nominations for this year's Undergroundy's are in:

in the category of Best Troll, the nominees are:
Troll@AOL, She Devil/Devil's Reject, Black Adam, Vince(1), Mr. Misery, and Chuckhoffmann

in the category of Best Troll War, the nominees are:
the Conie/Eli saga, the Elle Diabla/She Devil debacle, the eesh/Eli battle, and of course, the Chuckhoffmann/MrMephisto game of wits

in the category of Best Garbage Post, the nominees are:
DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH by Mastubator Machine Man, Garbage by Mr. Misery, don't like to eat by Mr. Misery, Death by Mr. Misery, and Does Anyone Know Anything About Buying A Frisbee by unregistered

in the category of Least Amusing Poster, the nominees are:
Registered Voter, hoocoodanode, Numbers, and 496

in the category of Best Controversy, the nominees are:
Registered Voter ruins the radio 'best blog' contest for everybody, the possible outing of Vince(1), and will FFXU go down for good?

in the category of Best Unregistered Poster, the nominees are:
Wally Pip, blank reg, Fairfax County's Master of Metal, and teri

and in the money category of Best Poster of the Year, the nominees are:
Washingtone-Locian, Harry Tuttle, Mr. Misery, Elle Diabla, Alias, I am Spunky and.......themuse



lemme no what you guise think of this year's nominations. I think bloody blisters got snubbed big time in the Best Poster category.

edit to add I am Spunky to the Best Poster category....how could I forget her?



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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.
Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo.
Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp,
lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup,
shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger,
shrimp sandwich.

That- that's about it.

AT&T is now the worst carrier - Consumer Reports

http://money.cnn.com/2010/12/06/technology/consumer_reports_att/index.htm



NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- AT&T's customer satisfaction rating tumbled this year, ranking dead last among U.S. wireless carriers, according to a Consumer Reports survey released on Monday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11930988

Small daily aspirin dose 'cuts cancer risk'

Experts say the findings show aspirin's benefits often outweighed its associated risk of causing bleeding.

Aspirin is already known to cut the risk of heart attack and stroke among those at increased risk. But the protective effects against cardiovascular disease are thought to be small for healthy adults, and aspirin increases the risks of stomach and gut bleeds.

Bristol Palin Slams Kathy Griffin for DWTS Weight-Gain Joke

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/bristol-palin-slams-kathy-griffin-for-dwts-weight-gain-joke-2010612



Bristol Palin is fuming after Kathy Griffin made fun of her appearance while hosting VH1 Divas Salute the Troops on Friday.

Charity Sex: The Holiday Gift That Keeps on Giving

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/03/charity-sex-holiday-gift-keeps-giving/?test=faces


At Good in Bed we believe that charity sex is just what its name suggests: It’s a gift you give to your partner, and to yourself. Maybe you do it because he’s all wound up, and sex relaxes him. Maybe you do it because she’s feeling a little down, and sex gives her a boost. Or maybe you do it because—like some 41 million Americans—you’ve both gone too many days, weeks, or even months without sex. It’s really easy to put sex out of your mind and focus on other things (work, kids, money, and yes, even Grey’s).

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40534163/ns/health-health_care/

Medicare paid millions for unneeded stents, Senate finds

WASHINGTON — A Senate investigation found that Medicare spent millions of dollars for stents implanted by a Maryland doctor accused of putting them in patients who didn't need them, according to a report released Monday.

The investigation also found that the doctor was treated to an elaborate crab feast and barbecue by Abbott Labs, the maker of the stents. The stents are tiny, metal-mesh tubes used to keep unclogged arteries open.

eesh Wrote:
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> Medicare paid millions for unneeded stents, Senate
> finds

That's terrible.

Hey, eesh... I got nominated for best poster. Can you believe it?

So, what do I do? Send gifts to committee members, kiss up to FFXU posters, wear skimpy clothes, spread rumors about the other nominees?

I’m so excited!

Alias Wrote:
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> Hey, eesh... I got nominated for best poster. Can
> you believe it?

Me too! OMShit!

>
> So, what do I do? Send gifts to committee members,
> kiss up to FFXU posters, wear skimpy clothes,
> spread rumors about the other nominees?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me...

>
> I’m so excited!

I am too... kinda... Why didn't bloody get nominated though? Wasn't he Misery's favorite?

Signatures are for fags

the Academy makes the nominations, not me. Meade is on the committee. Other than that, the Academy is completely anonymous.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Hey, eesh... I got nominated for best poster.
> Can
> > you believe it?
>
> Me too! OMShit!

I know. It's amazing! (I love that word)

> > So, what do I do? Send gifts to committee
> members,
> > kiss up to FFXU posters, wear skimpy clothes,
> > spread rumors about the other nominees?

> I'll vote for you if you vote for me...

sure thing, Harry.

> > I’m so excited!

> I am too... kinda... Why didn't bloody get
> nominated though? Wasn't he Misery's favorite?

yes, so sad.... but we must move on.

so what do we win? can we get a glimpse of the oscar undie?
i must see it before i decide how competitive i am going to get.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> so what do we win? can we get a glimpse of the
> oscar undie?

no, muse, that's not how it works.

> i must see it before i decide how competitive i am
> going to get.

assume it is lovely.

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > so what do we win? can we get a glimpse of the
> > oscar undie?
>
> no, muse, that's not how it works.
>
> > i must see it before i decide how competitive i
> am
> > going to get.
>
> assume it is lovely.


in that case, ale, i challenge you to a game of truth or dare.
loser bows out.

yeefuckinghaw

Can I get in on this/observe silently?

themuse Wrote:
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> in that case, ale, i challenge you to a game of
> truth or dare.
> loser bows out.

Signatures are for fags

truth, muse.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Can I get in on this/observe silently?
>
> themuse Wrote:
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> > in that case, ale, i challenge you to a game of
> > truth or dare.
> > loser bows out.


certainly. i always took you for a watcher.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> > Can I get in on this/observe silently?
> >
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > in that case, ale, i challenge you to a game
> of
> > > truth or dare.
> > > loser bows out.
>
>
> certainly. i always took you for a watcher.


I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of Norman Bates.

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Sooo.... like.... are we supposed to vote or something?

Signatures are for fags

If it's any consolation, I'm really old and might die any day (think Jack Palance/Martin Landau old). It may not be my best work, but I might be dead next time around. You don't want to be a day late and a dollar short like those Rock & Roll assholes, right? (George Harrison/Dusty Springfield).

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i've sensed a decline ever since my drug use has greatly decreased. i feel i should be more upset about this but im not. some things just die out and wither away, why should i have thought i would be impervious to this action? well guys, it looks like im going back on the saddle (heroin). i'll keep you all posted periodically on how great my life is going. im trying to be funny here, but nothing is really funny about heroin use and clinical depression. be seein ya, i guess.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i've sensed a decline ever since my drug use has
> greatly decreased. i feel i should be more upset
> about this but im not. some things just die out
> and wither away, why should i have thought i would
> be impervious to this action? well guys, it looks
> like im going back on the saddle (heroin). i'll
> keep you all posted periodically on how great my
> life is going. im trying to be funny here, but
> nothing is really funny about heroin use and
> clinical depression. be seein ya, i guess.


boo fuckin hoo

im an addict too Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i've sensed a decline ever since my drug use
> has
> > greatly decreased. i feel i should be more
> upset
> > about this but im not. some things just die out
> > and wither away, why should i have thought i
> would
> > be impervious to this action? well guys, it
> looks
> > like im going back on the saddle (heroin). i'll
> > keep you all posted periodically on how great
> my
> > life is going. im trying to be funny here, but
> > nothing is really funny about heroin use and
> > clinical depression. be seein ya, i guess.
>
>
> boo fuckin hoo


well there is no reason to cry, i didnt get nominated either. best thing is, is that we can share needles. i only have a little bit of aids.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im an addict too Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i've sensed a decline ever since my drug use
> > has
> > > greatly decreased. i feel i should be more
> > upset
> > > about this but im not. some things just die
> out
> > > and wither away, why should i have thought i
> > would
> > > be impervious to this action? well guys, it
> > looks
> > > like im going back on the saddle (heroin).
> i'll
> > > keep you all posted periodically on how great
> > my
> > > life is going. im trying to be funny here,
> but
> > > nothing is really funny about heroin use and
> > > clinical depression. be seein ya, i guess.
> >
> >
> > boo fuckin hoo
>
>
> well there is no reason to cry, i didnt get
> nominated either. best thing is, is that we can
> share needles. i only have a little bit of aids.


u can use mine...btw i need some pain pills for my cracked ribs:(

ouch Wrote:
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>
>
> u can use mine...btw i need some pain pills for my
> cracked ribs:(


thanks for being so kind. its nice to know that some people are willing to let me use their aids. sorry about the ribs, i have to go now.

a little secret, 4 different people use this screen name. good morning all.

In my mind, nobody tops Troll@AOL in the best troll category. His signature


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is the best part of his rants.

LOL at this concept (in a good way).

Best Troll - TROLL@AOL.com. Hands down.
Best Troll War - Conie/Eli. It lasted months and I still have no idea what it was about.
Best Garbage Post - Masturbating in a car wash. Absolutely.
Best Controversy - RV and the radio blog.
Best Unregistered Poster - Wally Pip - he contributes.
Best Poster - WTL

What about best Memorial Thread? Bo Rupp, Greg Malsam, Ben Sarley, and that mom that hung herself over in Franklin farm.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Thanks, Warhawk. This means so much to my people.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL at this concept (in a good way).
>
> Best Troll - TROLL@AOL.com. Hands down.
> Best Troll War - Conie/Eli. It lasted months and

Pretty much gave up posting during that period.

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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>
> >
> > Medicare paid millions for unneeded stents,
> Senate
> > finds
>
> That's terrible.
>
> Hey, eesh... I got nominated for best poster. Can
> you believe it?
>
> So, what do I do? Send gifts to committee members,
> kiss up to FFXU posters, wear skimpy clothes,
> spread rumors about the other nominees?
>
> I’m so excited!


Charity Sex.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Thanks, Warhawk. This means so much to my people.


Your people? What do you mean YOUR people?

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Thanks, Warhawk. This means so much to my
> people.
>
>
> Your people? What do you mean YOUR people?


To paraphrase Moses, Let My People Troll!

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL at this concept (in a good way).
>
> Best Troll - TROLL@AOL.com. Hands down.
> Best Troll War - Conie/Eli. It lasted months and
> I still have no idea what it was about.
> Best Garbage Post - Masturbating in a car wash.
> Absolutely.
> Best Controversy - RV and the radio blog.
> Best Unregistered Poster - Wally Pip - he
> contributes.
> Best Poster - WTL
>
> What about best Memorial Thread? Bo Rupp, Greg
> Malsam, Ben Sarley, and that mom that hung herself
> over in Franklin farm.

eesh should get honorable mention for the best controversy if you use the radio blog.

Also I am kind of surprised that eesh didn't get more categories to qualify for - maybe the most prolific poster award.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

I think there could have been many more nominees, categories, and other winners but I was going with what was provided.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Registered Voter Wrote:
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>
> Also I am kind of surprised that eesh didn't get
> more categories to qualify for...


like what...biggest douchebag?

l33th@xxor

this game looks fun

The Eli vs. Conie thing was stupid. Only thing redeeming about it was the birth of the butt hut.

And what about ffxstoner vs. The Forum controversy?

Or the 4lulz invasion...

Can't there be a Most Controversial Poster Award?

I can think of only two posters worthy enough of being nominated in it.

Signatures are for fags

I nominate Harry Tuttle for most unique photoshops and original humor. Maybe even some sort of change catalyst award.

I miss orly owl

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I am a bit disappointed to not be nominated for the Least Amusing Poster category. Usually when I post to a thread, all comments stop, or I get ignored. The days are gone when I used to get a +1 or more for some piece of wit. I feel a bit like the FFXU cooler. Fuck off, each and every one of you.



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Wahhh Wrote:
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> I am a bit disappointed to not be nominated for
> the Least Amusing Poster category. Usually when I
> post to a thread, all comments stop, or I get
> ignored. The days are gone when I used to get a +1
> or more for some piece of wit. I feel a bit like
> the FFXU cooler. Fuck off, each and every one of
> you.


+1

yeefuckinghaw

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I am a bit disappointed to not be nominated for
> the Least Amusing Poster category. Usually when I
> post to a thread, all comments stop, or I get
> ignored. The days are gone when I used to get a +1
> or more for some piece of wit. I feel a bit like
> the FFXU cooler. Fuck off, each and every one of
> you.



We all go through times of being the official "FFXU Thread Killer".

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Fisty is not pleased with his lack of appreciation or acknowledgement from the academy....

He will not be using lube on their souls!!!

King Tutt Wrote:
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> I nominate Harry Tuttle for most unique photoshops
> and original humor. Maybe even some sort of change
> catalyst award.


that's a good idea. We should open up the awards to suggestions for additional categories/nominees. We still have a month and a half until the awards take place. I propose we create a Best Original Photoshop/Meme category. I would nominate Harry Tuttle for his work on the Reynold Peyton Misery campaign (that reminds me, that should be nominated as Best Controversy). I submit the following to the academy:
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the heroin is going well

WilmaDickFit should be added to the best poster of the year category. Also the most cleaver sevant category.

Nomination for Best memorial thread... "Rent in Peace Abdul Chaldi".