Here, now you guys can stop derailing the Thanksgiving thread.

Sometimes, when I make the Eye of God, I use 7-11 colors:
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I miss you Jane2.

How've you been? PM me.

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I wonder if Brett Butler discovered the beer section when making this ad...



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I'm thankful for 7-11. Merry Christmas
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Here's a terrible cell phone photo from when the Simpsons movie came out and they turned some 7-11s into Kwik-E-Marts.
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Holy shit WTL, I never knew Jackson Hewitt had such a great track record!

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Next time, take all your friends with you to 7-11.



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sadly, there aren't 7-11s where i live.
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What do you have?

Quick Trip?
AmPm?
Giant?
Circle K?

What's your main station, muse? Lemme no?
Lemme no! Lemme lemme no!

themuse Wrote:
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> sadly, there aren't 7-11s where i live.

Signatures are for fags

Its a toss up between two Colorado store chains.

Loaf n' Jug

or

Kum n' Go

I LOL every time I see that shit.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What do you have?
>
> Quick Trip?
> AmPm?
> Giant?
> Circle K?
>
> What's your main station, muse? Lemme no?
> Lemme no! Lemme lemme no!
>
> themuse Wrote:
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> > sadly, there aren't 7-11s where i live.


none of those exist where i live, tuttle.
there are only independents to choose from, which is good except for when i want a big gulp. i miss the big gulp days.

yeefuckinghaw

You don't have any of those?!

What's the name of one of your favorite indies? Which one do you juss lub?

Signatures are for fags

Sheetz is really the best, I wish they'd build one in Tysons. Their made-to-order counter is great.

A Sheetz dog with american cheese, mustard, and onions is a great way to break up a long drive. When I used to road-trip up to Pittsburgh regularly, we would stop for a Sheetz break every hour or so. The one in Frederick, the one in Hancock, and then the ones along the road in PA. Good way to endure a long drive- hot dogs!

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Sheetz is really the best, I wish they'd build one
> in Tysons. Their made-to-order counter is great.
>
> A Sheetz dog with american cheese, mustard, and
> onions is a great way to break up a long drive.
> When I used to road-trip up to Pittsburgh
> regularly, we would stop for a Sheetz break every
> hour or so. The one in Frederick, the one in
> Hancock, and then the ones along the road in PA.
> Good way to endure a long drive- hot dogs!

Fuck that. Shmagels and Shmuffins and those sandwiches made out of pretzels FTFW.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Fuck that. Shmagels and Shmuffins and those
> sandwiches made out of pretzels FTFW.

If that's western-PA thing, I've never heard of it. I know the CoGo's convenience chain (Pittsburgh's version of 7-11), never heard of Shmagels though.

Let's hear it for UniMart!

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You don't have any of those?!
>
> What's the name of one of your favorite indies?
> Which one do you juss lub?


squeeze me tuttle, but are you stroking your naked penis while you type?
just curious.

yeefuckinghaw

I'm afraid I just don't know how to answer this... There's so many different ways to go with this...

I'm overwhelmed...

themuse Wrote:
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> squeeze me tuttle, but are you stroking your naked
> penis while you type?
> just curious.

Signatures are for fags

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We aren't even scratching the surface of the "different ways to go with this"....

Now you see my struggle...

I'm seriously overwhelmed...

I'm stressin'bout the internet, y'all...

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Tuttle is not stroking his naked penis while he
> types.
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> Tuttle is using his naked penis to type.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> We aren't even scratching the surface of the
> "different ways to go with this"....
>
> Now you see my struggle...
>
> I'm seriously overwhelmed...
>
> I'm stressin'bout the internet, y'all...
>
> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> > Tuttle is not stroking his naked penis while he
> > types.
> >
> > Tuttle is using his naked penis to type.


it's simple, tuttle.
circle one: yes or no.

yeefuckinghaw

It's not simple... NOTHING IS SIMPLE... Especially not "Yes or no" simple...

What's your definition of "naked penis"?
Are you referring to clothes, hair, skin, miscellaneous? Tell me more about my penis...

What's your definition of stroking?
Does listlessly rubbing/massaging the penis count? Or are you asking if I'm vehemently masturbating? Sometimes I give myself a boner by opening and closing my legs repeatedly... does that count as stroking?

What's your definition of "while {I} type"?
If I was stroking it before and after typing, maybe even taking breaks from typing to stroke.. would that be considered "while I type"?

Why are you asking me this?
Are you imagining me doing this?
Would my stroking during an FU sesh turn you on?
Did I write something to hint that I might be sexually aroused?
If so, are you only asking me this question out of concern for my well-being?... Kind of an "If you're not, you should be" sort of deal?

Lemme no! LEMME LEMME NO!

By the way... Why are you dodging the question about your favorite gas station? Kinda weeeyard if you ask me...

Signatures are for fags

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Sheetz is really the best, I wish they'd build one
> in Tysons. Their made-to-order counter is great.
>
> A Sheetz dog with american cheese, mustard, and
> onions is a great way to break up a long drive.
> When I used to road-trip up to Pittsburgh
> regularly, we would stop for a Sheetz break every
> hour or so. The one in Frederick, the one in
> Hancock, and then the ones along the road in PA.
> Good way to endure a long drive- hot dogs!




If you ever go south, try out Wawa. Their food is great and they carry a lot of organic food too.

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themuse Wrote:
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> sadly, there aren't 7-11s where i live.

You should open a 7-11 franchise where you live. Put up a "No Loitering" sign up front, and you're good to go.

eesh Wrote:
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> If you ever go south, try out Wawa. Their food is
> great and they carry a lot of organic food too.

Wawa has typically been up in the Pennsylvania area before they started their expansion. Their HQ is up in Wawa, Pennsylvania.

http://www.wawa.com/wawaweb/about.aspx

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > By the way... Why are you dodging the question
> > about your favorite gas station? Kinda weeeyard
> if
> > you ask me...
>
> Because s/h/it knows that we'll call bullshit the
> second it identifies its favorite convenience
> store. It claims to be female, and living in San
> Francisco, but it is neither.


@ tuttle: i think i may have seen a 76 and a chevron near or around the on/off ramps to 101, but since i don't have a car i don't pay too much attention.
in terms of booze/tobacco stores, the one i frequent is the civic center market, located directly beneath my motel on mission street here in sanfrancisco.

@ chuck: you know, because i was new and it's my tendency to cheer for the underdog, i gave you the benefit of the doubt.

not anymore. you, hoffman, are an idiot.

yeefuckinghaw

I had someone tell me once that 7-Elevens are the size they are because it helped them avoid some sort of insurance or regulatory issue that applied to grocery stores back in the day (maybe unions in some markets or hours they could be open). For the longest time, each store was a set square footage. The newer stores seem to be getting a bit bigger (probably to compete with Wawa and Sheetz).

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Illegal Mexican Immigrants love loitering infront of 7-11s.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I wonder if Brett Butler discovered the beer
> section when making this ad...
>
>


What's funny about this ad is that it appears that they used a body double for the in-store shots. I guess back in the day, Brett Butler's time was too valuable to waste for in-store shots. Now she's probably working at a 7-Eleven.

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Please don't respond to your own posts WTL, it just lQQks bad.

Yeah, WaWa always seemed to be more of a Philly/South Jersey thing. If they've expanded to the south I wish we'd get one here. We mostly had Turkey Hill mini-marts where I grew up, which were like 7-11s that carried all the Turkey Hill products.

is Actually More North Wrote:
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> Wawa has typically been up in the Pennsylvania
> area before they started their expansion. Their
> HQ is up in Wawa, Pennsylvania.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Yeah, WaWa always seemed to be more of a
> Philly/South Jersey thing. If they've expanded to
> the south I wish we'd get one here. We mostly had
> Turkey Hill mini-marts where I grew up, which were
> like 7-11s that carried all the Turkey Hill
> products.

There's a WaWa in Woodbridge. I stopped there religiously on my way to work when I lived down that-a-way.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > Sheetz is really the best, I wish they'd build
> one
> > in Tysons. Their made-to-order counter is
> great.
> >
> > A Sheetz dog with american cheese, mustard, and
> > onions is a great way to break up a long drive.
>
> > When I used to road-trip up to Pittsburgh
> > regularly, we would stop for a Sheetz break
> every
> > hour or so. The one in Frederick, the one in
> > Hancock, and then the ones along the road in PA.
>
> > Good way to endure a long drive- hot dogs!
>
> Fuck that. Shmagels and Shmuffins and those
> sandwiches made out of pretzels FTFW.

Come on, Shmiscuits rock!

*FU AdviceBot* Wrote:
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> Please don't respond to your own posts WTL, it
> just lQQks bad.


According to you, all of these registered users are me, so what's the difference?

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We used to go to Wawa all the time when I lived around Annapolis.

7-11 isn't a 7-11 unless it has about 20 spics standing out front hassling anybody that pulls up.

WashingTone-DEAF-Locian wrote :

> "According to you, all of these registered users are me,
> so what's the difference?"

WELL, YOU DO HAVE A POINT THERE.

CARRY ON.

I thank heaven for 7/11 for keeping me on my diet. Everytime I look at them sausages rotating on the grill I feel a little nauseous.

Was at a 7/11 in Fairfax City, Yesterday's Rose strip mall, a month back and some appliance dude was trying to fix one of them tiered rotating heaters that they keep the pizza slices in. Don't see them as much in 7/11's anymore. Anyways the appliance repair dude said a piece at top of the heater made of plastic had melted and needed replacement. So I'm guessing nobody working at the 7/!! had bothered checking out the heater and the melted plastic had been dropping down into the melted cheese on the pizza. Sounds scrumptious.

Noticed a new 7/11 is opening up in part of the old Blockbuster location in Burke. Hadn't noticed a new 7/11 opening up in these parts in years.

Oh sank heben faw seben ereben. You sing awrong weet me and we call
it Bietnam national anthem. Fost we work at seben ereben then we
start Pho lestalauant same same Bietnam but weet no dog.
Make beaucoup money.

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