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Eros.com
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 13, 2007 04:25AM

Anyone use eros.com? Its an escort service that my boss said was legit. The site has pics and rates and all that bs...

Any good/bad experiences out their??

thanks

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just to be clear: NSFW
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 13, 2007 09:39AM

just so you know, the site is NSFW.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2007 09:39AM by Gravis.

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Re: just to be clear: NSFW
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 13, 2007 12:03PM

True True. If you decide to browse through it, you will def see some x-rated shit. Def NSFW.

Anyone actually use it? Seems so sketchy to me...Like any undercover could make a profileand bust ppl for solicitation.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 13, 2007 04:25PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2009 10:32PM by Expensive Jeans.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: October 14, 2007 07:00PM

Not quite an escort service but more like a yellow book for escort and domination services. Some legit, some scams. Use in conjunction with www.theeroticreview.com for maximum accuracy.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: DemocraticNation ()
Date: October 14, 2007 10:16PM

Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder how great this country would be if we didn't have a retarded hillbilly for a president. Then I get warped back to reality as I see news headlines of 'Nine soldiers killed in roadside blast', or 'Three kids killed in DC while at the playground', or a host of other problems that beset America.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 15, 2007 01:12AM

Yeah that sounds right thanks MOFO...

Dem nation-
Yeah it does suck, but just wait another year buddy...Your close...
On a negative note, all the 08 candidates dont look promising...
you seem to know a lot about the current news, but do you know anything about hooker-rental sites?? Cuz this is kinda the area for that...

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: curiousgeorge ()
Date: February 07, 2011 08:31PM

stinkfist did you ever try this?

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: WHITE POWER ! ()
Date: February 07, 2011 08:52PM

DemocraticNation wrote :
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> "Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder how great this country
> would be if we didn't have a retarded hillbilly for a president.

CONGRATS !
NOW WE HAVE AN IGNORANT NIGGER AS PRESIDENT !

> "Then I get warped back to reality as I see news headlines
> of 'Nine soldiers killed in roadside blast',

WELL PUSSY LIBERALS LIKE YOURSELF CERTAINLY ARE NOT THE ONES OUT THERE
PROTECTING THE COUNTRY BY GETTING BLOWN TO PIECES, SO WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ?

> or 'Three kids killed in DC while at the playground',

****NEWS FLASH****

OUR NIGGER PRESIDENT ALSO HAS NOT CHANGED YOU BABBOON'S NIGGER-BEHAVIOR
CONGRATS AGAIN !

> "or a host of other problems that beset America."

LIBERALS HAVE BESET OUR COUNTRY WITH THIER SUPPORT OF GAY MARRAIGE,
OPENLY GAY MILITARY, AND YOUR UNDYING SUPPORT OF THESE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANT INVADERS FROM MEXICO BECAUSE OF THEIR BROWN COLORED SKIN.

I WANT SEPERATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS BACK !

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: troll spray ()
Date: February 07, 2011 09:17PM

WHITE POWER ! Wrote:
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> DemocraticNation wrote :
> -------------------------------------------
> > "Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder how great
> this country
> > would be if we didn't have a retarded hillbilly
> for a president.
>
> CONGRATS !
> NOW WE HAVE AN IGNORANT NIGGER AS PRESIDENT !
>
> > "Then I get warped back to reality as I see news
> headlines
> > of 'Nine soldiers killed in roadside blast',
>
> WELL PUSSY LIBERALS LIKE YOURSELF CERTAINLY ARE
> NOT THE ONES OUT THERE
> PROTECTING THE COUNTRY BY GETTING BLOWN TO PIECES,
> SO WHAT THE FUCK
> ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ?
>
> > or 'Three kids killed in DC while at the
> playground',
>
> ****NEWS FLASH****
>
> OUR NIGGER PRESIDENT ALSO HAS NOT CHANGED YOU
> BABBOON'S NIGGER-BEHAVIOR
> CONGRATS AGAIN !
>
> > "or a host of other problems that beset
> America."
>
> LIBERALS HAVE BESET OUR COUNTRY WITH THIER SUPPORT
> OF GAY MARRAIGE,
> OPENLY GAY MILITARY, AND YOUR UNDYING SUPPORT OF
> THESE ILLEGAL
> IMMIGRANT INVADERS FROM MEXICO BECAUSE OF THEIR
> BROWN COLORED SKIN.
>
> I WANT SEPERATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS BACK !
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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: James Norsworthy ()
Date: February 08, 2011 06:43PM

Back on topic:

I've used eros.com many times with great success. Like an earlier post said, it's a good idea to cross-reference a woman on eros with the erotic review site. Some of the ads on eros are definite scams, so you have to know who is legit and who is not. I've met some very interesting women from the site.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Seperate but Equal ()
Date: February 08, 2011 07:02PM

I agree, I say we bring back the seperate drinking fountains.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: mike ()
Date: April 06, 2011 12:34PM

Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Anyone use eros.com? Its an escort service that my
> boss said was legit. The site has pics and rates
> and all that bs...
>
> Any good/bad experiences out their??
>
> thanks

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 06, 2011 11:40PM

how much do the women cost on there? I have 20 dollars

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: April 06, 2011 11:49PM

curiousgeorge Wrote:
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> stinkfist did you ever try this?


Nope.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 06, 2011 11:56PM

why not?

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: April 07, 2011 12:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why not?


Seems pretty damn illegal. I heard about it from a co-worker at some shitty part-time job when I was in school. I couldn't believe they actually had sites like Eros. It's completely out in the open. It was a shock to me at the time (this was before I had ever been to Vegas).

Seems like a stupid idea to me. How do you know if the person is of age? If they're a cop?

Not for me.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 07, 2011 12:10AM

but what if you can't get women legally? What are you supposed to do? It's not fair. All men should be able to take a test: if you score high enough, it means you have charm and confidence and charisma and are capable of getting women, so then prostitution is illegal for you; however, if you score under a certain percentage, it means you have NO positive qualities that would appeal to women and have no hope of ever being with a woman without having to pay for it.....so then, solicitation of prostitution would be legal in your case. You would be issued a card, or a stamp, saying that you are one of the men in the US who can't get a woman and are therefore authorized to solicit for prostitutes. It's only fair.

and I'm not even joking.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: April 07, 2011 12:49AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> but what if you can't get women legally? What are
> you supposed to do?

Hit the gym. Try again.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:03AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> but what if you can't get women legally? What are
> you supposed to do?

suicide.jpg

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Hmmm ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:06AM

I knew eesh would not become more Mephisto-like, but really didn't see Mephisto becoming more eesh-like.

A bit disheartening, I must say, if I'm going to be really real about it.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:15AM

yeah, are you going to encourage me to kill myself too, Fisto? I'm seriously, no joke, suicidal right now. What do you say? THis is a test of your humanity.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:18AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm seriously, no joke, suicidal right now.

No, you're not.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Hey Miz ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:20AM

Have you read any of Schneidman's books, like "The Suicidal Mind"?

He's very good -- readable, incisive (based on a lot of research) and compassionate.

He unpacks the dynamic that leads to suicidal thoughts. He really understands it, imo.

Viktor Frankl's "Man's Search for Meaning" is also excellent. Short book. Very readable.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:29AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm seriously, no joke, suicidal right now.
>
> No, you're not.


you don't understand how suicidal ideation works, dummy. It's not whether I'm ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, 100% GOING to do it----that doesn't really matter. What I'm saying is, I have a lifelong history of depression and a pretty long history at this point of suicidal ideation. You may be right----I may never actually do it---that doesn't mean I'm lying about having these thoughts. What I'm saying is for eesh or anyone to encourage a clearly emotionally unstable person to kill themselves, in real life, not joking, not kidding, not as an internet joke----is borderline sociopathic. If that's the kinda guy you hang out with, I feel sorry for both of you. And this goes back to my point---eesh would never do that in real life.....unless, of course, he actually really is a sociopath. Bottom line: me, you, eesh, everyone on this forum, operates under a persona. None of us are who we are in real life when we post on here.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:35AM

speechless, I see. I got 'im, dead to rights.

now learn to admit when you're wrong, big cat.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Hey Mephisto ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:37AM

Even if he's not serious (and I don't know, but I rather doubt he's joking), it's pretty fucking callous to encourage, even in a "joking" way, someone in Miz's shoes (I assume you know something of his history, which he has not been shy about sharing) to kill himself.

Maybe it's a matter of experience. I've known suicidal people who killed themselves, and in at least one terrible case I know what the tipping point was, a rather trivial but biting insult - a mild piece of mockery - delivered by a friend of mine. I thank God I'm not the one who said it, cause it's a heavy burden to carry. For some people, of course - let's say the will to power types - it would be no biggie. I don't see you fitting that mold, to the extent your songs reveal your mind/heart, but I could be reading you wrong.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:46AM

the great thing about this forum is I can talk about how much I want to kill myself all I want, and there are no repercussions because you sons of bitches are all too callous to give a damn. If I said it anywhere else, they'd lock me up. It's the one thing you can TELL NO ONE. It's a hard, hard thing to carry around, I'll tell 'ya.

disclaimer: I am not going to kill myself

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: hard = boner LOL! ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:50AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> It's a hard, hard thing to carry around, I'll tell 'ya.

Me so horny!

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: Clockwork Orange ()
Date: April 07, 2011 01:55AM

That's pretty funny.

I'd like to see them do a "clockwork orange" number on someone, and train them to get an unstoppable erection whenever they had suicidal thoughts.

Then people would immediately know what they were thinking, and react appropriately.

An oustanding suicide prevention scheme - amirite?

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: john d123 ()
Date: May 07, 2011 12:27AM

why do you waste your time. your opinion of our president has no effect on what happens in washington. you clearly have a weak grasp on american politics. Obama is president. Deal with it. the KKK, and all those white supremesits lost. Obama won. Face it and move on.

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Re: Eros.com
Posted by: toku ()
Date: September 28, 2015 09:44PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> speechless, I see. I got 'im, dead to rights.
>
> now learn to admit when you're wrong, big cat.


^

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