Have you ever thought about it?

(if yes)..why?

Have you ever attempted?

(if yes)..why didn't you succeed?

What was/would be your method?

& why...

Are you scared you'll go to "Hell" ?

DEATH Wrote:
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> Have you ever thought about it?

yes

>
> (if yes)..why?

none of your beeswax

>
> Have you ever attempted?

kind of, not really

>
> (if yes)..why didn't you succeed?

half-assed it.

>
> What was/would be your method?

pills; if I really wanted to do it, though, shotgun blast to the brainstem. Though, that might require an assistant.

>
> & why...

looking for least painful method. That song is a lie. Suicide is not painless, and it does not bring on many changes.

>
> Are you scared you'll go to "Hell" ?

fuck Hell. Both Jesus and Satan can suck mi dick.

mi nigga.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > Have you ever thought about it?
> yes

> > (if yes)..why?
> none of your beeswax

I'm going out on a limb here and assuming you were depressed.

> > Have you ever attempted?
> kind of, not really

At the time, were you hoping to die?

> > (if yes)..why didn't you succeed?
> half-assed it.

Did you know you were half-assing it?

> > & why...
> looking for least painful method. That song is a
> lie. Suicide is not painless, and it does not
> bring on many changes.

Actually, it does bring on changes. You are dead and those who love you are half dead. (almost worse)

> > Are you scared you'll go to "Hell" ?
> fuck Hell. Both Jesus and Satan can suck mi dick.

You don't have to worry about that happening since when you're dead, your dick falls off.


Mr. Misery,

Please don't kill yourself. I would miss you.

I shot up a shitload of cocaine...had an embolism and paralyzed half my body.

Everyone who's depressed or has a bad run of luck has thought about suicide at some point. It is a viable solution to one's problems, although I prefer to overcome instead of give up. I wouldn't recommend suicide as a solution.

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Unless you're terminally ill and in a ton of pain suicide is dumb.

'Mephisto' wrote :
> "shotgun blast to the brainstem. Though, that might require an assistant."

I'M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.

> "Both Jesus and Satan can suck mi dick.
> mi nigga."

GAY JESUS DIED FOR YOUR GAY SINS!

REJOICE IN YOUR FOUL WAYS AND OFFER YOUR FIRST MORNING
ASS-BLOOD AS A SACRIFICE TO THE HAPPEN CHANCE ACCIDENT THAT
BEGOT AN UN-HOLY SON TO INDEMNIFY YOUR PERVERTED LIFESTYLE.
.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

'regret' wrote :
> "I shot up a shitload of cocaine...had an embolism and paralyzed half my body."

NO WONDER WHY YOU WANT TO END IT ALL.
AND LET ME GUESS, YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE LAYING ON
THE EDGE OF A PADDED BOARD HOLDING A PENCIL IN
YOUR TEETH PECKING AWAY UNDER ASSUMED ANON-USER
NAMES POSTING YOUR HALF-BRAINED NONSENSE EVERY
FREE WAKING HOUR YOU HAVE.
.

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

Has anyone seen Mr. Misery today?

I'm a bit of a worrier.

I've had two neighbors commit suicide, both with a shot to the head. It was shocking not to mention a great loss to us all.

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> 'Mephisto' wrote :
> > "shotgun blast to the brainstem. Though, that
> might require an assistant."
>
> I'M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
>



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Alias Wrote:

>
> I've had two neighbors commit suicide, both with a
> shot to the head. It was shocking not to mention
> a great loss to us all.




It's because they were neighbors with you!

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:

> > I've had two neighbors commit suicide, both with
> a
> > shot to the head. It was shocking not to
> mention
> > a great loss to us all.

> It's because they were neighbors with you!


eesh, one guy's house is on the market. Wanna to be my neighbor?

We could jog together, go bird watching together, rake leaves together.
At the moment, I’m getting ready to serve a delectable crap dip and I just whipped up these rum drinks I like. If you were my neighbor, I could yell over... HEY, EESH, WANT A RUM DRINK?

Speaking of jogging... the funny thing is, well it's not really funny, but one of the guys who offed himself was a big runner. We would often pass each other and I always gave him a smile and a neighborly wave.

See, I’m not a scary neighbor, eesh.

Alias Wrote:
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> See, I’m not a scary neighbor, eesh.

Except for the shallow graves in the back yard.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > See, I’m not a scary neighbor, eesh.
>
> Except for the shallow graves in the back yard.

Yes, well, unfortunately I lose a few after they sample my crap dip.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Troll@AOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'Mephisto' wrote :
> > > "shotgun blast to the brainstem. Though, that
> > might require an assistant."
> >
> > I'M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
> >
>
>


/pic of beavis aka chuckles the threatened clown



funny

cowards way out.

guilt free Wrote:
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> cowards way out.


anonymous eesh post

guilt free Wrote:
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> cowards way out.

no, the coward's way out is to live a long, miserable, pointless life simply because SO-CI-ETY says it's "wrong" to kill ya'self. I do believe some people (and the people around them) are better off dead. Why not? How many completely useless, waste of space, shit-kicking, low-life nothings have you encountered in your life? A lot, I bet. Are you telling me the world is really better off with these people in it? The problem is, it's not the people who SHOULD be committing suicide who kill themselves. No, the people who actually should be committing suicide but don't are usually the ones who have a wildly inflated sense of self-worth.

anyway, humans are the only species to willingly remove themselves from the gene pool. Way too many people live their lives completely unexamined. It may not be the wisest choice in all cases, but suicide at the very least is the mark of a life that has been examined, and determined to be 'not worth it'.

If I were to overly examine my life, I'm sure I would determine it not worthy of living.

My dramatic suicide note would look something like this:

(I know it's long, but I'm dying)

Then, when they're all crying... (I hope they're all crying)... I want them to hear this.

And, after all the sad stuff is over with, I want them to party away, since that's the kind of dead person I would be.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> anyway, humans are the only species to willingly
> remove themselves from the gene pool. Way too many
> people live their lives completely unexamined. It
> may not be the wisest choice in all cases, but
> suicide at the very least is the mark of a life
> that has been examined, and determined to be 'not
> worth it'.

If you examine your life and determine it's "not worth it," you're not living right.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > anyway, humans are the only species to
> willingly
> > remove themselves from the gene pool. Way too
> many
> > people live their lives completely unexamined.
> It
> > may not be the wisest choice in all cases, but
> > suicide at the very least is the mark of a life
> > that has been examined, and determined to be
> 'not
> > worth it'.
>
> If you examine your life and determine it's "not
> worth it," you're not living right.

bumper sticker.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> bumper sticker.

Shit-box attitude. What's sad is that some people don't grasp how lucky they are when they wake up in the morning, when there are some people who would give anything to wake up one more day.

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DEATH Wrote:
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> Have you ever thought about it?
> yes

> (if yes)..why?
> lost my dad

> Have you ever attempted?
> no

> (if yes)..why didn't you succeed?
>
> What was/would be your method?
> not sure..prolly gun

> & why...
>
> Are you scared you'll go to "Hell" ?

Hellz to the yeah. Last night I saw a dude in a wheelchair pissing in a urinal because some asshole was using the handicapped stall. He had no assistance. He was just leaning forward as far as he could and pointing a tiny little tube into the urinal.

The dude pisses through a tube.

I've never felt more fortunate in my life.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Shit-box attitude. What's sad is that some people
> don't grasp how lucky they are when they wake up
> in the morning, when there are some people who
> would give anything to wake up one more day.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle follows MrMephisto around like a lost puppy, kissing ass every chance he gets. No friends, no wife, just ass kissing online.

how sad Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle follows MrMephisto around like a lost
> puppy, kissing ass every chance he gets. No
> friends, no wife, just ass kissing online.


anonymous eesh post

even sadder Wrote:
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> how sad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle follows MrMephisto around like a
> lost
> > puppy, kissing ass every chance he gets. No
> > friends, no wife, just ass kissing online.
>
>
> anonymous eesh post


+1

Jane2 Wrote:
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> even sadder Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how sad Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Harry Tuttle follows MrMephisto around like a
> > lost
> > > puppy, kissing ass every chance he gets. No
> > > friends, no wife, just ass kissing online.
> >
> >
> > anonymous eesh post
>
>
> +1


thanks eesh

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bumper sticker.
>
> baby on board, support the troops, my kid is on the honor roll, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, blah, blah, blah

you know, meph-man, I once cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.......
Attachments:

Meade is on suicide watch.

I really want to be in a movie or something really bad, but nobody wants me. Nobody wants me to sing at their venues either. Every time I try to get a booking, the management never gets back to me, until its "Oh, Sorry, we've already booked someone at this time". But I called Y'all several weeks ago. I sent emails and everything. I don't get it. Its not that I lack talent. It couldn't possibly be that (okay, don't say it!). But even so, there are people who are much less talented than I am, and they are on TV. They get gigs. They get paid for things. I hardly ever get paid for anything. I don't get the respect that a bum would get on the street. I realize art is full of rejection, but this is another thing. To be totally ignored and not even acknowledged is simply impolite and unprofessional!

I deserve better. Life Time movies won't even cast me as an Extra. An Extra. You know, a person without any lines who just stands in the background and waits around all day on the set. Oh why is the Lord testing me so? I don't want to be famous. I just want to be picked for something. I want to play at venues and get paid for it. I want to sing and make a living at it. I don't want world wide fame. I don't want the praise and adulation of strangers (okay, well maybe just a little..) But I deserve something. Nobody will cast me in anything. Most people don't pay me for my singing. Most people just don't want me at all. I'm like one of those characters from that Christmas movie The Land of Misfit Toys.

Meade's NEXT cover song...





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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgyiHrjN5w

Nice.

some people have been through so much shit in life that its impossible for many to comprehend. Some were told 'your a bastard like your father' and 'your stupid like your mother' from toddler age. They never learned how to cope. But some of those keep pushing on because that's the only option.