What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5 every day until i pass out. What is your suggestions?

Miller Lite

The only time i will ever drink miller light is if i am stranded on a deserted island with nothing to drink except miller light

hell no Wrote:
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> The only time i will ever drink miller light is if
> i am stranded on a deserted island with nothing to
> drink except miller light


amen. bud light ftw

Miller light is too thick and golden. it is very wheat-y but not in a good way. I would suggest budweiser or coors light(if u drink heavily and get bad hangovers)

Well definitely don't drink Red Stripe. More like Brown Stripe, amirite?

O'Doul's

Bud Light gives you the shits for sure.

Coors Light is really just water. I've never been drunk off Coors Light.

if your at my point you just steady sip beer its not about getting drunk cause your steady leaning. i don't mind coors light in the bottles it tastes like nothing but also doesn't dehydrate you like a mutherfucker forreal i would know homie holler at get ur knowledge up

Does anyone know what that dude just said? If so, please translate it into English. Thanks!

I hate the beer shits, it takes up the whole day sometimes.

if you drink 10-20 beers a day you get used to it. you never get rid of the beer shits. but you get used to it thats for damn sure.

budweiser select Wrote:
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> What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid
> the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5
> every day until i pass out.


Beer shits are probably the least of your problems. But Bud products are the worst for the shits. For me, Molson seems to be the least problematic in that department.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

I find any high-gravity malt liquor (aka schlitz high gravity, 211, earthquake which is 12%, 4loko, etc, look in your 7-11 40 ounce beer section) instantly gives you beer shits but it's the best to drink because you're drunk before you get all full. Rather have to deal with 2 24 oz cans than 12 beers to reach the same level of drunkenness.

Starchild Wrote:
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> hell no Wrote:
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> > The only time i will ever drink miller light is
> if
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> amen. bud light ftw


I usually have Yuengling or Sam Adams, but Bud Light is all they had when I was at a bar in Key West, and it was good.

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budweiser select Wrote:
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> What kind of beer should i buy to try and avoid
> the beer shits.. I start drinking beer at around 5
> every day until i pass out. What is your
> suggestions?


not german.

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BUSCH LIGHT!

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[PBR]

2nd that

Ok since 3 people said PBR, i will actually go try some today. Never tried it, don't know why.

You've probably had PBR if you've ever had a beer at the bowling alley. Guaranteed to make you pee out your ass the next day.

Doesn't anybody here drink decent beer?

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> Doesn't anybody here drink decent beer?


Natural Light. Quality and class.

I been wondering why I've had the shits so much lately

I got of stop hanging out in bars and drinking the .99 cent pabsts like at fast eddies

uh-oh excuse me

www.moefugger.com

My cousin who drinks 24+ cans a day swears by metamucil. He drinks a tall glass of that before bed and swears it helps.

Sad case, really. But thought I would pass on the advice.

I like to pick-up a case of miller lite....

Drink what ever you want. Take two of these when you wake up tomorrow and wait to shit another day...

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Rolling rock has never given me the shits. St. Pauli girl is in the same boat. Both taste excellent.

Try German beers like Spatten or Warsteiner.
British beers and ales Boddingtons, or London Pride.
My personal favorite , Belhaven Scottish Ale,
None of these will cause the shits.

Smoke weed

Busch light is the best all around beer for beer alcoholics.

I'm relieved to read this, I thought I had something terribly wrong with me. I've had liquid shits so bad, I have seriously considered a diaper.

Watched the documentary on Andre the Giant the other night. They related this story about losing control of his bowels during a match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLRwRXxsAF4

http://www.armpit-wrestling.com/andre-the-giant-poops-on-bad-news-allen/

They talked about Andre drinking four cases of beer, numerous bottles of wine and a bunch of mixed drinks in the course of a normal day. He had a $40,000 bar tab after a stay at a hotel in Amsterdam.

One can't go wrong with Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA. It's easy to source and high-quality.

AllyOfNone Wrote:
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> One can't go wrong with Sierra Nevada Torpedo
> Extra IPA. It's easy to source and high-quality.


It's good beer but too expensive. I try to go with beer averaging 50 cents a can.