eesh Wrote:
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> +1 to Alias. Conie practically has an inverted
> chest.


Didn't seem to bother you last weekend eesh

Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > +1 to Alias. Conie practically has an inverted
> > chest.
>
>
> Didn't seem to bother you last weekend eesh

He blocked it out, Connie.

Don't you know anything about men?

Alias Wrote:
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> He blocked it out, Connie.
>
> Don't you know anything about men?


Hey Alias,

Harry Tuttle has the preternatural ability to absorb corn fibers directly into his bloodstream through his skin. It's totally amazing.

oooteedee Wrote:
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> Hey Alias,
>
> Harry Tuttle has the preternatural ability to
> absorb corn fibers directly into his bloodstream
> through his skin. It's totally amazing.

LOL and let me tell you Alias, that’s not the only thing Harry does like really well, if you know what I mean. I’ve got some first hand experience in a few areas which I can’t divulge because I’m a lady and you know all that goes with that restriction, but yes, oh yes, oh let me say it again, YES!! Harry knows how to define the words up and down and in and out and over and under and tie me up and OMG, I’ve said too much so let me sum it up for you, Alias.

Harry has abilities. Abilities and capabilities! To simplify let me say, he qualifies!

Oh, I forgot to add that he likes, LOL, I mean, he loves that whole multiple partner thing, so if you ever get together, be a love and bring along a friend. PM me for details. OMG, am I bad or am I bad?

Sally Wrote:
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> LOL and let me tell you Alias, that’s not the
> only thing Harry does like really well, if you
> know what I mean. I’ve got some first hand
> experience in a few areas which I can’t divulge
> because I’m a lady and you know all that goes
> with that restriction, but yes, oh yes, oh let me
> say it again, YES!! Harry knows how to define
> the words up and down and in and out and over and
> under and tie me up and OMG, I’ve said too
> much so let me sum it up for you, Alias.
>
> Harry has abilities. Abilities and capabilities!
> To simplify let me say, he qualifies!
>
> Oh, I forgot to add that he likes, LOL, I mean, he
> loves that whole multiple partner thing, so if
> you ever get together, be a love and bring along a
> friend. PM me for details. OMG, am I bad or am I
> bad?


Thank you for that, Sally. I'm sure Harry is a very nice man.

1) Gays who flaunt.
2) Women with untrimmed bush.
3) Single ply toilet paper.
4) Farts that aren't....farts.
5) Nighttime + rain
6) Drivers who can't drive on a road with 1/64" of snow on it.
7) Arby's stopped selling the Big Montana.
8) Diet anything.
9) obammy supporters.
10) 2012 was a bible story.

Ok, guys, not things that annoy you or pet peeves... Simple things that make you almost violently angry.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ok, guys, not things that annoy you or pet
> peeves... Simple things that make you almost
> violently angry.

DC traffic
I-95/495 road construction
55mph in the 95 HOV lanes
Tractor trailers in the HOV lanes
Neighbor's dog shitting in my yard
Driving thru Clifton at 5:00pm

Aqua Buddha Wrote:
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> I hate when chicks cry during sex. whats that all
> about?


Quit raping them, Fisto!

Without a doubt....unwinding tangled extension cords. I have two 150' ones that are a total pain in the ass. I was ready to cut one in half this past weekend.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

The election results.

Aqua Buddha Wrote:
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> The election results.


funny

I hate sitting down on a small toilet seat, especially one in public, and having your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl...

Guwwaaagghh...

Signatures are for fags

I hate how, at first, I just have to pee... but as soon as I sit down, I start farting and pooping.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I hate how...I just have to pee... but as
> soon as I sit down, I start farting and pooping.


wut? you sit to pee??

Credit or debit?

On self serve gas pumps and checkouts; the technology is there to read the card, tell me if it is valid, decide if I have enough credit and it can't tell if it is credit or debit?

The few seconds I wait for this prompt and push the button are increasingly aggravating.

idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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> I hate how, at first, I just have to pee... but as
> soon as I sit down, I start farting and pooping.





Sit down to pee? What a queer. I bet you use baby wipes instead of toilet paper also. What age did you stop breast feeding? 2? 3?

Blessed are the murderous.

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hate how, at first, I just have to pee... but
> as
> > soon as I sit down, I start farting and
> pooping.
>
>
>
>
>
> Sit down to pee? What a queer. I bet you use baby
> wipes instead of toilet paper also. What age did
> you stop breast feeding? 2? 3?




In the middle of the night I always pee sitting down. I don,t want to turn on the light and I don't want to clean the floor in the morning

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

HA! Good one, eesh... like you don't sit down to pee...

eesh Wrote:
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> Sit down to pee? What a queer. I bet you use baby
> wipes instead of toilet paper also. What age did
> you stop breast feeding? 2? 3?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> HA! Good one, eesh... like you don't sit down to
> pee...
>
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sit down to pee? What a queer. I bet you use
> baby
> > wipes instead of toilet paper also. What age
> did
> > you stop breast feeding? 2? 3?




Whatever faggot. I bet you wished you had a pussy too.

Blessed are the murderous.

Wait... you mean you don't sit to pee? I thought everyone did...

Signatures are for fags

Sometime I go to wipe my ass and I get some stool on the side of my thumb.

Harry, do you use a bidet?

Blessed are the murderous.

No, but I do wipe front to back so I don't get a yeast infection..

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry, do you use a bidet?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No, but I do wipe front to back so I don't get a
> yeast infection..






I do that too. One time some poo got on my chode and caused a rash.

That's because your debit card can be processed as credit... It's not asking what kind of card it is, it's asking how you want to run your card.

But I agree that it's annoying... Why the fuck do I care how the store runs the card? Just give me my goods and charge me for them... Debit... Credit... It's still going to cost the same to me...

OR WILL IT?

WingNut Wrote:
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> Credit or debit?
>
> On self serve gas pumps and checkouts; the
> technology is there to read the card, tell me if
> it is valid, decide if I have enough credit and it
> can't tell if it is credit or debit?
>
> The few seconds I wait for this prompt and push
> the button are increasingly aggravating.

Signatures are for fags

I hate it when you use credit at the gas pump and they only take a dollar out of your account no matter how much gas you put in. Sometimes it takes a week to have the whole amount debited from checking.

Also, iTunes takes waaaay too long to charge your card after purchases. I understand they group several days of purchases in one debit, but still, it sometimes takes two weeks for them to take the money out.

I dont like it when conie pm's me.

Also, when I am visiting my grandparents and staying overnight, and trying to rub one off. My grandma must be on to me because she will undoubtedly "come check on me" multiple times. "Oh, sorry to bother you. Just checking to see if you wanted a ham sandwich." or "Are you warm enough? I can get you a blanket."

I don't like it when FBI agents pose as little girls in forums and chat rooms.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Very, very few things make me truly angry.
> Irritated, mad, sure. But I'm rarely overcome
> with the urge to do physical violence to the first
> thing I can get my hands on.
>
> My browser's home page is set to Yahoo.com. When
> I first open a browser window, I'll click on the
> address bar and start entering a website before
> Yahoo! finishes loading. When I'm halfway into
> the address, the page finishes loading, making the
> cursor automatically jump to the search box. I
> enter the other half into the search box, hit
> enter, and it searches for the fraction of the
> website. It makes me furious. Every time it
> happens, for a split second, I want to break my
> fucking keyboard over my head while I foam at the
> mouth.
>
> You all got anything like that?

Why don't you just download Firefox or Chrome and just press Ctrl+T to create a new tab and start typing regardless if the page is loading or not???

Or make the "home page" blank. OR GET LINUX HAHAHAHAHA U R TEH SUXOR3Z WITH YOR WINDOZ3333

when two or more people are walking side by side down a narrow sidewalk and you're heading in their direction and they don't yield. this happened to me last night and when i stepped off the curb i almost twisted my ankle. swine.

yeefuckinghaw



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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> slow drivers driving in front of you pulling a
> mexican road block while you are prairie doggin.
>
> crying children - i look at them they look at me i
> walk over to them then bitch slap then and say cry
> like a man.


Fat crying children
People who say "Hardly Working or Working Hard buddy"
Pete from those Cox Ads

When I spend the time at the bank to fill out a deposit slip, then the teller asks where I would like to deposit my money. "Savings or checking?" Read the slip you made me fill out, bitch!

themuse Wrote:
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> when two or more people are walking side by side
> down a narrow sidewalk and you're heading in their
> direction and they don't yield.

I either stop and wait for them to part or I just keep right and say "Pardon!" as I continue on the sidewalk.

I hate when I enter a room and someone says in a loud, sing-songy voice "there he is!"

What are you supposed to say to that? What does that even mean?

Also, when someone says "can I ask you a question?" You just did, you big dummy. Ask your question and get it over with, don't ask if you can ask a question.
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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I hate when I enter a room and someone says in a
> loud, sing-songy voice "there he is!"


Once, while attending a wedding, my cousin and I decided to skip the church and just show up at the reception. The plan was to arrive during the cocktail hour on the terrace, blend in, and hope our absence at the church would be overlooked.

Unfortunately, we lost track of time, arrived at the club late and entered a room where golfers were having drinks. We were leaving when a waiter serving hors d'oeuvres suddenly appeared. Not wanting to seem impolite we took a few and were commenting on the quality of the salmon when a man at the bar ordered us drinks. Practicing good manners, we graciously accepted the champagne and engaged in polite conversation. Finding it funny that we were at the wrong "party" he ordered more champagne and not without a sense of humor, we laughed and enjoyed a second.... and a third drink.

After bidding the golfers farewell and finding the wedding reception, we decided to locate a rear door, now that the guests had moved in from the terrace and were seated in the dining room. We hiked along the golf course, our heels digging into the grass, searching for an inconspicuous way to enter the room.

Slightly intoxicated in our muddy shoes, we entered a "back" door just as the best man was making the toast.

Instead of continuing with his toast, he held up his drink and said loudly, “There they are!â€


> What are you supposed to say to that?

Nothing.

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hate when I enter a room and someone says in
> a
> > loud, sing-songy voice "there he is!"
>
>
> Once, while attending a wedding, my cousin and I
> decided to skip the church and just show up at the
> reception. The plan was to arrive during the
> cocktail hour on the terrace, blend in, and hope
> our absence at the church would be overlooked.
>
> Unfortunately, we lost track of time, arrived at
> the club late and entered a room where golfers
> were having drinks. We were leaving when a waiter
> serving hors d'oeuvres suddenly appeared. Not
> wanting to seem impolite we took a few and were
> commenting on the quality of the salmon when a man
> at the bar ordered us drinks. Practicing good
> manners, we graciously accepted the champagne and
> engaged in polite conversation. Finding it funny
> that we were at the wrong "party" he ordered more
> champagne and not without a sense of humor, we
> laughed and enjoyed a second.... and a third
> drink.
>
> After bidding the golfers farewell and finding the
> wedding reception, we decided to locate a rear
> door, now that the guests had moved in from the
> terrace and were seated in the dining room. We
> hiked along the golf course, our heels digging
> into the grass, searching for an inconspicuous way
> to enter the room.
>
> Slightly intoxicated in our muddy shoes, we
> entered a "back" door just as the best man was
> making the toast.
>
> Instead of continuing with his toast, he held up
> his drink and said loudly, “There they are!â€
>
>
> > What are you supposed to say to that?
>
> Nothing.




Alias, you always manage to find yourself in hilarious and sexy situations. It's like your cosmopolitan, uber-sophisticated life is replaying episodes of Sex and the City.




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eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, you always manage to find yourself in
> hilarious and sexy situations.


There's nothing sexy about this story, eesh, unless you find women in muddy shoes, tripping into a wedding reception, sexually stimulating.

Do you eesh? Do you find that sexually stimulating?

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hate when I enter a room and someone says in
> a
> > loud, sing-songy voice "there he is!"
>
>
> Once, while attending a wedding, my cousin and I
> decided to skip the church and just show up at the
> reception. The plan was to arrive during the
> cocktail hour on the terrace, blend in, and hope
> our absence at the church would be overlooked.
>
> Unfortunately, we lost track of time, arrived at
> the club late and entered a room where golfers
> were having drinks. We were leaving when a waiter
> serving hors d'oeuvres suddenly appeared. Not
> wanting to seem impolite we took a few and were
> commenting on the quality of the salmon when a man
> at the bar ordered us drinks. Practicing good
> manners, we graciously accepted the champagne and
> engaged in polite conversation. Finding it funny
> that we were at the wrong "party" he ordered more
> champagne and not without a sense of humor, we
> laughed and enjoyed a second.... and a third
> drink.
>
> After bidding the golfers farewell and finding the
> wedding reception, we decided to locate a rear
> door, now that the guests had moved in from the
> terrace and were seated in the dining room. We
> hiked along the golf course, our heels digging
> into the grass, searching for an inconspicuous way
> to enter the room.
>
> Slightly intoxicated in our muddy shoes, we
> entered a "back" door just as the best man was
> making the toast.
>
> Instead of continuing with his toast, he held up
> his drink and said loudly, “There they are!â€
>
>
> > What are you supposed to say to that?
>
> Nothing.




yawn...

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.



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Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> There's nothing sexy about this story, eesh,
> unless you find women in muddy shoes, tripping
> into a wedding reception, sexually stimulating.
>
> Do you eesh? Do you find that sexually
> stimulating?



No, but watching you cry as I piss on your face would be stimulating.

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > There's nothing sexy about this story, eesh,
> > unless you find women in muddy shoes, tripping
> > into a wedding reception, sexually stimulating.
>
> >
> > Do you eesh? Do you find that sexually
> > stimulating?
>
>
>
> No, but watching you cry as I piss on your face
> would be stimulating.

I know what you mean, eesh.

Watching you scream as I severed your phallic symbol would excite me.

everytime i click on this thread i'm plagued with visions of conie's concave chest.

yeefuckinghaw

muse, do you masturbate? and if so, how often? and sometimes, do you ever rub your own anus?

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themuse Wrote:
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> everytime i click on this thread i'm plagued with
> visions of conie's concave chest.


+ 7.7

I get mad when I speak with "executive assistants". Give me a fucking break. You're a secretary with a fancy title. Transfer the call or I'll pop your fake tits.

The fact that they call it a "rest"room. I don't know about you all, but sometimes when I am in there...I really have to work.

two things: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Poor people that go to Barnes and Noble and take up residence. No matter what city I am in, no matter what store it is, the chairs and aisles at B & N and Borders are always filled with indigent looking people that don't buy anything, just read through magazines and books. None of the employees seem to care.

Blessed are the murderous.



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LOL... in how many different cities have you visited a Barnes and Noble?

In all honesty, what does it matter if people sit and read through a book? They have chairs and cafes for a reason...

eesh Wrote:
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> Poor people that go to Barnes and Noble and take
> up residence. No matter what city I am in, no
> matter what store it is, the chairs and aisles at
> B & N and Borders are always filled with indigent
> looking people that don't buy anything, just read
> through magazines and books. None of the employees
> seem to care.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> LOL... in how many different cities have you
> visited a Barnes and Noble?


LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in Virginia, or a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper management at a homeless shelter like themuse claimed, but I have been to a few places Harry Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am, whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time at places like Barnes and Noble, they are all the same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for books and magazines.



> In all honesty, what does it matter if people sit
> and read through a book? They have chairs and
> cafes for a reason...


Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated by indigents that have no intention of buying the books and magazines they thumb through.

Do you get your picture taken in front of each one? Do you do it for scrap-booking purposes?

eesh Wrote:
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> I have been to a few places Harry
> Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time at
> places like Barnes and Noble,

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Do you get your picture taken in front of each
> one? Do you do it for scrap-booking purposes?




You can trace my movements by following which Barnes and Nobles have unsolved Code Adams.

Nice one...

eesh Wrote:
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> You can trace my movements by following which
> Barnes and Nobles have unsolved Code Adams.



Signatures are for fags



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eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... in how many different cities have you
> > visited a Barnes and Noble?
>
>
> LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in Virginia, or
> a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper
> management at a homeless shelter like themuse
> claimed, but I have been to a few places Harry
> Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time at
> places like Barnes and Noble, they are all the
> same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for books
> and magazines.
>
>
>
> > In all honesty, what does it matter if people
> sit
> > and read through a book? They have chairs and
> > cafes for a reason...
>
>
> Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated by
> indigents that have no intention of buying the
> books and magazines they thumb through.


i do this all the time. i read for free.
after first buying a cup of cool coffee.

Alias Wrote:
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> i do this all the time. i read for free.
> after first buying a cup of cool coffee.
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eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> > i do this all the time. i read for free.
> > after first buying a cup of cool coffee.


eesh, that's you, talking to a shell.

I USED TOO MUCH PEPPER.
NOW MY LIPS ARE BURNING PRETTY BAD.

I don't like getting receipts that have the little part you fill in for a tip.
Especially if you are picking up food or are somewhere else that is not really tip worthy.

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I get into a frothing, seething rage whenever one of my Facebook friends post a detailed list of what he/she is eating for dinner. Usually with entirely unnecessary flourishes like what color the fucking squash is or that the kale was from their CSA box. It is such a little thing, doesn't impact me in any way, but I HATE IT.

If it was just one person that did this, I'd write it off as a quirk. But I have several of these on my list, and I just cannot express how much I do not give a shit. Unless you're feeding me, I do not care what you are shoving in your pie hole. I do not care where the ingredients came from. I do not care how inventive and special and food-knowledgeable you are. Yes, I know it's an important part of your self-image to get 75 people to say, "invite me over! it sounds delicious!" every fucking day, but for those of us who have something in our lives other than dinner, it's tedious and desperate and obnoxious.

When people call their cook outs or whatever social gathering a "BBQ" and they are not not smoking meat for hours.

If you're not slow cooking/smoking meat i.e. Barbecuing it, but instead cooking up a bunch of shit burgers and hot dogs from Costco then its a "Cook Out". Stop trying to sound cooler than you are.

FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> When people call their cook outs or whatever
> social gathering a "BBQ" and they are not not
> smoking meat for hours.
>
> If you're not slow cooking/smoking meat i.e.
> Barbecuing it, but instead cooking up a bunch of
> shit burgers and hot dogs from Costco then its a
> "Cook Out". Stop trying to sound cooler than you
> are.


That's so stupid

Fuckin pisses me off when I'm leaning on the edge of something with my elbow and then my elbow slips off. Arggggg!!!

Conie Wrote:
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> FurfaxTownie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When people call their cook outs or whatever
> > social gathering a "BBQ" and they are not not
> > smoking meat for hours.
> >
> > If you're not slow cooking/smoking meat i.e.
> > Barbecuing it, but instead cooking up a bunch
> of
> > shit burgers and hot dogs from Costco then its
> a
> > "Cook Out". Stop trying to sound cooler than
> you
> > are.
>
>
> That's so stupid


Uhh...are you calling me stupid?

FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FurfaxTownie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When people call their cook outs or whatever
> > > social gathering a "BBQ" and they are not not
> > > smoking meat for hours.
> > >
> > > If you're not slow cooking/smoking meat i.e.
> > > Barbecuing it, but instead cooking up a bunch
> > of
> > > shit burgers and hot dogs from Costco then
> its
> > a
> > > "Cook Out". Stop trying to sound cooler than
> > you
> > > are.
> >
> >
> > That's so stupid
>
>
> Uhh...are you calling me stupid?


Umm....yes

People without any common sense critiquing people with common sense.

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Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Conie Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > >
> > > > Could you possibly abbreviate your stories
> > from
> > > > now on alias?
> > > >
> > > > I just about fell asleep reading that last
> > one
> > >
> > > So, just a few more words would have done it?
>
> > > Damn!
> >
> >
> > That's stupid
>
>
> You're flat.


You videotape yourself talking to dolls...

Conie, show me your tittays!

Conie's pierced nipples. lol

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People who can never be wrong nothing is ever there fault.

sumguy Wrote:
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> People who can never be wrong nothing is ever
> there fault.

AKA: Women

Alias Wrote:
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the professor saying, "Apparently, my lecture has not captured
> Alias' attention.




i didn't know alias was your real name...
that's cool