I was watching the weather channel and has anybody heard of this gigantic storm Igor that from outer space last week took up a satellite or two? Well, it’s flying through Bermuda and, OMG, I love Bermuda, but according to the weather channel, it has ripped up a piece of deck at one hotel and power is out across the island.

I’m worried because there are more of these killer storms out there.

I hope they name the S storm Sally. I’d like it to start blowing through the Caribbean as a weak category 1, giving the weather channel a false sense of security. Then, it should slowly meander up the east coast, changing direction every few hours so when they show the tracking line, it’s going left then right, then in circles and so on. LOL. Then, it should suddenly become a category 5 and scare everybody when it sets its sights on Virginia, with a direct path into DC.

Wouldn’t that be funny?

No Tuttles, it would not be funny.

eesh Wrote:
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> No Tuttles, it would not be funny.

Then you have no sense of humor.

Don’t you get it?

Everybody thinks it’s a wimpy storm so they don’t buy bread and beer. Then, the weather channel is wrong! Sally turns into a monster and everyone is screaming and running for shelter!!!

(My name is SALLY, by the way. You really are out to lunch aren't you)

Why did eesh call you "Tuttles"? How did he know I proposed to you?

This is uncool, Sally... You need to keep our private life private..

Signatures are for fags

Sally Wrote:
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> I’d like it to start blowing through the Caribbean

You're right, that would be just like you.

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why did eesh call you "Tuttles"? How did he know I
> proposed to you?
>
> This is uncool, Sally... You need to keep our
> private life private..

Harry, I'm a yodeler, not a blabbermouth.

But, OMG, Harry... what exactly have YOU been blabbering to Mr.Mephisto?

Sally Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Why did eesh call you "Tuttles"? How did he know
> I
> > proposed to you?
> >
> > This is uncool, Sally... You need to keep our
> > private life private..
>
> Harry, I'm a yodeler, not a blabbermouth.
>
> But, OMG, Harry... what exactly have YOU been
> blabbering to Mr.Mephisto?

He didn't tell me anything.

...

"Hoover"...

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Harry, what is Mr.Mephisto talking about?

Hoover? Hoover who?

Is he insinuating that I do cocaine like a vacuum cleaner? Which I don't, anymore, anyway. Not that I ever was a vacuum cleaner, more like a dust buster, if you know what i mean.

Or, he is saying that I'm just a lot of hot air? Which I'm not, right, Harry?

Is it a crime to wanna be a hurricane that causes havoc and confusion for millions of people whose homes get blown to smithereens not to mention both houses of congress floating away in the potomac.... heads bobbing up and down, arms flailing in the air... OMG, that is one funny sight to me. Why isn't anybody laughing?

Sally Wrote:
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> Is it a crime to wanna be a hurricane that causes
> havoc and confusion for millions of people whose
> homes get blown to smithereens not to mention both
> houses of congress floating away in the
> potomac.... heads bobbing up and down, arms
> flailing in the air... OMG, that is one funny
> sight to me. Why isn't anybody laughing?


lol, i'm laughing because you want to be a hurricane. If you want to reak havoc I say go for it. Blow all you want; I keep lots of beer and bread on hand for crazy women like yourself. :)

Sally...have you thought about doing movies?


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Sally Wrote:
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> Harry, what is Mr.Mephisto talking about?
>
> Hoover? Hoover who?
>
> Is he insinuating that I do cocaine like a vacuum
> cleaner? Which I don't, anymore, anyway. Not that
> I ever was a vacuum cleaner, more like a dust
> buster, if you know what i mean.

No, it's just that the only time your useful is when you're sucking something.

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Yeah, I've always wanted to experience a CAT 5 storm, NOT (Imagine a 500 mile wide F3/F4 tornado that lasts for six hours or so. Goodbye FFX. Co.).

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Sally Wrote:
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> Harry, what is Mr.Mephisto talking about?

I think he's referring to your voracious appetite. You slurp down Penne pasta like you were a vacuum cleaner. I would say you're more like an 8 lb. Oreck, though... (If you know what I mean).

> Or, he is saying that I'm just a lot of hot air?
> Which I'm not, right, Harry?

No way! MrMephisto would never talk that way to a lady... (BTB, You are definitely NOT full of hot air..)

> OMG, that is one funny
> sight to me. Why isn't anybody laughing?

I'm laughing, Sally... You have such an active imagination... LOL...

I'm so glad I have you in my life... Thanks for being responsible for my first sex on the beach, baby...

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
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> > Harry, what is Mr.Mephisto talking about?
>
> I think he's referring to your voracious appetite.
> You slurp down Penne pasta like you were a vacuum
> cleaner.

Aren't you a nice boyfriend trying to deflect attention away from that "Sally is a big ass Hoover" comment from that Mr. Mephisto. He probably thinks J. Edgar Hoover was a cross dressing crack head.

I would say you're more like an 8 lb.
> Oreck, though... (If you know what I mean).

OMG, Harry, it's like you can see right through me.
>
> > Or, he is saying that I'm just a lot of hot
> air?
> > Which I'm not, right, Harry?
>
> No way! MrMephisto would never talk that way to a
> lady...

But I think he did Harry and then he said worse things, things spoken by men who smoke cigarettes in bars. (and that's illegal)

> (BTB, You are definitely NOT full of hot
> air..)

LOL. I didn't think so, I mean by now someone would have told me and no one ever has except for this Mr. Mephisto and a few other fellas who have since taken back their undereducated comments.

> > OMG, that is one funny
> > sight to me. Why isn't anybody laughing?
>
> I'm laughing, Sally... You have such an active
> imagination... LOL...

I think a lot when I'm yodeling, Harry.

> I'm so glad I have you in my life... Thanks for
> being responsible for my first sex on the beach,
> baby...

And your second and third, if I recall. OMG, you were walking funny, Harry. LOL


I have to add...ROTFLMBO when you fell off the boardwalk and ruined the annual international sand castle contest.



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itchy Wrote:
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> lol, i'm laughing because you want to be a
> hurricane. If you want to reak havoc I say go for
> it. Blow all you want; I keep lots of beer and
> bread on hand for crazy women like yourself. :)

I'll blow that beer and you with it, right through your roof if you don't have some bourbon hidden somewhere.


MrMephisto Wrote:
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> No, it's just that the only time your useful is
> when you're sucking something.

Well, where I come from we call that saying one thing and meaning something else.

For example, I don’t think Mr. Mephisto is talking about sucking on a Werther’s Original Hard Candy. Oh I really like those candies but they’re not very hard. It’s blatant and deliberate FALSE ADVERTISING. Mr. Mephisto should be arrested.

Sally, I want to impregnate you with the chosen one. Do you think you are worthy of this honor?

eesh Wrote:
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> Sally...have you thought about doing movies?
>

I like your idea but do I see other women in my horror house?

I work alone, eesh.


ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Yeah, I've always wanted to experience a CAT 5
> storm, NOT

LOL. If Sally ever becomes a reality, you will. Here is how I imagine myself.
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> > Sally...have you thought about doing movies?
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>
> I like your idea but do I see other women in my
> horror house?
>
> I work alone, eesh.




No, a proper horror movie has lesbian scenes.

Fairfax Serial Killer Wrote:
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> Sally, I want to impregnate you with the chosen
> one. Do you think you are worthy of this honor?


OMG a serial killer posing as a poster here at FFXU.

How many dead bodies are out there, Serial Killer?

And those humpback crickets in your basement don’t count.

Sally Wrote:
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>
> LOL. If Sally ever becomes a reality, you will.
> Here is how I imagine myself.


i either see two people kissing or a ninja turtle.

Wrong blisters!

It's a woman being strangled by a man,
standing on the edge of a Witch's chin.



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