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New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: December 31, 2020 10:46AM
Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla, chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: December 31, 2020 10:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
I agree. We must think about bowels constantly.
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
I agree. We must think about bowels constantly.
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Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
John R Crap
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Date: December 31, 2020 11:13AM
Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Don't worry about that
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Date: December 31, 2020 11:18AM
John R Crap Wrote:
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> Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
You must be new to FFXU.
Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists and inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies' and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their depravity.
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> Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
You must be new to FFXU.
Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists and inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies' and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their depravity.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Melwood Guy
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Date: December 31, 2020 11:54AM
Don’t eat the poopees,
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
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Date: December 31, 2020 11:59AM
Meat lovers pizza, wings, beers. Take that bowels.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
John R Crap
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Date: December 31, 2020 12:03PM
Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> John R Crap Wrote:
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> -----
> > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
>
>
> You must be new to FFXU.
>
>
> Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists and
> inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
>
> Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
>
> Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> depravity.
Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
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> John R Crap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
>
>
> You must be new to FFXU.
>
>
> Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists and
> inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
>
> Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
>
> Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> depravity.
Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
E O C
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Date: December 31, 2020 12:21PM
John R Crap Wrote:
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John R Crap Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> >
> >
> > You must be new to FFXU.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> >
> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> >
> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
>
>
> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
Nope a mentally ill Moreno
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John R Crap Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> >
> >
> > You must be new to FFXU.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> >
> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> >
> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
>
>
> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
Nope a mentally ill Moreno
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
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Date: December 31, 2020 01:20PM
Happy New Years brown!
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Spring Onion
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Date: December 31, 2020 01:34PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling and celebrating New Year’s Eve. Cheap beers and greasy foods. Grandma is out selling jenkum to get them more hamburger meat and alcohol. They are truly disgusting. I will stay in my bedroom playing the switch.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
RalphW
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Date: December 31, 2020 01:45PM
It smells like hotdogs in here.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
That seems like his excuse
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Date: December 31, 2020 01:49PM
John R Crap Wrote:
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John R Crap Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> >
> >
> > You must be new to FFXU.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> >
> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> >
> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
>
>
> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
More likely dodging the tax man.
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John R Crap Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> >
> >
> > You must be new to FFXU.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> >
> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> >
> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
>
>
> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
More likely dodging the tax man.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Walt Jack
()
Date: December 31, 2020 02:10PM
That seems like his excuse Wrote:
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> John R Crap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't worry about that Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > John R Crap Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> > >
> > >
> > > You must be new to FFXU.
> > >
> > >
> > > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> > and
> > > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> > >
> > > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> > >
> > > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion
> 'dies'
> > > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > > depravity.
> >
> >
> > Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
>
> More likely dodging the tax man.
+! I don’t believe in coincidences and think you’re on to it. This loser is in default with IRS every year.
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> John R Crap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't worry about that Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > John R Crap Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
> > >
> > >
> > > You must be new to FFXU.
> > >
> > >
> > > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> > and
> > > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> > >
> > > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> > >
> > > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion
> 'dies'
> > > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > > depravity.
> >
> >
> > Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
>
> More likely dodging the tax man.
+! I don’t believe in coincidences and think you’re on to it. This loser is in default with IRS every year.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Ham
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Date: December 31, 2020 03:14PM
Here’s to not being interested in others bowels.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 31, 2020 03:52PM
Ham Wrote:
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> Here’s to not being interested in others bowels.
That doesn't mean we are not interested in yours.
Please post photos...
Brown Onion can diagnose medical problems just be looking at a picture of a bowel movement. Of course, given the chance to use his other senses like smell, taste and touch, he can be even more precise.
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> Here’s to not being interested in others bowels.
That doesn't mean we are not interested in yours.
Please post photos...
Brown Onion can diagnose medical problems just be looking at a picture of a bowel movement. Of course, given the chance to use his other senses like smell, taste and touch, he can be even more precise.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Shfinktah
()
Date: December 31, 2020 07:42PM
I see your hiney... if you don’t hide it, I’m gonna bite it.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace likes this contnt
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Date: December 31, 2020 07:54PM
Shfinktah Wrote:
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> I see your hiney... if you don’t hide it, I’m
> gonna bite it.
Dinner is served!
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> I see your hiney... if you don’t hide it, I’m
> gonna bite it.
Dinner is served!
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Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Superior Bowels
()
Date: January 01, 2021 07:01AM
Dropped the first deuce of this new year. Bristol 3/4 that was girthy, long and satisfying. Was the first of many expected in 2021. Do not hate me brothers in bowel for the gift of exemplary pipes.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 01, 2021 07:11AM
I really want Papa John pizzas right now. It sucks I have to wait till 11 am before they open. My bowels are ready to start the new year. I guess I'll run through Wendys drive thru and get a couple breakfast baconators and some of those awesome breakfast fries they sell. My bowels got this!
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2021 07:28AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I really want Papa John pizzas right now. It sucks
> I have to wait till 11 am before they open. My
> bowels are ready to start the new year. I guess
> I'll run through Wendys drive thru and get a
> couple breakfast baconators and some of those
> awesome breakfast fries they sell. My bowels got
> this!
Oh my that scares the bejesus out of my set of bowels. Will there be anything left?
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> I really want Papa John pizzas right now. It sucks
> I have to wait till 11 am before they open. My
> bowels are ready to start the new year. I guess
> I'll run through Wendys drive thru and get a
> couple breakfast baconators and some of those
> awesome breakfast fries they sell. My bowels got
> this!
Oh my that scares the bejesus out of my set of bowels. Will there be anything left?
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2021 10:01AM
Brunch. Every food group. Soda. Take that bowels!
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 01, 2021 10:48AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you down on here. I see you are still providing a service to the brown trodden and that is really admirable. Happy new year.
I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken man. I was thankful that I have this job with the state that provided us with incredible health insurance so she never lacked for care and she fought every step of the way. I got many more months with her than I would have had it not been for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that we were renting to the college kids and am thinking about putting my house on the market in the Spring. There are too many memories here. God bless you BO.
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you down on here. I see you are still providing a service to the brown trodden and that is really admirable. Happy new year.
I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken man. I was thankful that I have this job with the state that provided us with incredible health insurance so she never lacked for care and she fought every step of the way. I got many more months with her than I would have had it not been for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that we were renting to the college kids and am thinking about putting my house on the market in the Spring. There are too many memories here. God bless you BO.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
bive domber
()
Date: January 01, 2021 11:23AM
.Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: January 01, 2021 06:23PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> > looks delicious. The blue icing, and the
> vanilla,
> > chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet
> you
> > want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> > oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t
> do
> > it. Later on your colon will be forced to work
> at
> > an untoward pace. Think about your bowels
> please!
>
> Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you
> down on here. I see you are still providing a
> service to the brown trodden and that is really
> admirable. Happy new year.
> I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle
> with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken
> man. I was thankful that I have this job with the
> state that provided us with incredible health
> insurance so she never lacked for care and she
> fought every step of the way. I got many more
> months with her than I would have had it not been
> for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that
> we were renting to the college kids and am
> thinking about putting my house on the market in
> the Spring. There are too many memories here. God
> bless you BO.
sorry for your loss.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> > looks delicious. The blue icing, and the
> vanilla,
> > chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet
> you
> > want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> > oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t
> do
> > it. Later on your colon will be forced to work
> at
> > an untoward pace. Think about your bowels
> please!
>
> Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you
> down on here. I see you are still providing a
> service to the brown trodden and that is really
> admirable. Happy new year.
> I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle
> with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken
> man. I was thankful that I have this job with the
> state that provided us with incredible health
> insurance so she never lacked for care and she
> fought every step of the way. I got many more
> months with her than I would have had it not been
> for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that
> we were renting to the college kids and am
> thinking about putting my house on the market in
> the Spring. There are too many memories here. God
> bless you BO.
sorry for your loss.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: January 01, 2021 07:57PM
This whole thing is shitty.
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Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: January 02, 2021 07:43AM
Just got up and I am making steak and eggs. Got two big NY strips going on the George Foreman grill and have home fries and six fried eggs going on the stovetop. My bowels can take it!
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: January 02, 2021 03:11PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just got up and I am making steak and eggs. Got
> two big NY strips going on the George Foreman
> grill and have home fries and six fried eggs going
> on the stovetop. My bowels can take it!
Tomorrow you might want to try some fresh fruit and oatmeal.
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> Just got up and I am making steak and eggs. Got
> two big NY strips going on the George Foreman
> grill and have home fries and six fried eggs going
> on the stovetop. My bowels can take it!
Tomorrow you might want to try some fresh fruit and oatmeal.
Re: New Years Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 03, 2021 05:48AM
Would it be wrong to make a few omelettes stuffed with leftover Chinese food? I think my bowels can handle it!