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Expiration dates
Posted by: Joel ()
Date: September 26, 2010 10:54AM

When something has an expiration date,for example: December 13 2010
Does that mean it will last that long even once its opened?
Also, what's the difference between something that says "sell by" as opposed to something that says "Use by"? Will it last longer if it says "Sell by"?

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Re: Expiration dates
Posted by: XXX ()
Date: September 26, 2010 11:26AM

It means uses the senses you have to figure it out. If it looks like shit, smells like shit, or taste like shit.. It must be shit.

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Re: Expiration dates
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 26, 2010 12:46PM

It all depends on the food. Use the google.

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Re: Expiration dates
Posted by: fourleaf ()
Date: September 26, 2010 12:48PM

Here in Fairfax County, the dates mean nothing. Sniff it, or let your boyfriend try it first to see if it makes him sick.

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Re: Expiration dates
Posted by: Joel ()
Date: September 26, 2010 01:37PM

My "boyfriend" is your mother, and she must be expired because she stinks like skunk shit.

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Re: Expiration dates
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 26, 2010 03:14PM

The expiration date is a "recommendation" or simply to insure its maximum freshness, use by that date. Most canned goods are only good for 2 to 3 years. After that they start to break down and lose their flavor, texture and quality.

And if it smells of skunk shit like someone's mother that you've been banging, throw it out...lol

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