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The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:07PM

Ok guys, I know it is august but we should start thinking about who will be nominated and elected to be the FXU Sweetheart of the Year. It should be a lady who who represents all of the good things that is FXU.

Obviously the first two nomiunations are
1) Alias and her fungus ravaged appendage
2) Jessica Testin, 23, and Rachel Beloff, 26, the two ladies who were a little short on the rent and offered to help the loandlord out with a few things in exchange.


Voting Begins in November. Until then, feel free to nominate the lady in fairfax that best represents our values!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: GMUHokie ()
Date: August 31, 2010 09:58PM

i'd like to nominate my best gal linda farbry.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:53PM

I nominate ferfux. She's really pretty.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:11PM

Shut up Misery.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Qwest ()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:22PM

Wouldn't FFU bitch of the year be more appropriate.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:29PM

Qwest Wrote:
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> Wouldn't FFU bitch of the year be more
> appropriate.




Alias would win top prize easily.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: just sayin' ()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:53PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Ok guys, I know it is august but we should start
> thinking about who will be nominated and elected
> to be the FXU Sweetheart of the Year. It should be
> a lady who who represents all of the good things
> that is FXU.
>
> Obviously the first two nomiunations are
> 1) Alias and her fungus ravaged appendage
> 2) Jessica Testin, 23, and Rachel Beloff, 26, the
> two ladies who were a little short on the rent and
> offered to help the loandlord out with a few
> things in exchange.
>
>
> Voting Begins in November. Until then, feel free
> to nominate the lady in fairfax that best
> represents our values!


Who the hell are Jessica Testin and Rachel Beloff??!!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: FFU bitch #1 ()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:54PM

Qwest Wrote:
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> Wouldn't FFU bitch of the year be more
> appropriate.


Yes, I totally agree.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:13AM

You silly-geese, there are no real girls here on FFxU.

Everyone knows we are all male employees that work @ the
same underground sausage factory.



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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: You silly goose ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:25AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> You silly-geese, there are no real girls here on
> FFxU.
>
> Everyone knows we are all male employees that work
> @ the
> same underground sausage factory.
>
>
>
> .

No you silly goose. Who do you think tests the sausages to make sure they
"stand up" to the standards?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: September 01, 2010 01:34AM

I nominate GMU Hokie because holy shit, I just found out this year that they're a she.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 01, 2010 01:43AM

Clobbersaurus Wrote:
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> I nominate GMU Hokie because holy shit, I just
> found out this year that they're a she.



I have a feeling GMU Hokie looks like something off the L Word.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 01, 2010 02:56AM

well, since I've actually seen the lovely ferfux, I'd have to stick with her. !Muy bonita!

GMU Hokie sounds hot, too.

and special mention to hoocoodanode. She's very aloof, very classy.

and of course, Melissa is back.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 01, 2010 03:42AM

Qwest Wrote:
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> Wouldn't FFU bitch of the year be more
> appropriate.


Tomato, "Tomahto"

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 01, 2010 06:25AM

just sayin' Wrote:
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>
>
> Who the hell are Jessica Testin and Rachel
> Beloff??!!


http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/08/18/Two-charged-with-sex-for-rent-extortion/UPI-72321282182590/

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: caca ()
Date: September 01, 2010 09:27AM

what about esh trying to cut Robonscanner balls because one is falling of.
she is even pis because he'll post stuff from the scanner.
I think she a hot cougar!!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Nominee ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:02AM

How could you forget oaktonmom?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:30PM

Is Spacy a woman? (Stacey)


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 01, 2010 01:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Qwest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wouldn't FFU bitch of the year be more
> > appropriate.
>
>
> Alias would win top prize easily.


When I first read this, I thought eesh was saying I'd win the sweetheart award. Smiling and blushing ever so slightly, I thought to myself... wasn't that nice of eesh.

Then I woke up and said... WAIT... eesh said something nice about me? What's wrong? He must be ill... and I started to worry. (I'm a worrier)

Then I realized he was actually calling me a bitch and I breathed a sigh of relief.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 01, 2010 01:43PM

Your welcome?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Seconded ()
Date: September 01, 2010 04:01PM

Go Alias!!!!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 01, 2010 05:22PM

Nominee Wrote:
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> How could you forget oaktonmom?


Is she a anti-redistricting chich? If so she has to be one of the finalists.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/01/2010 05:28PM by Radiophile.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: September 01, 2010 05:35PM

I nominate fairfaxdude.

Seriously, he is such a Fairy, he has to qualify for this award.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:40PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Nominee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How could you forget oaktonmom?
>
>
> Is she a anti-redistricting chich? If so she has
> to be one of the finalists.


Oaktonmom is too nice and normal to represent FFXU. To accurately reflect this site, there needs to be something off....an arrest, a death, slightly crazy, etc.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:54PM

Conie.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:22AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> To accurately reflect this site, there
> needs to be something off....an arrest, a death,
> slightly crazy, etc.


What about me?

Some people think, erroneously, I might add, that I’m a little “touched†if you know what I mean.

This fella I was dating... before Harry... went crazy after one of my little jokes. While he was sleeping... I put on a scary mask and dressed all in black. I got my machete and held it up over his head. Then I nudged him a bit so he’d wake up. He totally freaked out, even though I yelled, “April Fools.†He didn’t laugh at all, but instead called the police.

I couldn’t believe it! I was actually forced to see a shrink and there was a restraining order and for a couple of weeks I had to wear this ridiculous tracking device on my ankle!

People would point at me and say things like, “There she is, the machete lady,†and other nasty comments so I packed my bags and migrated here to Northern Virginia.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 02, 2010 05:32AM

Sally Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > To accurately reflect this site, there
> > needs to be something off....an arrest, a
> death,
> > slightly crazy, etc.
>
>
> What about me?
>

I would be happyh to nominate you - but do you have a link to a news story, or your arrest record? A picture of you would also be helpfull.

Attacking your boyfriend with a sword would ceretainly qualify you for Sweetheart of the Year.
> Some people think, erroneously, I might add, that
> I’m a little “touched†if you know what I
> mean.
>
> This fella I was dating... before Harry... went
> crazy after one of my little jokes. While he was
> sleeping... I put on a scary mask and dressed all
> in black. I got my machete and held it up over
> his head. Then I nudged him a bit so he’d wake
> up. He totally freaked out, even though I yelled,
> “April Fools.†He didn’t laugh at all, but
> instead called the police.
>
> I couldn’t believe it! I was actually forced to
> see a shrink and there was a restraining order and
> for a couple of weeks I had to wear this
> ridiculous tracking device on my ankle!
>
> People would point at me and say things like,
> “There she is, the machete lady,†and other
> nasty comments so I packed my bags and migrated
> here to Northern Virginia.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2010 06:25AM

I nominate Sally... I know for a fact what a sweetheart she is!

I don't care about her past... Those men were just lying about her because she wouldn't give them the time of day.

http://whitewatchers.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/white-woman-drugs-abd-rapes-man/

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Date: September 02, 2010 07:04AM

There are only three real choices, in my opinion. Alias, Genevieve and the real Spunky (if she isn't dead). I guess you could include Trickie in the honorary category.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: September 02, 2010 07:26AM

Meade's sister?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 02, 2010 07:16PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> There are only three real choices, in my opinion.
> Alias, Genevieve and the real Spunky (if she isn't
> dead). I guess you could include Trickie in the
> honorary category.


Has anyone actually met Alias or Spunky? If not, you have to take their word that they are female. Since plenty of people have met me, there is no question. So perhaps I win by default!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 07:18PM

I nominate myself, Bonie. I am good looking female with big ta ta's. I have long legs and short body. I can read and write. I am from Russia and currently learning how to speak english.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:23PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There are only three real choices, in my
> opinion.
> > Alias, Genevieve and the real Spunky (if she
> isn't
> > dead). I guess you could include Trickie in the
> > honorary category.
>
>
> Has anyone actually met Alias or Spunky? If not,
> you have to take their word that they are female.
> Since plenty of people have met me, there is no
> question. So perhaps I win by default!




No doubt Alias is a female.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:29PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> I nominate myself, Bonie. I am good looking
> female with big ta ta's. I have long legs and
> short body. I can read and write. I am from
> Russia and currently learning how to speak
> english.


Pics or GTFO

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:31PM


edit: The top photo is in the limo on the way to see Blue Man Group in Vegas. The bottom photo is in Margaritaville in Vegas.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/02/2010 08:33PM by Bonie.


Attachments:
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phpsNm2wU

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:33PM

I was going for Ferfux, but I think eesh is tapping that and I don't like eesh.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:51PM

Bonie - dobry dyen, dobra pozalovat vi USA!

I have no clue who is who on these boards anymore. I thought that one guy with a baby and cute wife was legit. Thought some other girl looked like Alizee but I heard they're all fakes so who knows.

I think if you're a female and want to be nominated you need to take a photo of yourself saying "nominate me FFXU" and wear something sexy.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:54PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Bonie - dobry dyen, dobra pozalovat vi USA!
>


Good day to you, and thank you for welcoming me.


edit: btw it's "dobro pozhalovat" but I knew what you meant.



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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 08:58PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> > edit: The top photo is in the limo on the way to
> see Blue Man Group in Vegas. The bottom photo is
> in Margaritaville in Vegas.


Bonie, If I had a roommate and you told me you were coming over. I would kill him and throw him in the garbage can to be alone with you.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:01PM

horoshaya popka?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:05PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> horoshaya popka?


ste tako fine nastavite Äas nazaj

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:09PM

Bonie, I would write bad checks for a woman like you.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:10PM

Yob tvoyu mat



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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:12PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> Yob tvoyu mat


kau begitu baik anda menetapkan semula masa

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:15PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I nominate Sally... I know for a fact what a
> sweetheart she is!
>
> I don't care about her past... Those men were just
> lying about her because she wouldn't give them the
> time of day.
>
> http://whitewatchers.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/whit
> e-woman-drugs-abd-rapes-man/


You hit the nail right on the donkey there, Harry. That story was so BLOWN out of proportion that most of the facts are just dead wrong. People are always doing that to me. Just look at Radiophile’s post. I didn’t attack my boyfriend with a sword. I only pretended to… it was a joke !!!

People just don’t know how to laugh, anymore.

I’m glad you’re not like that, Harry!

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:16PM

Ostav'te menja v pokoe Kozel

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:17PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Bonie, I would write bad checks for a woman like
> you.


That funny, LOL

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:19PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> Ostav'te menja v pokoe Kozel


jste tak v pohodÄ› můžete nastavit zpátky Äas

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:20PM

Bonie lets try hebrew next

http://translate.google.com

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:23PM

Svato, kliknete na nazev fora na zacatku jakekoliv stranky fora

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:24PM

chto yebatʹ ty imyeeshʹ v vidu?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:27PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> chto yebatʹ ty imyeeshʹ v vidu?


I think your translator missed it, call this "esperanto"

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:29PM

I don't use a translator. I said what I meant. I do believe in your translation of it, you used the Czech version.

edit: let me clarify вхат тхе фуцк аре ые талкинг абот



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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:31PM

I've had my pictures posted on this site before... I think I'd prefer to withdraw from the competition. Although perhaps I get an exception due to the number of peole that know me or saw previous pics.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:45PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> I don't use a translator. I said what I meant. I
> do believe in your translation of it, you used the
> Czech version.
>
> edit: let me clarify вхат тхе фуцк
> аре ые талкинг абот

Your english is terrible - vhat the futsk Mare s Talking Abot

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:51PM

What an adorable MTF you are, Bonie...

Bonie Wrote:
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> > edit: The top photo is in the limo on the way to
> see Blue Man Group in Vegas. The bottom photo is
> in Margaritaville in Vegas.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:53PM

Harry Tuttle = Bonie = dika-dika = Extreme forum troll.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle = Bonie = dika-dika = Extreme forum
> troll.


Oh Great moderator on duty

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2010 09:57PM

eesh = King of the Net Sleuths...

Ok... You're right... I am all of those people...

I confess...

You win... Do you feel satisfied?

Now that my identities are revealed, I am slowly starting to dematerialize... It should only be a matter of hours before I vanish completely, and permanently...

And it's all because you solved the riddle, eesh... You could see right through my thin disguises...

Curse you... eesh...

You... are... the... Chosen One...

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle = Bonie = dika-dika = Extreme forum
> troll.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:00PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Curse you... eesh...
>
> You... are... the... Chosen One...
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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:03PM

That dude... is... fit....

I... didn't know... Meade.... Skelton... went... by the name.... Kelly... Wallace....

eesh Wrote:
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> [Kelly Wallace]

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:05PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That dude... is... fit....
>
> I... didn't know... Meade.... Skelton... went...
> by the name.... Kelly... Wallace....
>


I didn't know Meade Skelton was black.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:08PM

I tried posting a pic that resembled you, but Google doesn't return any results for "fat black male that's going to NOVA to be a licensed practical nurse."


Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That dude... is... fit....
>
> I... didn't know... Meade.... Skelton... went...
> by the name.... Kelly... Wallace....




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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:18PM

Don't bad-mouth Google... Of course Google returned results for that query...

http://www.google.com/search?q=fat%20black%20male%20that%27s%20going%20to%20NOVA%20to%20be%20a%20licensed%20practical%20nurse

If you had safe search off, you could find this picture that looks like me in 25 years...
file.php?40,file=22780,filename=FrankAsh

eesh Wrote:
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> I tried posting a pic that resembled you, but
> Google doesn't return any results for "fat black
> male that's going to NOVA to be a licensed
> practical nurse."

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 02, 2010 11:57PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bonie - dobry dyen, dobra pozalovat vi USA!
> >
>
>
> Good day to you, and thank you for welcoming me.
>
>
>
> edit: btw it's "dobro pozhalovat" but I knew what
> you meant.


Bonie -

In order to be nominated, you have to tell us why you are a sweetheart.
For instance - did/do you
a) have a fungus ravaged appendage
b) offer to have sex with your landlord to pay rent then extort money from him?
C) Attack your boyfriend with a sword
D) stalk a radio DJ and then see him wherever you go?

We are looking for a special girl to be the FFU Sweetheart.

Gen feel free to chime in with your qualifications

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 03, 2010 12:00AM

play misty for me

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 12:03AM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> I think if you're a female and want to be
> nominated you need to take a photo of yourself
> saying "nominate me FFXU" and wear something sexy.
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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:16AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> play misty for me


Misty?

We have that right on the play rack.

Thanks for calling.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:19AM

Alias, do you still want to see a pic of my back and bun like you demanded from me in PM?

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:35AM

Yes.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 03, 2010 07:36AM

Bonie Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I think if you're a female and want to be
> > nominated you need to take a photo of yourself
> > saying "nominate me FFXU" and wear something
> sexy.

Nice try but you have to write out a sign, hold it, and take a pic of you holding it. Anyone can post a fake pic and stick text on it later.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 03, 2010 09:52AM

Beware, ATTENTION WHORE.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 12:26PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Nice try but you have to write out a sign, hold
> it, and take a pic of you holding it. Anyone can
> post a fake pic and stick text on it later.


That was my ex-girlfriend. She was such a bitch. LMAO She stole like $20k from me.

edit: She loved that watch in the first pic above (in the limo) but I got it back. I told her that I was getting the band fixed because she fucked it all up. $5000 gucci. what a waste.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 12:28PM by Bonie.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 12:57PM

I got that sheit back.

<img src=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=22797,filename=DSC01501%2Ejpg%26gt%3B

<img src=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=22798,filename=DSC01502%2Ejpg%26gt%3B

<img src=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=22799,filename=DSC01503%2Ejpg%26gt%3B

When we got them, we decided to get matching watches. I'm holding $10,000 in my hand.

sheit what the fuck happened?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 04:47PM by Bonie.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:21PM

Yeah whatever I picked up shit looking just like that from DC street vendors, ten bucks apiece. I can wrap my watch around a towel too, bfd.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:23PM

Bonie/Eli/She Devil,


You have very odd handwriting.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Bonie/Eli/She Devil,
>
>
> You have very odd handwriting.


Yea I know. And I am not She Devil


justsayin Wrote:
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> Yeah whatever I picked up shit looking just
> like that from DC street vendors, ten > bucks apiece.
> I can wrap my watch around a towel too, bfd.

The taxes on the shit was like $700.


file.php?0,file=22802,filename=black+car

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: I have a nice $20 casio watch ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:51PM

This is a no win for you because paying 10K for those watches proves you are totally retarded.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: this is me ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:59PM

Do I Win
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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:59PM

No, what was totally retarded was when me and a buddy of mine flew to Belgium, had breakfast and then flew home. That was $4000 well spent. I'm not joking either. We spend our(my) money on stupid shit and then laugh about it later.

edit: i did not edit this



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:00PM by Bonie.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: WTL Fail ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:59PM

No doubt. WTF - one watch is as good as another. Even if I hand the fortune of being super wealthy, I would never squander money on such stupid shit. Enjoy it while you got it Bonie, because I doubt you will be so lucky when it is spent and gone.

BTW - your tatas are not really that big.


I have a nice $20 casio watch Wrote:
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> This is a no win for you because paying 10K for
> those watches proves you are totally retarded.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:04PM by WTL Fail.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2010 01:59PM

I have a nice $20 casio watch Wrote:
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> This is a no win for you because paying 10K for
> those watches proves you are totally retarded.

+1

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:02PM

I'd be more impressed if it was a "Centurion Card", but it's not....

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:03PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I think if you're a female and want to be
> > nominated you need to take a photo of yourself
> > saying "nominate me FFXU" and wear something
> sexy.


This looks like it was taken at a Hampton Inn...

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:06PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> No, what was totally retarded was when me and a
> buddy of mine flew to Belgium, had breakfast and
> then flew home. That was $4000 well spent. I'm
> not joking either. We spend our(my) money on
> stupid shit and then laugh about it later.
>
> edit: i did not edit this


Sounds like a mileage run.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:07PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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>
> This looks like it was taken at a Hampton Inn...


Yea I Know! The Omni hotels really are shit. We never stayed there again.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:10PM

Its pretty much your only choice in Charlottesville unless you get out of town.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:15PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> The taxes on the shit was like $700.

Two girls are in Vegas. They spend lots of money. Where did they get the money? I said the girls were in Vegas. I'm just sayin.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:18PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Bonie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The taxes on the shit was like $700.
>
> Two girls are in Vegas. They spend lots of money.
> Where did they get the money? I said the girls
> were in Vegas. I'm just sayin.

It's daddy's credit card. Big fuckin' deal.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:22PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> It's daddy's credit card. Big fuckin' deal.


That's what she said

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Vega$ ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:29PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Bonie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The taxes on the shit was like $700.
>
> Two girls are in Vegas. They spend lots of money.
> Where did they get the money? I said the girls
> were in Vegas. I'm just sayin.
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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:32PM

Bonie Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > It's daddy's credit card. Big fuckin' deal.
>
>
> That's what she said

Well, we're all very impressed that you can spend the money of a man who probably fantasizes about strangling you on a daily basis.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:36PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Well, we're all very impressed that you can spend
> the money of a man who probably fantasizes about
> strangling you on a daily basis.



I'm not as pissed as I used to be.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:38PM

Bonie Wrote:
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Picture of a chick in a bathroom


Is it just me, or is Bonie quite the butterface? I also think that those watches were made for suckers... the best they can aspire to is tacky.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:39PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Well, we're all very impressed that you can spend
> the money of a man who probably fantasizes about
> strangling you on a daily basis.

Haha awesome

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:48PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Is it just me, or is Bonie quite the butterface?
> I also think that those watches were made for
> suckers... the best they can aspire to is tacky.

I knew a guy that looks just like her.

This thread re-affirms my opinion about how pointless money is. This guy can drop 10k on a watch and 4k for a trip to Belgium for breakfast, but here he is on a message board, desperate for attention, and got dumped by a girl that's a 5, if I'm being generous.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 03, 2010 02:51PM

Bonie got my Vote

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Fetus Christ ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:00PM

What a loser.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Casio fan ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:00PM

You are being generous. Anyone shallow enough to revel in wearing a gucci watch obviously has a warped sense of priority. That alone downgrades her to a -1.


MrMephisto Wrote:


a girl that's a 5, if
> I'm being generous.

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Re: The Fairfax Underground Sweetheart of the Year
Posted by: Hash-eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:01PM

I saw her on another thread. I think she was the chick from Canada who had acid thrown all over her face.

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