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LOL @ eesh's teeth. That's exactly how I picture him.
Washington's mouth. haha.
MrMesphisto looks like he's spent too many nights on the sidewalk, saying, "Hello, how are you?" to women who are frantically reaching for their pepper spray.
Alias Wrote:
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> MrMesphisto looks like he's spent too many nights
> on the sidewalk, saying, "Hello, how are you?" to
> women who are frantically reaching for their
> pepper spray.
im a fan of the sharpie art. i like this i like this a lot. if there hadn't been the word novel in the title i would have clicked on this thread sooner. i like your work. you are better than me, might i even say that you are better at being me than i am. i'll fucking rollo tony all over your next work.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im a fan of the sharpie art. i like this i like
> this a lot. if there hadn't been the word novel in
> the title i would have clicked on this thread
> sooner. i like your work. you are better than me,
> might i even say that you are better at being me
> than i am. i'll fucking rollo tony all over your
> next work.
metoo, metoo.
you're really good, miz.
can i be next? do me! do me!
themuse Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > im a fan of the sharpie art. i like this i like
> > this a lot. if there hadn't been the word novel
> in
> > the title i would have clicked on this thread
> > sooner. i like your work. you are better than
> me,
> > might i even say that you are better at being
> me
> > than i am. i'll fucking rollo tony all over
> your
> > next work.
>
>
> metoo, metoo.
> you're really good, miz.
> can i be next? do me! do me!
you shut your whore mouth, the miz works when he wants to.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > im a fan of the sharpie art. i like this i
> like
> > > this a lot. if there hadn't been the word
> novel
> > in
> > > the title i would have clicked on this thread
> > > sooner. i like your work. you are better than
> > me,
> > > might i even say that you are better at being
> > me
> > > than i am. i'll fucking rollo tony all over
> > your
> > > next work.
> >
> >
> > metoo, metoo.
> > you're really good, miz.
> > can i be next? do me! do me!
>
>
> you shut your whore mouth, the miz works when he
> wants to.
so how bout that scrabble match, blood?
loser has to forever post in caps.
this forum just ain't big enough for the both of us, friend.
themuse Wrote:
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>
> so how bout that scrabble match, blood?
> loser has to forever post in caps.
> this forum just ain't big enough for the both of
> us, friend.
formerly known as coach,
name a time and place and i will be there with a lawn chair. hablame jodida quando quieres jugar vamos.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
screw it...I couldn't sleep. Here are the first two pages of the graphic novel. These would look real good if I put more time and effort into them, but I drew these after taking my pills. Lemme no.
Attachments:
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> wow, look at me... i'm voluptuous! i love it.
>
> still laughing at those teeth on eesh.
>
> you are indeed talented, mr. misery.
Some asshole came up onto our porch this evening and drew all kinds of satanistic pictures on our windows with a bar of soap. We got out the hose to scrub it off, and this dude began to flip out and wave his fists at us. after we went to bed, he kicked down our door and called the cops on us.
Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > I don't wear glasses OR pearls Miz
> >
> > Why is Alias sexier than me?
>
> Because I am! hahahahahahahaha.
>
> And, don't knock pearls, Conie. It's all in how
> you wear them.
I think we need to mud wrestle girl...pick a time!
> I think we need to mud wrestle girl...pick a time!
I accept your challenge Conie, but I must warn you. I grew up wrestling with boys and I have a technique that will put you in a leg lock in less than 10 seconds. They used to call me "Kick Ass Alias".
Alias Wrote:
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> > I think we need to mud wrestle girl...pick a
> time!
>
> I accept your challenge Conie, but I must warn
> you. I grew up wrestling with boys and I have a
> technique that will put you in a leg lock in less
> than 10 seconds. They used to call me "Kick Ass
> Alias".
>
> Still interested?
eesh Wrote:
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> Maybe you can include Elle Diabla and that hoocoo
> broad into this gripping saga. Then Conie can be
> run over by a burning train.
Oh my gods.
Misery, I will buy you a steak if you draw a picture of Conie dying in a fire.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Maybe you can include Elle Diabla and that
> hoocoo
> > broad into this gripping saga. Then Conie can
> be
> > run over by a burning train.
>
> Oh my gods.
>
> Misery, I will buy you a steak if you draw a
> picture of Conie dying in a fire.
496 Wrote:
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> Get Hoffman in this story. His caricature can be a
> fat sloppy puddle on the basement floor.
No Steak, Just A McRib Wrote:
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> No steak needed. A McRib sandwich will be fine.
>
> Or maybe a pack of cigarettes.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Nicely done, mate.
>
> A right precious lot of tool, those cry-babies.
>
> Now where the h-ll did I put my kippah?
>
> No Steak, Just A McRib Wrote:
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> > No steak needed. A McRib sandwich will be fine.
> >
> > Or maybe a pack of cigarettes.
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I'm glad you liked it. Here's the original
> version, before I resized it.
>
> I can also send you the original Photoshop files,
> if you'd like to edit it yourself.