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Beer Shits
Posted by: budweiser select ()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:44PM

What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5 every day until i pass out. What is your suggestions?

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:46PM

Miller Lite

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: hell no ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:05PM

The only time i will ever drink miller light is if i am stranded on a deserted island with nothing to drink except miller light

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Starchild ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:08PM

hell no Wrote:
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> The only time i will ever drink miller light is if
> i am stranded on a deserted island with nothing to
> drink except miller light


amen. bud light ftw

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Bud select ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:10PM

Miller light is too thick and golden. it is very wheat-y but not in a good way. I would suggest budweiser or coors light(if u drink heavily and get bad hangovers)

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Blank Reg ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:14PM

Well definitely don't drink Red Stripe. More like Brown Stripe, amirite?

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:16PM

O'Doul's

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:23PM

Bud Light gives you the shits for sure.

Coors Light is really just water. I've never been drunk off Coors Light.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: HUGE BEER DRINKER ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:28PM

if your at my point you just steady sip beer its not about getting drunk cause your steady leaning. i don't mind coors light in the bottles it tastes like nothing but also doesn't dehydrate you like a mutherfucker forreal i would know homie holler at get ur knowledge up

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:33PM

Does anyone know what that dude just said? If so, please translate it into English. Thanks!

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Blank Reg ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:44PM

pootie_tang.jpg

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:53PM

I hate the beer shits, it takes up the whole day sometimes.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: beer drinking ()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:56PM

if you drink 10-20 beers a day you get used to it. you never get rid of the beer shits. but you get used to it thats for damn sure.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:08PM

budweiser select Wrote:
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> What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid
> the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5
> every day until i pass out.


Beer shits are probably the least of your problems. But Bud products are the worst for the shits. For me, Molson seems to be the least problematic in that department.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: this is the captain speaking ()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:26PM

I find any high-gravity malt liquor (aka schlitz high gravity, 211, earthquake which is 12%, 4loko, etc, look in your 7-11 40 ounce beer section) instantly gives you beer shits but it's the best to drink because you're drunk before you get all full. Rather have to deal with 2 24 oz cans than 12 beers to reach the same level of drunkenness.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 20, 2010 08:04PM

Starchild Wrote:
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> hell no Wrote:
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> > The only time i will ever drink miller light is
> if
> > i am stranded on a deserted island with nothing
> to
> > drink except miller light
>
>
> amen. bud light ftw


I usually have Yuengling or Sam Adams, but Bud Light is all they had when I was at a bar in Key West, and it was good.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: August 20, 2010 09:42PM

budweiser select Wrote:
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> What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid
> the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5
> every day until i pass out. What is your
> suggestions?


not german.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2010 10:24PM

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:28AM

Don't wear my earrings and you'll be fine. LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:55AM

BUSCH LIGHT!

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 21, 2010 04:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> -
[PBR]

2nd that

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: whatzit tooya ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:56AM

Ok since 3 people said PBR, i will actually go try some today. Never tried it, don't know why.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: bigunz ()
Date: August 21, 2010 11:55AM

You've probably had PBR if you've ever had a beer at the bowling alley. Guaranteed to make you pee out your ass the next day.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:25PM

Doesn't anybody here drink decent beer?

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: hatebreed_frickin_rules ()
Date: August 22, 2010 02:10AM

Dude Wrote:
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> Doesn't anybody here drink decent beer?


Natural Light. Quality and class.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: August 22, 2010 03:12AM

I been wondering why I've had the shits so much lately

I got of stop hanging out in bars and drinking the .99 cent pabsts like at fast eddies

uh-oh excuse me

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Piggy ()
Date: August 22, 2010 07:11AM

www.moefugger.com

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 22, 2010 11:02AM

My cousin who drinks 24+ cans a day swears by metamucil. He drinks a tall glass of that before bed and swears it helps.

Sad case, really. But thought I would pass on the advice.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Jefferson Davis ()
Date: August 22, 2010 01:57PM

I like to pick-up a case of miller lite....

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Real men drink whisky ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:27PM

Drink what ever you want. Take two of these when you wake up tomorrow and wait to shit another day...

http://www.drug3k.com/img2/imodium_15862_6_(big)_.jpg

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Some dude ()
Date: September 09, 2011 03:17PM

Rolling rock has never given me the shits. St. Pauli girl is in the same boat. Both taste excellent.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 09, 2011 03:20PM

Try German beers like Spatten or Warsteiner.
British beers and ales Boddingtons, or London Pride.
My personal favorite , Belhaven Scottish Ale,
None of these will cause the shits.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: steve weedy ()
Date: November 06, 2011 10:51AM

Smoke weed

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: 12oz curls ()
Date: March 09, 2019 04:38PM

Busch light is the best all around beer for beer alcoholics.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: NPKUV ()
Date: March 09, 2019 09:00PM

I'm relieved to read this, I thought I had something terribly wrong with me. I've had liquid shits so bad, I have seriously considered a diaper.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: Are you ready to rumble ()
Date: March 09, 2019 09:48PM

Watched the documentary on Andre the Giant the other night. They related this story about losing control of his bowels during a match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLRwRXxsAF4

http://www.armpit-wrestling.com/andre-the-giant-poops-on-bad-news-allen/

They talked about Andre drinking four cases of beer, numerous bottles of wine and a bunch of mixed drinks in the course of a normal day. He had a $40,000 bar tab after a stay at a hotel in Amsterdam.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: AllyOfNone ()
Date: March 09, 2019 09:53PM

One can't go wrong with Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA. It's easy to source and high-quality.

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Re: Beer Shits
Posted by: 80 beers a week ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:27AM

AllyOfNone Wrote:
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> One can't go wrong with Sierra Nevada Torpedo
> Extra IPA. It's easy to source and high-quality.


It's good beer but too expensive. I try to go with beer averaging 50 cents a can.

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