...we seriously need to step it up, here. The forum's been pretty dull the past week or so. We need better threads, better topics, better posts. Let's all improve our running game and make this place more entertaining for all.

Agreed.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Agreed.

wow.......wasn't expecting that.

For starters; I propose a 'Best of Gloryholes Locations' thread.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

I thought the "Harry met Sally" thread was great.
But it didn't go anywhere.
It kind of "petered out" (pun intended).

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ...we seriously need to step it up, here.

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I ate fried food today. Or, rather, "Hye gseuess wutah gysia, i aeta feirrd ofodd dotya."

Is that the kind of quality you're looking for?

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Oh that magic feeling...oh where'd it go?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I ate fried food today. Or, rather, "Hye gseuess
> wutah gysia, i aeta feirrd ofodd dotya."
>
> Is that the kind of quality you're looking for?

it IS, in fact.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I ate fried food today. Or, rather, "Hye gseuess
> wutah gysia, i aeta feirrd ofodd dotya."
>
> Is that the kind of quality you're looking for?


Maybe we should have a thread of hourly tweets from FFU users.

10:43pm
Just listened to Meepers Beatle song. Noticed the quality of the recording was quite good for Youtube.

10:45
Read Mephisto's post/tweet about eating fried food.

10:49

i just read numbers post about tweeting. i like the idea so at...

10:50

i plus one'd it

come on, guys---we need to give 110%---24/7, 365. Let's bring our A game. We need teamwork. There is no "I" in Fairfax Underground.

here is a poem.

oh how you rip the sky
your eyes so bright and your arms so long
oh how you yell
scaring my dogs to hell.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> come on, guys---we need to give 110%---24/7, 365.
> Let's bring our A game. We need teamwork. There is
> no "I" in Fairfax Underground.


is that a lowercase "L" or an uppercase 'i'?

I propose that we trade Registered Voter to 2birds,1blog.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I propose that we trade Registered Voter to
> 2birds,1blog.




Despite the fact he did something really douchey by bad mouthing the site on WTOP, I'm starting to think he brings a lot more to this site than you, Mr. Misery.

I htae tiddy brears. tyhe rae noot tdedys liek grils were wich are sexxy, adn they era nnot beras lkei in teh frorrestt.why the fcuck wuld you clal tehm ttthat//// they are stufffffde dollssss nto clohts or amimallsss.



Hot or Not: Terri Huttle, she licks cheesburgers and has a birthmark in the shape of a duck-billed platypus on the inside of her left face.



Oh, and the chuckstone is in the closet faucet. Green apples taste good when the facedown sucker-punch zigged when it should have let the other shoe drop, right guys?

I'm RRRRRRRANDOM! Will some girl please have sex with me?

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MrMephisto = Expensive Jeans

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

1:39 AM- I just had something to drink.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I propose that we trade Registered Voter to
> > 2birds,1blog.
>
>
>
>
> Despite the fact he did something really douchey
> by bad mouthing the site on WTOP, I'm starting to
> think he brings a lot more to this site than you,
> Mr. Misery.

I came out of the closet for you, eesh. I defended you. You've been doing a real heel turn lately....first dissing Harry Tuttle, now me?

Guess what---your yiddish cowboy ass is OUT of Tin Machine! Effective immediately. Alias will be taking your spot. Now go stand in the corner, you bad boy. You are officially no longer an amigo, nor a member of Tin Machine. Good luck, brutha... you're on your own. Maybe Mr. Mephistopheles and you will become best of friends. You deserve each other.
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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I htae tiddy brears. tyhe rae noot tdedys liek
> grils were wich are sexxy, adn they era nnot beras
> lkei in teh frorrestt.why the fcuck wuld you clal
> tehm ttthat//// they are stufffffde dollssss nto
> clohts or amimallsss.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Hot or Not: Terri Huttle, she licks cheesburgers
> and has a birthmark in the shape of a duck-billed
> platypus on the inside of her left face.
>
>
>
> Oh, and the chuckstone is in the closet faucet.
> Green apples taste good when the facedown
> sucker-punch zigged when it should have let the
> other shoe drop, right guys?
>
> I'm RRRRRRRANDOM! Will some girl please have sex
> with me?

fuck you, MrMephistopheles...why don't you go copy and paste more web articles with your butt-boy, eesh. I never liked you, dick.

The subject title lead me to believe this thread was going somewhere else:(
I guess you're right, this place just isn't the same anymore.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I htae tiddy brears. tyhe rae noot tdedys liek
> > grils were wich are sexxy, adn they era nnot
> beras
> > lkei in teh frorrestt.why the fcuck wuld you
> clal
> > tehm ttthat//// they are stufffffde dollssss
> nto
> > clohts or amimallsss.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Hot or Not: Terri Huttle, she licks
> cheesburgers
> > and has a birthmark in the shape of a
> duck-billed
> > platypus on the inside of her left face.
> >
> >
> >
> > Oh, and the chuckstone is in the closet faucet.
>
> > Green apples taste good when the facedown
> > sucker-punch zigged when it should have let the
> > other shoe drop, right guys?
> >
> > I'm RRRRRRRANDOM! Will some girl please have
> sex
> > with me?
>
> fuck you, MrMephistopheles...why don't you go copy
> and paste more web articles with your butt-boy,
> eesh. I never liked you, dick.

I'm contributing quality material to this site, just like you, me, Dupree, Cracklin' Oat Bran, Count Chocula, and Two-Scoops of Raisins.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm contributing quality material to this site,
> just like you, me, Dupree, Cracklin' Oat Bran,
> Count Chocula, and Two-Scoops of Raisins.

Oh, and some guy named Boner. Forgot about Boner.

Anybody got any Barq's Root Beer? Barq's is my favorite because it's sweet like Pepsi, and they serve it at Roy Rogers. That's where I take all of my dates; Roy Rogers, for a Barq's Root Beer.

Melissa, you single, girl? Do you want to go see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies with me? We can skank and swing all night. Will you marry me? You are my Star Search, and I want to be your Ed McMahon so I can give you four stars.



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mephisto,

you are on a roll in this thread. i cant stop laughing.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> mephisto,
>
> you are on a roll in this thread. i cant stop

I'm stepping it up. The forum's been pretty dull the past week or so. I'm providing better threads, better topics, better posts. I'm improving my running game and making this place more entertaining for all.

These things scare me. Why would you do that? Why would you put all of these in your yard? They're like a tiny pink Nazi army. Their dead eyes and pink plastic bodies give me the heebly jeeblies. Isn't that an awesome word, "heebly jeeblies?"



What do you think, guys? Aren't pink flamingos creepy? What do you think about my new word that I'm going to use all the time, heebly jeeblies? Lemme no...

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you do that almost too well, interesting.

Ha! Mr. Misery, how could you dislike Mephisto?

Thanks for stepping it up, Sr. Mephisto... You do some great work...

And wshats with clay roof tiles? Creep Disctrict amoirite?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ha! Mr. Misery, how could you dislike Mephisto?
>
> Thanks for stepping it up, Sr. Mephisto... You do
> some great work...
>
> And wshats with clay roof tiles? Creep Disctrict
> amoirite?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you do that almost too well, interesting.

oh... like you could do it better. fat-ass, white, lazy 20something... like you know anything... you discust me.

OR WOULD YOU PREFER MY REGISTERED VOTER?

AP - Obama is murdering this country and destroying everything we hold dear by coddling terrorists. Why? Because he's a liberal, like that dirty Nancy Pelosi. Bush might not seem like he was a good president, but he was better than tits. Know why? Because he is a Conservative Republican, like that dreamy Sarah Palin.

Fuck Fairfax Underground.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you do that almost too well, interesting.
>
> oh... like you could do it better. fat-ass, white,
> lazy 20something... like you know anything... you
> discust me.
>
> OR WOULD YOU PREFER MY REGISTERED VOTER?
>
> AP - Obama is murdering this country and
> destroying everything we hold dear by coddling
> terrorists. Why? Because he's a liberal, like
> that dirty Nancy Pelosi. Bush might not seem like
> he was a good president, but he was better than
> tits. Know why? Because he is a Conservative
> Republican, like that dreamy Sarah Palin.
>
> Fuck Fairfax Underground.
>

*raise eyebrow*

Step away from the computer Meph...

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Don't be hatin'...









































... on my SWEATY BALLS!

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Or maybe you'd prefer my MrMephisto imitation.

I'm MrMephisto, and I'm better than everyone on here because:

1. I call myself a musician and pretend I'm hot shit.

2. I enjoy dark humor and saying morbid things.

3. I respond to posts in list form, because I'm too dumb to structure coherent thoughts.

4. I'm a smug know-it-all who thinks he's got an answer for everything.

Closing statement in the form of a sarcastic or ironic observation.

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Do me! Do me next!

...Then do eesh!

Signatures are for fags

after tuttles impression, try a bloody blisters

you guys is some cold ass niggers.

I love Barq's, and used to work at Roy Rogers so it must mean that we are DESTINED to be together FOREVER! My many nights at the MrMephisto shrine finally paid off! You and me and the bottle makes three in our Cherry Poppin' wedding bed! You complete me like scabies on a hippie!

Mrs. Melissa Mephisto <3 <3


MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Oh, and some guy named Boner. Forgot about Boner.
>
>
> Anybody got any Barq's Root Beer? Barq's is my
> favorite because it's sweet like Pepsi, and they
> serve it at Roy Rogers. That's where I take all
> of my dates; Roy Rogers, for a Barq's Root Beer.
>
> Melissa, you single, girl? Do you want to go see
> the Cherry Poppin' Daddies with me? We can skank
> and swing all night. Will you marry me? You are
> my Star Search, and I want to be your Ed McMahon
> so I can give you four stars.
>
>

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies? Fuck you, Geico---I'm a Squirrel Nut Zippers man.