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Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:27PM

can be lampooning anything. I offer the following:

Butthole Star Prophylactica

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Sex Organ Freeman ()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:41PM

Riding Miss Daisy

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:55PM

"Mission Impossible", because that title in itself pretty much describes reality.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 12:12AM

Strifing the Gonads

Packing the Leader

NOVA Sluts: Alias Edition

Wanking the Wahhh



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/14/2010 12:21AM by eesh.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2010 12:41AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Strifing the Gonads

ha... rotflmao LOL... you got that one right. LOL again.

> Packing the Leader

ha... that's a funny play on words.

> NOVA Sluts: Alias Edition

ha

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 14, 2010 12:58AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Strifing the Gonads
>
> Packing the Leader
>
> NOVA Sluts: Alias Edition
>
> Wanking the Wahhh

LOL, I like how you used FFXU.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 01:06AM

Willie Wanker in her Chocolate Factory.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 14, 2010 07:17AM

No list would be complete without:

Reggie and Rush: A Tiny Dick Love Story

and:

Fisticuff Hos: the Inkahootz Home Edition

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 14, 2010 07:31AM

*porn show ideas*


Hot Ovens - Pulled Pork edition (a cooking show spoof)

DMV - XXX

Where's My Flashlight



*movie spoofs*


Cherry Poppins - Sweep My Chimney

Lady Is A Tramp

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 09:27AM

These already exist:


Weapons of Ass Destruction
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Jurassic Pork
Blackman Returns

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: You've Got Male? ()
Date: July 14, 2010 10:23AM

Saving Ryan's Privates?
Sperms of Endearment?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 14, 2010 10:25AM

I'll key off the top few movies out now.

Despicable Pee
Twilight Saga: PinkLips
Pre-Date-Ers
Sex Toy Stories 3
The Last Assgrinder
BlowUps
Night of Play

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: July 14, 2010 10:36AM

Lets Do It Again Episode XIV

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 10:44AM

The Thigh-light Saga
The Last Rear Ender
The Bukakke Kid
Ass of the Titans

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Hinnie ()
Date: July 14, 2010 10:48AM

Field of Reams
Tittie Slickers

I once saw a wonder years porno rip-off called Wonder Rears

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 10:50AM

Indiana Bones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Pole

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 10:52AM

Schindler's Fist

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:03AM

Urban Manhunt

Battle for the Bulge

Tit Offensive

Clifton Cunts

Dumfries Dicks

Tyson's Twinks

Manassas Manhole

Fairfax Fairies

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 11:08AM

Meat the Parents
Meat the Fuckers

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:10AM





Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:17AM

The Star Trek one actually looks appealing. I'm a little surprised at the production quality.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Craven Morehead ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:19AM

Mighty Hermafaditie

Romancing the bone

Yourasslick Park

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 11:20AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> The Star Trek one actually looks appealing. I'm a
> little surprised at the production quality.


There is a company that specializes in this kind of thing. The Batman one is actually really well done.



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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:24AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> There is a company that specializes in this kind
> of thing. The Batman one is actually really well
> done.
>
>

Oh man, that's awesome. I love the old Batman series and they did a great job recreating it.
This might require further investigation.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 11:27AM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
> Oh man, that's awesome. I love the old Batman
> series and they did a great job recreating it.
> This might require further investigation.


You can find free clips from it on sites like XNXX.COM (It is free. I use a Mac and have never had problems with spam or viruses from it, but I would recommend caution if you use a PC).

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:32AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> You can find free clips from it on sites like
> XNXX.COM (It is free. I use a Mac and have never
> had problems with spam or viruses from it, but I
> would recommend caution if you use a PC).


I use mac too, so no worries.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 11:40AM

Anal Impaler

Cream in the Middle

Naked Twister

The Porne Ultimatum

Getting Levi's Johnson

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 14, 2010 03:59PM

What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Asshole?
Cheaper by the Dozen?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: answer.. ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:02PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Asshole?


answer: fairfax dude

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ha ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Fairfax Fairies: starring fairfaxdude and eesh

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 04:10PM

What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 04:13PM

Guess Who's Cumming for Dinner

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 04:14PM

Surecock Bones
Horny with a Chance of Meat and Balls

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:15PM

Bird on a Vibrator.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:18PM

Ace Ventura Breast Detective.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 04:20PM

Pussy and the Josie Cats

Depravatar

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:25PM

She Man and the Masters of the Transexual Universe.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ??????????????????? ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:34PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> She Man and the Masters of the Transexual
> Universe.


starring eesh?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:35PM

??????????????????? Wrote:
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> Troll@AOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She Man and the Masters of the Transexual
> > Universe.
>
>
> starring eesh?
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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:42PM

Charlie Brown and the Eat-Butt Factory.
-a scat film.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:43PM

The Gaytrix.

Starring 'Homo'.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:45PM

Tremors 2: After cocks...

Mrs. Holland's Old Puss

Josie and the Cat Pussies

The Life Aquatic... Starring eesh...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:49PM

Tuttling the Twat

Tuttle's Twinks: Barely Legal Edition

Shaving Hairy Harry

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:56PM

Flight of the Faggot-Eater.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:57PM

Whore Circuit II

-Johnny 5 is alive!

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 14, 2010 05:02PM

A Pack of Clits Now!

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 05:03PM

Ho-niece Academy.

'Slutbitch on Patrol'.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 05:08PM

Harry Tuttles Day Off.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 05:11PM

Fags likes us.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 14, 2010 05:20PM

The Faginator.

&

The Giveheadator.

-both starring Arm-in-hole Schwarzenegger



.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 14, 2010 07:39PM

The HUNGover

Dickstrict 9

Shut-Her Island

Rumpy Old woMEN

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:58PM

haha

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:06PM

Milf Money.

DallAss.

Assfuckalipps Now.

A Fist Full of Dolls.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:11PM

I've Got A Bonie For Conie.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Twin Peaks ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:12PM

Twin Peaks?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Sister, Sister ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:13PM

Sister, Sister?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: A Shot in The Dark? ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:13PM

A Shot In The Dark?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Toy Story? ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:14PM

Toy Story?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Twist The Throttle ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:14PM

Twist The throttle?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: conefiller ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:28PM


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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 17, 2010 03:02PM

HR Puss to Stuff

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 17, 2010 03:41PM

Three Men and a Baby...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: pedo ()
Date: July 17, 2010 04:18PM

Dirty Hairy

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 04:23PM

This picture should form the premise for a good quality porn.







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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: A Few good Men ()
Date: July 17, 2010 05:24PM

A Few Good Men?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Deep Impact ()
Date: July 17, 2010 05:45PM

Deep Impact?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Beyond The Rim ()
Date: July 17, 2010 05:53PM

Beyond The Rim?

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 17, 2010 09:06PM

The Poon/Cock Taints

The Usual Suckfests

Snatch

Three Men and an 18-year old

Look Who's Fucking (1, Too, and Now)

Dirty Old Men

Ferris Blower's Gay-Off

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: Disgusting ()
Date: July 17, 2010 09:23PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Three Men and a Baby...



This post should be reported to the administrator as it is sickening and borderline criminal.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 17, 2010 11:18PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The Poon/Cock Taints
>
> The Usual Suckfests
>

+1

Good work.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 17, 2010 11:18PM

Disgusting Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Three Men and a Baby...
>
>
>
> This post should be reported to the administrator
> as it is sickening and borderline criminal.


The post wasn't funny...until now. Bwhahahaha!

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 17, 2010 11:20PM

Any Gibbon Sunday (contains beastiality).

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: July 17, 2010 11:25PM

A Cockwork Orange
2001 Cumshots: A Face Odyssey
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Cumyannishotsi (music by Philip Glass)

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 11:46PM

Deep South

Lumberjacked

Czech Point

Uncle Jack

When Bears Attack

Jock Itch

The Isle of Man

Men at Large

Total Impact

Ace in the Hole

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: OSA ()
Date: July 18, 2010 12:13AM

Eesh in the Hole

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 18, 2010 12:20AM

foolio Wrote:
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> Eesh in the Hole




Deadbeat Dicks

Bolivian Bitch Boys



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2010 12:20AM by eesh.

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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Posted by: ASO ()
Date: July 18, 2010 12:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> foolio Wrote:
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> -----
> > Eesh in the Hole
>
>
>
> Deadbeat Dicks
>
> Bolivian Bitch Boys
Attachments:
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Re: Your best effort for a porn spoof
Date: August 03, 2010 02:18PM

The Booty Hunter, starring Gerard Buttler and Jennifer Anuston.

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