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This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: January 13, 2011 09:45PM

A ferret ate a baby's fingers. Seven of them! And one of the parents was asleep in the same damn room.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/11/missouri.ferret.fingers/?iref=obnetwork


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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 13, 2011 09:57PM

Kibbles and bits! (of fingers)

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 14, 2011 12:44AM



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: lur king ()
Date: January 14, 2011 01:24AM

What. The. Fuck!

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 14, 2011 01:51AM

and the parents slept through the whole ordeal? where, at their neighbors' place?
swingers and their kid with no fingers. kansas fucking city. heehaw.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 14, 2011 07:45PM

I never understood ferrets anyway. Always thought they were kind of creepy. One of my mom's friends had a ferret once, and she had to get rid of it because she said it was too horny for her. I don't even want to know what that meant.

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2011 02:28AM

Do the ferret war dance!



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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: *Mr. Dick Boner* ()
Date: January 15, 2011 06:45PM

THEY PROBABLY HEARD EVERY SINGLE SCREAM.
BUT BEING THAT THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING THE NASTY,
THEY PROBABLY IGNORED IT'S CRIES TO SERVE THEIR PLEASURES BETTER.

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 15, 2011 11:53PM

*Mr. Dick Boner* Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> THEY PROBABLY HEARD EVERY SINGLE SCREAM.
> BUT BEING THAT THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING
> THE NASTY,
> THEY PROBABLY IGNORED IT'S CRIES TO SERVE THEIR
> PLEASURES BETTER.



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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: Taste My Finger ()
Date: January 16, 2011 03:25AM

Damn, those fingers MUST have been tasty! Baby fingers? That is like human veal for them!

Imagine if they were deep fried, in baby oil. And dusted in baby powder... PAULA DEAN, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: January 16, 2011 04:57PM

dude... this is so fucked up.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 16, 2011 10:23PM

This is why I'd never leave a amnial alone with a children...



... without a video camera rolling.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: This is why I'd never leave an animal alone with a child
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 17, 2011 12:02AM

A rogering in progress!

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