XKgEPc

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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU1v_XKgEPc


That may be the best that anyone can do with that atrocious song.

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And Colbert takes the gold medal for the best remix of this shitty song.

Colbert is good but my fave is the Dylan one.

(A.V. Club) -- The love-hate fascination with Rebecca Black—the Ark Music Factory-pressed PlayDoh pop star whose song “Friday” forces listeners to consider the ceaseless onward plodding of the days in more ways than one—is most likely making her wealthy, so there. Forbes, America’s foremost chroniclers of how much more money people make than you, estimates that Black’s 30 million-and-growing hits on her viral video has earned her some $20,000, thanks to revenue earned from the YouTube Partner Agreement. That's already a 1000-percent return on the initial investment by Black’s mother, who paid Ark $2,000 to make her daughter a pop star because her special princess deserved it. But that’s not all: Black’s viral fame—which extends to satirical covers by death metal bands, faux-Bob Dylans, and even Conan O’Brien—has resulted in several hundred thousand downloads of the song on iTunes directly into people’s ironic playlists, with Black earning $.70 for every single one.

So this should probably go a long way toward making up for all the endless mocking of a 13-year-old girl, and a subsequent lifetime spent with people asking her whether she had her bowl of cereal that day, or if she chose the front or back seat. Of course, it’s also possible that the Ark’s nebulous contract terms mean that Black will barely see any of the proceeds—though what she does receive, she plans to donate a portion of to “Japan relief organizations and school arts programs”—but at least she still has the weekend to look forward to, right? We hear it’s going to be fun.