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McRib is back
Posted by: Thigh Master ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:11PM

McDonald's is bringing back the McRib, a boneless pork sandwich that had almost disappeared from the fast-food giant's menu in recent years. The company deliberately made the McRib elusive, offering it at franchises in different cities for a few weeks at a time. But McDonald's will put the sandwich back on sale across the country in November, realizing a dream of its many dedicated fans.

http://theweek.com/article/index/208102/return-of-the-mcrib

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:18PM

My inner 15 year old just busted a nut. Too bad the current version of me despises fast food.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:22PM

holy shit. the motherfucking McRib is coming back. let's go. right now.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:26PM

I guess the healthy fast food fad is fading away.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:30PM

Oh man, this brings back a lot of memories. I can't wait to try out the new McRib.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:30PM

I'm headed to the Mickey D's on Old Dominion Drive right now. Who's with me? Let's have a FFXU McRib party.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 14, 2010 08:40PM

I'm going to buy a thousand of them, freeze them, and re-sell them at extortion-level prices when Micky D's stops selling them again.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:07PM

With the amount of sodium and preservatives they use, you probably wouldn't have to freeze them. Just keep them in an attic.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Whobe ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:07PM

I try to avoid McD's at all times but I will go for as many McRibs as I can eat.
Only going to be available for 6 weeks?!! Why?, Why?

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:09PM

Whobe Wrote:
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> I try to avoid McD's at all times but I will go
> for as many McRibs as I can eat.
> Only going to be available for 6 weeks?!! Why?,
> Why?

Because when they start selling them again, people will eat as many as they can. It's a guaranteed way to fix a slump in sales.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:09PM

eesh Wrote:
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> With the amount of sodium and preservatives they
> use, you probably wouldn't have to freeze them.
> Just keep them in an attic.

Look, salt and preservatives keep things fresh and tasty. You are what you eat. Thus, I am consistently fresh and tasty.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:11PM

Im going to eat so many Mcribbs that the man tits are comming back!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:13PM

Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> Im going to eat so many Mcribbs that the man tits
> are comming back!




Meade Skelton will be 300 pounds again.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:26PM

Once the Mcrib is taken off the menu, the mcdick will be offered. Have at it.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: McLean Fatty ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:33PM

I'm headed to the McDonalds on Elm St. right now. Who's with me?

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:35PM



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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:35PM

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: October 14, 2010 09:51PM


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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: BIG O ()
Date: October 14, 2010 10:01PM

Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> Im going to eat so many Mcribbs that the man tits
> are comming back!


coming back? your fat ass never lost them.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: vegi ()
Date: October 15, 2010 06:21AM

Is it vegi sandwich?

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: vegi ()
Date: October 15, 2010 06:22AM

McVegi Mc ha ha

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 15, 2010 06:34AM

I remember the Simpsons episode when Homer asks Krusty why the McRib sandwich was discontinued, and Krusty replies that the animal that it was made from went extinct. Homer asks "I thought it was pork"

Krusty says "Think more legs.."

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Re: McRib is back
Date: October 15, 2010 08:56AM

The McRib is unnatural, so I won't eat it.

Does the Bible say that God took the McRib from McAdam to make McEve? I didn't think so.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Les ()
Date: October 15, 2010 10:14AM

They protect you from jihadists. To them, the McRib is unclean.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 15, 2010 10:32AM

Thou shalt not useth thine McRib name in vein WashingTone-Locian!

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 15, 2010 10:47AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> The McRib is unnatural, so I won't eat it.

Imagine a spongy, gristly slab of compressed, salty fat, dripping with overpowering, artificially-flavored sauce. It's fucking gross.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 15, 2010 10:50AM

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Re: McRib is back
Date: October 15, 2010 10:53AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > The McRib is unnatural, so I won't eat it.
>
> Imagine a spongy, gristly slab of compressed,
> salty fat, dripping with overpowering,
> artificially-flavored sauce. It's fucking gross.

I ate one once and thought I was going to vomit. I expected it to be like eating rib meat. It was like eating a large, wet McNugget with BBQ sauce on it.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 15, 2010 11:15AM

Spongy!

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 15, 2010 11:45AM

This thread is making me so goddamn hungry, you don't even know.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: yum yum ()
Date: October 15, 2010 11:47AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> This thread is making me so goddamn hungry, you
> don't even know.


...hungry for eesh's dick!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 15, 2010 11:48AM

eesh Wrote:
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> -


i love the "lone pickle" part.
why even bother? after all, going to mcdonalds for vegetables is like going to a whorehouse for a hug.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 15, 2010 11:49AM

Those whores give really good hugs, though.

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Re: McRib is back
Date: October 15, 2010 12:55PM

themuse Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > -
>
>
> i love the "lone pickle" part.
> why even bother? after all, going to mcdonalds
> for vegetables is like going to a whorehouse for a
> hug.

The lone pickle is a Southern thing. Ask Meade.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Col S. ()
Date: October 15, 2010 02:04PM

The only thing that would make it better is have a KFC "everything bad for you in the universe bowl" to dip it in.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: DDK ()
Date: October 16, 2010 11:55PM

Love those fat beaner kids stuffing face. Reminds me of a visti through a BK drive through. Saw a sign through the window -- "we are losing too much product" in Spanish... love it.

General Lee Wrote:
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> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/whitetrashb
> bq/mcdonald-large-kid-750701.jpg

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: October 17, 2010 08:47PM

Holy crap that is the worst fucking slop ever invented. It is right up there with the KFC "grilled" chicken. I think they throw the chicken on a heating element shaped to make the burn marks look like grill marks.

I wonder if you get pork bone chips in the McRib like they put in their hamburgers.



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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:13PM

I had one last night.

I remember them being better when I was a kid.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:16PM

FCPS has their own spin on the McRib. I think I actually liked it too. However, I did eat my cereal with chocolate milk back then. Yeah, I'm sick.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:29PM

I got a McRib yesterday. I'd been looking forward to it for a day or two. That shit was discusting; ultra white meat, not pressed very well with loose ground meat, little sause, texture sucked. I didn't even finish it.
I too remember the ones from FCPS being better. Fond memories are often exagerated in hindsight.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Mc Shit ()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:41PM

Mc Rib?

Mc Yuck.

Try a delicious mouth watering KFC Double Down instead !

You'll be glad you did.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: November 04, 2010 09:56AM

Had one last night since the last time I had one of these was in FCPS, it was horrible. I think the ones in high school actually tasted better than the McDonalds one.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Yum yum ()
Date: November 04, 2010 10:16AM

> ...Imagine a spongy, gristly slab of compressed, salty fat, dripping with
> overpowering, artificially-flavored sauce. It's fucking gross.

I think I know what I'm having for lunch today! Thanks!

[and a supersized fries, of course]

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 04, 2010 10:21AM

Yum yum Wrote:
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>
> I think I know what I'm having for lunch today!
> Thanks!

Enjoy your gristle!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 04, 2010 10:31AM

I had one too....I was very strangely reminiscent of some of the MREs I would eat in the service.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2010 10:52AM by ITRADE.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Yum yum ()
Date: November 04, 2010 10:49AM

Most abject apologies to "yum yum" - I am not that poster and didn't know that poster posted til...well...now.

It's important in key threads like this to keep such things straight.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:20PM

I'll try anything twice, so I got another one today. It was even worse than the first one. I can't possibly imagine how someone would drive two hours to get one.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: *Gump* ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:19PM

Stupid is as a stupid does.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 04, 2010 08:56PM

Tha mcrib sho iz popular in da hood. u can make a mityfine soup fo da youngins out of da stuff dat leaks out da sides of da mcrib.

mcrib data,
http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/krynsky/EYQBmxQBj2xaXTCHv9a5PO7mXwHZ8OIHPNFYCgZHXNp83hQIfbIfe52iuAIS/mcrib_locator.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1288918550&Signature=WuO%2F6VgrXwJWeesAkR3638iRcJ0%3D

Yours in Christ
Black Adam

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: quest ()
Date: November 04, 2010 08:58PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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> Tha mcrib sho iz popular in da hood. u can make a
> mityfine soup fo da youngins out of da stuff dat
> leaks out da sides of da mcrib.
>
> mcrib data,
> http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/krynsk
> y/EYQBmxQBj2xaXTCHv9a5PO7mXwHZ8OIHPNFYCgZHXNp83hQI
> fbIfe52iuAIS/mcrib_locator.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWS
> AccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=128891855
> 0&Signature=WuO%2F6VgrXwJWeesAkR3638iRcJ0%3D
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam


r u related 2 Harry Niggerachi?

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Snapple ()
Date: November 04, 2010 09:19PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I remember the Simpsons episode when Homer asks
> Krusty why the McRib sandwich was discontinued,
> and Krusty replies that the animal that it was
> made from went extinct. Homer asks "I thought it
> was pork"
>
> Krusty says "Think more legs.."

Don't forget about Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-based Beverage!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Yum yum YUM! ()
Date: November 05, 2010 12:09PM

Just had one of these awesome sandwiches with a large fries.

Yum.

That's all...just yum.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: McYummy ()
Date: November 05, 2010 12:17PM

So that's what happened to eesh!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 11, 2010 01:06PM

I ate one. I didn't like eating it, because I don't like eating, but it tasted good. McRib. Tastes. Good.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 11, 2010 07:42PM

Fuck the McRib... Bring back the Arch Deluxe...

It's been far too long since I've eaten round bacon...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: November 11, 2010 09:46PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Fuck the McRib... Bring back the Arch Deluxe...
>
> It's been far too long since I've eaten round
> bacon...


Oh shit! I remember that! That was a good sandwich.
The big and tasty is good too. It's unlike their other burgers.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 12, 2010 01:07AM

hay, guise, I'm hiiiiiighhh, right hownow@@#$@@!@!!!!

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Les ()
Date: November 29, 2010 03:22PM

according to CNBC, the McRib's last day is Dec 5.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40381977

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 29, 2010 03:32PM

I tried one. I have to say, it was much more enjoyable coming out than going in.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 29, 2010 04:26PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I have to say, it was much more
> enjoyable coming out than going in.




That's what she said.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Ronald ()
Date: October 24, 2011 03:58PM

IT'S FUCKING BACK.. OMFG THE MCRIB IS BACK. THROUGH NOVEMBER 14 YOU CAN GET MCRIBS EVERYWHERE.

THAT'S RIGHT, MCRIB IS BACK.

McDonald's announced Monday that the boneless barbecue pork sandwich, usually available in only a few stores at a time, will be sold at all U.S. locations through Nov. 14.

Most of the time, it's up to local franchises to determine when and if they want to sell the McRib — except in Germany, the only place where it's always available.

McDonald's said the response was so great last November when it made the McRib available nationally for about three weeks that it decided to bring it back nationwide this year. The company, which previously hadn't sold the McRib nationally since 1994, declined to give sales numbers.

The sandwich, which is dressed with onions, pickle slices and barbecue sauce, was introduced nationally in 1982. With 500 calories and 26 grams of fat, it's slightly trimmer than the Big Mac, which has 540 calories and 29 grams of fat. And just like the Big Mac, the McRib has become a popular McDonald's offering.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 24, 2011 03:59PM

which country is the only country where mcrib is always offered?

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 24, 2011 04:00PM

oops. i should have read that whole article

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: October 24, 2011 04:29PM

jbalo Wrote:
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> which country is the only country where mcrib is
> always offered?

Pork is popular in Asia.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: The kang ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:16AM

Comfort Food Wrote:
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> jbalo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > which country is the only country where mcrib
> is
> > always offered?
>
> Pork is popular in Asia.


Is it france?
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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: ronald m ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:19AM

In ten days McD's stock went up almost four bucks a share. Now I will invest in pharma stocks for the soon to be expected jump in cardiac care drugs.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 29, 2011 12:24PM

The kang Wrote:
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> Comfort Food Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jbalo Wrote:

> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > which country is the only country where mcrib
> > is
> > > always offered?
> >
> > Pork is popular in Asia.
>
>
> Is it france?

Guess I'm not the only one who didn't read the article all the way through before posting. It's Germany.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 29, 2011 12:38PM

McRib sucks. I don't understand the hype.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 30, 2011 12:45AM

I had 2 yesterday. Delicious

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: MelissaKayyy ()
Date: October 30, 2011 01:07AM

I had one today but i didnt like it. It tastes weird and Im still burping this up :(. MCRIB IS GROSSSSSSSSSS-Ive decided.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Porkys butthole jr ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:49AM

"Pork is popular in Asia"

Mcrib ain't no pork its soylent green

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: McHungry ()
Date: January 24, 2012 03:42PM

So, the mcrib spotter website is saying they are currently available in Chantilly.

Before I drive all the way out there, can someone confirm or deny if the Mcrib is at the McDs on Brookfield Corporate Drive.

Thank you.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle ()
Date: January 24, 2012 04:07PM

McHungry Wrote:
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> So, the mcrib spotter website is saying they are
> currently available in Chantilly.
>
> Before I drive all the way out there, can someone
> confirm or deny if the Mcrib is at the McDs on
> Brookfield Corporate Drive.
>
> Thank you.

They are all out. I ate them all.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: BrandonGMU ()
Date: January 24, 2012 04:15PM

If you speak broken English or Mexican you could call them and ask.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: charity ()
Date: October 02, 2021 10:14AM

Once I gave two mcribs to a homeless person.

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Short ()
Date: October 02, 2021 11:04AM

d

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Re: McRib is back
Posted by: Grimace ()
Date: October 02, 2021 05:22PM

In college, during a late night drunken binge, I once ate 4 McRib sandwiches and a extra large order of fries. I couldn't do that shit now lol.

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